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[–]heyivebeenthere 608 points609 points ago

Too bad this is a repost and you're never going to get purple anal. I really don't mind reposts, just don't fucking claim it as your own and make some OC; or better yet, just don't post at all.

[–]Sibiu 25 points26 points ago

I'm quite certain that last time it was posted, it even had the same title.

[–]heyivebeenthere 7 points8 points ago

You would be quite right about being quite certain.

[–]relevant_rule34 76 points77 points ago

For those legitimately curious however, this is a picture of a purple asshole - NSFW

[–]rmsugars 81 points82 points ago

For those who actually want to see this. Click me.

[–]Damadawf 138 points139 points ago

Because we wanted to see a fucking purple asshole? Gosh!

[–]heyivebeenthere 6 points7 points ago

I didn't think I wanted to, but my hand hates my eyes so......

[–]rmsugars 1 point2 points ago

Felt like being an enabler, to no avail, and now my internet history is tarnished.

[–]PureMDC 29 points30 points ago

This is reddit, a link to a purple asshole would only be the 7th strangest thing I have seen this morning.

[–]rmsugars 4 points5 points ago

And you clicked on all of them, for shame.

[–]Charlesm313131 7 points8 points ago

Not for shame, no shame 'round these parts.

[–]TARDIS 0 points1 point ago

I'm totally picturing an elderly hillbilly sitting outside of a run down convenience store with his bearded friend, nodding. I'm the bearded friend.

[–]Pheeshy 3 points4 points ago

Also, a cat.

[–]westsideHK 1 point2 points ago

That comment made me laugh more than most of the "funny" stuff I've seen lately. Have an upvote!

[–]chocolatehotdog 7 points8 points ago

Now I just really want to see a purple asshole.

[–]rmsugars 73 points74 points ago

Okay okay, if you insist. Click me

[–]vigman 8 points9 points ago

HA

[–]Ac3Fac3 5 points6 points ago

This was fun. But now I kinda wanna see a purple b-hole.

[–]evanthesquirrel 1 point2 points ago

the B-hole is nothing to write home about, neither are the C or D holes. The E-hole however, man, wow. just wow.

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

Is that the hidden one behind the knee that can't be seen unless you look at it at the right angle?

[–]Phordh 1 point2 points ago

Giggidy.

[–]Deydron22 0 points1 point ago

Man, way to be an A-hole.

[–]malvoliosf 1 point2 points ago

Good one. Cannot fap to it, but would click again.

[–]4_word_replies_only 13 points14 points ago

Risky clicked, for science?

[–]CatsNarwhalsBacon -1 points0 points ago

Because thumbnail!

[–]tiro_sprizzle -1 points0 points ago

random thought...how is your username only 5 months old!? No one scooped that one up ever? crazy.

[–]brodie21 1 point2 points ago

You do realize that the link was blue. So my first instinct as a redditor was to click the blue link.

[–]Gravyness 0 points1 point ago

This link was already purple to me...

[–]komradwill 1 point2 points ago

Where is the purple pooper!?!?

[–]ace-of-fire 0 points1 point ago

For science!

[–]MTGandP 0 points1 point ago

MY MAN!

Where have you been? I missed you.

[–]Dhaan 6 points7 points ago

[–]rjksn 19 points20 points ago

This isn't even that old. Reddit is turning into a hellish zombie nightmare where things keep coming back to the front page over and over again.

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[–]externalseptember 12 points13 points ago

What if I told you people deleted their accounts periodically?

[–]joshmuhfuggah 12 points13 points ago

oh the irony...

[–]Tambe 3 points4 points ago

.... I mind reposts.

[–]mucsun 2 points3 points ago

Threadnapping, his profile is also 0 days old and has already 2500 link karma. Probably all from reposts.

[–]SirBuzzKill777 1 point2 points ago

I feel broalated.

[–]hamburger_helper -3 points-2 points ago

Wait a minute.. are you saying these iphone screenshots are somehow fabricated?

[–]grae313 3 points4 points ago

No, he's saying we've already seen this before.

[–]Vcent 0 points1 point ago

Check the frikkin date on them?

[–]WorldOneWon -3 points-2 points ago

Oh come on! Don't get into thinking that people lie on the internet!

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[–]smoothchaos 0 points1 point ago

Anal is better than the front page.... I'm assuming.I never got the front page.....Never had purple anal though and I consider myself a colorful person.

[–]JFrey -1 points0 points ago

I feel so deceived; thank you for informing us.

[–]blueboybob 69 points70 points ago

Old, repost (jan 5th) and not you

[–]Crackdave 162 points163 points ago

[–]Dalimey100 16 points17 points ago

That is beautiful

[–]matt01ss 5 points6 points ago

I love this!

[–]gamligaur 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this?

[–]23_ 2 points3 points ago

Battleship I think.

