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[–]DavidG993 0 points1 point ago

So you die too?

[–]Chucklay 2 points3 points ago

Archimedes?

[–]toe2thaknee -1 points0 points ago

haha that is the first time this comment makes sense

[–]FAPSLOCK 1 point2 points ago

yes, everything's funnier without adam sandler

[–]loveplumber 1 point2 points ago

first, to clear it up, its fake and its from that god forsaken Jack and Jill Adam Sandler film

but months back when i first saw this pic i laughed so hard that i got asked to leave my office area because it was disruptive to others. not sure if it was funnier or less funny when i found out it was all CGI

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

I normally just rub Vaseline all over myself and pretend I'm a billionaire.

[–]gugulo 1 point2 points ago

This kills the bird

[–]schecterjl 0 points1 point ago

this gif was cute back when bill gates was poor

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[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

IT'S NOT A REAL BIRD!

IT'S NOT REAL!

IT IS FAKE!!!!!!

[–]gigitythatwutshesaid -1 points0 points ago

And that bird is now dead.

[–]pandemoniumlust -3 points-2 points ago

I hate this photo.... That much chocolate would kill a bird

[–]Sauris0 -1 points0 points ago

I always wonder, does this not kill the bird?

[–]xtreme33 -2 points-1 points ago

It was on "Friends" and it's not real

[–]Dango_LXIX 1 point2 points ago

I'm shamed that I know this, but it's from Jack and Jill.

ps. I did NOT see the movie, but the image was on reddit a while ago. Actually, it was on quite a few times.

[–]xtreme33 -1 points0 points ago

ahh thats right. I knew it was from somewhere.