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If you can read this.. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]RICH_LITTLE 180 points181 points ago

Press "X" to flip vehicle.

[–]Sockpockets 79 points80 points ago

Press x to flip... wait what, how did you do that?

[–]TNine227 11 points12 points ago

It's RB in that game, isn't it?

[–]lordbunson 8 points9 points ago

Used to be 'x' before 360

[–]Libberator 1 point2 points ago

Before Reach actually

[–]TNine227 0 points1 point ago

But he was referencing the "flipped elephant" easter egg in Halo 3.

[–]FA-Hayek[S] 2 points3 points ago

It's RB when you play with Bumper Jumper, which was introduced in Halo 3.

[–]NamelessPurity 0 points1 point ago

You can change the button layout.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Tyrant718 35 points36 points ago

-_-

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 2 points3 points ago

Against my better judgment, I still hit send on that comment.

[–]RongRived 2 points3 points ago

Well I appreciated the Halo reference, here have a cookie.

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap. That's the most down votes I've ever gotten. I deserved it though. Sorry guys.

[–]AKineticTypographer 75 points76 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/35zHJ.gif

[–]ICantReadThis 19 points20 points ago

I broke the login barrier to upvote this.

[–]Jjunior130 5 points6 points ago

holy shit

[–]Randomacts 6 points7 points ago

You log out?

[–]huckasaurus 1 point2 points ago

Same here! Then I went to his profile and upvoted all of his other comments.

Just because I can.

[–]postive_scripting 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for encouraging useful content on Reddit. /sr

[–]you-faggot 1 point2 points ago

My understanding is that upvoting from the user page has the same effect as prayer. It gives the person doing it that warm glow of having done something, but it doesn't have any effect at all. I think they effect it by adding a fake downvote for each upvote so received.

/ gotta click through to the comments and try from there, mate

[–]CodenameDeadpool 2 points3 points ago

After Effects?

[–]smpx 3 points4 points ago

What do you use to make those so quickly?

[–]juggleknob 2 points3 points ago

greatest novelty account ever

[–]SkyeFire 14 points15 points ago

Nope.

Bumper Jumper

[–]EAT_MY_BUTT 48 points49 points ago

Someone really strong clearly has upside down vision. I bet the owner of that car is regretting that bumper sticker. Lesson learned.

[–]BuddyCo 10 points11 points ago

I wouldn't regret it at all. I used to have a smaller version of that decal on my first Jeep. The point of it is as you can see in the picture, flip the Jeep back over and be on your way.

Edit: upon further inspection, it may be missing it's front tire or axle. That could pose a problem.

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[–]duBiYou 1 point2 points ago

i dont understand....

[–]valupaq 41 points42 points ago

It's a jeep thing....you wouldn't understand

[–]myredditlogintoo 12 points13 points ago

I always wanted one that said "If you can read this, your Jeep flipped over".

[–]barcodescanner 5 points6 points ago

Where can I throw my money in exchange for this bumper sticker?

[–]skelly326 1 point2 points ago

Any local graphics shop, if you happen to be around the southern NH area, kellygraphics is your place :D

[–]barcodescanner 1 point2 points ago

I wish I were in NH right now. I bet the leaves are so pretty.

[–]yur_mom 1 point2 points ago

Not yet.

[–]spikedoctopus 0 points1 point ago

But autumn IS coming.

[–]skelly326 0 points1 point ago

They've started to change up north, everythings still green in the southern half though :(

[–]valupaq 0 points1 point ago

Love it!

[–]trixter192 11 points12 points ago

I'm in an offroad club (drive ac FJ). One guy had this on his jeep, and another guy simply has a giant "JEEP" written upside down on the back of his jeep. Also, you become an official member of the "turtle club" when you flip your vehicle upside down.

[–]StonedSuperhero 1 point2 points ago

... is that common when off roading? Or say... just on the road normally?

[–]trixter192 3 points4 points ago

There's different type of offroaders. Custom built buggys - yeah they go to extreme. Street legal beefed up Jeeps and Yotas, not so much.

[–]trixter192 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, misunderstood your questions. I find that jeeps are more common to be found flipped on regular roads, although "civilian" cars flipped are considered uncommon. Offroading is a totally different story. Especially those who do those massive hill climbs with custom buggies.

[–]StonedSuperhero 0 points1 point ago

ahh cool. Mostly curious because a jeep is high on my possible future vehicles list, and Id rather not flip it and injure/kill myself/my dogs.

[–]SwedishChef727 53 points54 points ago

Is he getting a ticket just for being Australian?!

[–]elephantx 21 points22 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/UUkdL.gif

[–]AdmiralSkippy 3 points4 points ago

What's that from?

[–]elephantx 2 points3 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Plus_8

[–]AdmiralSkippy 9 points10 points ago

...How disappointing.

[–]pieguyfly 0 points1 point ago

Jon and Kate plus 8.

