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[–]MShades 22 points23 points ago

Relevant. From Ultimate Spider Man #10. No idea why its there...

[–]latticusnon 4 points5 points ago

Random references are all up in Ultimate Spidey. There's a sled named Rosebud in his garage.

[–]devophill 0 points1 point ago

Because of Ditko.

[–]Ceejae 0 points1 point ago

Am I to take from this that the writers of Spiderman are hardcore right wing advocates?

[–]devophill 2 points3 points ago

Steve Ditko is an objectivist and a huge Ayn Rand fan.

[–]mehatch 60 points61 points ago

Jeez....the guy just wanted to borrow some rice.

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[–]Raneados 10 points11 points ago

Do people get money from these or something?

[–]fluffyponyza 3 points4 points ago

Yeah - they get paid per lead (PPA, pay per acquisition) which may vary from deal to deal. Some require that the lead signs up for a newsletter, some may require more info (phone number/address), some may require an actual purchase. The amount paid out per acquisition varies. And, of course, the aim is to make it "subtle".

[–]Raneados 1 point2 points ago

And this is.. reddit approved?

awuh?

[–]fluffyponyza 0 points1 point ago

Definitely not - the "subtle" bit is what makes it spam. If the dude was all like "yo I herd u h8 cavitiez, so chek diz owt" it would be different.

[–]Raneados 0 points1 point ago

But the redd.it thing is an official reddit thing, isn't it?

They're supporting PPA stuff?

[–]fluffyponyza 0 points1 point ago

redd.it is just a URL shortener for reddit links/posts. They're using the reddit toolbar to encapsulate the "http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4552/facts-about-cavities" link - and by doing so they hope to make you think it's a "legit" reddit post. It's surprisingly subtle, but the reddit audience is too savvy and clued up to fall for it.

[–]Raneados 0 points1 point ago

AHA! Thanks dude.

Shouldn't you not be able to encapsulate 3rd party links that are not reddit inside a reddit shortener?

That seems like something that should be worked on so people (like me) don't think reddit is approving of this sort of thing.

[–]fluffyponyza 0 points1 point ago

Sure - if they turned off the toolbar entirely it would prevent this sort of iframe "trust-jacking" attack. It's hard, every feature that a site like reddit introduces has the potential for abuse.

[–]nivbrook 33 points34 points ago

Why is Spider-Man reading Atlas Shrugged?

EDIT: MShades seems to have found the reference.

Also Steve Ditko, co-creator of Spider-Man, was a big Ayn Rand fan apparantly.

[–]justtowritethiscomme 13 points14 points ago

Because Spider-Man is widely known for his love of allegorical *Laissez-faire literature. The government funding for the lab he worked at inevitably lead to the radioactive spider that bit him, which lead to the events that caused the death of his uncle. It makes perfect sense really.

[–]tbvoms 18 points19 points ago

Except that Spider-Man's story is about charitable self-sacrifice in protecting a city that gives him nothing in return and constantly turns on him...if he read Atlas Shrugged NYC would be fuuuucked "Nah bitches, you selfish assholes deal with the goblin, Ima go chill in this valley."

[–]LupivTheGreat 8 points9 points ago

Why is it so hard to believe that someone would read Atlas Shrugged? I'm serious.

[–]nivbrook 12 points13 points ago

Nothing wrong with reading it. Just seems like a deliberate choice the artist would make. Curious as to the motivation for including it.

[–]serenne 4 points5 points ago

Seriously. Anyone who is fit to comment on Atlas Shrugged has read Atlas Shrugged.

[–]Ceejae 0 points1 point ago

It's a very politically motivated book. Putting it there is a strong indication that Spiderman is very right-wing.

[–]LupivTheGreat 5 points6 points ago

Or that he just likes to read...

[–]NonPermissive 1 point2 points ago

I got the feeling it was just that it was very relevant to Spiderman's story. He is very much an Atlas figure in that he's constantly helping people and getting shat on for it. His take on the book would be interesting. I doubt he'd agree with much, but I haven't read the comics (and why the fuck not, anyway?).

[–]Jigsus 5 points6 points ago

Not someone. Spiderman. He's clearly not an objectivist. He's unselfish, goes out of his way to help people and sacrifices his personal gains for the community.

