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[–]Sucellos 11 points12 points ago

Probably the first meme I ever saw on the internets... and now I feel old.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 0 points1 point ago

Back in 2004.

[–]RuralNinja 0 points1 point ago

But I always thought there was an ass in the box.

[–]MixMasterRudy 5 points6 points ago

That should have also been brad Pitt's reaction in the movie Seven.

[–]LuaAndTheOwls 7 points8 points ago

Have a wonderful Cakeday, Overglock.

[–]Nerdkid 0 points1 point ago

I need this as my screensaver now! :D

[–]Capt_Ido_Nos 2 points3 points ago

Incidentally, Bruce Lee shares his birthday with Jimi Hendrix, and Bill Nye the Science Guy.

[–]T-D-S 1 point2 points ago

some days i just want to give the internet a great big hug for things like this :-)

[–]Nygnug 1 point2 points ago

FTFY :)

[–]crazyfingers619 -1 points0 points ago

[–]PrO1210 -1 points0 points ago

This is my go to birthday text. Everyone loves it.

[–]NewbCactus -1 points0 points ago

Hey Cake Day buddy!

[–]deathtoEA 1 point2 points ago

and yet he had so few :(

[–]GrayTiger44 -1 points0 points ago

happy cake day

[–]Elwood_ 0 points1 point ago

sidebar: Please no Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

[–]69caliber 0 points1 point ago

Yes. This cake day crap needs to stop.

[–]booskerbear -2 points-1 points ago

downvotes for cakedays

[–]latarian -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you OP.

[–]SanJose_Sharks -4 points-3 points ago

I'm glad you've been here a year, but that doesn't give you a license to post racist garbage.

[–]69caliber 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad that you've been here a year, but no one gives a fuck about your 'reddit birthday'.

FTFY

[–]thegreatdane -1 points0 points ago

Now how is this racist again?

[–]lakotian -1 points0 points ago

I'm going to repost this.