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[–]graymachine 161 points162 points ago

Actually, this is a fox that locates critters with its hearing. Pretty amazing. Not sure if he likes anal, though.

[–]cant_program 77 points78 points ago

I'm pretty sure he loves it.

[–]mouseknuckle 24 points25 points ago

And suddenly, I have to check if I accidentally wandered into /r/yiff

[–]poozank 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, why did I click that.

[–]Lord_Vinton 6 points7 points ago

Haha. I like the way you think...

[–]JohnAdamZiolkowski 6 points7 points ago

That link is purple for me. I am satisfied~

[–]leicanthrope 3 points4 points ago

I'll bet.

[–]TheExit148 0 points1 point ago

Why did I click that... You've all been warned.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

don't lie to me, no one "accidentally" wanders into that hellhole

[–]TrololoFace -1 points0 points ago

NOPE

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 1 point2 points ago

I like this subreddit

[–]OrangeBeard 15 points16 points ago

[–]NotThisGuy 1 point2 points ago

That is freaking amazing.

[–]awesomeme99 1 point2 points ago

And then with the magnetic pole shift, OHHH DAYUM.

[–]dustyjuicebox 1 point2 points ago

Actually the shift wouldn't effect the fox since it just needs to face a certain direction. The direction it faces would be the only thing effected.

[–]WhiteGuyThatCantJump 4 points5 points ago

And this particular clip was filmed in Yellowstone and featured on many of the recent documentaries that have been created about Yellowstone National Park.

[–]dschotthoefer 1 point2 points ago

I love in Bozeman. The park is like a natural Disneyland. Fucking amazing year round.

[–]dschotthoefer 0 points1 point ago

Love = live

[–]enjoime33 1 point2 points ago

Everybody loves anal, and Raymond, but mostly anal.

[–]free_hugs_or_buttSex 1 point2 points ago

brb, gonna do some SCIENCE.

[–]mobfather 30 points31 points ago

If it's your first time, you should try something smaller. Like a hamster.

[–]Doofie27 16 points17 points ago

Thanks for the tip, Richard Gere.

[–]ARottenPear 16 points17 points ago

Just the tip, Richard Gere.

[–]ragamufin 101 points102 points ago

You are gonna have a VERY angry partner if you take that approach...

[–]capt_ishmael 2 points3 points ago

I am not sure if the fox is the male of female. It looks like it may be the female changing her mind real fast.

[–]Battletooth 18 points19 points ago

I'm roughly 100% sure that the fox is a symbol for a penis and the snow is the ass. You have to really try to look at it differently to get your definition.

[–]WeenTip 0 points1 point ago

thats how i see it too... like she wanted to do it at first then as soon as it started she wanted out lol i feel like those that downvoted you have never actually been in this situation

[–]parksuck 10 points11 points ago

You were a fox?

[–]WeenTip 11 points12 points ago

Still am

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

do you actually believe that?

[–]Draculix -1 points0 points ago

You know, I thought the fox represented the female too, but a lot of people think it represents the male and I'm curious.

Let's tally up everyone, upvote this comment if you thought it the fox was the girl, downvote if you thought a boy.

[–]downvote_allmy_posts 48 points49 points ago

[–]smashedsaturn 11 points12 points ago

what is this...?

[–]LightishRedFloyd 20 points21 points ago

That's from a hentai called "Foxy Nudes", epidosde 2, 23:55 in my link. Couldn't find a stream of episode 2 with English subtitles before apathy started to set in.

Episode 1
Episode 2

Happy fapping/schlicking.

[–]preparanoid 1 point2 points ago

Thank you and here is a comment so I can find this later.

[–]CoolCat90 41 points42 points ago

That's the power of Pinesol, baby.

[–]Battletooth 7 points8 points ago

That's the poop chute, my friend.

[–]knightofmars 2 points3 points ago

The best kind of chute.

[–]smashedsaturn 2 points3 points ago

i think that was obvious, but i was wondering where in the world is carmen sandiago where this gif came from

[–]Jakeman52 -2 points-1 points ago

Indeed.

[–]renegadeofunk 0 points1 point ago

Did that accidentally, once. Woops.

[–]WGAF_About_Karma 1 point2 points ago

What in the literal fuck?

[–]knock_blocks 49 points50 points ago

A jumping start - that's what I was missing..

