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[–]Dorksome 117 points118 points ago

Ah sweet home Chicago.

[–]ThatIsMyHat 11 points12 points ago

I'm gonna guess Red Line.

[–]mattortman777 5 points6 points ago

The redline McDonalds is like stepping onto ground zero... i call it drugdonalds

[–]cashcow 1 point2 points ago

I used to live a block down from there. It's funny, b/c if you go 3 block in any direction, you get to prime real estate, rich old people, the top hotels in the city, nice restaurants, and the premier shopping district of the city. I could never figure out why it was, except for it was close to the red line and the YWCA low income housing.

[–]NittLion78 1 point2 points ago

Homeless dude squatted and took a shit right in the middle of that McD's like 2 years ago. That place has the Gates of Hell in its basement I'm sure of it.

[–]decavolt 0 points1 point ago

No, the gates of Hell are at the Morse red line stop. The McD's is just the front lawn of hell.

[–]vanadium123 1 point2 points ago

Dude me too! I lived above the liquor store in between the YMCA (Hobo Hotel) and the 24 hour McDonalds.

[–]_transatlantique 11 points12 points ago

My kind of town!

[–]GR147 7 points8 points ago

i knew the train looked familiar

[–]puffymario 3 points4 points ago

I like how people always try to push you back into the train when you're trying to get off at your stop and they're trying to get on. Shoulder checking people is ok then.

[–]Dorksome 3 points4 points ago

Nothing like missing your stop during rush hour cause you were in the middle and couldn't get through the press of bodies.

[–]_SHUT_UP 3 points4 points ago

you gotta start pushing your way to the door about 2 stops before you intend to get off. novice.

[–]Dorksome 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't lack of experience, it was Reddit.

[–]NittLion78 0 points1 point ago

Truth.

[–]Meepzors 1 point2 points ago

How in the hell do other Chicagoans instantly recognize the CTA... I've lived in Chicago for my entire life and I still can't do it (not including this picture as it's a repost of a repost of a repost...)

[–]decavolt 3 points4 points ago

Chicago's L cars look very different than NYCs trains or anywhere else. That fake woodgrain on the door guards next to tan walls is a dead giveaway.
Also, the guy sticking his ass through the gap.

[–]leahcim435 1 point2 points ago

Do you ride it 2-4 times a day every day?

[–]vanadium123 1 point2 points ago

Considering I spend an hour or more on it everyday, its pretty easy.

[–]Argi_ 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love the red line. Right?.....

[–]Slamma009 0 points1 point ago

moved in to Chicago 2 weeks ago, haven't experienced this yet...

[–]arh428 0 points1 point ago

It's like an insane asylum on the blue line after 11

[–]STUCK_RIGHT_UP_THERE -5 points-4 points ago

this

[–]moistlychortled 57 points58 points ago

looks like april ludgate

[–]8bubbles8joe 17 points18 points ago

She is lit'rally the best television character ever.

[–]Bubbadog12 -3 points-2 points ago

Literally... the greatest character ever.

[–]jaked409 1 point2 points ago

This is the second picture I've seen on Reddit today with someone who looks like Aubrey Plaza in it. I was worried that I was just seeing things, so thanks for confirming.

[–]deja-vu-comment 204 points205 points ago

That window appears to have a crack in it.

.

[–]daonemanshow 14 points15 points ago

Great stealth link.

[–]caitlinreid 35 points36 points ago

Look at her eyeball. ಠ_ಠ

[–]dizzyd93 24 points25 points ago

ಠ_ .

FTFY

[–]pxtang 17 points18 points ago

Is she trying to look or not... I can't tell.

[–]KeegoTheWise 11 points12 points ago

Stealth glance

[–]Kungfucheez 6 points7 points ago

:-\

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 2 points3 points ago

-_.

[–]ncm3t4l 0 points1 point ago

Se gusta.

[–]sammi73 -3 points-2 points ago

That's the only thing I can look at is her eyeball

[–]taev 0 points1 point ago

If he turns around, it'll be pubic transport.

[–]I_h8_spiders 0 points1 point ago

I love reposts more than you love public transport.

[–]peterp4nda 29 points30 points ago

come on, touch it, touch it... Come on, one touch, touch it

[–]gemini86 35 points36 points ago

I touched the butt!

