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[–]7joshy 923 points924 points ago

This dog is better at being human than i am.

[–]RelaxedChap 296 points297 points ago

I want a dog like that. Not because I'm disabled, but become I'm just lazy.

[–]floatablepie 194 points195 points ago

Pray...for...Mojo...

[–]Instantcretin 40 points41 points ago

Show her your happy dance Mojo.

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    [–]teknoire7 12 points13 points ago

    I just want it to bring me a beer. How awesome would that be?

    [–]Nawt_Schur 20 points21 points ago

    There are pint cans of boddington's english ale in the fridge; that dog will bring those too no doubt. Not sure it knows how to pour it just right though.

    I have two dogs that look a lot like this but all they get me are sticks, branches and balls.

    And joy... a lot of joy.

    ATM visit is more impressive, just inserting the card correctly in the slot seems like a lot to ask... But I'm not buying that the dog will enter the pin, select the account, amount to withdraw etc.

    [–]cloudedice 25 points26 points ago

    The bank told me never to tell anyone my PIN. Not even my dog. WTF am I going to do if I become disabled?!

    [–]blueskiesandaerosol 9 points10 points ago

    Here Wego!

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      [–]roosevelts_ponies 16 points17 points ago

      A chair that travels for you? Now that's just some sci-fi 3000 nonsense!

      [–]akacheese 13 points14 points ago

      I am getting one when I want one. It's full on training for the first six months, so I'm waiting until I've finished travelling before I commit. I'm a tetraplegic.

      [–]ohdeargodhelpme 6 points7 points ago

      Yeah I've never been good at tetris either.

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          [–]TilDuh 52 points53 points ago

          I know that Dog IRL he is a dick always bragging about how much better he is then everyone else. real shame

          [–]johnnygrant 5 points6 points ago

          just look at his judgmental eyes in the last image.

          [–]redzero519 23 points24 points ago

          That look at the end just says "And what the fuck have you done today?"

          [–]psyEDk 16 points17 points ago

          i bet you could be a better dog than him though.

          [–]Int2011 33 points34 points ago

          I have a cat that does something similar. http://imgur.com/RnqT7

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            [–]Billionaire_Bot 169 points170 points ago

            Why is it that service dogs, which you cannot pet, are always the cutest things in the world?

            Edit: grammar

            [–]tf5_bassist 167 points168 points ago

            Forbidden fruit.

            [–]MrWeirdlust 76 points77 points ago

            I think your father just got done with an AMA.

            [–]snapmedown 31 points32 points ago

            LEAVE COLBY ALONE, YOU MONSTER!

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              [–]lpisme 67 points68 points ago

              They get petted and loved, but not while they are working. You have to remember this is a $15-20 thousand dollar dog - no joke. He/she has been trained from birth to do a job, and do it well.

              I've had experience with a wonderful service dog and he is so incredibly awesome. But when he's in "work" mode, that's him doing what he does best. He enjoys it, and when he gets his weekends off or whatever it may be, he has the most fun I've ever seen a dog have.

              [–]InfamousTugboat 14 points15 points ago

              The organization I raise service puppies for says each dog costs around $30,000 to raise. Clients don't have to pay a dime though.

              [–]Eazy_Beanzy 9 points10 points ago

              I used to have a friend who's mother was blind, so she had a guide dog.

              Being a friend to her son meant I got to see the dog a lot when it wasn't working, and my god it was the most beautiful dog ever. It was intelligent, well behaved and was perfectly groomed.

              [–]Letmefeelyourbraces 19 points20 points ago

              I knew someone with a service dog who would let you pet her as long as she wasn't wearing her little vest. I assumed that helped her know when the vest is on, it's time to work, but when the vest is off it's alright to be a goofy dog.

              [–]MisanLycanThrope 37 points38 points ago

              They want the dogs completely focused on the owner. Hard for a service dog to help out when it is attention whoring. A lot of trained dogs will pretty much ignore you, even if you are petting them.

