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I've heard it's the next Proactiv. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]wheatacres 19 points20 points ago

Stomach acid is probably an adequate substitute for salycilic acid.

[–]H3llo_People 5 points6 points ago

Maybe it's an acid peel, stomach acid is pretty low on the pH scale right?

[–]Mack488 1 point2 points ago

That's what I was thinking "Actually that might actually have some effect"

[–]jhutchi2 46 points47 points ago

Actually, this is just like Proactive. In that it doesn't get rid of your acne

[–]seedlesssoul 24 points25 points ago

At least the kids wont be wrong when they call you pizza face!!! Right? Right? Guys?

Ah, I'm done here.

[–]CDub03 57 points58 points ago

I literally just said "What the fuck." Guess you did your job. Well done.

[–]Armstrong21 11 points12 points ago

I prefer to smear shit all over my face

[–]SMEARS_SHIT_ON_FACE 64 points65 points ago

As do I sir, as do I.

[–]AncestralTuna 12 points13 points ago

Redditor for 74 days. Everything checks out, have a good day.

[–]mikeybhoy1986 2 points3 points ago

this guy did. In one of their early video's he was on the banks of a river in just his boxers, pulled them down, shat in his hand, and after laughing about it for a while, threw his hand towards his face with obvious consequences

[–]kezeran 1 point2 points ago

Where can i see this?

[–]mikeybhoy1986 2 points3 points ago

I used to have the video, it was called Pritchard vs Dainton, and was from the late 1990's maybe early 2000's, but i cant find it online anymore.

This is alot of his stuff, but not the video I was talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T34KfDtTBMk

[–]Indieosa 2 points3 points ago

They were a welsh 'jackass' called dirty Sanchez. It was an MTV show, there was a movie as well. They were pretty extreme but damn funny

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I like to mix the two togther and throw in some chili powder just so my eyes suffer too.

[–]InexplicableOptimism 1 point2 points ago

Good, good. It's nice when everyone gets what they came for!

[–]Calackyo 20 points21 points ago

Ahh, dirty sanchez, my favourite bit is from the first or second episode where they put gaffer tape on panchos mouth and then gaffer tape a dildo to each hand all while he is asleep.

[–]KGlitz 5 points6 points ago

What show is this?

[–]tittyfister69 5 points6 points ago

Dirty Sanchez or Team Sanchez as it's known in the US.

[–]Calackyo 0 points1 point ago

Dirty Sanchez.

[–]dullgoldheart 4 points5 points ago

That bit is hilarious haha. I love dirty sanchez. The worst bit for me is when they stupidly decide to staple gun their balls to the kitchen counter. Truly balls of steel.

[–]Hu_dat 2 points3 points ago

Argh what? No......

[–]Araneatrox 9 points10 points ago

Anything with pancho is complete gold. That man is a strange but funny fellow

[–]Villainsoft 2 points3 points ago

The "spunk challenge" from the dvd extras is by far worse than this. Pancho aka Spunk Chops.

[–]barney1610 2 points3 points ago

I still remember watching the first VHS they brought out before they were famous called Pritchard VS Dainton and absolutely crying with laughter! I'd never seen anything like this before, it made jackass look timid. When Dan Joyce (the guy in the gif) goes to McDonald's, asks for 2 ice creams and just plants them on his face straight away was just genius :D

[–]mestex 2 points3 points ago

The spinning bmx wheel and friction burnt baw sacs was the first episode I saw. Made Jackass look really tame! 7 Deadly Sins was a kick ass film.

[–]Indieosa 1 point2 points ago

Pancho with the D lock around his head was great, especially when he had to wait for pritchard to shit out the key

[–]gueriLLaPunK 10 points11 points ago

I've done this.

And by I've done this, I mean that I was sitting in the back seat of my own car and needed to throw up, but my window didn't roll down fast enough so I threw up on my window and it ricocheted back onto my face.

I didn't even give my friend, the driver, any warning.

He pulled over and I opened the door and continued to yak. I still had spaghetti covering my face from the initial yakkage.

