this post was submitted on
563 points (76% like it)
822 up votes 259 down votes

funny

subscribe2,429,973 readers

9,998 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 19 comments

[–]allotherthings 5 points6 points ago

Just wait for Alto clef to come in. Probably drunk. Slut.

[–]cougarbrooke08 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this so many times.

[–]0accountability 1 point2 points ago

And then the rest chimed in without skipping a beat.

[–]Siethron 1 point2 points ago

Where's C staff?

[–]AnOwlOfSorts 0 points1 point ago

They better be taking notes.

[–]AnOwlOfSorts 0 points1 point ago

They better be taking notes.

[–]SilverApples[S] 0 points1 point ago

drum rolls to all !

[–]tatertot1000 1 point2 points ago

[–]SilverApples[S] 0 points1 point ago

hah great !

[–]mick4state 2 points3 points ago

Altogether, I think you're both too extreme.

[–]neostead2000 -1 points0 points ago

Seen this a lot, but still funny As a trombone, I am a bass clef man myself

[–]WalnutwithSarcasm 0 points1 point ago

Looks like they are getting down to the bassics which I think is a treble idea if you ask me

[–]cool_and_froody 0 points1 point ago

THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!

I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!

take your fucking downvote and come back with something younger than i am.

[–]Hatweed 0 points1 point ago

Just do what needs to be done and drop the bass.

[–]RyanRaygun 0 points1 point ago

This joke made me sick. I guess I got a Staff infection.

[–]kenbw2 -1 points0 points ago

Ah America, where the joke needs highlighting in bold

[–]bronymobile 0 points1 point ago

As a percussionist, WHERE THE HELL IS PERCUSSION CLEF?

[–]swineiscool 0 points1 point ago

Percussionists always get the short end of the stick, no pun intended.

[–]Manome -3 points-2 points ago

The white ones look like sperm