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[–]KingAgrian 12 points13 points ago

(what the bother*)

[–]infinitylantern 36 points37 points ago

I really think this should replace Picard.

[–]willsayswhatsup 15 points16 points ago

I, too like the Pooh. But honestly, when you hit something like page 10, isn't this so fitting?

[–]tobor_a 6 points7 points ago

so true lol. This darn reddit...its like minecraft - you think you are only on for about 30mintues because you did abosultely jackshit, but it runs out to be seven hours. then you realize that you are a bad minecrafter and go sleep =(

[–]sreynolds1 1 point2 points ago

Incredibly so.

[–]WStallion 6 points7 points ago

It's 2:49 A.M here, 11 minutes of good eyesight left.. WHAT TO BROWSE?!

[–]KhaleesiStormborn 3 points4 points ago

I even get to a point where I close one eye just to fight it a little longer.

[–]chachi_the_patient 7 points8 points ago

I Know, right? I actually looked at the poop condom one, and thought, WTF am I reading, and why? (oh look, it's 2 am...duh.) I had to laugh hard when I saw all the memes that came out of that one...

[–]cj122[S] 11 points12 points ago

And it's going to stay blue damn it!

[–]MadyLcbeth 8 points9 points ago

I read this in Pooh's voice

[–]EvilSteak 11 points12 points ago

I wonder why that is.

[–]dreamawake 4 points5 points ago

one can't simply say "I've had enough of reddit"

[–]KhaleesiStormborn 2 points3 points ago

I feel like this belongs in /r/trees right now...

[–]JaggedPussyTeeth 0 points1 point ago

The same shit you read six hours ago?

[–]CarTamer 0 points1 point ago

If its me, it is suicide pictures and being afraid of nightmares

[–]Pareeeee 1 point2 points ago

I think it would have been funnier had it said: "What the bother am I reading"

[–]DocJRoberts 1 point2 points ago

or "What the fuck, am I reading?"

[–]SassyScarlacc 1 point2 points ago

haha this gave me such a good laugh

[–]Fuckyourcunt 1 point2 points ago

Browsing reddit on shrooms*

[–]pween 0 points1 point ago

cunt yea! i gotta try this, i imagine i'd get even more lost, end up in /r/spaceclop or something and not be able to leave.

[–]CrazyCatErin 0 points1 point ago

Pooh Bear's writing makes sense to me at certain times. Plus, I'm pretty sure it ain't honey in his pots.

[–]dome210 0 points1 point ago

[10] pooh

[–]Outl4wSt4r 1 point2 points ago

If I told people about some of my late night reddit binges they would cringe. I had a free day today with no plans till evening what do I do? I have a moral debate for twelve hours in /r/electronic_cigarette in two threads. Topic? Lipoid pneumonia is it possible to get it from excessive ecig use. Someone should have warned me about this place! http://www.reddit.com/r/electronic_cigarette/comments/zvbyz/pneumonia_from_vaping/

http://www.reddit.com/r/electronic_cigarette/comments/zvv9v/university_of_kentucky_puts_agenda_over_truth/

[–]Outl4wSt4r 0 points1 point ago

/r/letsnotmeet ohh what's that seems interesting!

[–]supermanxx 0 points1 point ago

that looks more like browsing reddit at an [8]

[–]roofied_elephant 0 points1 point ago

3 am? Bitch please. I'm only like that when it's 9 am and I realize I had to get up for class 20 minutes ago.

[–]BlackEleanor68 0 points1 point ago

Was me last night, also add laughing at unfunny things

[–]acefrehley12000 0 points1 point ago

No matter how hard I try I always read it and hear poohs voice!

[–]notsferatu 0 points1 point ago

this relates because i'm in the same position, 15 pages deep into /r/WTF

[–]Twyler91 0 points1 point ago

When you're baked is a better one...

[–]MuonSandwich 0 points1 point ago

Or rather this is what I'm like when I'm trying to finish my E&M homework at some ungodly hour of the morning

[–]johansantana17 0 points1 point ago

I'm high and it's only an hour until 3 am and this is so funny because it is my life

[–]Mrgypsy832 0 points1 point ago

I laughed a little too hard this thanks for posting

[–]ShoopDaWoopII 0 points1 point ago

It is 3AM, and yes.

[–]Osricthebastard 0 points1 point ago

Me at a [7] browsing reddit.

[–]DocIdo 0 points1 point ago

Heh..appropriately I'm reading this at 2:50 a.m. while sitting in an IHOP awaiting pancakes.

[–]Sirvulcan12 0 points1 point ago

Dude that's nothing its 4:40 right now, tomorrow is gonna suck ass isn't it?

[–]Schobbo 1 point2 points ago

this has potential

[–]systemofaderp -1 points0 points ago

haha, it is luckily only 2 am here

[–]danrennt98 0 points1 point ago

I read all the green texts at /r/4chan after 2 so I can tire my eyes out so much that i fall asleep. And when you read 4chan your really wonder why you're still awake. To stay awake, I read /r/LetsNotMeet.

[–]Endevour 0 points1 point ago

This is me now. I am Winnie the Pooh trying to turn my sleep rythm around.

[–]YouJellyFish -1 points0 points ago

Very old pic with a tacked on semblance of 'context.' Very poor quality post. I'm surprised it's made it to the front page.