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[–]muan 96 points97 points ago

You are all wrong guys. Best picture since begining of the internet is http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/466/pinkshirtguy.jpg

[–]zunetoon 13 points14 points ago

This one is the only one that had me laughing as I've seen the majority of the ones posted in this thread.

Do you have any context?

[–]muan 12 points13 points ago

Here can you read about Pink Shirt Guy http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pink-shirt-guy

[–]question_all_the_thi 10 points11 points ago

Yet it doesn't give any explanation about the circumstances.

My bet is that the pink shirt guy was the instructor in a hazardous materials handling training.

[–]Aurilion 1 point2 points ago

It's either that or the biggest troll of this century.

[–]question_all_the_thi 14 points15 points ago

When I was in the first year of college they trolled a freshman like that.

A bunch of guys wearing hazmat suits and carrying a geiger counter entered the classroom. As they approached the dumbest looking guy in class, they kept turning up the counter gain, so it clicked faster and faster. They pretended to pick something from under his seat with a pair of very long tweezers.

"oh, good, we found it at last!"

To the guy: "don't worry, it causes no harm to human organs, except for eyes and genitals!"

[–]trottsky 1 point2 points ago

I realise it's not, but this guy reminds me of rodney dangerfield and that scene in caddyshack when bill murray is cleaning the pool in hazmat gear.

[–]Aeronniell 0 points1 point ago

If they were "fully dressed" in HazMat suits, wouldnt they be wearing more headgear?

[–]Irishuponastar 0 points1 point ago

As a former hazmat tech I can confirm this

[–]MrCrumbbley -1 points0 points ago

Haha, I love this one! I haven't seen it in forever, still just as funny as the first time I saw it.

[–]clicksnd -3 points-2 points ago

#YOLO

[–]jollyllama 13 points14 points ago

I don't save a lot of pictures from the internet, but I just made a local copy of this photo. In case the world crashes and electricity is unavailable, I want this to be the last thing that I see on my computer screen as the battery dies for the last time, to remind me of when the world was beautiful.

[–]wil19558 304 points305 points ago

[–]Monory 188 points189 points ago

[–]DOWNkarma 8 points9 points ago

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 45 points46 points ago

[–]YadaYadaSex 13 points14 points ago

Ah yes, the classic work penned by That Feel Guy

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 20 points21 points ago

They don't think it feel like it is, but it do.

[–]terari 0 points1 point ago

I would edit it to "YEP, IT'S FEEL"

but I am lazy

[–]Casban 1 point2 points ago

Someone find that insanity wood demotivational

[–]PourYorick 1 point2 points ago

Damn. I just added that to my wish list.

[–]RaoulDuke92 17 points18 points ago

[–]hacksilver 14 points15 points ago

Obligatory plug for /r/birdswitharms

[–]Fig_tree 6 points7 points ago

I don't often visit /r/birdswitharms, but when I do, it's always a good decision.

[–]hacksilver 1 point2 points ago

Subscribe, it's the best decision you'll make this month.

[–]birdswitharms 1 point2 points ago

You're damn right.

[–]AnthraxxLULZ 1 point2 points ago

DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

[–]thepeganator 11 points12 points ago

Every time I see this I can't stop laughing, and I always post it on the same persons Facebook wall... Wonder if he's getting annoyed yet?

[–]long_live_king_melon 0 points1 point ago

I chortled.

[–]hyperspacesquirrel -4 points-3 points ago

needs more jpeg

[–]TemetNosce 136 points137 points ago

I believe this pic here, is most favored/reposted.

[–]long_live_king_melon 20 points21 points ago

Hot damn that's funny.

[–]wojx 5 points6 points ago

Never fails to elicit a giggle.

[–]Jalh 4 points5 points ago

[–]TemetNosce 2 points3 points ago

I'll be damn. Your link above is the 1st time I have ever seen a source cited for this. I read all the way through, it was funny.

