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[–]AgentRG 32 points33 points ago

Probably just playing possum.

[–]dotakiller 5 points6 points ago

I've been waiting for you to finish this sentence for like 2 hours dude.

[–]AgentRG 4 points5 points ago

There you go

[–]PrimevalDelano 9 points10 points ago

This post made me laugh and cry at the same time. Congrats on that.

[–]Meowster48 9 points10 points ago

Now.. that's sick humor, but I hope this humor gets better soon!

[–]mr_rustic 9 points10 points ago

Seen this kinda thing before. Funny, but yeah...

[–]media_guru 7 points8 points ago

That's so...horrible...

and I laughed :(

[–]whiskeymike 1 point2 points ago

Gah! but seriously, we need more brutally funny stuff in this peice!

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 4 points5 points ago

This looks like the beginning of a great porno. Helium? Check. Dead animal? Check. All we need is a gallon of Thousand Island dressing and we're all set.

[–]Sm314 0 points1 point ago

Does what it says on the tin.

[–]klousGT 1 point2 points ago

shh... Kitty is sleepy. :\

[–]scottocs 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this classic.

http://i.imgur.com/BaOLa.jpg

Side note: Can someone tell me why the "Link" button isn't working so I ca easily add a link? Using Chrome and latest RES.

[–]DalekCaek 3 points4 points ago

Twist: the possum wakes up, pops and eats the balloon, then dies for real from choking on balloon.

[–]XseCrystal 2 points3 points ago

My dad died the same way....

[–]DalekCaek 8 points9 points ago

Sorry to hear about your balloon popping.

[–]PistoleroEmpleado[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not a repost, I took a before and then an after picture. This is an original

[–]TQbrawler -1 points0 points ago

Sound Beach Blvd?

[–]ConorPF 0 points1 point ago

and that's not even the original, either.

[–]s13_nobling -1 points0 points ago

I laughed way too long after seeing this...

[–]ddr007 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure its a repost but it still made me laugh audibly during class. Obviously the internet is still effective

[–]vocalyzer 0 points1 point ago

Simpson's did it!

[–]tosslolol 0 points1 point ago

this is so fucked up lol

[–]fortheloveofgodmoar -1 points0 points ago

You know it's good when your girlfriend starts giggling uncontrollably.

[–]woundeddog 0 points1 point ago

I don't see how they can sleep so soundly with all the traffic. I always choose a place well off the road. At first I thought the poor thing was road kill then I remembered how good they are at posing.

[–]daveysprocks 0 points1 point ago

Walking away heals the possum.

[–]avoutour -1 points0 points ago

haha I shouldnt upvote this but i definitely did lol, like the free cat sign

[–]ihateyourface -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAHA. i laughed pretty hard. made my day. thanks!

[–]smoothchaos 0 points1 point ago

probably just a repost.

[–]nathanskates -1 points0 points ago

i posted the same thing a couple weeks ago, except with a deer, and got downvoted :(

[–]Unit-00 0 points1 point ago

That balloon is from a dollar store, so at least they didn't pay a lot for the joke.

[–]aeon_orion 0 points1 point ago

I get it, but that's just horrible and not funny. :/

[–]d1sc0p0p 0 points1 point ago

After working at Dollar Tree for over a year, the first thing I thought of was the balloon's code number. Thank goodness I quit that job.

[–]doubledoseday 0 points1 point ago

I felt so sad. But then the laughter took over. Thanks for that.

[–]helloboots 0 points1 point ago

Kittah what are you doing?? Kittah.... Stahp.

[–]zelazny 0 points1 point ago

Funniest roadkill I've seen I guess.

[–]PistoleroEmpleado[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes it is sbb, props to you.

[–]PistoleroEmpleado[S] 0 points1 point ago

I may have not paid much for the joke but it brought all of you great joy, thanks for commenting

[–]carlosryan 0 points1 point ago

Texas' only native marsupial. Poor guy I stopped the other day to let a slow one get out of the road.

[–]ishalfdeaf 1 point2 points ago

Thought it was gonna be the deer again.

[–]Mr_Mudkip 2 points3 points ago

Now I understand, it's not the doctors that help you get better, it's the helium balloons with colorful word art that reads "Get Well Soon"! Brb, being awarded the Nobel.

[–]tswaves -2 points-1 points ago

I don't think he'll be getting any better soon because I am very confident he is dead.

[–]deedsypoof -1 points0 points ago

Oh come on! I got nothing when I submitted this http://imgur.com/N4UwB months ago. You are a cruel mistress Reddit.

[–]PistoleroEmpleado[S] -3 points-2 points ago

I had to raise the bar

[–]antlion_safari 0 points1 point ago

Man, I thought the deer was funny, but a possum!? That takes the meme to new heights! Hats off to you, sir!

[–]MakeItPersonal -3 points-2 points ago

GET WELL GET WELL SOON WE WANT YOU TO GET WELL

[–]septimus379 -3 points-2 points ago

faked

[–]Lion_Cub_Kurz -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]Cats_Are_Disgusting -3 points-2 points ago

Too bad it's not a dead cat.