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[–]Arbetarkrubb 8 points9 points ago

Now, why the fuck would you call yourself a fanboy!?

[–]Picklwarrior[S] -2 points-1 points ago

That's what everybody else calls us, so I figured it would be the best way to communicate with your kind ;)

[–]batmassagetotheface 1 point2 points ago

[–]mortos_der_taco -4 points-3 points ago

to me it dound like, "im coming out of the closet guys!!!"

[–]Picklwarrior[S] -2 points-1 points ago

to me u dound like "im a toddler guys!!!"

[–]coincidentalviewing 17 points18 points ago

My missiles are targeted at anyone who calls themselves a fanboy of any corporation or product.

[–]DarthSatoris 0 points1 point ago

Is there a difference between fan and fanboy? I wouldn't call myself a fanboy of anything, but I'm a fan of quite a lot... :/

[–]Picklwarrior[S] -1 points0 points ago

Even if I said I was a Valve fanboy?

[–]coincidentalviewing 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Liking a product or company and being a fanboy who thinks company product can do no wrong are 2 different things. Fanboy's tend to feel personal emotional injury when you put down or say something negative about product or company.

[–]Picklwarrior[S] 2 points3 points ago

I dunno, it's frustrating to me, does that count? I mean, they have come out with quite a few things that have revolutionized the industry to some degree, and all that ever happens is they get bashed for "weak hardware" and for lawsuits. That and the stereotypes made of their fanbase can be pretty dang offensive

[–]Consequence6 -5 points-4 points ago

Why? I'm a fan of Kingdom Hearts 1. What's so bad about that?

[–]Consequence6 -5 points-4 points ago

Why? I'm a fan of Kingdom Hearts 1. What's so bad about that?

[–]mushroomwig 18 points19 points ago

Why would anybody want to be an Apple fanboy? What's the appeal exactly?

[–]mishugashu 6 points7 points ago

Being fanboy isn't about appeal. It's about loving a company no matter what, even if it's an evil company who doesn't give a shit about you.

[–]RememberThisPassword -2 points-1 points ago

THE PRODUCTS ARE SO GOOOD - Apple fanboy Edit: added quote

[–]batmassagetotheface 1 point2 points ago

no they are not.

[–]RememberThisPassword 1 point2 points ago

it's hard to implement sarcasm in text... :(

[–]ShingamiOfSmarm 5 points6 points ago

I'm an android fanboy, but I had to upvote this for sheer accuracy.

[–]Spartan327 4 points5 points ago

Reddit just likes having something to bitch about. In the end it doesn't matter and most of the people bitching will still buy Apple's stuff.

[–]Picklwarrior[S] -1 points0 points ago

It's amazing how many people "hate Apple" but still use their products or very similar ones

[–]toddwdraper 2 points3 points ago

Unsubscribe from /r/technology. It classes up the whole joint.

[–]Chubs22095 2 points3 points ago

I know that feel.

[–]WestWays818 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, got that too.

PS I'm totally not browsing reddit with my iPhone, nopenotatall.

[–]Rakutei -4 points-3 points ago

It's not because it's Apple, it's because you're a fanboy.

[–]WestWays818 -1 points0 points ago

Could be it, too.

[–]Antares_ 1 point2 points ago

This post is bad. And you should feel bad. Mainly for being an Apple fanboy, though.

[–]barnacle999 1 point2 points ago

My iPad makes your shitty comment look beautiful.

[–]inVizi0n -5 points-4 points ago

Your iPad makes shitty hardware look beautiful.

[–]barnacle999 4 points5 points ago

Your shitty hardware makes your shitty comments look more shittier.

[–]inVizi0n -3 points-2 points ago

more shittier

[–]barnacle999 3 points4 points ago

Much more

[–]deathimp -1 points0 points ago

Fucka yoo

[–]glfaholic 0 points1 point ago

Or... a republican for that matter... and if your both.. ouch.. that is rough!

[–]Picklwarrior[S] -1 points0 points ago

Or a theist

[–]jb_ 0 points1 point ago

I can't even make a rational argument about why one specific Apple product appeals to me and why I purchased it without being downvoted. The reddit hivemind sucks like that.

[–]bleen0_0 1 point2 points ago

Don't care about thread, just came to ask for picture source.... that can't be real!? What happened? When/where was it taken?

[–]Kthulu666 0 points1 point ago

I'm a double agent: Mac computer and Android phone.

[–]NanoPope 0 points1 point ago

I feel ya dawg

[–]00dysseus7 0 points1 point ago

"i'm just a little more being chased by missiles than other people"

[–]IcecreamDave 0 points1 point ago

I like apple, I am very religious, I am a democrat, I hate cats, I live in Texas. Yup I'm the enemy of most redditers.

[–]Iwant2bethe1percent -1 points0 points ago

Apple Fanboy DEVIL, ROMENY LOVING, WEST BAPTIST CHURCH MEMBER, ATHEIST HATING, CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN.

FTFY

[–]Humble_Criminal -1 points0 points ago

I can say that not all of us apple fanboys fit that description. I'm not even American so none of that has anything to do with my daily life

[–]StickSauce 1 point2 points ago

Then that should enrage you even more! PEJORATIVE!

[–]Humble_Criminal 2 points3 points ago

Being a Brit we don't label people on their choices, unless it's football (soccer), which is still pretty idiotic

[–]deadskiesbro -2 points-1 points ago

I feel ya man