[–]LampShadeOfDeath 0 points1 point ago

Didn't even realize dogs could pull that face...

[–]MrT-1000 1 point2 points ago

U mad dawg?

[–]yinyangyan 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit that is my sister's dog, I swear to god, sparkly teeth and everything

[–]TemetNosce 0 points1 point ago

See comment above from "Jalh". It's got the original, see if you recognize the usernames.

[–]yinyangyan 0 points1 point ago

Joshua was her ex-boyfriend's name, but somehow I doubt he would go on a forum like that, so false alarm I guess, sorry

But the resemblance is uncanny

[–]TemetNosce 0 points1 point ago

Joshua was her ex-boyfriend's name,

Was he known for having fits of rage?

[–]yinyangyan 1 point2 points ago

Not as far as I know :p

[–]pilvy 24 points25 points ago

[–]long_live_king_melon 26 points27 points ago

WHARRGARBL

[–]CpnKangaroo 32 points33 points ago

The instructions in that book aren't clear enough. I got my dick stuck in a bread maker.

[–]mtbr311 16 points17 points ago

It's supposed to get stuck in the mashed potatoes.

[–]logicalthinker1 12 points13 points ago

oh so it's that kind of party huh?

[–]anthrocide 14 points15 points ago

[–]wufoo2 0 points1 point ago

*getz

[–]deja-vu-comment 240 points241 points ago

Okay, downvote away...

that's my dad

edit: Proof

.

[–]fattymccheese 69 points70 points ago

ha! there's my old comment

[–]Fantasticriss 5 points6 points ago

wasn't this picture from somethingawful? I thought i remembered seeing it on a photoship phriday....

[–]fattymccheese 4 points5 points ago

It's been everywhere but originally from a fark thread

[–]Fantasticriss 2 points3 points ago

Fark? I could have sworn this was from SA.... I'd say prove it but I don't know how the hell one would find it that far back

[–]fattymccheese 2 points3 points ago

his user name is Darth Brooks.. happy hunting

edit: dad is still alive with an active account on fark.. changed the verb tense

[–]Fantasticriss 0 points1 point ago

haha i'll just take your word for it

[–]KungFuSnoopy 0 points1 point ago

It was from Fark. I remember casting my vote for this one. I remember it so well.

[–]musical_hog 0 points1 point ago

yes. this and many other photoshop phriday submissions make the rounds a lot. many redditors were not savvy to SA when it was most popular.

[–]Fantasticriss 1 point2 points ago

that's the reason why I left The Chive. That website was ruthless about stealing entire SA photoshop Phriday submissions with absolutely no credit anywhere.

[–]musical_hog 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind seeing them crop up here. It's a reminder of a time when OC was king.

[–]binaryechoes 1 point2 points ago

So, is it really your dad?

[–]fattymccheese 10 points11 points ago

yup, He's a bit of a space nerd.. it was originally on a Fark thread many years ago (7 or 8 I think)... weird to see my dad as a meme.. he posted it on a thread relating to the launch and someone shooped it and posted it back as you see it now.. the rest is history

[–]KungFuSnoopy 0 points1 point ago

Thank your dad for me. This picture never fails to make me laugh after all these years.

[–]fattymccheese 1 point2 points ago

done and done

[–]NotaMethAddict 101 points102 points ago

It's a comment-reposting bot. It even includes the link to the previous comment, search for the link in the comment!

[–]MightyBobBarker 14 points15 points ago

I'll give it to him that it's better than shouting, "repost!"

I browse on my phone so it's easier to see the hidden link.

[–]NotaMethAddict 11 points12 points ago

I actually really like that account for some reason. I find it kind of funny in cases like this when it's the top comment claiming to be someone else's dad.

[–]drellim14 2 points3 points ago

ohhh like deja-vu. Now I will never forget how to spell it and redditors around the world will hate me a little less

[–]GoodguyGerg 2 points3 points ago

ohh like deja-vu...woah that was weird

[–]nxtfari 1 point2 points ago

ohhh like deja-vu. Now I know how to spell it correctly!

