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When I ask a girl on a date and she doesn't respond (i.imgur.com)

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[–]HughJasshole 41 points42 points ago

What do you mean she doesn't respond? Please don't tell me you ask girls out by text...

[–]simkessy 12 points13 points ago

Wow, I've been making huge mistakes

[–]irving_zissmann -4 points-3 points ago

This is a repost

[–]Lobo2ffs[S] 36 points37 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/z7o1B.gif (I did ask her out in person)

[–]OffCreep 11 points12 points ago

upvote for Incontrol.

[–]OxidizedBovine 2 points3 points ago

is this starcraft 2 player incontrol? I've never seen him in person.

[–]Pinslate 2 points3 points ago

Yes it is, and yes he is huge. That is his chest hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5mOcAq1dAI&feature=g-all-u Sauce

[–]OffCreep 0 points1 point ago

Yes sir. Nice dude. :)

[–]whitewateractual -1 points0 points ago

So you asked her our over a gif?

[–]zuluthrone -1 points0 points ago

many girls don't pick up the phone anymore and will text you back if they listen to your message, though it's unlikely that they will.

[–]BennyBenasty 1 point2 points ago

Forever alone

[–]aclockinholland 0 points1 point ago

Are creepy Pm's acceptable? Those are cool right?

[–]waynebradysworld -5 points-4 points ago

I was just wondering the same thing... how is that possible?

So you were having a conversation face to face, you asked her out and she just gave you a blank stare, then walked away?

At least have the balls to call her instead of texting, maybe you won't get rejected next time.

[–]Lobo2ffs[S] 18 points19 points ago

I asked her out face to face at the end of a gym workout (3rd time together at the gym), she said yes. The day after, talking to her on facebook, I was asking which day was suitable for the date (in the middle of a conversation), followed by complete silence for 2 days.

I don't mind rejection, but no would be better than nothing.

[–]waynebradysworld 12 points13 points ago

Respect.

Asking out chicks is scary, props for not being a pussy. But try this next time, advice I received from my dad who is a rediculous mack.

When you ask a girl on a date or to hangout or whatever, never never leave it open ended as to what/when you are going to do. Buyers remorse can set in if you don't fully close, then as a guy you have to deal with crap like what that girl pulled on FB chat.

Wrong: Hey wanna hangout sometime soon? "ya sure definitely!" - potential for flake

Right: Hey wanna go the mall tomorrow at around 5? Should I pick you up, or we can meet whatever works for ya, I'm easy. - much harder to flake on set-in-stone plans

[–]skinnyguy34879 3 points4 points ago

beware of being stood up tho

[–]ThatWeirdNewGuy 2 points3 points ago

But the chance of being stood up > not making specific plans (if you didn't in the first place). Plus, I'd rather be stood up and be DONE with it than the ...?... feeling of "well are we gonna hang out?"

[–]Oncocerca 1 point2 points ago

advice I received from my dad who is a rediculous mack.

Can I borrow your dad for a while?

[–]waynebradysworld 0 points1 point ago

Haha are you in Washington State? We go out and kickit alot, always nice to anyone unless they prove they deserve otherwise.

[–]Trident7 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, except changing the wording from a question (hey do you want to hangout at ___) to a statement (we should hangout at __ OR meet me at ____) is less likely to yield flaking.

[–]amputeenager 1 point2 points ago

maybe she died?

[–]JediMasterSam 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My frickin' favourite captioned picture ever. 94coms 1143pts 4mos funny
My friend sent me this, I laughed harder than I probably should have. 136coms 1190pts 5mos AdviceAnimals
Baby don't be like that! 0coms 22pts 7mos funny
If only this worked.. 3coms 12pts 8mos funny
Bitches be cold 37coms 830pts 9mos funny
But I brought you some toast! 1com 10pts 9mos funny
Toast 68coms 847pts 11mos funny
Every relationship has problems 0coms 8pts 16dys funny
This should fix it 4coms 240pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]strobexp 1 point2 points ago

well this one is a karma goldmine, i call it next

[–]rocketman0739 6 points7 points ago

This picture never fails to amuse me.

[–]thegreattacoking 12 points13 points ago

I gave that bitch some toast. Bitches love toast

[–]mmmmtoast 2 points3 points ago

Confirmed

[–]Pickle91 -3 points-2 points ago

Put some sweet sweet jelly on that toast.

[–]captainisrael -3 points-2 points ago

I gave that toast a bitch. Toast loves bitches.