[–]LupivTheGreat -2 points-1 points ago

But he's also well read, which would explain why he's reading it. It may have unpopular beliefs but it's still considered a great piece of literature.

[–]Murrabbit 9 points10 points ago

but it's still considered a great piece of literature.

It's considered influential not exactly great. Seriously try reading through that beast, Rand was really not all that great at fiction, she's ham handed long winded, really one-note, and I'm pretty sure that repetition is the only literary technique she really knows how to use.

[–]Funk86 9 points10 points ago

Because it's mostly just one long author filibuster?

"This Is John Galt Speaking,"

Then BAM. 60 pages of nonstop lecture that takes 6 hours to read.

[–]VonBrewskie 4 points5 points ago

I thought the whole "money is not the root of all evil" speech by Francisco D'Anconia was pretty good actually.

[–]NonPermissive 3 points4 points ago

That one, abridged I imagine, should be in the Part II movie being released next month.

[–]nikita2206 2 points3 points ago

Oh I watched first part. Meh

[–]tbvoms 0 points1 point ago

I'm about two chapters before that right now but have been tipped off that that happens and am just dreading it so hard

[–]buzziebee 0 points1 point ago

Just skim read it after a couple of pages and you'll get the gist.

[–]CashewGuy -2 points-1 points ago

60 pages -> 60 hours? Let's not be dramatic. 30 hours tops man.

[–]Funk86 3 points4 points ago

6 hours. Not 60.

[–]CashewGuy 0 points1 point ago

Apologies, misread your comment my good sir. 6 hours is quite accurate.

[–]Raneados -5 points-4 points ago

Because it's Atlas Shrugged.

edit; apparently some of you like Atlas Shrugged. Ew gross don't touch me.

[–]devophill 1 point2 points ago

was a big Ayn Rand fan

He still is. He isn't dead, you know.

[–]Tajz -2 points-1 points ago

Maybe he got inspired by Officer Barbrady's review.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j56IiLqZ9U

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[–]CashewGuy 9 points10 points ago

I've read pretty much all of Rand's books (the exception being a few of the books that are collections of essays, which I never could push myself to care much about). There's no reason people shouldn't read it. There's also no reason people shouldn't read The Communist Manifesto by Marx and Ingles, or The Prince by Machiavelli.

It's philosophy. Not necessarily good, and not necessarily right, but it's still interesting.

[–]matt_strong 9 points10 points ago

Is there a subreddit for these? It wouldn't be terrible to see a few more. I've only seen a couple.

[–]snoogtastic 1 point2 points ago

[–]matt_strong 1 point2 points ago

=) thanks

[–]Jables237 5 points6 points ago

Wasn't a similar comic on the front page like 5 hours ago?

[–]yangx 1 point2 points ago

ahh so my eyes dont deceive me

[–]lordbob75 0 points1 point ago

I fucking laughed for a minute straight.

Tried to imagine Batmans parents and Spidermans uncle chilling at the opera together and failed.

[–]sirbruce 1 point2 points ago

While The Dark Knight has them going to the opera, most versions of the Batman story have them seeing a movie (usually a Zorro movie).

[–]devophill 0 points1 point ago

I thought Die Fleidermaus was a little too on the nose. Also, I believe The Mark of Zorro being the movie dates back to Year One.

[–]sirbruce 1 point2 points ago

I recall it first being in The Dark Knight Returns (comic) referring to the 1940 Tyrone Power version, which makes sense for that time period. However, sometimes it's been the 1920 Douglas Fairbanks version. I suspect that given the time difference perhaps the earlier movie was established in a Golden Age Batman story.

[–]devophill 0 points1 point ago

perhaps the earlier movie was established in a Golden Age Batman story

I have no citation for proof, but I'm pretty sure the Zorro thing comes from Frank Miller. (Yes, it was DKR, I always forget which story came out first.)

[–]Jontenn 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for thinking that they shouldn't be in the same comic. I don't even read comic books, I've never had. However, I know that these two don't belong together.

[–]mosaic4077 0 points1 point ago

Spider-man, no! Put that down right now!

