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[–]Silicone_Lube 8 points9 points ago

First person that says, "haters gonna hate," gets a strongly worded letter and a look of disdain from me.

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

You best break out your quill and stationery and find a mirror, then.

[–]stupiduzernam 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Anthony Bourdain

[–]oooWooo -1 points0 points ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

or

Some people don't choose the thug life.

Bases covered.

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[–]iXRazor -1 points0 points ago

That's because there is no British accent.

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[–]iXRazor 0 points1 point ago

Um, okay? *Neighbourhood

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[–]iXRazor -1 points0 points ago

Yes. But I was saying there is no "British Accent".

[–]HiImGarrett 0 points1 point ago

We get it. He meant to say English accent. Geez.

[–]shewholovescats 0 points1 point ago

everywhere*

[–]PTCruisin -1 points0 points ago

The title of your repost is bad and you should feel bad...

[–]electtroll 0 points1 point ago

Everywhere**

[–]AroundWayOtherThe 0 points1 point ago

The funny thing is I met the guy. He is known as the "Cat-man" of keywest. He trains his cats to jump through hoops of fire. The even funnier part of this is that my uncle married his daughter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyKxbua9miM

Boom.

[–]kaiden333 0 points1 point ago

Who would instagram this photo?

[–]AVagrant 0 points1 point ago

All the ladies must just flock to him like...catnip. See? I made a joke.

Oh god that joke was awful. I'm very sorry you had to read that.

[–]drosphilia_holocaust 0 points1 point ago

I don't even care that it's a repost, I love it that much.

[–]YUNOHAVENICK 0 points1 point ago

not enough comments about "everywere", imo

[–]SparkandFire 0 points1 point ago

You bastard, i almost just choked on my bread.

[–]ProSaint -4 points-3 points ago

Made me sol (smile out loud).

[–]GrungeTroll[S] 1 point2 points ago

sol? thats a new one

[–]E_lucas 2 points3 points ago

I heard his smile from here.