[–]anonymousalterego 2 points3 points ago

Cleverly named déjà-vu-comment, which was very confusing to read thinking it was all French at first (already seen, how).

[–]daaave33[S] 21 points22 points ago

Tell your dad he's been the most celebrated magnet on my fridge for years.

[–]fattymccheese 18 points19 points ago

can you send me a picture?! I'd love to show him

[–]WateryPenisButter 1 point2 points ago

Do it OP. Redeem your sins.

[–]daaave33[S] 3 points4 points ago

Will do when I sober up

[–]titan413 6 points7 points ago

Did he read a book on how to pose for this picture as well?

[–]cyclicamp 4 points5 points ago

the cover is misleading, I think it was a book on how to get reposted on reddit.. very meta

Might as well go all out on this one, right?

[–]daaave33[S] 8 points9 points ago

Also, was this taken at Alpine Valley? It sure looks like it.

[–]Hadynosaurus_Rex 11 points12 points ago

I can almost guarantee you that this is Titusville, Florida, across the Indian River from the Kennedy Space Center.

The NASA hat and binoculars give it away.

[–]katievanover 0 points1 point ago

Exactly what I was thinking, considering most people use to sit out in front of their cars to watch those shuttles go up like that.

[–]Heep_Purple 3 points4 points ago

It is a bot, posting a comment that was higly rated at the original picture, you can see his links. Sorry to say...

[–]daaave33[S] 0 points1 point ago

Bot say mmmFuckmmmYou!

[–]Heep_Purple 0 points1 point ago

I think your cat walked over your keyboard.

[–]Rimacrob 4 points5 points ago

Shit checks out. Searched tinyeye and seems to be an original photo.

[–]cyclicamp 10 points11 points ago

You're either bad at checking things out, or are too sarcastic for me.

[–]Eagle20Fox2 6 points7 points ago

OR its an original pic and his dad just looks similar. I hope it's him though, because then I would be one Internet degree closer to somebody awesome.

[–]daaave33[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I'll be damned. I knew there was a reason I shared this with my fellow redditors.

[–]jtotheesus 0 points1 point ago

This novelty account is my favorite

[–]6DemonBag 0 points1 point ago

Looks like your dad is waiting for a rocket launch at/near Cape Canaveral.

[–]fattymccheese 4 points5 points ago

he was.. it was scrubbed though

[–]6DemonBag 1 point2 points ago

Took my family to a night launch several years ago....just pulled off on the side of Bennett Causeway. Bonus...it went off on time! It was awesome.

Few years before when we were in the area there was one that got delayed so we couldn't make it...so we were pretty geeked to get to see one after the long wait. In fact the one that got delayed ended up launching at night while we were in an Orlando restaurant....our waiter was gone for quite a bit and comes back and says "Did you guys see the launch?" "Uh, no dude...we were here waiting for our cold main courses....but thanks for telling us what you've been doing and what we missed a-hole." Funny story...now.

Hope you & dad got, or get, to see one. They're awesome.

[–]fattymccheese 0 points1 point ago

He's seen a few but I never had good luck. they seem to always scrub the launch when I was in town. I did get to see Endeavor in the VAB before it was loaded up on the 747 for its last ride

[–]Nutella_the_Hun -1 points0 points ago

So is this just a shameless Trapped_In_Reddit bot?

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

You're Mason Wyler?

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

Wow, this bot is crazy good.

[–]SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT -2 points-1 points ago

Your dad looks like the janitor from Scrubs.

[–]BrodyApproves 0 points1 point ago

Hmm I don't see the resemblance. I'd go have a talk with your parents man.

[–]modano_star 15 points16 points ago

[–]zamboniman46 10 points11 points ago

[–]wufoo2 2 points3 points ago

Fuck, that's going to be a loud scream.