[–]Professional_Asshat 37 points38 points ago

˙ʇunɔ ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ

[–]ontopic 5 points6 points ago

Why do I always get stuck fucking the "off cunt" can't I ever fuck the mousy one or the serious one, or god forbid the busty dim one.

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 2 points3 points ago

He wasn't even talking to you.

[–]CongratsYoureADick 1 point2 points ago

Hi-o

[–]EAT_MY_BUTT 0 points1 point ago

But I'm talking to you.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus -2 points-1 points ago

Or Soviet Russian?

[–]jensenw 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if from joe-ks.com or sinn-frei.com

[–]HotRodJoe 1 point2 points ago

You guys do know that's what they do for off road vehicles right? especially the ones with a high center of gravity.

[–]InsaneDrunkenAngel 3 points4 points ago

"They said I was crazy, told me that sticker would never come in handy...I sure showed them!!!"

[–]omeyy 3 points4 points ago

"license and registration please...what do you mean you can't reach it?"

[–]Novatism 5 points6 points ago

There's only one man responsible for this incident. http://imgur.com/ID6GW

[–]ediks 10 points11 points ago

Not so funny now is it?

[–]mooseman182 29 points30 points ago

As a jeep driver, this is pretty funny.

[–]valupaq 10 points11 points ago

::Waves out window::

[–]mooseman182 11 points12 points ago

::Waves back and casually tilts head::

[–]nikissupersexy 11 points12 points ago

::Drives by in his jeep, but awkwardly does nothing, because of introverted nature::

[–]AllDownHillFromHere 11 points12 points ago

::See Wrangler Unlimited and refuses to acknowledge presence::

[–]gijane480 7 points8 points ago

:: drives by in Land Rover shudders There but for the grace of God....

[–]weatherbys 1 point2 points ago

I drove nothing but Wranglers for 10 years, had kids and bought a Land Rover. I still give the jeep sign and yell "ITS NOT A FUCKING MINIVAN".

[–]TechnologyFetish 1 point2 points ago

::Honk honk!::

[–]7deadlycolanders 1 point2 points ago

::Bep Bep::

[–]Maxpayne5th -1 points0 points ago

::BEEP BEP::

[–]Newgeta 1 point2 points ago

1 handed jeep wave

[–]mooseman182 0 points1 point ago

2 handed jeep wave.

[–]WordOfGav -1 points0 points ago

1 finger salute

"Get off my lawn, you crazy kids!"

[–]RadioDolphin117 1 point2 points ago

::Responds to both waves::

[–]Se7en_speed 0 points1 point ago

well consider that the jeep looks perfectly fine, yeah it's funny

[–]human_gs -3 points-2 points ago

you do realize this is probably shopped right?

[–]keevie 0 points1 point ago

I guess someone could read upside down.

[–]anacche 0 points1 point ago

Well, you read the sticker, don't just stand there laughing and taking pictures!

[–]aParkedCar 0 points1 point ago

Harder to find a jeep without this written on it somewhere. Most who have it don't 4wheel ether.

[–]_That_One_Guy_ -2 points-1 points ago

I don't have that sticker on mine. I almost rolled flipped it off-road one day and was panicking. What if I had flipped it, and no one knew they were supposed to help me flip it back over?

[–]Alawadi1993 0 points1 point ago

Something tells me that he knew this was coming, I can't quite put my finger on it though....

[–]TechnologyFetish 0 points1 point ago

That's a jeep. It's got a roll cage specifically for that reason (although it was probably expected it would roll when off road). I bet you the engine is flooded and other than that it's fine.

[–]godin_sdxt -1 points0 points ago

You could install a roll cage, or you could make vehicles that aren't top heavy as fuck.

[–]TechnologyFetish 1 point2 points ago

It's top heavy because of how far it can articulate and how high the suspension is. Jeeps are not designed to corner quickly. Hell they're barely designed for the road.

[–]slip-shot 2 points3 points ago

You could but then* you wouldn't get as far off road

[–]killer4u77 0 points1 point ago

This picture is almost as old as I am.

[–]wkrausmann 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I've seen this bumper sticker in practice.

[–]kdanger 0 points1 point ago

Porter County, IN. Grew up there :)

[–]winemaster 2 points3 points ago

"I picked a bad day to buy all this mustard."

[–]PBManning -1 points0 points ago

Pure. Undiluted. Serendipity.

[–]Qumbo -1 points0 points ago

Next time I see a car like that I want to flip it over and if someone confronts me about it I'd be like "What? I can read upside down, and the sticker says if I can read it to flip it over."

[–]lostxfreakx42 -1 points0 points ago

My old neighbours (old as in they no longer are my neighbours) used to have a horribly souped up yellow Jeep. On the bumper it said, upside down, "If you can read this, HELP!!!"

[–]thecoldedge -1 points0 points ago

that officer is clearly not doing what is politely being requested from the vehicle. i mean how many times do distress call get sent from cars?