[–]RayzorW 0 points1 point ago

Battleship

[–]Jcb025 65 points66 points ago

This is a stupidly old repost, are you kidding me? Fucking stop this shit, at least give credit for someone else work. Shit I understand it will make a lot of people laugh, but seriously, fucking credit that motherfucker. The shit winds are rising, you all are going to feel it on your shit barometer sooner or later, then the shit pressure will pop your fucking ears if this don't stop.

[–]KinokoSama 4 points5 points ago

I can hear it... The sound of the whispering winds of shit.

EDIT: I just got attacked in the fucking bathroom by the shit winds ghosts!

[–]horse_you_rode_in_on 3 points4 points ago

Shit tectonics - do you know what happens what two shit plates collide? Shitquake.

[–]Jcb025 0 points1 point ago

You, are fucking amazing. We can defend ourselves from the shit ghost together

[–]AngryCod 1 point2 points ago

Shit winds? Shit barometer? Shit pressure? Where the fuck do you live?! You should definitely move. I recommend Toronto.

[–]realityisoverrated 0 points1 point ago

I, for one, totally got it. ;)

"Shit hawks?!"

[–]zim2411 3 points4 points ago

Link is purple before I even clicked it. I've been here too long.

[–]Bag3l 27 points28 points ago

Obvious repost is obvious. Go die in a hole.

[–]pike1868 26 points27 points ago

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[–]OurNameIsLegion 2 points3 points ago

PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI

DAE PUDDI?

[–]strngblckwmn 1 point2 points ago

I miss sageing.

[–]slinkymaster 6 points7 points ago

About 60% of my upvotes get converted into downvotes once I read the comments.

[–]chris-tier -1 points0 points ago

Same here. Up voted this one first, went to the comments to find the link to the purple butthole and found nothing but flaring repost hatred.

[–]xanxin87 10 points11 points ago

Repost fuck you

[–]JordanMcRiddles 4 points5 points ago

You know what you can do instead of repost

[–]Charlesm313131 3 points4 points ago

Who the fuck upvotes this shit? Seriously this is bad.

[–]Kentravyon 3 points4 points ago

older than the internet fuck off.

[–]TheRealFlinger 3 points4 points ago

You're a piece of shit reposter.

[–]shickard 4 points5 points ago

I retract my upvote Reddit is no place for reposts pff...pfftpfftssstts

[–]QCD 4 points5 points ago

gunna get purple asshole anal

stolen content, has to fap instead

[–]Mantraz 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yourself OP.

[–]Xenoo 1 point2 points ago

[–]bluereaper75 2 points3 points ago

[–]ifUreadTHISiWin999 -1 points0 points ago

[–]DeDo01318 1 point2 points ago

if you find something that literally says "I'm going to post this on Reddit", don't post it your self dumb ass it's pretty obvious its been posted!

[–]Maximuqq 1 point2 points ago

Too bad its a repost from ages ago...

[–]Gyjf 1 point2 points ago

reeeepost

[–]Kerfulfel 1 point2 points ago

Dude, the pic itself says "Jan 5, 2012". How fucking stupid can you be?

[–]SlowTape 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]reneepussman 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you OP. This has been reposted so many times and you are trying to pass it off as your own.

[–]ExplicitDumping 0 points1 point ago

repost still gets 322 positive? I am going to repost the fuck out of stuff

[–]odderz 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't care about anal, but I would love a female friend to talk to like that.

[–]FrankCashio 0 points1 point ago

Fake. Girls don't poop

[–]Killzark 0 points1 point ago

Fag

[–]PolarClybourn 0 points1 point ago

it'll be like a grape popsicle

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

At the bottom of imgur 'posted eight months ago'

[–]Sandman1031 0 points1 point ago

I bet you thought this was OC... Nope, Copypasta

[–]albino4dalord -1 points0 points ago

Logged in to downvote you faggot

[–]midgetparty 1 point2 points ago

Your girl friend is a gross bitch.

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

It straight up mentions reddit. It was more than obviously on reddit. How did you not think you would be called out?

[–]CPrescottMoss 1 point2 points ago

Reposts getting more karma than any OC. I'm quitting reddit.

[–]OurNameIsLegion 0 points1 point ago

Sage goes in all fields.

[–]DGDutch 0 points1 point ago

What an asshole..

[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

[–]JoeYounger 0 points1 point ago

disgusting.

[–]bigbabich 1 point2 points ago

You want me to help you repost something from 2 months ago?

No thank you.

edit: Now I get why you didn't know it was a repost. Your account is 20 hours old. Douche.

[–]M7600 0 points1 point ago

"Anal is not good, but it's tight."

[–]Moozhe 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

I think we know which type of girl this one is.

[–]Mexiterp 0 points1 point ago

Repost or not, my real question is how did the original girl know her anus was stained purple?

