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[–]Oak-Yoh 3 points4 points ago

It's like having a seizure?

[–]RICH_LITTLE 4 points5 points ago

DARKNESS...IMPRISONING ME...ALL I SEE...ABSOLUTE HORROR...

[–]basedom 2 points3 points ago

I CANNOT LIVE.....I CANNOT DIE....TRAPPED IN MYSELF

[–]StewieBanana 1 point2 points ago

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEEEEEEENNNNN!

[–]Babelfish14 1 point2 points ago

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

BODY MY HOLDING CELLLLLL...

[–]TheCocksmith 1 point2 points ago

Hypnotoad on acid.

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 1 point2 points ago

Hm. Started listening to Epiphany from Sweeney Todd right when I opened this, and it was moving near exactly to the beat of the song... Found it much more disturbing than it probably really is.

[–]el_bhm 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, headbanging to Slayer works for me too.

[–]dewdslovebewbs 1 point2 points ago

This is perfectly in time with NOFX's Punk in Drublic album

[–]Rtbender 0 points1 point ago

You probably have anxiety issues

[–]Von_Miller[S] 0 points1 point ago

I do have anxiety. Thank you XANAX!

[–]RyFro 1 point2 points ago

[–]blacktoise -1 points0 points ago

why is this funny?

[–]Von_Miller[S] 0 points1 point ago

Why did you look at it and comment?

[–]blacktoise 0 points1 point ago

I can't see the image before I click on the link. I wanted my opinion to be heard. That part should be obvious.