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[–]dylanausing 15 points16 points ago

"KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE ESPECIALLY WHEN WEARING"

[–]StreakyChimp 8 points9 points ago

You gotta wash yo' ass, if you must

[–]ImurderREALITY[S] 8 points9 points ago

You gotta brush yo' teeth, if you must

[–]MrSneakySnacky 7 points8 points ago

Or else you'll be funkyyyyy

[–]josawalk 5 points6 points ago

It's important to practice good hygiene

[–]summerkc 3 points4 points ago

At least if you want to run with my team

[–]astralvortex 3 points4 points ago

This fools breath is so bad it'll melt your ice-cream!

[–]Kealln 13 points14 points ago

last one is pretty good too

[–]CommentsOnOccasion 6 points7 points ago

yeah, I always say that more people should M too.

[–]RICH_LITTLE 18 points19 points ago

I refuse to buy such high maintenance clothes. If they require me to wash my butt I say goodday, sir.

[–]ImurderREALITY[S] 6 points7 points ago

But Fez...

[–]sativacyborg_420 6 points7 points ago

I SAYID GOODAY!

[–]UsernameYUNOopen 2 points3 points ago

I assume this is the tag from a snuggie. Ya know, for those people who want to wear one with nothing on underneath. Because no one wants to see your DIRTY butt when your snuggie catches a breeze and starts flapping in the wind.

Yeah. Flapping.

[–]t3yrn 1 point2 points ago

Was it really necessary to circle it? Is that too much text for most people to read?

[–]brainface 4 points5 points ago

If I had to venture a guess, I would guess this came off of some Enjoi clothing.

They have fun stuff on all their tags. My personal favorite is "Dirty clothes keep women busy".

[–]SirBunnyCarlosJr 2 points3 points ago

It was the made in US part that got me.

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

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[–]floridakotakate 1 point2 points ago

It's true. Not washing your butt can lead to some serious bacteria build up and other nasty things. Do not want. Wash your butt.

[–]superherowithnopower 1 point2 points ago

Assuming this tag is on some form of underwear, said bacteria can also damage the fabric, thus shortening the usable life of the garment. Therefore, this is actually a legitimate care instruction!

[–]matthewtheninja 0 points1 point ago

Thanks tag, I'll remember to always wasm my butt from now on!

[–]Juffin 0 points1 point ago

Wow, thank you!

[–]HerGraceness 0 points1 point ago

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

We don't have bidets in the States.

[–]Khiraji 0 points1 point ago

Also, protect your balls!

[–]stellar42 0 points1 point ago

you missed the part where it says to keep away from fire especially when wearing...

[–]Chriskills 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else say this in Samuel L Jacksons voice?

[–]ratajewie 0 points1 point ago

I remember the first time I saw this. And the second. And fifth. And seventh. And 12th.

[–]fixedthat_4_U 3 points4 points ago

I remember the first time I saw someone call repost. And the hundredth. And the millionth. So technically, that makes assholes like you the most reposted thing on reddit. How's it feel to be what you obviously hate so much?

[–]johnclaudevansam 0 points1 point ago

Or as Del would say: "You gotta wash yo ass, if you must."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uceKqK7xYs

[–]CheckThisASAP -5 points-4 points ago

Can I get a WHAT WHAT?

[–]lethargicwalrus 0 points1 point ago

WHAT WHAT