[–]jokinglikeawhore 9 points10 points ago

No drop a quarter in and see if you get a Hersey bar.

[–]PittsburghStruK 1 point2 points ago

Swipe your credit cards!

[–]DonnieFatso 13 points14 points ago

dat ass

[–]DOWNkarma 13 points14 points ago

dat smell.

[–]kyoung40 10 points11 points ago

dat el

[–]overused-meme-alert 3 points4 points ago

dat ass

guuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrllllll

.

[–]Schnapplegangers 15 points16 points ago

Is that Daria?

[–]Jonette2 3 points4 points ago

I loved Daria

[–]shamelessseamus 2 points3 points ago

Is that diarrhea?

[–]ilikeminuterice 1 point2 points ago

Taco, burrito, what's that comin' out your speedo?

[–]bigbluemofo 1 point2 points ago

That's it! She's a cross between Daria and April Ludgate.

Also not sure is she's more bothered by the butt crack or having her picture taken next to the butt crack.

[–]Shamwow22 2 points3 points ago

Diarrhea chachacha.

[–]SandmanGA 0 points1 point ago

Why I sat here thinking the same thing?? Lmao...

[–]deimos1090 13 points14 points ago

Pic from the CTA? If so, my guess is either blue line or red line.

[–]AbusingVitaminK 4 points5 points ago

It's gotta be the red line. All the weird shit happens on the red line.

Then again, I've taken the blue line once in my life during broad daylight, soooo.

[–]Argi_ 2 points3 points ago

I'm guessing red, but trust me when I say plenty of weird shit happens on the blue.

[–]AlmostHonestAbe 1 point2 points ago

Probably a transfer from Jackson

[–]Freecandyhere 12 points13 points ago

Desperately trying to ignore it

[–]hazy_browns -1 points0 points ago

So... I wouldn't have seen it if it weren't a repost. I imagine there are many things you would not have seen had someone decided to not repost them.

[–]RagAndBoneMan3 0 points1 point ago

There is enough OC to not have to complain about not seeing things. You are never going to see all things.

[–]hazy_browns 9 points10 points ago

You are never going to see all things

http://i.imgur.com/Itotf.gif

you underestimate the time I spend here

[–]Cynikal818 1 point2 points ago

the top comment is also a repost.

people saying repost is a repost

now the word repost just sounds funny to me...fuck, Im out if here

[–]AnarchoAlan 0 points1 point ago

How I love public reposts.

[–]summerof2010 -3 points-2 points ago

There's no point in pointing out it's a repost. Those who should care care because they've already seen it, so they know. If they haven't seen it it's new to them, so who cares? You should still downvote it (helps float the fresher stuff to the front page), but don't bother complaining about it.

[–]me8myself -2 points-1 points ago

A good sport, Just because you have seen it doesn't mean others have seen it.

[–]iwatchyoupee 5 points6 points ago

You also apparently love (or at least highly enjoy) reposts.

[–]ImAzura 0 points1 point ago

This is reddit, everybody loves reposts! ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

[–]Ass_Dragon 4 points5 points ago

A quick shot of pepper spray to his cornhole and I bet he never does that again.

[–]scrivenerserror 3 points4 points ago

This is totally in Chicago.

[–]thoma696 4 points5 points ago

I thought it was Aubrey Plaza for a second.

[–]peepoman 3 points4 points ago

Looks like shes already getting pink eye

[–]Shadownhero 0 points1 point ago

I knew someone was gonna say it.

[–]JeremyKean 3 points4 points ago

How does someone not notice the fucking cold metal along their ass cheeks? For me, all it takes is the slightest draft back there and I'm pulling my shirt down like "Oh shit! My ass must be hanging out!"

[–]Arquis001 1 point2 points ago

Because this fucker is doing it on purpose. As someone who uses public transit every day let me tell you you get a few crazies and assholes.

[–]shwee 3 points4 points ago

Seriously! 12+ years on public transportation has solidified my belief that some people are just fucking WEIRD.

Exhibit a: Yesterday I'm sitting on a similar seat to OP. Old chinese guy rolls up with 20 bags of "lawdonlyknowswhat" and sits his old chinese ass within inches of my face.. There was an entire train's worth of seats. And I'm like "Dafuq?!" so I'm looking up at this dude trying to figure out wtf is happening and he looks down at me.. AND SMILES. And pushes his ass even closer.

