The Greatest Story Ever Told

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-14T14:33:30+00:00

What kind of story ends with an unresolved deal with the devil?

butonemike · 2012-09-14T15:22:05+00:00

relevant

lolburger69 · 2012-09-14T14:50:45+00:00

This is the sort of thing my 12 year old brother would make "just to see how pivot works".

ohaithere123098 · 2012-09-14T09:02:43-07:00

Post in in /r/gifs or /r/funny.

Dismiss · 2012-09-14T15:55:11+00:00

Yep, /r/WTF has really turned into this

Eschepper · 2012-09-14T15:46:52+00:00

Oh man I remember Pivot. Good times in middle school

FaeKade · 2012-09-14T16:05:45+00:00

Why the fuck did I waste my time on that?

Most boring ending ever.

OM_NOM_TOILET_PAPER · 2012-09-14T16:04:25+00:00

For anyone caring, this was made in Pivot Stickfigure Animator. And frankly there were much more interesting and WTF-ish animations created with it, this one is pretty bland.

Cynikal818 · 2012-09-14T15:55:02+00:00

Dude.../r/iam14andthisisfunny is down the hall

who the fuck upvoted this piece of shit?

abezeez · 2012-09-14T14:50:55+00:00

Well I just waisted a minute of my life...

awkwardoxfordcomma · 2012-09-14T15:50:30+00:00

No words, and yet volumes said.

Time8u · 2012-09-14T15:57:44+00:00

Yep, that was it.

Irishguy317 · 2012-09-14T16:08:56+00:00

I can't believe I actually watched the whole thing.

purdster83 · 2012-09-14T09:14:03-07:00

Ahh to be 14 again.

freecandy_van · 2012-09-14T16:17:58+00:00

relevant

Inappropriate_joker · 2012-09-14T16:50:34+00:00

not wtf worthy. at all.

NotVerySmarts · 2012-09-14T17:01:55+00:00

Straight guys should never be concerned with how large other guys' penises are. If you're a straight guy, and you're in a room with 2 other guys that have erections, something has probably gone horribly wrong...

MR_BLUEBALLS · 2012-09-14T17:50:49+00:00

That was more hilarious than anything in r/funny

Tonka_Tough · 2012-09-14T15:50:32+00:00

You should have titled it "Worst GIF ever!"

Squalor- · 2012-09-14T15:31:08+00:00

The Devil's Dick Is an Idle Plaything

hynson · 2012-09-14T15:37:29+00:00

I was waiting for a hummer to appear.

datadreamer · 2012-09-14T15:46:36+00:00

I remember my first Hypercard stack.

Masumyre · 2012-09-14T15:53:32+00:00

Ah, the days of making animations in Pivot.

igginator77 · 2012-09-14T15:53:38+00:00

Moses came riding up on a quesar.

the__itis · 2012-09-14T09:01:39-07:00

Boy meets Girl

JarlOfBacon · 2012-09-14T09:05:00-07:00

Don't ask why.

trshtehdsh · 2012-09-14T16:05:52+00:00

Here's hoping to save someone from having to watch that awful excuse for entertainment: Two stick figures, with apparently impressive penises, taunt a stick figure with a smaller penis. Stick figure w/ small peep makes a deal with the devil for a big peep, gets a ginormous one, knocks down the original two stick figures and gives them a bonk on the head with his enormous stick figure penis.

That's it. It was a waste of time. Maybe this would've flown for interesting things on the internet back in 1996, if you were 13. Not so much these days.

rasta_lion · 2012-09-14T09:06:21-07:00

I used to make so many of these back when I was about 10. Some fucked up animations...

Haygrid · 2012-09-14T16:16:53+00:00

I think this may be the oldest animation on the internet. I remember my friend showing me this in 5th grade.

BlastMeBagpipes · 2012-09-14T16:21:59+00:00

I'm sending you an invoice for my time that this wasted.

MoarVespenegas · 2012-09-14T09:26:28-07:00

I think this story was lacking catharsis.
Also boobs.

tcpip4lyfe · 2012-09-14T16:54:40+00:00

Not funny. I'm more interesting is how that jpg was pretending to be a gif.

93Luke · 2012-09-14T10:12:18-07:00

Pivot in a nutshell

zlkv · 2012-09-14T17:15:26+00:00

reminds me of my childhood.

Gir77 · 2012-09-14T17:15:50+00:00

Boy do I miss countless hours wasting away on pivot..

Brutalitarian · 2012-09-14T17:16:04+00:00

I knew this story would get weird as soon as the first guy took his dick out.

Almalathi · 2012-09-14T10:23:02-07:00

The next time a guy with a micro penis does an AMA I'm goin to post him this!

ntongh2o · 2012-09-14T17:24:03+00:00

So black people have bigger dicks because they made a deal with the devil?

pinchhazard · 2012-09-14T10:31:53-07:00

Whoever thinks this is wtf should be killed and burn in hell forever.

Azsu · 2012-09-14T17:40:49+00:00

I've seen this story before it's called A Clockwork Orange.

OldCrankyBastard · 2012-09-14T17:43:41+00:00

I kept waiting for the linear gal vag to show up

pbrooks19 · 2012-09-14T17:48:11+00:00

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.

crimsonrain23 · 2012-09-14T17:54:47+00:00

better love story than Twilight

MrMelty · 2012-09-14T10:56:33-07:00

I love Pivot.

timhan · 2012-09-14T18:06:06+00:00

there was a pbf comic like this

jewboselecta · 2012-09-14T11:13:22-07:00

I almost lost faith in humanity before I saw this.

broiled · 2012-09-14T15:48:23+00:00

What did I just watch?

movzx · 2012-09-14T16:10:37+00:00

NSFW

jwt155 · 2012-09-14T16:11:24+00:00

What did I just watch

bigoldirtydick · 2012-09-14T16:16:44+00:00

It's too long.

