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Fake sleep (i.imgur.com)

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[–]alderno 120 points121 points ago

Parents aren't home.

Play with fire.

Wear goggles; safety first.

[–]BrodyApproves 17 points18 points ago

Crutches are handy just in case as well.

[–]lolman441 110 points111 points ago

dude, YOLO

of course you'd wear safety goggles.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

The only time I've seen YOLO used properly, but people still reflexively downvote it because reddit hivemind.

EDIT: I always see people pointing out downvotes for a post with a lot of upvotes, I always feel like it's comments like mine that make the hivemind reconsider; because he was in the double digit negatives before.

[–]Stiggy1605 1 point2 points ago

79 points 6 hours ago (102|27)

Yes, look at all those downvotes..

Edit:

99 points 10 hours ago (128|29)

So, so, soooo many downvotes...

[–]BrendieBoy 59 points60 points ago

4 panel comic AND Instagram? Waitin' for the shitstorm.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

What I realized happened when 4 panel live action comics kept reaching the front page.

[–]Downvoting_Deer 13 points14 points ago

Deer want HD and hate shitty 4 panel comics that have no deer, ballin' hightop or not.

[–]happlepaff 6 points7 points ago

this novelty account is going to get really old, really fast

[–]random_potatoes 35 points36 points ago

It almost looks like there's a white hose coming out of his shorts with a shoe attached in the first frame. (Also: "Slices bed? WTF?)

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[–]judokalinker 0 points1 point ago

He means the mirror with the reflection of a white hose sock with a shoe attached. Where do you see a shoe attached to a mug?

[–]mattonreddit 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps slice means to slide into. This would seem to be supported by the fact that he's diving into bed as the only other time I've heard slice used in this way is when slicing into water while diving. Or maybe he's just making the bed his homeslice.

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was dressing his more than adequet male member in matching attire. Needs to straighten the shoe though.

[–]WellSeeYaLater 10 points11 points ago

I don't get what's happening in "slices bed".

[–]bonedead 3 points4 points ago

Yeah I have no idea wtf slices bed is even supposed to mean.

[–]Devon302 81 points82 points ago

God this reeks of Facebook shit

[–]KingVikram 11 points12 points ago

Buddy you're on a site that's pretty much a giant wall with posts from people dying for karma aka likes.

Don't act like your shit don't stink!

[–]ImNotPeter -1 points0 points ago

I' ma walk away only tried to buy you a drink

[–]narcoblix 25 points26 points ago

And? It was well put together, funny, and short. It was almost exactly like a live action rage comic and I thought it was great.

[–]ASesameSir 14 points15 points ago

At least it wasn't a rage comic.

[–]firecoloredfeathers 2 points3 points ago

saw this on facebook weeks ago, unfortunately..

[–]sheeshman 1 point2 points ago

Why does that matter? If it was a rage comic or some i don't always fake sleep, but when i do its when my parents are coming home, would that change things? This is r/funny. Did you find it funny? Up/downvote and move on. Who cares if its "fb shit."

[–]BestTastingFish -4 points-3 points ago

If we down-vote it, that's our way of saying it's facebook shit, and should probably stay on FB. Also, regarding rage comics: /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu is where those belong.

[–]KingVikram 1 point2 points ago

Your pretty much on Facebook bud.

[–]BestTastingFish 2 points3 points ago

Looks at other open tab: facebook ... Yeah, pretty much.

[–]fffggghhhnnn 0 points1 point ago

Well, yeah... You're in the /r/facebookscreenshots sub.

[–]oldmoneey -4 points-3 points ago

What?! I hate facebook shit, but this is awesome.

[–]jmr100 7 points8 points ago

really posted something i seen on fb 3days ago here?

[–]stacecom 7 points8 points ago

Sometimes I forget reddit is filled with teenagers.

[–]dahi3444 5 points6 points ago

And the process of becoming 9gag has slowly begun ...

[–]A_Slow_Redditor 16 points17 points ago

Why is this being up-voted?

[–]PixonNixonIxon 2 points3 points ago

Because different people may have different opinions on what may or may not be funny?

[–]knightsofrnew 1 point2 points ago

What are you 12? Get off reddit, xbox live is where you belong

[–]thane_of_cawdor 1 point2 points ago

Why is this gay facebook shit on reddit

[–]gun_toting_catharsis 25 points26 points ago

This isn't really funny, it's just him making a silly stance and a silly facial expression which is only entertaining to under 14 year olds and possibly the mentally retarded.