[–]Cats_and_Shit 9 points10 points ago

[–]jsophoto 15 points16 points ago

this fellow vaguely reminds me of the Janitor from Scrubs (Neil Flynn) as his brother Roscoe.

http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/q-s/scrubs3-41.jpg

[–]Veocity 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was him...

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 8 points9 points ago

He's only half way through the book and he's a master! I wish I picked up skills that easily.

[–]ElvisDumbledore 2 points3 points ago

Well, he is a rocket scientist. I know because his hat says NASA on it.

[–]spangdooler 8 points9 points ago

It's Elementary My Dear emma Watson . . .

http://i.imgur.com/iDKlK.gif

[–]WinnifredBurkle 8 points9 points ago

10/10, would read and pose again.

[–]jcpearce 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for this. I haven't seen this pic in a few years, and it's a happy reunion.

[–]Null_Reference_ 8 points9 points ago

Nope. The best picture on the internet has to be a cat. This is really basic stuff guys come on.

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dies-ist-meine-wassermelone-German-watermelon-kitten-.jpg

[–]TheAdAgency 2 points3 points ago

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I've seen this picture and it's fucking hilarious! Upvoted.

[–]browniecookie 4 points5 points ago

This is, without a doubt, mine: http://imgur.com/lbVbc

[–]ShallowBasketcase 3 points4 points ago

God

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points ago

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

[–]browniecookie 0 points1 point ago

That is the only 11/10 I've ever seen

[–]FoldingChair -1 points0 points ago

Name?

[–]the1truth2 -4 points-3 points ago

Yes?

[–]LongLastingStick -2 points-1 points ago

Gonna go out on a limb and say "shopped". If not by computer, then definitely by surgery.

[–]NotaMethAddict 6 points7 points ago

My favorite picture on the internet.

That's a clever way of saying repost.

[–]I_FUCK_SHARKS_ 39 points40 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/help/reddiquette

Look at the first rule under "Please Don't".

[–]wojx 2 points3 points ago

People don't read this enough anyway man.

[–]apieceoffruit 2 points3 points ago

b!tch just got served.....

[–]the1truth2 1 point2 points ago

Word

[–]beef_lomein 7 points8 points ago

the term repost has got to be the most retarded thing on the internet. It's just said by butthurt idiots who are too scared to repost something because of people like you yet when it happens they are jealous that someone else got karma for something they wanted to do.

[–]SakabaShogun 5 points6 points ago

I'm all for reposts, since things can retain their funny every time I see them.

The only reposts that annoy me are the ones made a day later, in the same subreddit. I mean, it was funny, yea, but give it some time, guys!

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

Every repost annoys me. Not because it's a repost, but because I like to read the comments on things, and its annoying to wade through pages and pages of "DEAR DIARY TODAY OP WAS A REPOSTING FAGGOT".

[–]SakabaShogun 0 points1 point ago

Usually the top couple comments aren't TOO bad, except when it's the inevitable Karma Decay post.

[–]Metacurious 5 points6 points ago

Also isn't the whole point of reddit to repost fun links you found elsewhere somehow??

[–]ItinerantDegenerate 0 points1 point ago

the term repost has got to be the most retarded thing on the internet. It's just said by butthurt idiots who are too scared to repost something because of people like you yet when it happens they are jealous that someone else got karma for something they wanted to do.

This is great.

[–]lukeman3000 -1 points0 points ago

It's about to get meta up in here

[–]Komic-Azee 1 point2 points ago

This one gets me every fucking time..

[–]Theultimateturtle 0 points1 point ago

I sure could use a how to book of that caliber

[–]Touch_of_Midas 0 points1 point ago

He's already pretty good at it, I don't think he needs to finish the book

[–]ratsytatsy 1 point2 points ago

And there it is: a sudden rush of nostalgia for Fark, where I saw both this and the original (posted by the enginerd subject himself.)

[–]GanglarToronto 0 points1 point ago

I have those binoculars. Got them when I was 5

[–]AtomicShane -1 points0 points ago

I want a new era snap-back version of that NASA hat.