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 14 points15 points ago

Gotta use a bicycle to build up speed.

[–]free_hugs_or_buttSex 2 points3 points ago

Or a slip 'n slide on a large hill.

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA -2 points-1 points ago

Don't forget your helmet.

Wouldn't wanna crack your dick head.

[–]JaFFsTer 16 points17 points ago

The real question is, is the fox recoiling from backing up onto the dick, or is he the dick diving in balls deep?

[–]scdozer435 13 points14 points ago

Yes.

[–]DerNarwhalFreitag 3 points4 points ago

Both.

[–]PfhorHunter 2 points3 points ago

All three.

[–]FluffyLion 17 points18 points ago

If this was how you tried your first time... it was probably also your last.

[–]angiev02 8 points9 points ago

Someone needs to explain this to my ex

[–]puravida1024 116 points117 points ago

[–]hollander93 23 points24 points ago

Oh so creepy...

[–]canthidecomments 6 points7 points ago

Also ... that's the wrong head you're using.

[–]Ubaralook 0 points1 point ago

It's like he's staring into my very soul...

[–]BnScarpia 10 points11 points ago

Poor girl.

[–]libtech44 13 points14 points ago

Who said girl?

[–]onion_cutting_champ 38 points39 points ago

Poor girl.

He did.

[–]Almustafa 3 points4 points ago

Who said he's a he?

[–]CannibalBanana 3 points4 points ago

Fucking fine then: thon

[–]IrishPub 19 points20 points ago

Never go ass to mouth.

[–]Welcometomyrapecave 16 points17 points ago

What about bass to trout?

[–]IrishPub 9 points10 points ago

Acceptable.

[–]Ubaralook 1 point2 points ago

Bass to mouth?

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

ass to trout?

[–]Makes 10 points11 points ago

You've never gone ass to mouth?

[–]jtroeh00 11 points12 points ago

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

[–]Seyla 5 points6 points ago

I knew it.

[–]Makes 0 points1 point ago

Bahaha, yes!

[–]Nikorrus 0 points1 point ago

Never go ass to mouth...

[–]IrishPub 3 points4 points ago

I thought about it once, but I just wasn't horny enough to follow through with it.

[–]TheMocoMan 53 points54 points ago

[–]rivalxshowxtime 23 points24 points ago

Words of advice... That's the wrong head.

[–]hi_imryan 3 points4 points ago

words of advice: the fox loves anal.

[–]CannibalBanana 6 points7 points ago

Wrong? Or right...

No... Never mind. That's definitely the wrong head.

[–]handofblood 27 points28 points ago

Q: How is a woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery? A: Sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it.

[–]CannibalBanana 9 points10 points ago

Lolwut

[–]Haygrid -4 points-3 points ago

Couldn't be more true.

[–]Mjolnirium 14 points15 points ago

Where's ANAL_QUEEN when you need her?

[–]SINGING_ANUS 5 points6 points ago

Hmm.

[–]Ubaralook 2 points3 points ago

Shhh! No! Let us not summon that creature. Let it sleep in the darkness upon which it lurks.

[–]happylurker 5 points6 points ago

Are you the fox or the ground?

[–]rasatm 6 points7 points ago

[–]whatnoreally 8 points9 points ago

if you can just dive right in, id say it was NOT her first time doing anal.

[–]Sommiel 2 points3 points ago

Who says it was a her?

[–]whatnoreally 3 points4 points ago

if hes* taking it then shes* the woman of the whole operation.

[–]Nisas 6 points7 points ago

I still don't get this whole "Whoever is on the bottom is 'the woman'." thing. Can't a guy enjoy such an act without being told by everyone that they've suddenly switched genders or sexualities?

[–]whatnoreally 0 points1 point ago

whos on top is irrelevant to who is taking or giving... but it depends on the couple and bed (leg height and bed firmness) in my experience. i know how i like it and i know how she likes it, its good that way. if it works for u it works for u. of course i like to switch it up every now and then too

[–]Nisas 3 points4 points ago

"on the bottom" was a euphemism for "on the submissive side" or "being penetrated" or "receiving" etc.

My point being that a straight man can't enjoy receiving anal in our culture without being labeled as a woman, gay, or both.

[–]Punkgoblin 4 points5 points ago

Protip: Do not try to remove anal beads like you're starting a lawnmower.

