How I feel about seeing r/gonewild posts immediately after I just fapped.

acdcpeon · 2012-09-14T09:30:44+00:00

Oh man I really miss Chapelle's show.

I_have_a_Secret · 2012-09-14T10:18:29+00:00

It is amazing how your mind set changes the second the fap session is completed.

A friend of mine once told me that if you have ever had a huge crush on a girl then you must have fapped to her too. The fap can be used to determine your true feelings for her. If you still feel that lovely dovey feeling immediately after releasing the squadron then you really do have feelings for her, if it immediately goes away then you are just attracted to her.

edit : in case you are wondering what my secret is and why my comment is on top

/r/karmaexploitation

Haqua · 2012-09-14T12:22:49+00:00

Maybe I just have no sex drive but I fucking hate r/gonewild. Everything about it annoys me. The obnoxious titles, the bizarre camera angles, how the commentators use smilies in nearly every single post, etc.

There's no harm in the subreddit, I acknowledge, but man it irks me.

pingonewild · 2012-09-14T05:43:47-07:00

Shameful self promotion..I made this site a while go for GoneWild fans..it didn't amount to anything, but I hope it makes someone's day...NSFW!

jack333666 · 2012-09-14T09:06:43+00:00

"Get away from me bitch!! I'm impotent"

casp8210 · 2012-09-14T12:34:19+00:00

also know as Wangst

KrazyEyezKilla · 2012-09-14T12:03:53+00:00

Fuck out of my way, it's sleep time.

rosybaby613 · 2012-09-14T03:53:37-07:00

Me when out with the wife and a woman smiles at me. Well this would happen if women smiled at me. Or if I had a wife. Or if I had a hand.

Dr_Tecknologic · 2012-09-14T12:30:59+00:00

You guys fap to /gonewild? Why not just watch amateur porn?

scottsimsa · 2012-09-14T12:36:06+00:00

Sorry but I still think this gif was best used with "How I feel when I walk into a party and see people playing Super Smash Bros."

liarliarplants4hire · 2012-09-14T12:37:42+00:00

This is why: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/09/study-sexual-arousal-staves-off-disgust/262358/

Idoiocracy · 2012-09-14T13:47:32+00:00

Here's the skit it's from:

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/81g5h3/chappelle-s-show-better-in-slow-motion

sensors · 2012-09-14T11:56:46+00:00

/r/reactiongifs

thedeejus · 2012-09-14T12:38:11+00:00

I would also submit this or this

Biddleman · 2012-09-14T12:41:22+00:00

Does anyone else hate the word 'fap' as much as I do? It just seems like such a childish internet word like 'YOLO'.

BoredBeyondBelief · 2012-09-14T12:12:11+00:00

hope you're using the other hand...

zephyy · 2012-09-14T12:13:26+00:00

That's why, whenever you think you should talk to a girl, you should jerk off first.

If you still think it's a good idea after, then it's a good idea. If not, then you just avoided a "I've made a huge mistake" movement.

Eagle20Fox2 · 1 day

Though it would have made no sense, if this had continued through "....the robot?" I would have laughed much harder.

damphoussed · 2012-09-14T12:31:37+00:00

Saw this post LITERALLY after I just finished fapping.

pantsoffire · 2012-09-14T12:10:08+00:00

I've always wondered about this- maybe a biologist or Psychologists could shed some light on the matter. I have felt this way after some I'm not really in the mood, mediocre sex. On the other hand, sex with someone I have a connection with or Chemistry. Wow. Fuck yeah, I'll cuddle you good while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

Edit: Spelling.

bucky420 · 2012-09-14T12:21:25+00:00

the face mush

Bristolian · 2012-09-14T13:25:50+00:00

It's the same with sex. If you don't to be there after you've cum, she's not a keeper.

3kaufmann · 2012-09-14T13:38:01+00:00

"Where are your mothers?"

JinMarui · 2012-09-14T14:07:40+00:00

Yeah, I know what you mean. This to this in 10 minutes, give or take.

brianpepinski · 2012-09-14T15:44:01+00:00

So much truth right here.

dongleberries · 2012-09-14T10:30:51-07:00

That is exactly how I am to all the girls I just had sex with after I ejaculate. They are all wanting to cuddle and shit and I'm like FUCK NO BITCH IT'S HOT!

jamspencer · 2012-09-14T12:46:35+00:00

Haha brilliant

yotamcohen · 2012-09-14T13:02:54+00:00

hahahahaha I couldnt agree more

spartan246 · 2012-09-14T06:04:57-07:00

WOW!!! Right on the money

filthymcbastard · 2012-09-14T13:06:21+00:00

So....pretty often then?

d_spaceley1 · 2012-09-14T13:10:09+00:00

This is how I feel getting drunk text from a girl at 2 am

cantordust · 2012-09-14T13:12:56+00:00

Years ago I read an article that I could have sworn used a medical/scientific term to refer to this period of clairvoyance "after releasing the squadron". Sadly, I can't remember the term and googling has not found it. Anyone know the word or have better luck searching? Not remembering it has bothered me for a while.

taeratrin · 2012-09-14T06:13:46-07:00

Smell the hand that fapped! Smell it!

antwonedw · 2012-09-14T13:19:22+00:00

agrees with this post.

Klax0r · 2012-09-14T06:34:33-07:00

What an accomplishment! :\

bannedlol · 2012-09-14T13:37:36+00:00

yeah... all those disgusting, perfectly round boobs and hips... I hate them...

rmmcclay · 2012-09-14T06:42:37-07:00

Spinoza wrote:

"By sensual pleasure the mind is enthralled to the extent of quiescence, as if the supreme good were actually attained, so that it is quite incapable of thinking of any other object; when such pleasure has been gratified it is followed by extreme melancholy, whereby the mind, though not enthralled, is disturbed and dulled."

TheBlueButton · 2012-09-14T06:45:03-07:00

Or how I feel as a gay man when they reach the front page. Literaly no excitement.

Bunyungtung · 2012-09-14T14:00:16+00:00

Who faps to pics?

DarthNibbles · 2012-09-14T14:04:28+00:00

I will upvote Chappelle no matter what...

hatescreamingbabies · 2012-09-14T07:12:07-07:00

or more like this http://i.imgur.com/FjGf1.gif

Nyrb · 2012-09-14T14:13:01+00:00

Well that's just inconsiderate.

Argion21 · 2012-09-14T07:14:35-07:00

dat gif...

holysocks · 2012-09-14T14:27:06+00:00

weakling...

it means round 2

jellosnake · 2012-09-14T14:57:51+00:00

This is known as post-nut syndrome.

apollo84 · 2012-09-14T15:44:24+00:00

now this is a great post, good job, very funny

chingyduster · 2012-09-14T16:12:47+00:00

I want to suck your

SettinBootyTraps · 2012-09-14T21:52:08+00:00

Yep.

blessedRweak · 2012-09-15T00:44:14+00:00

anyone know the true story about why he left season 3. Just too many theories i read.

funny

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