[–]Naniwo 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow, he's pretty good at it!

[–]Thefreak666 0 points1 point ago

Mine is 'SHANIQUA WE GOIN' DOWN!'

[–]xTurtsMcGurtsx -1 points0 points ago

same

[–]noveltyhuman 1 point2 points ago

Definitely would never get sick of it being reposted!

[–]simplelogic2 0 points1 point ago

I like how it appears to be 1 page

[–]bannana 1 point2 points ago

I've been around these parts for goin' on 15 year and this is my first time seeing this.

[–]emilyprox 0 points1 point ago

Seems like a book for Stan Smith.

[–]Argion21 0 points1 point ago

"Still my favourite picture on the internet" The only way to get karma for a repost. But that´s okay.

[–]KungFuSnoopy 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD! I remember this Fark thread. I remember this photoshop contest. I remember laughing at it. I remember voting for it. I remember where I was (at work). I remember looking at it over and over that day. I remember two years later after I'd left that job and found this picture on a thumbdrive I'd used for work.

Awesome. Thanks.

[–]quad_copter_cat 0 points1 point ago

Droste

[–]AAP4716 0 points1 point ago

[–]rocketcraft -1 points0 points ago

Still? After all this?

title comnts points age /r/
After all these years this book still makes me laugh. 2coms 31pts 4mos pics
Takes some studying 1com 37pts 1yr pics
what ya readin? 1com 27pts 2mos pics
Nothing like learning a new skill. 13coms 374pts 9mos funny
How to: 62coms 700pts 1yr pics
Lifelong training. 31coms 1156pts 1mo pics
I don't know why I think this is so hilarious, but I do. 64coms 1216pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]TKdEvin 0 points1 point ago

Is that a Dr. Seuss Beginner Books Logo on the cover?

[–]FuckingNiggersMan 1 point2 points ago

Nicolas Cage becoming a cat:

http://i.imgur.com/wloAe.jpg

Ughm, Fucking Niggers Man...

[–]tbar2themax 0 points1 point ago

Kind of looks like Michael Palin...

[–]OccamsHairbrush 0 points1 point ago

[–]large-farva 1 point2 points ago

you have some pretty low standards, OP.

[–]datdj -1 points0 points ago

Shouldn't he be on the last page?

[–]humpydumpty -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, he should. But apparently people keep upvoting him.

[–]Spiderman31 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for the NASA hat

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts -2 points-1 points ago

This is currently my favorite picture on the internet.

[–]TheDiscoBastard -1 points0 points ago

Have you been banned from r/pyongyang?

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 1 point2 points ago

Actually, yes. They banned me about six months back when I posted something wondering if there was a way to not get banned from /r/pyongyang.

[–]Butlermoz 1 point2 points ago

Only if you're into butt stuff, amirite?

[–]pimp-bangin -2 points-1 points ago

This, my friends, is how to properly execute a repost.

[–]killjoy1221 0 points1 point ago

I would like to know the contents of that book.

[–]stanhhh -3 points-2 points ago

Mine is still that one : http://imgur.com/4cP0x

[–]leastwise -4 points-3 points ago

And the imgur file name has "jpg" in the title.

So much recursion...

[–]OrangeAdventure -4 points-3 points ago

I could've sworn this picture is following me around the internet. Still funny as hell though, i die everytime i see it XD

[–]ItinerantDegenerate -3 points-2 points ago

It was funny the first 50 times I saw it. This is 51.

[–]ignorantwhitetrash 1 point2 points ago

You're not making it clear whether u think its still funny or not

[–]dashy239 -3 points-2 points ago

REPOST!!! (im still upvoting it)

[–]BonkSandvich -5 points-4 points ago

Is that Michael Palin?

[–]Infiltraitor -5 points-4 points ago

I have a dark skinned Sri Lankan friend who did something like this. Except the book he was reading was "How to be a Black Man."