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[–]DlSCONNECTED 158 points159 points ago

This + Water Polo = Profit

[–]Hooties_Blowfish 219 points220 points ago

Aqua quidditch... Aquidditch?

[–]Sojourn5 66 points67 points ago

Not a huge Harry Potter fan, but I would watch the shit out of that sport

[–]jesus_swept 17 points18 points ago

"Not a huge Harry Potter fan"... you say those words, but I don't... what do you... I've never heard those words said in that order.

[–]TheNecromancer 9 points10 points ago

Now to make your brain implode. I don't like Harry Potter at all.

[–]camerack 1 point2 points ago

[–]keyree 8 points9 points ago

No offense... quidditch is kind of a stupid sport. The whole thing with the quaffle is basically just a distraction to keep you interested while you wait for someone to find the snitch.

[–]uk2knerf 13 points14 points ago

I love HP but, that's the one thing I don't get. I mean 95% of the time the snitch wins the game... So it's like a basketball game and in the middle of the court there's a tetherball game. And whoever wins tetherball gets 150 points... Why play basketball then? I guess that what happens when a middle aged British woman tries to come up with a sport.

[–]ConsciousMisspelling 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't there a game at the quidditch world cup where one country was beating another country by more than 150, and then the loosing country caught the snitch just to end the game?

[–]gloilin 3 points4 points ago

Ireland won, but Krum got the snitch

[–]RogueThrax 10 points11 points ago

Brilliant.

[–]blackfox026 2 points3 points ago

It's all fun and games until someone gets hosed in the ballsack

[–]Pajamasofwrath 32 points33 points ago

Blitzball anyone? Go Besaid Aurochs!

[–]Wizuhd 648 points649 points ago

That looks like it would hurt so much, slamming face first into the water propelled by a jet pack O_O

[–]LastImmortalMan 488 points489 points ago

Worth it.

[–]kiwalakills 123 points124 points ago

To act like a dolphin?! Damn right it would be worth it!

[–]A_British_Gentleman 8 points9 points ago

To act like a dolphin WITH A JETPACK?!

FTFY

[–]fcuk_unicorns 3 points4 points ago

reminds me of kyles dad in South Park.

[–]devinclark 340 points341 points ago

doesn't matter; water jetpack

[–]achshar 47 points48 points ago

dm;wj

[–]robtheviking 41 points42 points ago

Says the immortal...ಠ_ಠ

[–]sccrstud92 23 points24 points ago

He is the last one. That implies there were others. wtf happened to them?

[–]UncleTogie 33 points34 points ago

There can only be one.

[–]halloni 7 points8 points ago

What a mystery.

[–]red321red321 189 points190 points ago

No pain no hydroplane

[–]vileSpanishiwa 42 points43 points ago

you're insane

[–]Zipper009 39 points40 points ago

in the membrane.

[–]jamescagney 2 points3 points ago

Insane in the brain?

[–]fizziebob 84 points85 points ago

[–]Abezilla116 20 points21 points ago

I'm not sure exactly what I was expacting but that was so fucking hilarious.

[–]slipperyfist 12 points13 points ago

Especially when you hit a sand bank or some other solid object.

[–]monroseph 6 points7 points ago

"THIS IS SO MUCH FU----" and that's when it happens. Face bruises for years.

[–]ihutch01 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, neck injury is a high price to pay I think I'd have to pass

[–]BigTortoise 5 points6 points ago

And if you go down far enough, you know... you're fucked.

[–]parallaxical 391 points392 points ago

there is so much "holy shit" in such a short time that I don't know what to do with myself.

[–]KazzaBiss 106 points107 points ago

I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

[–]Ninsha 256 points257 points ago

[–]railu 57 points58 points ago

Dude looks like he's about to snap

[–]jamescagney 3 points4 points ago

Dude looks like he snapped in his pants.

[–]nukalurk 45 points46 points ago

I laugh but that's going to be me soon if I keep up this forever alone streak.