[–]Wizuhd 19 points20 points ago

also this was all over facebook as one of those "like if" posts. So right now reddit is basically facebook.

[–]CatsNarwhalsBacon 2 points3 points ago

/r/iam14andthisisfunny

[–]Awesomdor 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that I'm 18 and think most of these are hilarious?

[–]gun_toting_catharsis 0 points1 point ago

OMGGGGG !!!!1111!!!oneoneoneone LOLOLOL

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 0 points1 point ago

Racism AMIRIGHT

[–]Bosstiality 10 points11 points ago

Mentily wetawrded here. I laffed. I can comfurm

[–]ootnzoontz -4 points-3 points ago

here have one of these

[–]Kiwiteepee 29 points30 points ago

25 year old here. Not retarded. I can confirm that I chuckled.

Your move.

[–]firecoloredfeathers 15 points16 points ago

22 year old here, checking in

[–]LaFleur412 10 points11 points ago

21 year old, reporting for duty.

[–]no_no_NO_okay 8 points9 points ago

26 here, you YOUNG bitches! also, 4thded.

[–]red_com 7 points8 points ago

29 here, is'nt it past your bedtime?

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 7 points8 points ago

15 here.

I have no reason to even be near this thread.

[–]carlosi1 1 point2 points ago

19 here but can tell you to go to sleep , so come on son!

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points ago

Never!

runs down street trailing bed sheets

[–]firecoloredfeathers 0 points1 point ago

shit happens.

[–]ImMystikz 0 points1 point ago

21 didn't laugh at all :(

[–]SystemOutPrintln -1 points0 points ago

Not retarded

How can you be sure? Ignoring that you formed a coherent sentence on a computer how would a retarded person self-diagnose themselves? Nobody blatantly tells a retarded person they are retarded. And maybe to the retards we appear retarded and they appear normal.

[–]gun_toting_catharsis 0 points1 point ago

Well, there are populations that are well known to have mentally retarded IQ levels, you can go ask them yourself. Just look for one that's "articulate"

[–]Kiwiteepee 1 point2 points ago

Are you trying to convince me that I'm retarded?

[–]SystemOutPrintln 0 points1 point ago

Did it work?

[–]Mumbling-Dolphin 8 points9 points ago

cats are just cats and they get upvoted everyday, don't be so pretentious about humor

[–]mkms5 -2 points-1 points ago

This is why I don't understand how that portly dude with the beard got so popular. Most of what he does is take images that are already popular, then intercuts photos of himself making silly faces.

[–]fumblor 10 points11 points ago

Cancer

[–]red321red321 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure that Mario Balotelli has pulled this maneuver many times when he was younger but now that he's out on his own he just does whatever he wants and doesn't pull the fake sleep maneuver.

[–]judokalinker 4 points5 points ago

My brain does this thing where whenever I see "Mario Balotelli", I immediately associate it with Mario Batali. And imaging that man doing anything that Balotelli does is hilarious.

[–]theawesome0 2 points3 points ago

The picture at the top of that article is hilarious.

[–]XxGirxX 3 points4 points ago

Of course he's not suppose to be doing shit like that.mHe's a grown ass man, he should be in college or working.

[–]Randomness104 3 points4 points ago

facepalm I saw this on facebook 2 weeks ago, and this isnt the first time. What is becoming of reddit?

[–]OnceIHadACookie 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Doin' shit you ain't supposed to 1com 7pts 15dys funny
I laughed way too hard at this... 4coms 9pts 17dys funny
This is the first four panel image I have enjoyed. 0coms 13pts 16dys funny

[–]FuriousMcRage 9 points10 points ago

Does it disturb anyone else that the one that got the most up votes was the one with the punch line in the name?

[–]lumpypoptarts 3 points4 points ago

How is this shit getting upvoted

[–]MrShanty 1 point2 points ago

Are people on here fucking 12?

[–]CashMoneyChina 0 points1 point ago

THE FAT BEARD GUY WITH A BEAR HAT NEEDS TO COME MAKE FUN OF THIS

[–]gr3n3gsnsam 1 point2 points ago

how the hell is this funny at all?

[–]assblower6969 4 points5 points ago

What is this now, Facebook?