[–]OneLostAsteroid 2 points3 points ago

Not in person...not over the phone...not even a PM on fb...I emailed her...I am bad at this and i should feel bad

[–]txboy 2 points3 points ago

Gandhi said, "Be the change you want to see in the world." Therefore I am downvoting your repost in the hopes of seeing reddit come back to the caliber it was when I joined 3 years ago.

[–]murm87 3 points4 points ago

One of my favorite reposts!

[–]reneepussman -1 points0 points ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]TheOnlyBoss[!] -1 points0 points ago

I fucking hate this expression. It is nothing but rude, yet people always seem to post it because the when the younger users of Reddit see the word "Faggot" the milk they were drinking immediately shoots out of their noses, causing them to upvote the post to heaven.

[–]OxidizedBovine 2 points3 points ago

it has nothing to do with young people, and everything to do with /b/. Get off your high horse.

[–]TheOnlyBoss[!] -2 points-1 points ago

Bullshit. /b/ is a big part of it, but the younger users who don't go to 4chan see it on here all the time and think it's fucking hilarious.

Either way, posts like "OP is a faggot" don't belong on Reddit. Read the Reddiquette, under the list of dont's:

Make comments that lack content. Phrases such as... (shitty unoriginal phrases) ... are not witty or original, and do not add anything noteworthy to the discussion.

[–]clickforme 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate this expression.

nobody cares.

It is nothing but rude

deal with it.

[–]TheOnlyBoss[!] 0 points1 point ago

Read this: reddiquette

[–]clickforme -1 points0 points ago

Fuck off with your whining.

[–]TheOnlyBoss[!] -1 points0 points ago

You're cool.

But seriously, accounts like yours are why a lot of the older accounts have moved completely away from the default sub-reddits. All of the comments are filled with rude, inconsiderate posts that add nothing to the discussion. Reddit has really gone downhill from when I joined, but I guess I expected it. Ever since Digg came down and all the users switched over (me included) the mass numbers of new users has resulted in complete ignorance of the websites rules. Oh well.

[–]jyz002 1 point2 points ago

I think if you send this picture to her your chances will be much better

[–]Ben_Ben -1 points0 points ago

I can't believe how hard I literally laughed at this!

[–]fofo13 -1 points0 points ago

How does one ask a girl out? I just call and appear with money.

[–]bonZzZo -1 points0 points ago

Retoast

[–]waynebradysworld -1 points0 points ago

Burn that bridge!

Wolves realize that a hole is a hole. She is no longer worthy of respect

[–]killerlog -1 points0 points ago

Get bitches toast bitches love toast

[–]Ben347 0 points1 point ago

You should have gone with the dipping sticks instead.

[–]Circus2 1 point2 points ago

This picture makes me laugh every time.

[–]my_milkshakes 0 points1 point ago

...a week ago...I tried to holler at a guy I used to date. He didn't really respond to me. (I kinda deserved it) Soooo, I sent this pic and BAM...he texted back. true story. Dang, I missed out on boatloads of karma..son of a bee sting

[–]yingking0203 -1 points0 points ago

I brought that bitch some toast... bitches love toast.

[–]killerlog -1 points0 points ago

Get bitches toast bitches love toast

[–]LBORBAH 0 points1 point ago

Busier than a lizard on a tin roof trying to bury shit.

[–]The_Best_One_Yet 0 points1 point ago

You should really start sending this to women who don't respond

[–]Bertrude86 0 points1 point ago

this repost is so reposted

[–]brockdiamond 0 points1 point ago

Bitches love toast

[–]skhell 0 points1 point ago

I wan to go masturbate, its 1:15, LET ME LEAVE!!!!

[–]Mathlete86 0 points1 point ago

Considering all my other attempts have failed, maybe I should give this one a go.

[–]Dumster 1 point2 points ago

Please respond.

[–]Charmeleon25 -1 points0 points ago

What kind of girl doesn't want toast?

[–]paintedr -2 points-1 points ago

Now I feel like toast.

[–]sloflyer -1 points0 points ago

False.

That appears to be a fig newton.

[–]OffCreep 0 points1 point ago

i'm going to bring my girlfriend toast, so she can never ever be mad at me again.

[–]PDXbot -1 points0 points ago

no response is better than when they start laughing in your face. I don't ask ladies out an more it has happened too many times.

[–]simkessy 2 points3 points ago

This has never happened

[–]PDXbot 0 points1 point ago

hopefully not to you

[–]clickforme 0 points1 point ago

lol.

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