[–]Devanismyname 2 points3 points ago

You feel bad? Why? It's not real you know.

[–]Dstroyer71 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same way.

[–]guitar8880 0 points1 point ago

Ahahahaha theater! It's funny because murder!

[–]Eldeeff 0 points1 point ago

Batman, you should know better, Batman.

[–]DeadLeeBawss 0 points1 point ago

Spider-Man's parents are dead as well though. Sucks to be him.

[–]Half_Ginge 1 point2 points ago

THIS year they're dead, until it's necessary to bring them back to life again.

[–]hayelo 1 point2 points ago

awsome desreves an upvote.

[–]cubya -1 points0 points ago

HEY GUYS. BATMAN DOES NOT HAVE PARENTS. THIS IS FUNNY.

[–]NoClueRedditor 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it :(

(and yes, I know batman's parents died)

[–]DYKTMM 1 point2 points ago

Batman was being a dick and prankcalled Spiderman about his dead uncle. Spidey responded with a remark about Batmans' dead parents.

Anything?

[–]Laminated 1 point2 points ago

[–]veksone 0 points1 point ago

Damn Batman got owned.

[–]eifersucht12a 1 point2 points ago

He kind of deserved it. I mean, having both parents killed in front of you is heavy, but Peter felt directly responsible for his uncle's death. So Batman was asking for trouble by going there.

[–]puripurihakase 0 points1 point ago

He was just sitting there masturbating...

[–]masonchumpia 0 points1 point ago

[–]ophello 0 points1 point ago

You feel bad for laughing at a drawn character? Ok...

[–]Ben_Ben 0 points1 point ago

You laughed hard at this? Really?

[–]Mossyisanoob 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this should be switched, I don't think it is within Batman's character to make a prank call while it is completely within Spiderman's character to do so; though this spawns one question, how did Spiderman get Batman's number?

[–]JamesofN 0 points1 point ago

Why do you feel bad?
You know comic books aren't real right?

[–]cronfeld 0 points1 point ago

That's disrespectful.

[–]Hudek 0 points1 point ago

How long until the guys at IGTHFT steal the image?

[–]ambiencenever 0 points1 point ago

upvote for Atlas Shrugged

[–]Dr_Wreck -4 points-3 points ago

Why is Spider man reading Atlas shrugged?

[–]PhraxosResident 1 point2 points ago

Shouldn't this be in r/funny?

[–]NonPermissive -1 points0 points ago

Webcomics are not allowed in this subreddit. Please read the rules in the sidebar.

[–]catpirates -2 points-1 points ago

Why is Spider Man reading Atlas Shrugged?

[–]Coridimus 2 points3 points ago

Not sure why you are being downvoted. This is a perfectly legitimate question.

[–]catpirates 1 point2 points ago

To be totally honest, I did see it the previous 3 times but I thought I'd go along with the joke that is Reddit. :P

[–]DYKTMM 1 point2 points ago

Because someone asked it already and Reddit is a fickle bitch.

[–]FrogDie -2 points-1 points ago

Why is this in /r/pics?

Bad moderating.

[–]DuckingTape 2 points3 points ago

Its a picture? Why should it not be in /r/pics? :)

[–]FrogDie -4 points-3 points ago

It is a screenshot, it is not a picture. I thought this should be in /r/comics. Maybe /r/funny

[–]DYKTMM -1 points0 points ago

It's clearly not a screenshot...

[–]OneWordOut -4 points-3 points ago

I laughed half as hard as you imagined you could have laughed if you had laughed three times as hard as someone laughing, and perhaps squirting disgusting, squirming and ripe-for-the-bursting pollops out of an orifice in a laughing way at this excomminicative comic.

[–]oh_my_jesus -2 points-1 points ago

I feel like I need a video to truly understand the image you are trying to create.

[–]RICH_LITTLE -2 points-1 points ago

Feels batman...

[–]archonemis -1 points0 points ago

Only a Randroid could be such an asshole.

[–]RICH_LITTLE -5 points-4 points ago

Feels batman...

[–]Niggerinniger -4 points-3 points ago

Then...go to hell?

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[–]coaltown 10 points11 points ago

You're stupid.