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[–]jt32470 74 points75 points ago

[–]sp00kyd00m 39 points40 points ago

hahahha yes!

when the little girl sat down i was like "oh ozzy, please dont just scream at the little girl.."

and then, a polite "'ello!"

beautiful. class act.

[–]Kowzorz 9 points10 points ago

That was hilarious.

[–]ElAyDubleZee 2 points3 points ago

"BYEEEW!!"

[–]gator_bites 34 points35 points ago

I don't see how he wasn't shaking

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish 8 points9 points ago

Ativan...s...

[–]badboy850 8 points9 points ago

he's done so many drugs in his life he's virtually paralyzed.

[–]knightofmars[!] 1 point2 points ago

It's been awhile since I've seen video of him, but I remember watching his families reality show and he was always shaking.

[–]annoforlyf 1 point2 points ago

The shaking is because he has Parkinsons Syndrome, very similair to Parkinsons disease.

[–]durstand 8 points9 points ago

Get makeup put on you every night of every concert for nearly forty years and you should be pretty good at staying the fuck still.

[–]KawlN -4 points-3 points ago

I loved him in Kiss.

[–]spaceboy79 8 points9 points ago

Ozzy was on a prescribed drug for years that was actually fucking him up. The shaking and most of the unintelligible speech were bad reactions he was having to the drug.

Now that he's not taking it any more he doesn't have the shakes, is mostly understandable when he speaks and is, in general, much livelier.

edit: Oops, turns out it's actually a hereditary condition, but Ozzy was taking loads of unnecessary (prescribed) drugs and is now only on one. source

[–]Danisalwaysright 2 points3 points ago

I can't believe someone downvoted you for this great comment...

fuck you reddit, stay classy assholes.

[–]IvyGold 0 points1 point ago

That was probably the algorithm + perhaps a disgruntled Ozzy fan.

[–]macogle 20 points21 points ago

Quick, someone make Coco doing the same thing into a gif, so I can post it and reap the karma!

[–]kidintheshadows 13 points14 points ago

The unison South Korean girls were great. :P

[–]ElAyDubleZee 4 points5 points ago

I wish every speech I gave was in front of cute S. Korean girls.

[–]woopdeedoodoo 1 point2 points ago

How old were they?

Giggity.

[–]thebeardsman 4 points5 points ago

Never realized how awesome conan could be.

[–]Navevan 0 points1 point ago

There needs to be a .gif of the tear rolling down his cheek.

[–]kerdon 4 points5 points ago

Lol. I remember seein the vid ages ago. So funny. Ozzy's the man.

[–]L1M3 4 points5 points ago

I really wish at some point he had just slowly turned his head to a person sitting next to him. Definitely would have been the scariest thing ever, especially if there weren't many others in the area.

[–]BanPrionsa11 6 points7 points ago

That has to be the best gif on the Internet. Hilarious, my friend.

[–]masterchiefr75 2 points3 points ago

he reminds me of Geddy Lee.

[–]durstand 0 points1 point ago

It's the glasses. Well, that and the awesomeness.

[–]slimmtl 0 points1 point ago

bat breath

[–]Zappastuski 1 point2 points ago

How old is this?

[–]MeBeJack 0 points1 point ago

It had the new Red Dawn trailer as the advertisement. I don't know what to think about it

[–]TheArtofPolitik 0 points1 point ago

"Easiest million dollars I ever made" - Ozzy

[–]Chichi778 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how she didn't feel his body heat or pick up any scents.

[–]palmenator 0 points1 point ago

Kelly Rowland looks pretty scared there!

[–]youhavelobsterhands -1 points0 points ago

Between this and the conan full videos, these are the first reddit posts to ever make me cry laughing.

[–]judokalinker 0 points1 point ago

Not is this not only a repost, you posted the exact link that had already been used. I know this because the link was purple before I ever opened it. And going to the page shows comments from 4 months ago. I know karma whores are lazy, but this is sad. I'm sure you went to the direct image url to try to be sneaky too!

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse -5 points-4 points ago

Am I the only one who detects people's scents when they are within a few feet of me? Not perfume/BO, but regular scent.

[–]CupcakeAwesome 0 points1 point ago

Nope. I do too.