              [–]moctedamus 22 points23 points ago

              It depends entirely on the service dog owner and whether the dog is working or not. I got permission to pet/talk to a service dog and it had ZERO interest! And I'm awesome, I have 5 dogs. I have so much respect for these dogs!! Very hard working!

              [–]ElCaz 6 points7 points ago

              Labradors are among the best guide dogs. And they are just the best dogs ever.

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                [–]lvnshm 266 points267 points ago

                Our dog is an awesome dog.

                [–]JacobCurry 153 points154 points ago

                He reigns.

                [–]urmomismyotherride 123 points124 points ago

                From heaven above...

                [–]nutellaaa 106 points107 points ago

                With wisdom, power and love...

                [–]kneazle01 108 points109 points ago

                Our dog is an awesome dog!

                [–]coleosis1414 140 points141 points ago

                Congrats, everybody, you made something happen that I thought was impossible: You made me nostalgic for church.

                [–]firebearhero 14 points15 points ago

                as a swedish person, the only time i had heard this song before was over at ytmnd

                http://sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnd.com/

                [–]ginger_lover 8 points9 points ago

                All the unchurched redditors are scratching their heads.

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                  [–]tesla3327 23 points24 points ago

                  And when the yard was squirrelless
                  In the middle of the night

                  [–]tashke 17 points18 points ago

                  Our dog is an awesome dog

                  [–]midgetmime 17 points18 points ago

                  He barked into the darkness and created the light

                  [–]outrunsilver 6 points7 points ago

                  Our Dog is an awesome Dog.

                  [–]gata4554 15 points16 points ago

                  I'm amazed there are this many redditors who know this song.

                  [–]Jesusthecarpenter 6 points7 points ago

                  Is this an actual hymn or is it only just a famous christain pop song?

                  I heard it once on a polytel commercial.

                  [–]captdimitri 15 points16 points ago

                  Both.

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                      [–]urmomismyotherride 5 points6 points ago

                      Amen

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                        [–]a_cockwork_orange 20 points21 points ago

                        thanks.. not only is that awful song stuck in my head, but now old, awkward memories of bible camp are resurfacing ಠ_ಠ

                        [–]tesla3327 18 points19 points ago

                        That song is amazing... And while I do love Michael W. Smith, you do not have the good version

                        [–]theblueharvester 6 points7 points ago

                        Ah Rich Mullins, I remember hearing that back in the day when he was big stuff (at least in the Christian pop music world) he only accepted a salary that was the average US salary at the time, and donated the rest of his earnings to charity. Cool guy.

                        [–]the_nix 6 points7 points ago

                        I'm no longer a christian, and haven't been for a while, but still consider rich to be a sentinel influence on my life. Dude was fucking bad ass -

                        Like the born again thing, which is a total crack up to me. Cause Jesus only said that to one guy one time. And then there was that whole born again movement. You know where everybody said you had to be born again. And I was going, 'why, am I Nicodemus?' What happened to the passage that said, 'if you want to follow Me, give up all you've got and give it to the poor and take up your cross?' Do we all have to do that too?

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                                [–]CyberSoldier8 279 points280 points ago

                                I fucking refuse to believe that dog can operate an ATM machine. If they can operate an ATM, they are just a few steps away from picking up rifles and taking over the fucking earth.

                                [–]snarkyaardvark 109 points110 points ago

                                Sure they can get the money out of the machine but where are they going to keep it, no pockets...

                                [–]Hazelrat10 27 points28 points ago

                                Eat the money, train the dog to fish money out of its feces. Boom.

                                [–]goldencalculator 36 points37 points ago

                                Genius. They're their own ATMs. Except their money goes MTA.

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                                    [–]roastedbagel 13 points14 points ago

                                    Likewise. That dog can't operate the different menu items such as language, type of account, wanting a receipt, etc.

                                    [–]buttabeens 34 points35 points ago

                                    I'm sure he's not actually pushing the buttons. It looks like she has limited use of her fingers, so while she may be able to push the buttons herself, it's more difficult to grasp things like a card or cash or a milk jug.

