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[–]humble_braggart 1 point2 points ago

Do you still do the 9-month countdown in your head every time you hear about it?

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

Just imagine if you where me a 37yr ol virgin FML

[–]LeCrushinator 1 point2 points ago

Until you realize that they all belong to you...

[–]invaderkristin 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you're like good luck chuck but with babies instead of marriage.

[–]insurgi 0 points1 point ago

I know those feels as a 24 yr old woman finding out all the girls I knew are getting knocked up

[–]fennelouski 0 points1 point ago

I got married in July and at the beginning of August I was at a friend's wedding. My ex was there as well as the first girl who rejected me in college. My ex was single and the other girl's husband had gained some weight and she was pregnant. I didn't say anything but it made me feel awesome being their with my smoking hot wife after being tan from the honeymoon and fit from dieting for the wedding. Oh, and the other girl wasn't pregnant, she too had just gained a considerable amount of weight.

[–]RICH_LITTLE -2 points-1 points ago

Not being facebook friends with exes: infinitely better.