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[–]Cosmic_Cow 14 points15 points ago

If your ass is still sore try ice and sitting on a soft pillow.

[–]hurdur1 11 points12 points ago

Lost virginity. Posts on Reddit immediately.

[–]mdhockey9[S] -4 points-3 points ago

hahah it wasn't immediately, but it was pretty close afterwards.

[–]Atmarh 7 points8 points ago

You say you finally lost it, you say you slept with your ex 4 days ago... Hmm it's either you or you that is lying! You liarer

[–]NutManCommon 4 points5 points ago

how does your right hand feel about this?

[–]CocaineFarts 3 points4 points ago

What's his name?

[–]sayrith 2 points3 points ago

[–]deja-vu-comment 1 point2 points ago

The holy grail of internet boobs

[–]Werro_123 2 points3 points ago

How many times will we see this gif reposted THIS month?

[–]n8bog 0 points1 point ago

First time I have seen this "repost" this month.

[–]Werro_123 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, its normally in the comments but it is definitely a repost.

[–]beanielove 2 points3 points ago

I want to give you a hug, but I am a little uncomfortable. Is that what you do when a man loses their virginity? Do I hug you?

[–]iloveawkward 0 points1 point ago

Is this like the time when you bought a hamster, named it virginity, and lost it?