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[–]agway46 34 points35 points ago

Posted 2 minutes ago....

[–]notyalc32 16 points17 points ago

Yeah like 2 years ago

[–]popshopadop 0 points1 point ago

and he cut the bottom off

[–]lethargicwalrus 3 points4 points ago

I smell a phony! A big fat phony!

[–]anthrocide 1 point2 points ago

Reposted 3 years ago

[–]Mr_Pigeon 43 points44 points ago

don't feed the trolls

[–]New_World_Era 7 points8 points ago

It's yahoo answers, you play along with the trolls there

[–]VeteranKamikaze 7 points8 points ago

Not even 4chan comes close to the level of trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls that can be found on Yahoo Answers.

[–]ITS_GON_RAIN 12 points13 points ago

How did you manage to get in on this after 2 minutes?

[–]BobbyDigitalDogWnder 5 points6 points ago

you got me there.

[–]hankthetank69 2 points3 points ago

Whew it's a false alarm people. Put down your pitchforks

[–]thuhnc 1 point2 points ago

Is that Carl Weathers?

[–]frasier_crane 0 points1 point ago

He probably didn't type that age right. Can not be true.

[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 0 points1 point ago

Oh crap that was too close!

[–]CommissarGray 0 points1 point ago

I wanted agent Orange, not agent Le-Mon Leim!

[–]Brettersson 0 points1 point ago

his child's 3rd birthday is coming up soon

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 0 points1 point ago

Well, if he's agent orange, then I would definitely be worried about the baby.

[–]ilikeapples2 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Bass497 0 points1 point ago

thats just despicable..

[–]ThisIsHerp 0 points1 point ago

Smell that? Bullshit everywhere

[–]intelliswine -1 points0 points ago

My dad was 57 when I was born.

[–]mash3735 26 points27 points ago

so how old was the milkman

[–]ScrubTutor 0 points1 point ago

Breathe a sigh of relief, gentlemen (and ladies). A sigh of relief.

[–]the_last_fartbender 0 points1 point ago

Girl look at that body?

[–]pjgamer77 -1 points0 points ago

My Dad was 45 and my Mom was 42 when I was born, I'm 18 now. They were born in 49' and 52'. It's weird to see people my age or a few years younger with parents that are 36-40...my sister is 33.

[–]jDerf -4 points-3 points ago

[–]suckyou -3 points-2 points ago

8 year olds, dude.