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                                      [–]joshy1234 11 points12 points ago

                                      I hear Bo Obama is trying to take away dogs' Second Amendment rights...

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                                        [–]quackerzdb 62 points63 points ago

                                        Wow! He even remembers her PIN!

                                        [–]Zuggible 7 points8 points ago

                                        Sorry to disappoint, but that is not the case. All they mention on their website is retrieving the card and cash at the end.

                                        Sorry if you were being sarcastic, I'm not good at detecting these things...

                                        [–]andreif 13 points14 points ago

                                        The question is, why the heck does he even have to do it, she seems perfectly capable of using her hands.

                                        [–]buttabeens 20 points21 points ago

                                        It looks like she has limited use of her fingers. I have a cousin who wears similar braces on her hands; she would have no trouble pushing buttons on an ATM but grasping things like the card or cash or a wet towel are much more difficult.

                                        [–]pfigure 27 points28 points ago

                                        Maybe she's blind. Maybe her handicap, while allowing her to move her hands, doesn't allow her to move much of her back in order to actually reach things like that.

                                        [–]fit2fly 13 points14 points ago

                                        ...lol

                                        Or she wears wrist guards not because she's blind but she has something wrong with her arms/hands....

                                        [–]an_illiterate_ox 18 points19 points ago

                                        Maybe she's just scared of machines. And the dog isn't. The dog withdraws cash and buys milkbones. Case closed.

                                        [–]wiffleball_lgnd 17 points18 points ago

                                        1. Be a helper dog
                                        2. Help withdraw cash from ATM
                                        3. ????
                                        4. MILKBONES!

                                        [–]VonDozier 2 points3 points ago

                                        maybe she is blind and just wears the wrist guards for fashion

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                                          [–]urmomismyotherride 1 point2 points ago

                                          Re-arrange the numbers and (s)he wont. It likely just knows the pattern. Still incredible.

                                          [–]The_Lightning_Lord 30 points31 points ago

                                          I'm pretty sure most humans would be clueless if they rearranged the numbers.

                                          [–]Zuggible 22 points23 points ago

                                          The dog doesn't enter the PIN.

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                                            [–]Cheveyo 21 points22 points ago

                                            That last picture... he's judging me. I'm a terrible human being.

                                            [–]Wingnut150 11 points12 points ago

                                            TIL my dog needs to step it up.

                                            [–]jammbrose 10 points11 points ago

                                            His eyes. Looks right at you.

                                            [–]spork_it 50 points51 points ago

                                            And after all that, he still still poops on the carpet.

                                            [–]thephilski 83 points84 points ago

                                            And then picks it up and drops it in the toilet.

                                            [–]spork_it 14 points15 points ago

                                            In a septic-safe baggie?

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                                                [–]dMarrs 15 points16 points ago

                                                whaaa? where did all of my money go? where did all of these female dogs in heat come from,why are there dog treats EVERYWHERE!!????

                                                [–]Sandlotboy 7 points8 points ago

                                                These dogs do so much for their friends, there are no owners. They quickly become your family and your best friend. My cousin had a friend named Luke, he was a Lab and Retriever mix. He was Wonderful.

                                                [–]Wanrenmi 3 points4 points ago

                                                Are you kidding me? An ATM? Most people can't even get their dogs to not run into traffic after a squirrel and this one can distinguish between checking and savings accounts.

                                                [–]Jay_Normous 4 points5 points ago

                                                No way. There is no goddamn way that dog can operate an ATM.

                                                [–]Provenzer0 5 points6 points ago

                                                Well one of my dogs can drink a full bowl of water in one sitting and throw it all back up.

                                                [–]soccerguru4597 30 points31 points ago

                                                Who needs a wife with this little fucker around

                                                [–]gm9k 38 points39 points ago

                                                Well you cant fuck a dog... Too soon?

                                                [–]ayotornado 78 points79 points ago

                                                COLBY 2012

                                                never forget

                                                Edit: spelling. Thanks CRTL_ALT_RAPE

                                                [–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 24 points25 points ago

                                                colby

                                                ftfy

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                                                  [–]SilentJeans 4 points5 points ago

                                                  Coolest animals. Dogs make the world a better place

                                                  [–]whytep 9 points10 points ago

                                                  and this is why dog's are better than cats.