[–]amiger 13 points14 points ago

What amount of time are we talking ´bout?

Just wondering if my streak beats yours

[–]Prophet111 22 points23 points ago

forever

[–]Great_Zarquon 3 points4 points ago

forever

This word does not indicate a measurable amount of time.

[–]MrShow 27 points28 points ago

I read that as "steak" and was mad for a sec that I was dating someone. We don't get our own special steak.

[–]wolfvision 10 points11 points ago

Funniest part of all is the little kid is just getting in there

[–]Jubei_08 18 points19 points ago

When in doubt, fap.

[–]railu 18 points19 points ago

I don't recommend this. There are some situations where fapping is not advisable.

[–]KazzaBiss 48 points49 points ago

You sound like my lawyer.

[–]Punk_Hazards 8 points9 points ago

I would hire him.

[–]jamescagney 3 points4 points ago

My lawyer just sits there and faps the whole time.

[–]lovesdogz 2 points3 points ago

Saul?

[–]harrywon7 3 points4 points ago

Better call Saul.

[–]idrink211 4 points5 points ago

I'm really loving the recent wave of upvote gifs.

[–]matt01ss 5 points6 points ago

[–]grant0 21 points22 points ago

Wanna say "holy shit" all over again? It's $99,500.

[–]kilo4fun 11 points12 points ago

Nah this is a flyboard, only $10K but you need to have a PWC already. http://flyboard.com/products-page/

[–]thedarklordkyp 2 points3 points ago

Is there a thing where you can like try one for a few hours?

If there isn't, buying one and hanging out wherever and having people try it may not be a bad business model.

[–]red321red321 5 points6 points ago

Bless yourself with the sacred excrement which you have expelled from your bottom and thank the Lord our father for this heavenly gif.

Do that with yourself and do unto others as you would have them do to poo.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 2 points3 points ago

Poop on to others as you would have others poop on to you.

[–]OBEYthesky 3 points4 points ago

I was gonna say so much win, jetpack man makes me feel insignificant.

[–]Sillylovesongs 8 points9 points ago

SHUT UP AND GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!

[–]DTFpanda 17 points18 points ago

"Hello sir, would you be interested in one of our state of the art water jetp..."

[–]SaganAllMyLoveForYou 281 points282 points ago

I want to be a flying man-dolphin too

[–]Chintagious 79 points80 points ago

Jetpack mermaids.

[–]robbykooch 43 points44 points ago

Merman pop. MerMAN!

[–]human_beans 22 points23 points ago

Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare.

[–]lajkabaus 15 points16 points ago

[–]Gordondel 2 points3 points ago

What is it?

[–]lajkabaus 3 points4 points ago

It's a line from a movie, Cabin in the Woods.

[–]VonBrewskie 2 points3 points ago

Care to expand on that m'friend? Do you clean and repair them? That'd be an interesting gig actually.

[–]RedHorseRainbows 2 points3 points ago

Awesome band name.

[–]tomandhisjones 19 points20 points ago

Damn, beat me to it. Just imagine if we strapped one to a real dolphin...

[–]HomieHavko 28 points29 points ago

It would probably die :(

[–]detective_chubbs 21 points22 points ago

was that the correct punchline?

[–]HomieHavko 11 points12 points ago

Everything dies, circle of life

[–]detective_chubbs 16 points17 points ago

[–]jesus_swept 10 points11 points ago

His nostrils are just so big. I'm imagining all the things I can shove up there.

[–]MustardMcguff 3 points4 points ago

You've done some talented gif work here today.

[–]Jzkqm 6 points7 points ago

THANKS, BUZZKILLINGTON

[–]xcforlife 4 points5 points ago

I want to be a flying woman-dolphin. But I don't know if they allow females.

[–]youastar 716 points717 points ago

super mario fucking sunshine

[–]Punk_Hazards 25 points26 points ago

[–]mediaG33K 110 points111 points ago

First thing that popped into my head. My favorite Mario game so far.