That's the part where I said "what the fuck dude?" and poked his butt. It was super effective, he wandered off. But I still lost..

TL;DR: People are strange, when you're a stranger.

[–]Limekiller 3 points4 points ago

Train etiquette. Super simple stuff.

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse 0 points1 point ago

Right! The acceptable thing to do is to drop a quarter in there or give it a quick slap, depending on your preference.

[–]ElfmanLV 2 points3 points ago

I feel like I've seen this picture before from another person.

[–]mike808hawaii 1 point2 points ago

Her mouth is slowly moving toward disapproval.

[–]r0cketx 2 points3 points ago

A release of gas will begin the zombie apocalypse.

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

What the hell is that little opening even there for? Looks like it's designed to be a see through glory hole.

[–]porkfish66 1 point2 points ago

She should give him a mint.

[–]baemey 1 point2 points ago

poke poke... poke poke... poke poke

[–]potato-pancakes 1 point2 points ago

This is definitely the red line in Chicago! too good.

[–]shadofx -1 points0 points ago

How i love repo- we fucking know!

[–]BokehBurgher 0 points1 point ago

It's almost like she's carefully assessing the stink to make sure it has all the necessary characteristics to make it a smelly ass. amirite?

[–]stormtide311 0 points1 point ago

what happens if he lets it "rip"

[–]bloodflart 0 points1 point ago

I went to SDCC this year and the trams are always super packed. It was 8 am and I heard a splash from behind me, thought someone dropped their drink. It was a huge black dude barfing up clear liquid + fruit. Kept going for five minutes and everyone spread away from him. He did it right in the middle of the aisle too, not near the window or anything.

[–]TheMandibles 1 point2 points ago

Dat crack. ( Y )

[–]overused-meme-alert 2 points3 points ago

Dat crack.

guuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrllllll

.

[–]moped_outlaw 0 points1 point ago

the guy shaves his ass, it probably doesnt even smell that bad

[–]cheesesauceboss 0 points1 point ago

I could talk about these things happening all day long, butt I digress.

[–]Tillhony 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because when something like that happens in public transportation the reaction is so deadpan. In a full subway everyone is facing each other yet no one makes eye contact, just stand there and make pretend that the door/ad/your phone is interesting.

[–]bloodguard 0 points1 point ago

If I had a pen I didn't mind losing I know exactly what I'd do.

[–]MapleSyrupJizz 1 point2 points ago

Red line from downtown to Wrigley? Some Classy motherfuckers can be spotted on that train.

[–]udoobu 1 point2 points ago

That's Chicago for ya!

[–]petedacook 1 point2 points ago

The pic is old. It is my ass. The woman in the pic put her briefcase in the seat next to her and I retaliated.

[–]SandmanGA 0 points1 point ago

I just LOVE the look of tunnel vision....

[–]naturalorange 0 points1 point ago

Her eye has gone rogue.

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

it'd be hilarious if he just farted and shit flew out in little chunks like in south park

[–]steakmane 0 points1 point ago

Never a dull moment on the CTA. Which line was this?

[–]ShootURIout64 0 points1 point ago

Throw transport down the well! So my country can be free!

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a shitty villain's torture chamber. Just a guy farting into a small, enclosed area for a long time.

[–]swmnln4 0 points1 point ago

BUTT

[–]bonerjohnson 0 points1 point ago

I hope he let one rip. I mean you got to in that situation right?

[–]M1dnight 0 points1 point ago

shits

[–]arachides 0 points1 point ago

This would be a perfect time for explosive diarrhea .

[–]KalebKJC94 0 points1 point ago

My god. This must be the tenth time I've seen this on the /r/funny homepage.

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

I would stab him with a tooth pick.

[–]ChurchAnDestroy 0 points1 point ago

She's hot. I'd turn around with my cock hanging out. Skeet skeet skeet all in her face and let it drip down dem glasses

[–]1001mission 0 points1 point ago

pfrrt.

[–]utsavman 0 points1 point ago

The dude has a belt but still this.

[–]QuantumRiot 0 points1 point ago

My first instinct was "draw a penis."

I might be a child at heart...

[–]2dollarb -1 points0 points ago

If there were no other people on the transport, would the derision still stand?

[–]InvaderSkoodge 0 points1 point ago

TTC is that you?