[–]DaeFF 22 points23 points ago

[–]Epsilon2420 9 points10 points ago

What in hell did I just watch?

[–]KernelD 5 points6 points ago

For those who are confused, a similar fox appears in the video at about 47s.

[–]bioharzard 7 points8 points ago

BEELZEBUB HIMSELF WILL FEAR THE BAGGER 288! BAGGER 288! BAGGER 288! BAGGER 288!

[–]Eluriel 2 points3 points ago

Pow! Right in the nostalgia! puts on a loop and dances around like an idiot

[–]deck65 1 point2 points ago

Why did I just watch all of that?

[–]Hexallium 0 points1 point ago

The fuck...?

[–]Devon64327 7 points8 points ago

Was anyone else expecting the fox to be the anus?

[–]TremendousPete 3 points4 points ago

I could be wrong, but I don't think you are supposed to go in head first.

[–]soulblade64 0 points1 point ago

How would you do it, balls first?... or is it bent so you can go shaft first?

[–]fapmasterjay 2 points3 points ago

Did it hurt?

[–]V_for_VinceVega 2 points3 points ago

Posted identical gif+caption to reactiongifs a few months ago. Glad to see you made it past the knights.

[–]JeffTAC4 1 point2 points ago

To be honest, yours was better.

[–]V_for_VinceVega 0 points1 point ago

hah, thanks

[–]Zondraxor 0 points1 point ago

It is funniest if you see the fox as the girl/catcher.

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 2 points3 points ago

You put your head and arms in her anus shoulder deep?

[–]sephferguson -1 points0 points ago

That documentary is amazing, such beautiful imagery.

[–]yingking0203 3 points4 points ago

Another cute thing ruined... thank you, reddit.

[–]mica720 2 points3 points ago

As a gay man i agree.

[–]Xervicx 0 points1 point ago

I'm... not really sure what kind of anal metaphor this gif is expressing.

[–]Heyheyheyabby135 2 points3 points ago

I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it

[–]nukulr 10 points11 points ago

Stopping this pun thread before it starts.

[–]mushie01 2 points3 points ago

Show's over guys, the fun police are here.

[–]WGAF_About_Karma 4 points5 points ago

Tell 'em to take this pun thread and shove it up their ass!

[–]Nisas 3 points4 points ago

Way to get to the bottom of this issue. You really thrusted it home.

[–]TheMieberlake 0 points1 point ago

That pun.... was pretty bad.

[–]gr33km3ist3r 1 point2 points ago

you tried anal with mother earth dressed like a fox?

[–]feezyduck 1 point2 points ago

At least you got the head in

[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point ago

on yourself?

[–]nutsacajewea 1 point2 points ago

Head first? Man mode engaged

[–]argo15 1 point2 points ago

[–]ConkersPlayer 1 point2 points ago

Wtf just happened? I got a fox gif and then anime?

[–]moviealien 1 point2 points ago

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy brown eye.

[–]redditory_kyle 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter had sex!

[–]ryan_the_man_man 1 point2 points ago

If your first time trying anal was last night, then we share a first anal time day. We should celebrate anal birthdays from now on!

[–]bobk2 0 points1 point ago

What a fox!

[–]crazygadgeteer 0 points1 point ago

Firefox has crashed...

[–]CotST 0 points1 point ago

You're not supposed to do it head first

[–]asleeplessmalice 0 points1 point ago

That is one of the most accurate analogous gifs I've ever seen.

[–]Aviri 0 points1 point ago

I kinda found anal over-rated, the hole was too tight for it to be enjoyable.

[–]TheMieberlake 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if the gif is describing the reaction, or how you do it.

[–]Komshiya 0 points1 point ago

You went head first?

[–]mwheeler 0 points1 point ago

[–]ItHurtsWhenIPoo 0 points1 point ago

He try to be ostrich so hard!

[–]Proto_tw 0 points1 point ago

ok, that one got me.. Fuuuunnyy

[–]AVerbalAffair 0 points1 point ago

[–]mountainmafia 1 point2 points ago

Just jumped right in I see.

[–]MyBestFriendisWhite -1 points0 points ago

this needs to be much, much higher on the front page

[–]Shana_H 0 points1 point ago

And never again....

[–]CanadianGuy116 0 points1 point ago

I think you're doing it wrong

[–]besidesthat 1 point2 points ago

From what I've seen, it just goes right in no problem?