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[–]manlymustache 58 points59 points ago

Collecting all those coins on that amusement park island was a bitch.

[–]b1uestarfish 50 points51 points ago

But then you got to go to the fucking paradise hotel island in the sunset as a reward. But no, there just had to be goop there too.

[–]mehatch 11 points12 points ago

That level took me like 2 weeks to beat. So goddamn hard. And SO satisfying to finish.

Gotta say, Noki Bay in Sunshine is one of my favorite explorable areas of any game ever. Bliss.

[–]expansionpakrequired 8 points9 points ago

As a kid, my neighbors used to come over so that they could watch me climb to the top of noki bay. We would all just look at how pretty it was.

That game was great.

[–]makemusicguitar5150 24 points25 points ago

But... Galaxy...

[–]al0newestand 77 points78 points ago

But... 64...

But... World...

But... 3...

[–]thedarklordkyp 20 points21 points ago

Fuck it, a lot of them are good!

That's why they keep making more. While not all of them are good, lots of them are.

[–]TheGoomba 11 points12 points ago

But... Paper...

[–]shepps 3 points4 points ago

both are fantastic. I'm a galaxy man myself though

[–]makemusicguitar5150 3 points4 points ago

Me too, I love the aesthetic of Galaxy and I like the FLUDD mechanic of sunshine. However I highly prefer the level design and control feel of galaxy.

[–]Streetlight02 194 points195 points ago

At some point, someone thought of this idea. At another, he told it to a rich dude who must have just said "Okay, I will finance your hose dolphin jets."

Think about this. Think about it and love it.

[–]PhoneDojo[S] 53 points54 points ago

Has to be true. And if that rich dude ends up broke, at least he'll have this jetpack to keep him happy

[–]Streetlight02 28 points29 points ago

Well, if he ends up broke, he might not be able to pay for his kids' education, but at least they'll have the hose dolphin jets. That's all that matters at the end of the day, hose dolphin jets.

[–]strong_scalp 11 points12 points ago

hey can you post the link to the video please?

[–]DrSmoke 6 points7 points ago

[–]jonnielaw 91 points92 points ago

[–]VonBrewskie 15 points16 points ago

Came here looking for this post. OPs post was the first time I've ever seen one of these water jetpacks besides this hilarity jonnielaw has linked.

[–]jonnielaw 1 point2 points ago

I was quite surprised that no one had posted it before. REDDIT, YOU FAILED ME!

[–]Bearmaster9013 21 points22 points ago

So majestic!

[–]Guy_with_an_opinion 19 points20 points ago

I'll never be this happy...

[–]FadedFromWhite 15 points16 points ago

So is this like a school of rocketeers, or a gaggle?

[–]ThickPiss 8 points9 points ago

A murder?

[–]WillSnipeForPie 8 points9 points ago

Jet propulsion bellyflop. How does that not hurt?

[–]DeanWormer 29 points30 points ago

Why is this a gif?

Just watch the video. It has sound and hypes you the fuck up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im1iNq02Kz0

[–]SoSp 3 points4 points ago

Yeah but it has more shots of people taking photos of the thing rather than dolphin-like swimming :/

[–]rokatoro 3 points4 points ago

personally I like this video better. That and its got the clips from the gif

[–]orangesine 5 points6 points ago

I wouldn't have clicked on a video. Videos are usually long and hard to skim through. Gifs are implicitly guaranteed to be <10 s.

[–]leanort 7 points8 points ago

Words can not express my level of want for that

[–]TOZT 24 points25 points ago

I never thought I would stoop to this level.

Shut up and take my money.

[–]danielw1245 15 points16 points ago

[–]C_Coolidge 24 points25 points ago

I now have a goal. When I buy one of these, I will say, "This is it. This means I succeeded."

[–]Warlaw 2 points3 points ago

If the main character of Fight Club would have had one of these, I'm sure he would have never started going crazy in the first place.

