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[–]mellowroot 62 points63 points ago

[–]derwinter 1 point2 points ago

Came here for the cactus guy.
Was not dissapointed.

[–]presaging 4 points5 points ago

Dear Raptor Jesus, Please prevent Romney from participating in the presidential debate with two sharks on his head. Love, Murder Face

[–]SomethingOverThere 1 point2 points ago

I'd pay to see that.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point ago

The sad thing is that regardless of if you're a liberal or not, he would win the internet vote if he did that.

The good thing is upvotes don't count towards presidential elections and there's not enough neckbeards to actually sway the election in his favour.

[–]new_math 117 points118 points ago

Have you ever wanted freedom so badly, you strapped bread to your head?

[–]chewp911 24 points25 points ago

That actually makes me sad to think about the extremes that lead to this.

[–]SpaceBanaynay 30 points31 points ago

Yep. Really makes you wonder.

Bread.

Like the brand of bread.

It's called Wonderbread.

If you still don't remember here's their website:

http://www.wonderbread.com/

This comment brought to you by Wonderbread.

Always Wonder.

Bread.

[–]treycook 11 points12 points ago

Get out of my head.

[–]WASH_YOUR_VAGINA 1 point2 points ago

I think I might be dead.

[–]Eyeous 0 points1 point ago

This man is certainly not loafing around.

[–]froglegsoup 1 point2 points ago

Actually, I just looked this up, it seems like Mubarak was banning hats for some reason, so protesters wore pots, then Mubarak banned pots, so then bread. Correct me if I'm completely off.

I'll get back to you on why the hat ban was instigated.

[–]chewp911 0 points1 point ago

I haven't heard that before, if its true that's very intriguing.

[–]Fyropyro -5 points-4 points ago

Man..... that must be some good stuff.

[–]chewp911 15 points16 points ago

You don't think it's kind of shitty that someone would be so unhappy/ angry with their country/ life that a bread helmet somehow makes sense?

[–]Eastnasty 2 points3 points ago

Bread helmet. Only here man. Made my morning. Still hammered.

[–]WASH_YOUR_VAGINA 1 point2 points ago

Calling a helmet kind of makes it seem more logical. Bread is soft, it might absorb an impact or two if the police start beating on him... before he starts bleeding, the bread gets wet and everything is ruined!

[–]gweedo550 1 point2 points ago

The bread i had in Tunisia seemed hard enough to deflect bullets

[–]FranzSchleevok 6 points7 points ago

Is that Eminem?

[–]lucasreher 2 points3 points ago

Yes, I have had a dream like that young man.

[–]funknut 9 points10 points ago

you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Urban_Savage 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever wanted Karma so bad you entered a repost and commented the top comment from the last posting.

[–]shutupjoey 1 point2 points ago

Read that in a movie trailer voice.

[–]big-o-notation 0 points1 point ago

Freedom isn't free. There's a hefty fuckin' fee.

[–]relatively_logical 43 points44 points ago

*told his wife: "Make me a sandwich!"

[–]DR_McBUTTFUCK 26 points27 points ago

Thank you wife. I am an excellent sandwich. Let us go forth and prosper.

[–]gweedo550 14 points15 points ago

الخبز المحارب‎- bread warrior

[–]fetus_eater_skywalka 14 points15 points ago

That was translated as "warrior bread" and I don't think the bread has excellent fighting skills what you're looking for is المحارب الخبزي :)

[–]WASH_YOUR_VAGINA 6 points7 points ago

You could literally have posted any Arabic words and said you corrected that guy, but since I can't read Arabic, I'll upvote both of you just in case.

[–]RICH_LITTLE 26 points27 points ago

That guy was ready for war. He had head protection that doubled as a food source, that is some house level thought.

[–]SpyderSnake 7 points8 points ago

Why did you post the same comment 30 minutes apart?

[–]N8CCRG 2 points3 points ago

[–]molkhal 2 points3 points ago

the voices told me to

[–]Ragnalypse 7 points8 points ago

Not as ready as shark hat guy. He had head protection, a food source, and a miniature shark army.

[–]MoreWhiskeyPls 4 points5 points ago

Would you say it's food for thought?

[–]Snacksidents 2 points3 points ago

Ah...The very image that introduced me to Reddit...Goodtimes...Goodtimes...

[–]PrawnTyas 2 points3 points ago

[–]Thinc_Ng_Kap 0 points1 point ago

[–]rumnscurvy 0 points1 point ago

Now available in two image sizes: huge-ass, and huger-ass

[–]jazzyjjr99 1 point2 points ago

admitting it's a repost.. nice one op that makes you a good guy in my eyes

[–]conorpacman 0 points1 point ago

[–]simon8888 1 point2 points ago

hey, stale bread is as hard as iron

[–]LeastServant -1 points0 points ago

Yes adding bullshit to the fire helps a hotter flame

[–]noclipn1nja 1 point2 points ago

FEAR MY CARBOHYDRATE ARMOR!

[–]adzug 0 points1 point ago

my hat is bread... oh and god is great!!!

[–]jmorlin -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Toxication 0 points1 point ago

*Relevant

[–]WendelHammersmith 0 points1 point ago

Back of the bus, Breadfriend

[–]typon 0 points1 point ago

Clever way of legitimizing repost. Bravo OP, bravo.

[–]eao 0 points1 point ago

And if you don't like it, you can baguette the hell out!

[–]jimflaigle -1 points0 points ago

It's a wonder democracy isn't working better in that country.

[–]HigherFive -4 points-3 points ago

Inb4 the obvious "inbred" pun.

[–]HigherFive 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]Broseidons_Brocean -3 points-2 points ago

sinbad is really anti government it seems