[–]Geronimo15 2 points3 points ago

Please

Please don't post these

[–]TobyRex 3 points4 points ago

Why does this have so many upvotes..?

[–]yassterday -1 points0 points ago

yes i always sleep during day time , cause im bad ass

[–]pragmatika 1 point2 points ago

That guy's like if Will Smith mated with P. Diddy.

[–]POINTING_OUT_REPOSTS 0 points1 point ago

Troy Barnes was the first person to teach me how pretending to be asleep is the best cover up.

[–]CaptainCurl 1 point2 points ago

I can't unsee his 3rd leg in the first frame.

[–]midgaze 0 points1 point ago

Dude is like 26. Pretty sure if I was that guys parents I would put him on a leash and take him with me when I went out.

[–]Rawrrsica 0 points1 point ago

Your foot penis is showing in the first panel. Thought u ought to know. Kaithnxbaii

[–]MrDaburks 0 points1 point ago

Damn Will Smith house fucked up as shit!

[–]bombeater 1 point2 points ago

slices bed

[–]hug_me_tender 0 points1 point ago

Putting your penis in a sock and then in a shoe is definitely something you're not supposed to do

[–]Protonoia 1 point2 points ago

This was the first storyboard for Ferris Bueler's Day Off.

[–]OldZippo 0 points1 point ago

Just pretend like you sleep. Just pretend like you were sleeping.

[–]redhawkxx -1 points0 points ago

IM GONNA DO PARKOUR!

[–]brazalien 0 points1 point ago

With me and my friends and cousins, we would wrestle and do the stupidest things until we heard my parents walking towards my room and when they got there we would all pretend to be asleep. Best days of my life.

[–]Banana_Slut 0 points1 point ago

ok so: Pool Cue: check

Makeshift flamethrower: Check

Goggles: check

Flop out cock and dress it up in small sock and shoe to make it look as if I have a third foot: check and check

[–]Havokk 0 points1 point ago

I like how the guy photo-bomb him self with the third leg.

[–]stecahill 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/dLQY2.jpg

[–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

my sister and i used to play a game we called 1-2-3-daddys coming. we would jump up and down on our bed and at some point one of us would shout 1-2-3-daddys coming and we would drop to the beds and instantly stop laughing and pretend to be asleep. somehow we never got caught. i retrospect i think my parents must have been making love. i hope mama was coming too.

[–]Twilium 1 point2 points ago

Stupid. And fakes sleep? It's like 3pm in the afternoon. Wtf are your parents gonna do if they find you awake at 3pm?

[–]Praj101 -1 points0 points ago

My favorite part is in the first picture. It looks like his crotch literally has a small third leg.

[–]deathstar_janitor 0 points1 point ago

This is what Reddit has become. Damn you. Damn you all.

[–]tragik007 -1 points0 points ago

God damn I hate youth.

[–]Nightshade1105 -2 points-1 points ago

This belongs on facebook. Keep it off Reddit.

[–]BrodyApproves 2 points3 points ago

That's the strangest way to play pool I've ever seen. Are those goggles even regulation?

[–]dnor35 -1 points0 points ago

*Slices Bread

[–]Valdovinos -1 points0 points ago

I fake sleep to avoid talking to my parents. Sometimes I don't want to listen to your 10 minute grocery store story Mom.

Sorry I'm not sorry.

[–]roachman253 -1 points0 points ago

Get out of here with your facebook pictures

[–]BrodyApproves 0 points1 point ago

Second frame he looks like Urkel.

[–]Wilhufftarkin -2 points-1 points ago

Racist

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN -2 points-1 points ago

Repost.

[–]JupitersClock 0 points1 point ago

Glad I wasn't the only one who used a Pool stick as a gun.

[–]Crago 0 points1 point ago

I Acctully like that first picture.

[–]ImMystikz -1 points0 points ago

Someone posted this to my fb feed a week ago... Is this what we have become?

[–]Ikimasen 0 points1 point ago

Lotta hate in here. People seem to think that Reddit is upvoting a 4 panel instagram comic, but really Reddit is upvoting a wacky nerdy black kid. Wacky nerdy black kid pulls a lot of clout.

[–]smokyexe 0 points1 point ago

Fuck off with your old looking photos

[–]BenGoesRawr 0 points1 point ago

People are copying stuff from Facebook now? This is worse than 9gag

[–]CriminalMacabre -1 points0 points ago

I loled hard at first picture

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