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[–]mikeleezys 58 points59 points ago

memento 2: The later years

[–]PTCruisin 6 points7 points ago

JOHN G RAPED AND MURDERED MY WIFE

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 8 points9 points ago

how do you grape someone?

[–]edomccabe 1 point2 points ago

Wow. Simultaneously horrified and amused. Hilarious.

[–]Keyserchief 5 points6 points ago

you tie them to the radiator

[–]HurriKaneDeck 0 points1 point ago

Few comments have made me laugh this hard. Thank you.

[–]milk_fat 33 points34 points ago

Damn Jazzy, you got me again. I will always upvote SWC

[–]amward6 5 points6 points ago

Pizza, pizza, pizza!

[–]ignignokt6 0 points1 point ago

I'm havin' chicken snatch-a-tori!

[–]CletusHemingway 5 points6 points ago

"Charlie Parker once said to me, 'Jazzy, shut up and get me some heroin!'"

[–]joannamon 2 points3 points ago

Man I'm thirsty... I'm gonna go get a hot dog.

[–]OnyxBlackmanSays 4 points5 points ago

Can I have some love?

[–]milk_fat 0 points1 point ago

Show me some dance moves first!

[–]OnyxBlackmanSays 4 points5 points ago

[–]milk_fat 0 points1 point ago

Yes sir. Upvotes on the house!

[–]samuraichikx 0 points1 point ago

I could watch Stephen Colbert dance all day.

[–]donwhitman 5 points6 points ago

As someone who has had a shity day and watches Strangers with Candy at least once a week I can say this post truly made my day. Thank you. I am also going to watch this episode now.

[–]nickminunni 6 points7 points ago

So hot, want to touch the hiney

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[–]nickminunni 10 points11 points ago

Clearly this guy doesn't like old Adam Sandler movies

[–]missgonzo 2 points3 points ago

I forgot this existed.

Thank you.

[–]dick_assman 4 points5 points ago

Where is this from?

[–]iliketurtl3s 4 points5 points ago

strangers with candy

[–]salisburymistake 2 points3 points ago

Dammit, Shamus, my toys are not your playthings!

[–]Mysterious-Stranger -1 points0 points ago

Seen it a million times. Still funny.

[–]LtPwner 4 points5 points ago

How I feel going back to college at 23...

[–]slyf 15 points16 points ago

23 eh? You are a real oldtimer

[–]ghostbackwards 4 points5 points ago

Wha?

[–]ThatWeirdNewGuy 2 points3 points ago

...you're not that old

[–]LtPwner 0 points1 point ago

However they are pretty damn young.

[–]ThatWeirdNewGuy 0 points1 point ago

relatively

[–]WhoHasntSeenStarWars 0 points1 point ago

You know people can live to over a hundred right?

[–]LtPwner 0 points1 point ago

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

[–]RICH_LITTLE 2 points3 points ago

Strangers with candy, right?

[–]JabbrWockey 1 point2 points ago

Aren't you that guy who only reposts top comments?

Edit: yep. yep 2.

[–]_dontreadthis 0 points1 point ago

...but...geoffrey...

[–]BaconIsFrance -1 points0 points ago

"Jazzy, shut up and give me some heroine." -Charlie Parker

[–]katchison02 0 points1 point ago

This is how people who criticize victims in rape cases view men.

[–]hunter2thompson 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for reminding me about this ancient gif.

[–]zadien28 -1 points0 points ago

I read his hand in an Indian voice. Am I racist?

[–]nowigetnude 0 points1 point ago

The golden rule: don't touch the clowns, let the clowns touch you

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

If i haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[–]Kyle-Overstreet 0 points1 point ago

Why did you spread those vicious lies?

Cause you wouldn't spread those vicious thighs.

[–]Pella86 0 points1 point ago

I need to write don't touch your penis

[–]Skybakery89 0 points1 point ago

I love Strangers with Candy.

"I remember the time Charlie Parker said to me, "Jazzy... Gimme some heroin... Yeah."

[–]clintmccool 0 points1 point ago

Maybe we could just try to make it one week without having this thing get reposted.

[–]I-hate-reposts 0 points1 point ago

Reposting on your cake day? FOR SHAME!

[–]JayRages 0 points1 point ago

days since last repost of gif
   28

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages -1 points0 points ago

See, THIS is how you repost. I haven't seen this shit in years.

[–]Nick700 7 points8 points ago

I have, multiple times actually.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 0 points1 point ago

Spend less time on the internet.

[–]mattymck -5 points-4 points ago

[–]IAMAcat_AMA 12 points13 points ago

There's a reason why whining about reposts is against reddiquite but reposting isn't: the whining is more annoying than the repost.

[–]konayuki27 19 points20 points ago

" Please don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote."

Sorry, But I haven't seen that .gif till now :/

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages -1 points0 points ago

Sorry, but it's getting really bad lately.

This particular repost isn't so bad, but it's just one of dozens today in /r/funny.

[–]ShonenBatto 6 points7 points ago

Usually seeing reposts is an indication that you're spending too much time on the internet. I'm saying this from experience.

[–]mattymck 1 point2 points ago

too much time on the internet

try sifting through /new

[–]Uitklapstoel[S] 9 points10 points ago

Ah, last most upvoted one is 10 months ago, so for alot of people this wil be refreshing and nice to see. =]