                                                  [–]SlimyTurnips 2 points3 points ago

                                                  Your move, cats.

                                                  [–]ShamAbram 4 points5 points ago

                                                  The photographer didn't do shit to help that poor handicapped woman.

                                                  [–]wolfgang5feet 18 points19 points ago

                                                  Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

                                                  title comnts points age /r/
                                                  I don't always act like a human, but when I do I'm damned cute. 44coms 574pts 1mo aww
                                                  Awesome Dog 47coms 351pts 1mo awesome
                                                  Ultimate dog! 892coms 1956pts 1mo funny
                                                  Ultimate Dog! [Fixed] 4coms -4pts 1mo funny
                                                  Because dogs are way better than cats!! 3coms 9pts 1mo aww
                                                  Ultimate Dog! (fixed) 3coms -1pt 1mo funny

                                                  source: karmadecay

                                                  [–]inthedrink 2 points3 points ago

                                                  and lulz were had when i saw the first comment on title [2] is basically the same as the first comment on this post

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                                                    [–]palindromic 3 points4 points ago

                                                    Labradors and golden retrievers, the best dogs on the face of the planet. I had a lab/collie mix growing up. She was a saint but a little neurotic. Smart to a fault almost, and had a big brave generous heart like a lab. My friend had a golden that loved my dog and would hop her fence and come to my house like a mile away to try and find and play with Jessie. That dog was the sweetest dog I've ever seen.

                                                    [–]thahelp 2 points3 points ago

                                                    What the hell is the Boddington's doing in the fridge?!!!

                                                    [–]Schaftenheimen 4 points5 points ago

                                                    And this is why fuck cats.

                                                    [–]ElectricBlue27 2 points3 points ago

                                                    What a buddy!

                                                    [–]casuallybrad 2 points3 points ago

                                                    still a better dog than Awesome Dog

                                                    [–]smeey 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I kind of feel like instead of having a blue vest the service animals should have little capes .

                                                    [–]Axin13 2 points3 points ago

                                                    I bet he can do my taxes.

                                                    [–]Onsalefor10cents 1 point2 points ago

                                                    The only sad thing about this is a tv show I watched like a week ago. Apparently they're not allowed to play with it or pet it except for like a 30 minute period each day. They said that they would lose their discipline or something, made me sad

                                                    [–]SuperPixel 0 points1 point ago

                                                    COLBY? IS THAT YOU?

                                                    [–]skinnyloo 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I have a regular customer in my store who is blind. The customer is an asshole, seriously, but the dog (a Lab just like this) is wonderful.

                                                    I want to punch out the blind guy because of this poor seeing eye dog. The dog just looks & smiles at me all the time while this guy shits on my day.

                                                    One time I touched the dog (dog loved it), and the blind guy cussed me out. Un fucking real!! How did he know?

                                                    I do not regret these thoughts in any way. Respect for all other disabled people.

                                                    [–]dtrainescobar 0 points1 point ago

                                                    This nigga uses the ATM, gets her groceries, does her laundry. I need me one of these dogs right now.

                                                    [–]MattieShoes 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I love the dog's expression in the last frame... like "and what are you doing with YOUR life, motherfucker?"

                                                    [–]SilentDis 2 points3 points ago

                                                    I'm sorry. I had to.

                                                    [–]Jsmooth65 2 points3 points ago

                                                    Slave dog [fixed]

                                                    [–]Stone_Swan 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Oh god that shit makes me tear up.

                                                    [–]watsathrowaway 2 points3 points ago

                                                    i would love this dog so hard i might have to name it colby

                                                    [–]langforde 2 points3 points ago

                                                    yikes

                                                    [–]Slayers_Dream 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Seeing eye dogs are truly amazing.

                                                    [–]anduin1 2 points3 points ago

                                                    I don't know why but stuff like this always makes me feel sad and happy. Sad that the person can't help themselves, sad for the animal because it doesn't get to just live it's life normally but happy that at least the dog is probably in a loving environment and the person can get things done.