[–]broadcast4444 -1 points0 points ago

Is this common with lifted-jeeps? I almost bought one last year but decided against it when I saw how it steered. It was pretty cool to see above minivans though.

[–]commandx -1 points0 points ago

Well yes and no, if something goes wrong they can flip on a normal road. But if nothing goes wrong they shouldn't just randomly flip over without driver stupidity.

I lifted one and drive it everyday, interesting handling sure but I manage. Still take corners at 25, but I upped the swaybars while I was at it.

[–]IveGotAFork -1 points0 points ago

It looks shopped >.>

[–]MalloryTaylor -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad he thought ahead just in case this situation came up.

[–]rebelreligion -1 points0 points ago

With that short wheel base and high set he was just tempting fate to put that on there.

[–]jeffreythomasc -1 points0 points ago

I'm wondering what that green stuff is on the window. Did the person shit themselves on impact?

[–]PureMDC -1 points0 points ago

It was bound to happen people, I'm just happy there were camera's.

[–]behan -1 points0 points ago

I see these signs all the time and have been dying to see something like this AAAHHHHAHAHAHA!

[–]Animal89 -1 points0 points ago

meanwhile inside......brains everywhere.

[–]noln_krbe -1 points0 points ago

This morning on the radio they were talking about the funniest bumper stickers people have seen and a lady called in describing this picture. Small world...

[–]Traherne -1 points0 points ago

Years ago, my father used to autocross cars. One entrant had a Corvair. On the underside of the chassis was painted "Nader was right."

[–]koolkeith987 -1 points0 points ago

So he was anticipating it?

[–]Humansteaks03 -1 points0 points ago

Did you really just now get this joke?

[–]zapatocaviar -1 points0 points ago

When you put that on, you really don't think you're going to get to use it...

[–]fiftyfifth -1 points0 points ago

It was bound to happen eventually.

[–]vvvvvv -1 points0 points ago

I haven't seen a single comment concerned with the well being of the driver or passengers.

[–]n2tjx -1 points0 points ago

Ahh jeepers. Got to love the stock spare. Bigger tires, but too cheap to buy five of them.

[–]ummad123 -1 points0 points ago

did this guy already knows that his car going to crash

[–]Langly- -1 points0 points ago

I saw someone who had done that once, but they did it wrong, the letters when rightside up would have been backwards if it were rolled.

[–]csalazarfilm -1 points0 points ago

JEEP!

[–]RealAnthonyL -1 points0 points ago

I once had to flip a jeep to reed a similar vinyl sticker.

[–]molkhal -1 points0 points ago

Was that cop writing him a ticket?

[–]Thewolf421 -1 points0 points ago

I upvoted this in r/new. Now it's here. :D

[–]Ske3t -1 points0 points ago

Did anyone else noticed the flip car is getting a ticket .......?

[–]GoldenGangsta66 0 points1 point ago

Or write me a ticket.

[–]THcB -2 points-1 points ago

If you can read this it's a repost.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 2 points3 points ago

If you can read this, you're wasting too much time on the internet and should really get to the work you need to do for your job/class/next day's fap.

[–]THcB 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha! Yeah, good point.

[–]Mazgelis626 6 points7 points ago

I haven't seen it, many haven't. I'm sure you've laughed at a repost.

[–]johnnyFyeah -1 points0 points ago

Ok, but not before I write you this ticket for parking upside-down..

[–]D2_Smurf -1 points0 points ago

Certainly, the driver needs to be ticketed before he is given any medical attention....

[–]zacman70 5 points6 points ago

"He"? I doubt it.

[–]SitnaltaPhix -1 points0 points ago

Why is nobody doing what the bumper sticker says?

[–]nebu7777 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

title comnts points age /r/
Do You Think Its Still Funny? 222coms 826pts 11mos pics
If you can read this, turn me over. 3coms 63pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]FA-Hayek[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Haaa !! I got more karma than the others, in your face!

Also, I don't understand why Reddit doesn't always warn me when it is a repost. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. Oo

[–]Mustaka 0 points1 point ago

downvoting every comment now

[–]Mustaka 0 points1 point ago

look at all those zeros bitch

[–]Physiogonomik 1 point2 points ago

Have you tried switching the engine off then on?

[–]vitorizzo -2 points-1 points ago

Master Chief could have flipped this back over without even touching it

[–]sweetsweetcoffee -3 points-2 points ago

Dead

Not so cute now...

[–]Thewolf421 -5 points-4 points ago

This is good, I like this. Have an upvote.

[–]seeteethree 0 points1 point ago

Preparation. That's the key.

[–]wesje4001 -3 points-2 points ago

Wow, good thing there is instructions on that jeep.

[–]DNAsly -3 points-2 points ago

Not true at all. Cops can give you tickets while you're sitting in jail. No reason to give that ticket and not save the person and look like a hero.

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