Kiwi150 · 2012-09-14T16:39:21+00:00

Awesome, should be in /r/funny instead of /r/wtf maybe.

doneandone · 2012-09-14T16:56:55+00:00

You attached an evil cackle from me...one loud enough to scare the shit out of my cat. Upvote for you good sir.

Antidote · 2012-09-14T17:42:34+00:00

Best if set to The Evil That Men Do by Iron Maiden.

psykoninja · 2012-09-14T15:50:14+00:00

still a better story that twilight.

Zolroth · 2012-09-14T16:01:29+00:00

laughed, 9/10

Physatty · 2012-09-14T15:59:16+00:00

What kind of jpg can do this crazy shit?!

xyz66 · 2012-09-14T16:20:31+00:00

Still a better love story than twilight.

deja-vu-comment · 2012-09-14T14:50:48+00:00

What kind of story ends with an unresolved deal with the devil?

.

khengstebeck · 2012-09-14T15:46:01+00:00

so when's it coming to theaters?

ABirdOfParadise · 2012-09-14T08:47:40-07:00

You'd think he would at the very least be unconscious if that is to scale.

canadasecond · 2012-09-14T15:49:42+00:00

Isn't that essentially the Robert Johnson story?

00dysseus7 · 2012-09-14T16:04:02+00:00

i wish i could upvote more...

it's a good version of "the tragical history of doctor faullus"

PvtHopscotch · 2012-09-14T16:06:29+00:00

I watched this while listening to the 8-bit Never gonna give you up.

Perfect.

GhostOf2010 · 2012-09-14T16:06:51+00:00

Why is the greatest story ended by a man with a big stick slamming 2 other men from behind and then slapping them in the face with it?

notmaryrose · 2012-09-14T16:07:13+00:00

animated jpg?

taurus45 · 2012-09-14T16:10:30+00:00

That was awesome.

Rapistsmurf · 2012-09-14T16:14:26+00:00

Why did the devil have two little dicks on his head?

mburden27 · 2012-09-14T16:17:20+00:00

Its OG Mudbone!!

atworkshhh · 2012-09-14T16:18:21+00:00

Is this how poorly endowed racist people feel about blacks? Ofcourse that is all up for interpretation but if that is the case then this is hilarious. Although some of us have extremely average sized weens.

I personally don't understand the plight of a man with an underwhelming weenpeen, And I guess I am a happier man because of it. Lucky me.

Cyrino420 · 2012-09-14T16:21:37+00:00

I couldnt stop watching it.

rwarnt_notarobot · 2012-09-14T16:26:55+00:00

I watched this with smooth jazz in the background...somehow it fit.

spider_cock · 2012-09-14T16:29:08+00:00

BOOYAKASHAW!!!

scoobyduped · 2012-09-14T16:37:13+00:00

What the fuck did I just watch five times?

Eternitras · 2012-09-14T16:38:02+00:00

Reddit!®

LionBlunts · 2012-09-14T16:39:05+00:00

http://imgur.com/n4uKH I miss Pivot.. Had to let my Jr. High nostalgia come out.

springy · 2012-09-14T16:41:26+00:00

The first half of this is the sad story of an American moving to Europe and meeting two Europeans. The rest is nonsense.

toomuchsalt · 2012-09-14T16:54:19+00:00

A moving jpeg? What is this sorcery?!!?!?

ATmotoman · 2012-09-14T17:02:05+00:00

I cry eretime.

ab26 · 2012-09-14T17:03:18+00:00

Who voiced the devil? Sounded very familiar.

cebot · 2012-09-14T17:03:26+00:00

Im glad I gave this a chance. Upvotes for everyone.

NotVerySmarts · 2012-09-14T17:03:40+00:00

If you scale it out, that third guy probably had an 8 inch penis. He just gave up an above average penis in favor of a giant monster penis that would never fit inside a woman. Dude just sold his soul to never have sex again. Greatest story every told, my ass

Warkitz · 2012-09-14T10:05:05-07:00

i love stick animation best free program ever.

Gr0f · 2012-09-14T17:15:51+00:00

Still a better love story than twilight.

kunoburesu · 2012-09-14T15:41:04+00:00

I don't even...

superhappytrail · 2012-09-14T08:38:40-07:00

As a person with a big dick that hurts women and touches toilet water when I poo, this is accurate

memeni · 2012-09-14T15:49:52+00:00

Story of my life

logicallyillogical · 2012-09-14T15:55:50+00:00

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Krumpjuice · 2012-09-14T16:22:48+00:00

Still a better love story than Twilight

thorsbew24 · 2012-09-14T09:28:37-07:00

Still better than Twilight.

drunk_otter · 2012-09-14T15:07:02+00:00

I got the hugest boner watching that.

sashimi_taco · 2012-09-14T16:21:47+00:00

DEAR MEN,

GIANT DICKS DON'T FEEL GOOD THE ONLY REASON YOU LOVE GIANT DICKS IS BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD TO YOU. THATS RIGHT, YOU ARE ALL OBSESSED WITH DICKS AND WANT TO TOUCH AND LOOK AT BIG DICKS. YOU'RE ALL SECRETLY GAY INSIDE (AND THATS OKAY).

LOVE,

SASHIMI_TACO

WTF

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