                                                    [–]BeARdBARIAN 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I don't know about you, but I doubt that dog is ever bored in his life. Dogs seem so happy to do things if they are treated right.

                                                    [–]The_Jim 2 points3 points ago

                                                    If you've ever seen a working dog doing its job, you'd realise how much they love it. In fact, most of the ones I've seen seem to enjoy life much more than those dogs whose lives are a routine of sitting around the house with an occasional walk to get excited about.

                                                    [–]TetrisKingFISH 1 point2 points ago

                                                    That dog can buy stuff now.

                                                    "Oh yeah, Just this dog food and tennis ball thanks"

                                                    [–]Autoham 0 points1 point ago

                                                    That dog does more housework then my fucking fiance does.

                                                    [–]Charliebanana 1 point2 points ago

                                                    These ads get to me every time

                                                    [–]WoadRaider 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Well now I feel all happy inside, thanks a lot lilstumpz, you feel-good bastard. Have an upvote you awesome fucker.

                                                    [–]kharmakazy 2 points3 points ago

                                                    I can't even get my dog to roll over. He lays down, then I try any number of tricks to get him to roll over, then just a "Hey I'm a dumb fucking labrador, and I love you bro" look.

                                                    [–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I call bullshit. Dogs can't use the ATM.......their paws are too big

                                                    [–]kharmakazy -3 points-2 points ago

                                                    My aunt had a service dog named M.D., and he could do all of these things, plus a few. If you showed him an object, he would remember it, and could retrieve it for you. There was a rag on the fridge door, so he could open the fridge and grab food for my aunt, but my uncle, being the joker that he is, decided to teach M.D. how to fetch beer so he didn't have to get up from the couch.

                                                    M.D. seemed to grasp the concept, and could recognize the can, but when my uncle put him to the test later that night, M.D. left and never returned. After about 10 minutes, my uncle decided that something must be wrong, and went to check up on him. M.D. had grabbed a beer from the fridge, but his teeth had lightly punctured the can and he had dropped it. Confused, he had tried again, and again, and again. There were punctured cans of beer all over the kitchen floor, and one very distraught dog in the middle of it all.

                                                    I think the thing I loved most about that dog is how he would play fetch. My aunt would tell him to sit, then drive her wheelchair a few hundred feet, and drop a tennis ball. When she yelled fetch, he would run over, pick up the ball, and put it in her lap. A game of fetch might last 30 minutes, with only a few "throws," but M.D. never seemed to mind.

                                                    He was the smartest dog I ever met. He, and the person who trained him, are heroes in my mind.

                                                    [–]YIIZWL 9 points10 points ago

                                                    Don't be so quick to downvote Smilemon. This guy completely copied smilemon's story Smilemon's Comment

                                                    [–]lala989 5 points6 points ago

                                                    What kind of fuck copies comments???

                                                    [–]Smilemon 4 points5 points ago

                                                    Nice try bro. I gave you an upboat anyway.

                                                    [–]forzion_no_mouse 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I pictured a drunk dog in the middle of the kitchen passed out

                                                    [–]michealn 1 point2 points ago

                                                    It makes me sad that you aren't supposed to pet them in public.

                                                    [–]WIDE_OPEN_BEAVERS 1 point2 points ago

                                                    You give me steak or I give away your pin.

                                                    [–]moctedamus 1 point2 points ago

                                                    That dog is smarter than my kids. Damn it.

                                                    [–]SlugsOnToast 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I knew a family in Michigan that trained dogs for Paws With A Cause. Often, the dogs were rescued from shelters.

                                                    [–]ordeath 0 points1 point ago

                                                    So can a dog like that be cloned?

                                                    [–]matthysen2 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I feel as if there would be holes punched through the milk...

                                                    [–]AwesomeIncarnate 1 point2 points ago

                                                    This dog is the shit. Now if only I can train my dog to do all of these wondrous things!

