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[–]suppermick 91 points92 points ago

PUNCHLINE. IN THE TITLE. GOD DAMN IT TYRONE.

[–]The0isaZero 32 points33 points ago

Seriously. Do these people tell jokes like that in real life? "Hey guys, did you hear the joke where one cow tells another he's a helicopter? No? Well then have I got a treat for you!"

[–]PTCruisin 9 points10 points ago

And is it a repost if they redraw the same joke?

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 5 points6 points ago

Yes

[–]HerpJersey 2 points3 points ago

NO THIS IS GLENN

[–]stealthgeek 14 points15 points ago

FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:RE:FW:FW:fW THE FUNNIEST STORY EVER!!!!!1!!!!

[–]Lolz-Muffin 5 points6 points ago

The original goes: hey i'm really worried about mad cow disease. I'm not. Why not. Cause i'm a duck.

[–]LiamNeesonAteMyBaby 5 points6 points ago

Hey did you hear about mad.cow disease?

No.

Oh that's right, it was news like fifteen years ago, never mind.

Holy shit a talking cow!

[–]dhaft88 3 points4 points ago

YOU HAD ONE JOB

[–]sweetloris 4 points5 points ago

How topical!

[–]RockFerrit 2 points3 points ago

You don't deserve 1000 upvotes.

[–]SirRodney61 3 points4 points ago

REPOST!!!

[–]Flumper 1 point2 points ago

This joke was relevant and original 10+ years ago.

[–]historic66 -1 points0 points ago

Am I too dumb to get this?

[–]ovi282 1 point2 points ago

Older than Mars.

[–]SparksGG 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of this old classic.

[–]ender008 -1 points0 points ago

Heh, makes me think of the TED talk given by Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev back in 2009: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXAPiksRS_M

[–]Bruneti12 0 points1 point ago

/u/shitty_recolor, is that you?

[–]DataKeeper 0 points1 point ago

I like prairie home companion too.

[–]cannot_escape -1 points0 points ago

This was definitely a YouTube video a while back I just can't remember the name of it bc I went in search for it a few months back and had no luck.

[–]talktosamson 1 point2 points ago

You're kidding right? Let me google that for you.

[–]cannot_escape 0 points1 point ago

Haha wow that was cool! I suppose it really was easy to find...I bow my head in shame. My apologies and thanks.

[–]Chubtoaster -1 points0 points ago

I don't even get it.

[–]ccsmama -1 points0 points ago

I think I peed a little...

[–]johncer -1 points0 points ago

Can someone explain this to me?

[–]Stockton_Bomb -1 points0 points ago

For those that don't get it:

He thinks he is a helicopter but he obviously is not a helicopter, he is a cow. He thinks this because he has mad cow.

[–]Slippyy 1 point2 points ago

You stupid fuck. Way to ruin a perfectly good joke.

[–]hudson1212 -3 points-2 points ago

YOU STOLE THAT FROM NERD3