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[–]gotshot567 24 points25 points ago

[–]Wakewalking -3 points-2 points ago

Came looking for this.

[–]shagner 83 points84 points ago

I actually didn't because I have no clue who that is...

[–]grammarRCMP 34 points35 points ago

[–]huytn89 2 points3 points ago

You know who fucks real good? Redheads.

[–]Mrdanke 4 points5 points ago

I envy you so much.

[–]Buhnanah 4 points5 points ago

So whose voice are you reading it in?

[–]OgGorrilaKing 6 points7 points ago

From the "y'all" I deduced that this guy might be from the Southern US, so I just read it in a typical southern accent.

[–]Inityx 10 points11 points ago

Think gayer.

[–]CheezyWeezle 1 point2 points ago

The "y'all" was the only reason I read it in his voice. I read it normally until it said y'all, then I was reading it in his voice.

[–]shagner 1 point2 points ago

Dexter Morgan's

[–]matthileo 1 point2 points ago

I just can't do it

[–]ISmellRape 2 points3 points ago

Ned Flanders'

[–]seams 0 points1 point ago

That's actually who's voice I read it in...><

[–]carlotta4th 1 point2 points ago

My standard "internet voice." It sounds like a middle aged guy saying something that he thinks is interesting but probably isn't really.

[–]bonedead 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I read it in Cleveland's voice.

[–]woznak 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I read it in Cleveland's voice

[–]36009955 1 point2 points ago

I concur. Never seen whatever that show is before so, no, I didn't

[–]TheClayroo 11 points12 points ago

[–]36009955 0 points1 point ago

I'm proud to say I have never seen "family guy"

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

Why would you be proud? You're suggesting it's bad, but you've never seen it. It has a lot of funny parts. I don't go out of my way, but don't shun something just to be "above the crowd."

That's what a hipster is.

[–]ieatbees 0 points1 point ago

Reddit has a very American-centric view, so there's a tendency to assume everyone on Reddit has a certain group of cultural reference points.

[–]bigwillFTW 0 points1 point ago

They have Family Guy in England, Canada, France, Germany, Turkey, Australia, India, and probably some other countries. Just sayin'.

[–]HannibalElephant 13 points14 points ago

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

His voice is exactly how I imagined it. (i have never seen this character before)

[–]deja-vu-comment 29 points30 points ago

Am I the only one who's bugged by that unshaded part of the "e"?

.

[–]Lazerus42 3 points4 points ago

not anymore... bastard

[–]readsinacircle 4 points5 points ago

[–]heymrk 9 points10 points ago

Maybe if I knew what he sounded like.

[–]dirtbikekid1995 4 points5 points ago

Im deaf.

[–]Keine 7 points8 points ago

  • .... . -. .-- .... -.-- -.. --- -.-- --- ..- .-- . .- .-. --. .-.. .- ... ... . ... ..--..

[–]dirtbikekid1995 6 points7 points ago

Is that suppose to be morse code? Funny guy I get it, its because I'm deaf... or is it because I'm black or maybe because I'm a paraplegic fat cripple with one eye and a inverted penis who's mom died from a tiger incident in the zoo and dad killed himself with a philips skrew driver or is it because I have no fingers? yeah thats right I'm typing this with my nose but you know what the worst part of all my life struggles?... I have a hangnail! So fuck you I'm not laughing.

[–]NotThisGuy 10 points11 points ago

[–]Lazerus42 2 points3 points ago

I'm laughing... if anything because I'm trying to imagine you type.

I'm thinking of the second half of this gif

http://imgur.com/jDtyg

[–]Buhnanah 2 points3 points ago

How come we can imitate anyone's voice in our heads, but we can't actually say it perfectly like in our heads? Might be a dumb question, I don't know.

[–]Sunday-Morning 2 points3 points ago

....I had to read it twice to make Cleveland's voice stop, and the correct voice to start.

[–]be_more_canadian 0 points1 point ago

As did I person who has a velvet underground name, as did I.

[–]I_FUCK_CHEETAHS 3 points4 points ago

His voice reminds me of the episode of that bee,"I'm not gawn stang you."

[–]viper9172 11 points12 points ago

Same voice actors I think

[–]green_is_jolly 6 points7 points ago

I thought that was obvious.

[–]wardyFbaby 2 points3 points ago

i think it was supposed to be the same voice.

[–]Luis_SDA 2 points3 points ago

"Peter got himself a moustache." "noo wayyyyy" "wayyyyy"

[–]agentpatsy 1 point2 points ago

I knoooooow!

[–]jackcharles -1 points0 points ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[–]Cornbugs 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, now i cant stop reading things in this voice IT WONT TURN OFF

[–]kellekeet 0 points1 point ago

I don't even watch Family Guy, and I read it in his voice D:

[–]thebuddhasits 0 points1 point ago

Y'all be takin' home summa dem cookies.

[–]Awesoman9000 -1 points0 points ago

Nope. I read it in Morgan Freeman's voice. Because everything is better in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]serosis 0 points1 point ago

I love talking in this character's voice, him and Cleveland. Sometimes Stewie but I am not good at imitating Stewie.

[–]Tubasaurus 1 point2 points ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–]wiggen_tree 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually starting to believe that these images deteriorate slightly every time they're re-posted. I know this isn't the case, but if we could start a rumour and a campaign to "Preserve internet relics" we might actually go a full week without seeing last weeks front page .