[–]epicbanhammer 0 points1 point ago

2 mirrors?

[–]wortime 0 points1 point ago

Ops' op better deliver. Or it's karma and no karma for you muddAfuckas.

[–]empw 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]TheRiseOfMaths 0 points1 point ago

Man, I can't stand it when girls say "dude".

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

That would probably look pretty cool in a condom.

[–]lemoncholly 1 point2 points ago

This guy does NOTHING but repost. He is a reposting machine incapable of original thought.

[–]atc_like_a_boss 1 point2 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

[–]Bamont -1 points0 points ago

Marie has ruined the color purple for me.

[–]schm3cky -1 points0 points ago

Purple ain', purple ain'... I just want to see that brother get some purple ain'

[–]cl0s33n0ugh -1 points0 points ago

I have but one upvote to give, but it is all yours, jack. And I better see some mad purp humpin in /gonewild

[–]B_MCC 1 point2 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOSSSTTTTT GET HIM!

[–]cutthecrap -1 points0 points ago

Front page. Post results or face justice!

[–]ces08d 0 points1 point ago

Ive got a great idea. How about when someone reposts and every ones all mad about them getting karma from a repost, hows about we not post a million comments about their lame repost and give them karma.

[–]expandingjoy 1 point2 points ago

i fell for it.. damn this whoreing

[–]TheArgo -1 points0 points ago

Repost, fuck you OP.

[–]Daraghblor 0 points1 point ago

Get some fucking help

[–]gutterpunx0x 0 points1 point ago

anybody else downvote everything this guy has posted?

[–]RoosterCockburns 0 points1 point ago

Posted first time outcome: not funny. Second time around outcome: infuriating

[–]laschupacabras 2 points3 points ago

Reposting is bad enough, but you have the audacity to come onto my front page and pretend like this is your OC.

Fuck you, gerfuffle. Fuck you so hard.

Also, using all 8 of my accounts to downvote.

[–]DrCE 0 points1 point ago

I don't believe that conversation took place between a man and woman. It sounds more like something a 14 year old boy would make up.

[–]lemev2 -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Help a brother out! 1246coms 1705pts 8mos funny
Purple [****] 335coms 623pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]lemev2 0 points1 point ago

At least try to change the tittle.

[–]fishebulb 0 points1 point ago

Op is a faggot

[–]mvinsc 1 point2 points ago

The difference between the downvote you're getting and the upvote you would have had is the part where you pretended this was you

[–]kezza596 1 point2 points ago

LIES!

Enjoy your 'Reposter' RES tag!

[–]Vizslaman -1 points0 points ago

pics or it didnt happen

[–]Jokerthewolf 0 points1 point ago

i wish i had more downvotes.... the reposting shame upon you

[–]sburns204 0 points1 point ago

January 5th 2012. seems like the contract would have expired by now

[–]cursed_deity -1 points0 points ago

this is considered funny ?

[–]InvictusUrge 0 points1 point ago

Here bro, you can have this down vote!

[–]BrianAnim -1 points0 points ago

I predict downvote because of repost.

[–]thesnaman 0 points1 point ago

fuck you repost

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling -1 points0 points ago

At least you're not getting the blue waffle.

[–]gmikoner 1 point2 points ago

Old

[–]GardenRamsay 1 point2 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST JEEEEEEEEEENKINS

[–]beerme72 0 points1 point ago

What's the over/under on 'Pics or it never happened'?

[–]berg420 1 point2 points ago

OP is a faggot

[–]KinokoSama 1 point2 points ago

Comments from 8 months ago. This seems totes legit.

[–]ruff0214 1 point2 points ago

Please, girls don't poop, this is obviously fabricated

[–]shutupjoey 2 points3 points ago

As the father of an infant daughter, I love how she doesn't poop every hour or so, sometimes not in the middle of the night.

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[–]SpartanUmaw -2 points-1 points ago

To the front page! http://i.imgur.com/SUuXt.gif

[–]GooseSlayer -2 points-1 points ago

Ask for permission to post to Reddit, beta as fuck.

[–]the-troller69 -2 points-1 points ago

dude i am upvoting for you to get purple ass hole anal, hit that shit stud!

[–]nyintensity -3 points-2 points ago

I logged in just to upvote.

[–]LordBaggington -1 points0 points ago

Good luck bro

[–]lilrabbit129 -3 points-2 points ago

To the front page with you. We can do it guys. For gerfuffle!

[–]ozman51 -3 points-2 points ago

Upvote in hopes that you get your purple asshole anal.

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[–]I_Repost_Comments -5 points-4 points ago

Ah, the ol' Reddit incest-a-roo.

[–]dontmakeavillage -5 points-4 points ago

After purple anal ask her to piss on you and play the song " Purple Rain" to make it even better.