                                                    [–]xenostrife 0 points1 point ago

                                                    So.. The dogs know the PIN to the bank account??

                                                    [–]killjoy1221 0 points1 point ago

                                                    OK boy, go take her atm card and take out all the money from the machine. Give it to me afterwards. Go!

                                                    [–]remjob61 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Do ALL the things!

                                                    [–]shiftylookingcow 0 points1 point ago

                                                    apparently the vest is how the dog knows when he's working or not

                                                    [–]dan228 -1 points0 points ago

                                                    Where does the woman get money from?

                                                    [–]twistober 2 points3 points ago

                                                    Bail bonds. If someone doesn't pay up, she sends the dog after them.

                                                    [–]I_rate_your_dog 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Clearly a winner. 10/10.

                                                    [–]ohhaither 0 points1 point ago

                                                    A service monkey would be cooler because of their little monkey hands.

                                                    [–]Friendship_Champion 0 points1 point ago

                                                    That dog deserves ALL THE TREATS and STEAK and, fuck it, LOBSTER if he's into it. All of it.

                                                    [–]bcperry 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I looked at this, then looked at my dog and thought, "you're a lazy little shit."

                                                    [–]ullee 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I get that she's paraplegic but can she also not reach forward?

                                                    [–]iTimmeh 0 points1 point ago

                                                    He looks like he's enjoying it, and then the last panel is like "Please god help me"

                                                    [–]charleattack -1 points0 points ago

                                                    You know... I love these dogs but at the same time, I feel kinda bad for them...

                                                    [–]moneyeagle 0 points1 point ago

                                                    A dog that can change my bedsheets....all my dreams have come true!!!

                                                    [–]Sturgen 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Ha ha cat tards. Take that!

                                                    [–]kharmakazy 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Yesterday, my dog pooped outside. That is the smartest thing she's done in her life.

                                                    [–]DontSayAlot -1 points0 points ago

                                                    Labs are literally better than Hitler.

                                                    [–]Mattythecheese 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Good boy!

                                                    [–]Gauchoparty 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Dammit dog stop eating everything and let the lady grab the stuff.

                                                    [–]dmoney17 0 points1 point ago

                                                    So much care in that dogs eyes

                                                    [–]digivolution 0 points1 point ago

                                                    This dog is absolutely amazing. But the only thing I could think of when viewing the images is what the hell is she going to do when he dies?? (Given she has more years left than an average lab; I don't know what her affliction is)

                                                    [–]mallybear69 6 points7 points ago

                                                    She'll probably get another service dog.

                                                    [–]TheOven 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I didn't steal all money

                                                    It was the dog

                                                    Dog

                                                    [–]Jpr0x0rz 1 point2 points ago

                                                    How does the dog know her pin number?

                                                    [–]Swerdman55 0 points1 point ago

                                                    What I like the most about dogs like these, is that they have no idea how special they are. I know it sounds corny, but when you look at them, what they do is amazing feats that other dogs couldn't even hope to achieve, and at the end of the day, they're still a happy, tail-wagging dog.

                                                    [–]Fonterror 1 point2 points ago

                                                    What is the point of washing the dishes with dog slobber?

                                                    [–]BagOnuts 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Let's see your sacred cats do that, Reddit!

                                                    [–]Twitchifies -1 points0 points ago

                                                    I remember when this was a new post.

                                                    [–]TheVanguardBandit 0 points1 point ago

                                                    That pup looks a lot like Ice. A service dog I know.

                                                    [–]sBarro77 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Smiling ear to ear.

                                                    [–]buttons_arent_toys -1 points0 points ago

                                                    BAMFLabs

                                                    [–]diggpthoo 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Did that dog just use an ATM!?

                                                    [–]eran13 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I wish I could upvote this a thousand times

                                                    [–]davebond 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I want to give that dog all the treats.

                                                    [–]philsredditaccount 1 point2 points ago

                                                    In the last pic, the dog is looking right into my soul and asking me "what the fuck are you doing with your life?"

                                                    [–]noel5582152 0 points1 point ago

                                                    So I'm guessing the dog walks her.