[–]kilo4fun 15 points16 points ago

[–]Jenkiiins 6 points7 points ago

The future is here. And I like it. I like the future.

[–]tidu 5 points6 points ago

There's another version of this I saw a few months back but the guys were just hovering over the water like assholes. What they're doing with this product is so much more amazing.

[–]Icemandan 12 points13 points ago

Should this be a NSFW tag? Because this is better than porn.

[–]Hopesy97 4 points5 points ago

Suddenly dolphins...

[–]HoldMaahDick 13 points14 points ago

I have ideas. But no Photoshopping skills.

Can some one turn these into upvotes?

[–]jake_ral 3 points4 points ago

say what, i dove into a pool the other day just from the regular edge and smacked my balls on the water. wouldnt wanna make that mistake on a jet pack.

[–]serosis 4 points5 points ago

I think we have found the definition of "too much fun".

[–]9ren 5 points6 points ago

They look like they're out of control, or are they doing that on porpoise?

[–]anal_blazers 3 points4 points ago

I was drinking at a beach bar the other day and all of the sudden everyone gathered at the patio to see one of these guys just clipping along the pacific until he was out of view up the coast, it was [one of] the strangest things I have experienced while drunk.

[–]theRussianTank 2 points3 points ago

There is no fucking way this is real! Is there? I hope to god I'm wrong!

[–]grant0 3 points4 points ago

Jetlev.com man. $99,500.

[–]kilo4fun 8 points9 points ago

Flyboard, $10K man (not including PWC). Personally I rather have a flyboard because it's cheaper and just straps on to your PWC. http://flyboard.com/products-page/

[–]cstaylor 0 points1 point ago

The gif didn't really apply like you wanted it to... but I upvoted anyway because it is always hilarious.

[–]DonnyDreamliner 0 points1 point ago

It actually did apply like I wanted it to. I was trying to sliced apple® (please don't sue me, Apple) and missed my mouth like six times

[–]PT4MYDJ 0 points1 point ago

The future right there

[–]Sillylovesongs -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of this line from Bowie's heroes-"I, I wish you could swim Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim"

[–]Biggg_D21 0 points1 point ago

What if we island hopped like that, like in Hawaii

[–]RiZe_of_Gingers 0 points1 point ago

Take this to a public pool or Beach and be like "splish splash, bitches."

[–]Pavementos 1 point2 points ago

VIDEO PLZ

[–]vincent21212 0 points1 point ago

I picture rocks just beneath the surface of the water.

[–]DTFpanda 1 point2 points ago

I swear to God my new life's mission is to own 6 of these.

[–]graynor 0 points1 point ago

This is a lot better than animal planet's mermaids.

[–]xcforlife 0 points1 point ago

"If you smile while on a Ski-doo, you're gonna love this"

[–]keepslosingpassword 0 points1 point ago

Does his hose disconnect at the end after he does the twirl?

[–]TheLiberalSoup 0 points1 point ago

silly humans

[–]supqwerty 1 point2 points ago

Saw it on Skymall

[–]Edwardfy9 0 points1 point ago

The dolphins have met a match!

[–]FleischIsRight 1 point2 points ago

Super Mario sunshine?

[–]the_hmm 0 points1 point ago

take that dolphins!

[–]photoknut 1 point2 points ago

Diving head first in to water at a high velocity is always good for your brain...

[–]Wutsurname 0 points1 point ago

I saw someone using one of these this summer, seriously one of the coolest thing I've seen. These guys make it look incredibly easy, I saw a guy doing it for his first time and it looked pretty tough actually.

[–]WhoeverThatGuyIs 1 point2 points ago

[–]ozzyvixen 1 point2 points ago

WHAT I NEED TO DO THIS

[–]angasal 0 points1 point ago

I can thrust water too, and you don't see me making a big deal out of it.

[–]theraw13 0 points1 point ago

White people have too much money.