[–]revel5150 0 points1 point ago

AHAHAAHAHH!!!! I got like 1 or 2 works in and it turned into his voice and then he made fun of me.

[–]flipapeno 0 points1 point ago

I didn't have to read this in his voice. My boyfriend read it aloud in Bruce's voice for me.

[–]mauva 0 points1 point ago

I don't even know what his voice sounds like, but i automatically made one up.. weird.

[–]Peracles 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I couldn't recall what his voice sounded like, so I read it with the voice of the guy from the Allstate commercials. It was odd.

[–]bakester14 0 points1 point ago

Hooowwwwww old is this joke?

[–]t4nt4lus 0 points1 point ago

ffs... these get me every time.

[–]Isthiscreativeenough 0 points1 point ago

First time I ever read in someone else's voice.

[–]Starbugg1 0 points1 point ago

OH NEUWWWW, I totally did.

[–]letmeusespaces 0 points1 point ago

Swap the 2 sides and then maybe. I read (view) left to right...

[–]Rockstaru 0 points1 point ago

Usually this would be the work of a novelty account, but I didn't feel like going to the trouble. Bruce reads your comments

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

I don't even know what his voice is. But I did indeed read it in his voice.

[–]1OneManCrew 0 points1 point ago

Well shit...

[–]JenelleJo 0 points1 point ago

H-how...?

[–]coreleven123 0 points1 point ago

I, I dont even know who this is, and I just did read the in his voice

[–]cmdood 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Touchè 0coms 9pts 19dys funny
You did, didn't you? 51coms 205pts 10mos funny
You will... 23coms 43pts 11mos funny
I dunno his name, but... 131coms 332pts 1yr funny
You know you did it. 22coms 52pts 1yr funny
Classic 17coms 44pts 1yr pics
Yes. Yes I did. 7coms 32pts 9mos funny
What is this wizardry! 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
Oh no... 0coms 10pts 10mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]th3ryan 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea who that is but I feel like I read it in his voice.

[–]Originaljut 0 points1 point ago

Son of a b*tch I actually did!! Hahahha good stuff

[–]JustforU 1 point2 points ago

Jokes on you! I don't watch South Park.

[–]ItHurtsWhenIPoo 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, everything I read is in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]MattieF 0 points1 point ago

when I hit "yall" I read it like Ray Gilette from Archer.

[–]l0tte 0 points1 point ago

I read it in Cleveland's voice for some reason

[–]whagwanpopcon 0 points1 point ago

I totally did!

[–]bigtuck54 0 points1 point ago

Family guy is a horrible show.

[–]Silverwave2 0 points1 point ago

I didnt :D

[–]nightgoddess8443 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Read in Patrick Stewert's voice.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

I can do a spot on impression of that guy. Sadly the only impression I can do

[–]Fateslastwarrior 0 points1 point ago

I actually read it in my own voice because I didn't see the picture until after I read it..

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

Hey, ya'll said my name!

[–]SgtSausage 0 points1 point ago

I don't know his voice, so I read it in Cleveland's voice instead.

[–]Terminator_Se7en 0 points1 point ago

Of course I did.

[–]Ramsurrun 0 points1 point ago

That's not even the right expression. When he's concerned/surprised he has a different face, that's more his relaxed effeminate voice.

[–]omnomcookiez 0 points1 point ago

yep

[–]FuadRamses 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, this is the first time i have for one of these despite having not seen family guy for about 4 or 5 years.

[–]lolgingerkid 0 points1 point ago

I read it in Cleveland's voice.

[–]Rawwh 0 points1 point ago

I would have if the text was on the right.

[–]Robert_Cannelin 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]TobyDGriffith 0 points1 point ago

Never watch show = don't know voice = bliss.

[–]Mad_Cowboy 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I read this in Cleveland's voice...

[–]jazvecina 0 points1 point ago

no i didnt. i dont watch crap like this.

[–]raygun27 0 points1 point ago

"Now squats down like your underwear is done for but you still might save your jeans."

[–]snafubarista 0 points1 point ago

Good news, everyone!

[–]myeverymovment 0 points1 point ago

I knowwwwwwww......

[–]Lavarocked 0 points1 point ago

Was I supposed to read it in Orville Redenbacher's voice? Why is this surprising? People on the internet are really desperate to be "got", aren't they?

[–]Lewie_Goin_Krazy 0 points1 point ago

What's your fatass doing here?

[–]ravelle 0 points1 point ago

Ooooooh Nooooooo.

[–]TDD -1 points0 points ago

I never read these in the character's voice. I feel like I'm missing out.

[–]Bluelightsaber2 -1 points0 points ago

Well..... Shit

[–]RICH_LITTLE -2 points-1 points ago

Am I the only one who's bugged by that unshaded part of the "e"?

[–]SaxyTimeReloaded 0 points1 point ago

I didn't because the picture of the character was on the right. Therefore I read the text first then saw who the image was.

[–]youreuglyasfu -2 points-1 points ago

holy shit

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 0 points1 point ago

HAHAH OMFG THIS IS LIKE TOTES HILARIOUS!!!!1!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Wyer 1 point2 points ago

I see we're doing facebook posts now...

[–]slnacitw 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I read it in Cleveland's voice.

[–]WeHaveMetBefore -3 points-2 points ago

"Titty sprinkles."

[–]farley83 -3 points-2 points ago

Cool