[–]spitdragon 0 points1 point ago

ahh shit, now i gotta watch the fifth element again.

[–]KaneFosterCharles 0 points1 point ago

She's so embarrassed, I'm so sorry for her, I want to eat her pussy

[–]Momma_knows223 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he just wanted her to put a quarter in there...

[–]canisdormit 0 points1 point ago

Shoulda pushed a pencil in there.

[–]thisistodd22 0 points1 point ago

Reddit to Tosh.0 blog and back to Reddit again.

This repost has come full circle.

[–]deec0rd 0 points1 point ago

Repost, new title.

[–]Rjschmitt0 1 point2 points ago

Must be the brown line

[–]laschupacabras 0 points1 point ago

She looks like that one sarcastic girl on that show I like.

[–]Veetz256[!] 0 points1 point ago

i can't find but there is a facebook page where it has all these pics

[–]LesEnfantsTerribles 0 points1 point ago

A new meaning to gloryholes

[–]lushiouslush 0 points1 point ago

I think my favorite part is his inability to use belt loops

[–]TuskedOdin 0 points1 point ago

Poor girl :(

[–]Rawsheeve 1 point2 points ago

repost.

[–]employedhipster 0 points1 point ago

Bixnoodles is on the EL, sees a guys buttcrack and doesn't say anything to the gent. Just snaps a picture for sweet sweet karma.

Good on you, Bixnoodles.

[–]PrepostrusRhinosrus 0 points1 point ago

That's not the type of NSFW I was hoping for...

[–]Jarakuda 1 point2 points ago

She's only a fart away from pink eye.

[–]cats_are_people_too 1 point2 points ago

Jimmy sees an exposed ass on the train. He fancies a wank. But not until he gets home. Good on you Jimmy.

[–]TheBaltimoron 0 points1 point ago

Funny how, if the situations were reversed, this picture would be totally different.

[–]the_people_must_know 0 points1 point ago

she is not impressed

[–]danguro 0 points1 point ago

Shannen?

[–]Counterkulture 0 points1 point ago

Get a bike, bitches.

You get in shape, and you don't have to deal with this type of shit every day. It's wonderful.

[–]theinfiniti 0 points1 point ago

People of the CTA, all right.

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

I hope to god that guy let a giant, broccoli and beer-fueled one rip right after this was taken......

[–]jbresna 0 points1 point ago

not sure if did this on purpose?... or just sagging?....

[–]DiscoTwoDisco 1 point2 points ago

Repost like a motherfucker.

[–]ateeist 0 points1 point ago

mufugen BIX NOOD

[–]dsr541 0 points1 point ago

This is so goddamn old.

[–]rubberloki 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to crack the window...

[–]EmperorDeda 0 points1 point ago

she's so happy

[–]jayco_88 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

Tickle his ass crack. That'll get him to move. It'll feel like a bug going down his ass crack or something.

[–]kakemot 0 points1 point ago

Fucking foreign women...

[–]Cardinalrock 0 points1 point ago

I'm have a paranoid parrot moment every time I end up in that spot due to that picture.

[–]Mrkickling 0 points1 point ago

She has an ass collection as well?

[–]MBSquared 0 points1 point ago

Poor girl, has a guy's ass in her face and a dude hovering over her taking photos of her.

[–]Googalyfrog 0 points1 point ago

the girl needs a pin

[–]vannucker 0 points1 point ago

I hope he farts

[–]Gergoes 0 points1 point ago

Either she has a lazy eyes, or is having the slyest geeze at that guys crack

[–]Hefeweize -1 points0 points ago

Lol u peasants

[–]ssmithmich -1 points0 points ago

[–]jarvispeen -1 points0 points ago

Your expression is priceless.

[–]Cynikal818 0 points1 point ago

its not OP. this pic has been reposted time and again

[–]illmtK -3 points-2 points ago

Why does OP have a problem with public transport? You're not the girl. Downvoted.

[–]replaysMike -2 points-1 points ago

Oh NYC...

[–]free2me_ipad -5 points-4 points ago

Stand up, lazy bint.

[–]argh_minecraft -3 points-2 points ago

Ah, this hasn't been re-posted for a while.

Fuck yeah cubs!

[–]TheWhiteFountain -3 points-2 points ago

She kind of looks like Rachael from Parks & Rec.