                                                    [–]ksa2 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Is that dog... putting groceries in the fridge?

                                                    [–]SkytheDrop 0 points1 point ago

                                                    That dog is full of win. It can have all of my internet...

                                                    [–]Brad11 0 points1 point ago

                                                    That dog is adorable and incredible.

                                                    [–]mrturdferguson 0 points1 point ago

                                                    See, dog. Not a cat.

                                                    [–]darahen2004 0 points1 point ago

                                                    thats the best dog ever!

                                                    he is better at life than i am too

                                                    [–]prometheus199 0 points1 point ago

                                                    That dog is smarter than all of my roommates.

                                                    [–]captdimitri 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Brb...getting disabled for slave-dog.

                                                    [–]ua19 0 points1 point ago

                                                    i could use that dog.

                                                    [–]rozyhammer 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Props to the Boddingtons in the fridge

                                                    [–]Ikkus -1 points0 points ago

                                                    Lazy cripple.

                                                    [–]Shortykun 0 points1 point ago

                                                    That badass look on the last pic.

                                                    [–]FuriousJ 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I hate fucking helper dogs, because they are so adorable and I can't pet them.

                                                    [–]KyraShangea 0 points1 point ago

                                                    HOW DOES IT KNOW WHAT CAN OF FOOD TO GRAB?

                                                    [–]killjennyproductions 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Awesome dog is awesome. Awesome owner is pretty damn hawt.

                                                    [–]MrKrazybones 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I had captions running in my head the whole time...
                                                    "No, stupid dog, thats not the right PIN! Youre going to make the machine eat my card!"
                                                    "No dont put the expired milk in the fridge!"
                                                    "Youre stealing my blanket! Bad dog!"

                                                    [–]WhiskeyGinger 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Now all you have to worry about is dog slobber on all your stuff.

                                                    [–]vancouver_boy 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Lazy camera man standing around watching while the dog do all the work

                                                    [–]plastic_cookware 0 points1 point ago

                                                    The last picture is like "fuck with me"

                                                    [–]Myflyisbreezy 1 point2 points ago

                                                    You should never tell anyone your PIN, even your dog.

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                                                    [–]kudanil 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Oh My God! This dog is so much more human than some of humans I know. This dog is a saint to me!!!

                                                    [–]latecraigy 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Those dishes look.... clean?

                                                    [–]wizehopt 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Ya but does it speak spanish?

                                                    [–]CaptnBarbosa -1 points0 points ago

                                                    My thoughts on downvoters http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qx4ld/

                                                    [–]MrMojoRisin5211 -1 points0 points ago

                                                    Jesus woman! You're crippled from the waist down, not a helpless person in a coma.

                                                    [–]Scrantonbornboy 0 points1 point ago

                                                    This dog is more helpful around the house than I am.

                                                    [–]galaris 0 points1 point ago

                                                    What kind of dog is this? Just in case when I'll get a dog...

                                                    [–]mfqueso 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Dude.. what if the dog is the OP.

                                                    [–]old_calico_cat 0 points1 point ago

                                                    "Yes, of course I am a labrador. Why do you ask?"

                                                    [–]Gondorff777 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Awesome dog: does everything a human can do. Still confused by a camera

                                                    [–]lineocar 0 points1 point ago

                                                    and people wonder why they love dogs more than other people

                                                    [–]Time8u 0 points1 point ago

                                                    OR he's a God Damn Thief!

                                                    [–]dangerRAMEN 1 point2 points ago

                                                    The things these dogs can do is nothing short of amazing. They start as babies too. It's adorable to see little puppies with their mini harnesses on. I adore service dogs.

                                                    [–]Babywolverine 1 point2 points ago

                                                    This dog is a real life super hero. His little blue vest is also his cape. [5]

                                                    [–]MagnusExcelsior 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I hope that dog gets rewarded well.

                                                    [–]expert02 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Dolphins with Legs.

                                                    [–]GrandMasterMara 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Post it on r/4chan

                                                    We dont have the heart to make this a meme. So much potential.

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