[–]yeahboy212 0 points1 point ago

laughed my nuts off.... so cold

[–]RonPaul1488 0 points1 point ago

they only cost about ~100k

cheaper than a sports car and much more enjoyable i think

[–]MustardMcguff -1 points0 points ago

God those look so dangerous and awesome.

[–]astromets 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this story of a guy showing up to a Giants game with his water jet pack to try and catch foul balls.

I grew up thinking jet-skis were pretty tight, but my kids are going to have jet-packs!

[–]Pcoltrain 1 point2 points ago

As a white man all I can think of while watching this - white people.

[–]6fast6furious 0 points1 point ago

Do. Fucking. Want.

[–]Carnifax66 0 points1 point ago

This is seriously probably one of the best inventions mankind has ever come up with.

[–]Bodegaz 0 points1 point ago

that is so fukin cool

[–]darahen2004[!] 0 points1 point ago

thats looks adventurous

[–]ThatSmithJr 1 point2 points ago

shut up and take my parents money

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

shut up and take my parents

PFWEEEEEEE

.

[–]Middleofnowhere123 -1 points0 points ago

good advertising technique to not show that these jetpacks are connected by a tube to a boat/machine

[–]othersomethings 0 points1 point ago

I just saw one of these last week out on the river, and it took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out what I was looking at.

That said, it was pretty cool!

[–]ocarinamaster64 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, let's look through all my "do want" gifs and find the best one...

[–]jiiiveturkay 0 points1 point ago

WANT

[–]DustBusterManDoo 0 points1 point ago

I am currently taking fire hydraulics and that is interesting as fuck. The nozzle reaction is pretty minimal to lift a person but the fact that this is a portable pump that moves with the person is amazing!!!!

[–]1ronpur3 0 points1 point ago

These things aren't really jetpacks. I've used one. The hose attached to you is high-pressure and holds you up. The jets you are shooting out direct you.

[–]boodhabelly 0 points1 point ago

I AM NEPTUNE!!!!! KING OF THE SEA!!!!

[–]pandah493 0 points1 point ago

Silly human, you aren't a dolphin.

[–]semarj 1 point2 points ago

Bunch of people in this thread linking to jetlev etc, saying these are 100k

The ones in the gif look more like flyboards which you can get for around 10k (and they seem to have some kind of financing.

just fyi.

[–]EmilyLaRae 0 points1 point ago

Saw something like this years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not. Lovely show that was.

[–]RockyLeal 1 point2 points ago

What could possibly go wrong?

[–]natonio95 0 points1 point ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–]jonnyunlimited 0 points1 point ago

THE FUTURE IS NOW

[–]Quillworth -1 points0 points ago

So that's what this guy was supposed to do.

[–]sfgiantsfan3 0 points1 point ago

I saw this in the SF bay at a Giants game haha, it was so cool no one was watching the game!

[–]Majorasmax 0 points1 point ago

for some reason, i want to cry for joy

[–]mister_nish 0 points1 point ago

awesome! super mario sunshine real life

[–]thetobester 0 points1 point ago

Coming to a tranquil lake / bay near to you soon.

FUCK YEA

[–]Grain_of_Salt_ 0 points1 point ago

Where is the original video?

[–]s9724605 0 points1 point ago

"Im like a bird i wana fly aw- WARBGLEYWARBLEARBLREABLEWLAL"

[–]BlueSnake187 0 points1 point ago

I used to want a golden toilet....This is what i want now

[–]i_yurt_on_your_face 0 points1 point ago

So much want

[–]2_Be_Continuum 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a fun way to break your neck! :D I'd still buy one though.

[–]beeztrain 1 point2 points ago

so basically this is the closest to feeling like Goku that I can get?

[–]LovelyLightning 0 points1 point ago

I'm so jealous..

[–]akubar 0 points1 point ago

who says money can't buy happiness

[–]Trebol 1 point2 points ago

I. WANT. TO. DO. THAT.