[–]Leroytirebiter 2 points3 points ago

now, imagine of you had opened the window, and got hot, chunky vomit thrown back at your face at 40 mph

[–]Calackyo 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/HkVpB.gif

[–]synicalx1 1 point2 points ago

Oh jesus....

[–]Xavion_Zenovka 5 points6 points ago

1.insert finger 2. dispense facial cream 3. apply directly to the face

[–]BigGreenGhost 6 points7 points ago

Vomit. Apply directly to the face. Vomit. Apply directly to the face.

[–]quantiplex 3 points4 points ago

wat

[–]billsang1 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, I was eating.

[–]Yesod 9 points10 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/gQ5UE.jpg

[–]ginjaninja97 12 points13 points ago

.jpg

something isn't quite right here...

[–]wtf_ffs 9 points10 points ago

insert standard discussion of file extensions on imgur

[–]ginjaninja97 2 points3 points ago

Please do, thats pretty confusing to me

[–]wtf_ffs 4 points5 points ago

imgur changes most image file formats to .jpg -- however, your computer/browser reads the file header information and is all like 'oh, thar be a gif matey!' - and voila, animootion. yar.

[–]evolon 2 points3 points ago

This here be the best explanation of file types and imgur ever, yarrrr.

[–]ginjaninja97 1 point2 points ago

Why is everything so much easier to understand when said by a swashbuckling pirate?

[–]HiddenText 1 point2 points ago

They've done worse.

[–]ladyjtmb 2 points3 points ago

All I can say is wtf

[–]avocadotoggle 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting semen.

[–]Shadax 2 points3 points ago

disgustedclinteastwood.gif

[–]SMEARS_SHIT_ON_FACE 2 points3 points ago

Come on man.

[–]Grimsonite 2 points3 points ago

You know you're not so different too mr.SMEARS_SHIT_ON_FACE.

[–]oneleginthebucket 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the warning, i'm eating lunch. Also who the fuck is this idiot? Nm i don't want to know...

[–]blackLe 0 points1 point ago

i....i just had to look at the comments for this

this actually made me say "wtf"

good job

[–]moltvic 1 point2 points ago

Yeah it's Dan Joyce. I loved Dirty Sanchez. Pritchard and Dainton Get High was good too.

[–]halftone84 2 points3 points ago

While it loaded and stayed on the first frame I had no idea who it was, then I watched it and went "yep, dan Joyce"

[–]MagnusExcelsior 1 point2 points ago

It's true. I saw Katy Perry doing it.

[–]Suiatsu 1 point2 points ago

mmmmm puke in your eyes.

[–]ZEbbEDY 1 point2 points ago

ugh!

[–]Military_wakata 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck did I think it said "the next pikachu"

[–]khavyer 1 point2 points ago

right on my breakfast.

THANKS WTF

thanks me for reading wtf on my breakfast

[–]WaterfallFiend 1 point2 points ago

I'm hungover at work and this just made me run to the bathroom to vomit!

[–]Gorrn 1 point2 points ago

Ahh Dirty Sanchez, not seen much of that on Reddit actually...

[–]twistedPlot 1 point2 points ago

Plot Twist: http://reversegif.com/m26 He actually cries vomit.

[–]arbottoms86 1 point2 points ago

...wow...he really likes his puke...

[–]k1dult 1 point2 points ago

I love dirty sanchez, had two of the boys on stage at a club local to me, so hilarious.

[–]cstyves 1 point2 points ago

Source !? Gonna...puke...

[–]beastmanrules2 0 points1 point ago

this is dan joyce from dirty sanchez

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T34KfDtTBMk

[–]CoochMuffler 1 point2 points ago

I didn't say wtf, but I did say "What the!" and started to laugh. Well done.

[–]brando804 0 points1 point ago

Loving the Palahniuk reference in OP's username.

[–]danny-flip 0 points1 point ago

Lmmmaaaooo

[–]Mittimer 0 points1 point ago

Your name is just too perfect for this.

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