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[–]Kdevlin90 219 points220 points ago

Can you believe that 's from a Kids TV show? That's Noseybonk, from the old BBC series Jigsaw

[–]UnnamableDave 117 points118 points ago

Fuck you Noseybonk you creepy bastard. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58i_zjTFNI0

[–]tallrob 38 points39 points ago

[–]kravitzz 19 points20 points ago

[–]TheGumOnYourShoe 4 points5 points ago

"Meh! In my day we could have our cake and eat it too. Now get off my lawn."

[–]Toomz808 18 points19 points ago

The man behind the mask is just as scary, Adrian Hedley

[–]untogethered 16 points17 points ago

I'd just like to point out that this is a station ident that plays between shows. Blows my mind how creative the BBC are/can be.

[–]Skoolz 1 point2 points ago

Not any more creative than most you can find anywhere else.

[–]glaedr 3 points4 points ago

The mime?

[–]sharkattax 4 points5 points ago

This is a better version.

[–]back_at_ya 7 points8 points ago

That led me to this video

[–]GENERAL_A_L33 3 points4 points ago

Wtf?!

[–]the_tubes 2 points3 points ago

oh I have seen a few of that dudes vids. http://www.everythingisterrible.com/ it's everything from the 70s and 80s on VHS and a shit load of LSD!

[–]bax101 2 points3 points ago

I'm gonna have nightmares now.

[–]springbreaksal 2 points3 points ago

Do you think he's capable of knifing you?

[–]gog2rino 24 points25 points ago

I have no idea how or why, but the second I saw that guy I knew this shit was British.

[–]backdora_da_explora 8 points9 points ago

NoXeno, but yeah, sometimes you can just tell.

[–]gog2rino 4 points5 points ago

It took me a while to figure out what the hell you meant by "NoXeno," but once I did I laughed for a good half-minute.

[–]grblkth 5 points6 points ago

Perhaps you would care to enlighten the unwashed masses as to the meaning of the term?

[–]silveritas 3 points4 points ago

"NoHomo" is a popular term used usually in rap when one says something that might come off as homosexual, such as in Run This Town;

"It's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow To everybody on your dick, no homo"

NoXeno plays off of this, as backdora_da_explora says that sometimes you can just tell something is British, but "NoXeno", as in "I'm not being xenophobic".

[–]backdora_da_explora 3 points4 points ago

I started saying it before it was cool. Actually, it was never cool. MegaHipster.

[–]moopie2 11 points12 points ago

God... I remembered it from somewhere . I feel so much better knowing its not from a nightmare!

[–]Glasweg1an 0 points1 point ago

That's how I felt it was in there somewhere but I couldn't recall from where.

[–]captstix 0 points1 point ago

This. I knew it was somewhere in my brain, just couldn't place it.

[–]Journalisto 16 points17 points ago

Well, if it's BBC, then I can believe it.

[–]owenstumor 11 points12 points ago

What's this BBC? Maybe I'll turn off safesearch and google it...

[–]cubistpanther 6 points7 points ago

Big Beautiful Caterpillars.

[–]backdora_da_explora 8 points9 points ago

I googled this and it was disappointing to not find anything disgusting. All I found were pictures of gorgeous plump lepidopterans.

[–]thedieversion 3 points4 points ago

It's just a TV station.

[–]SeisGurl9 7 points8 points ago

A British one.

[–]backdora_da_explora 6 points7 points ago

With British people.

[–]XoYo 7 points8 points ago

Doing British things.

[–]bamp 11 points12 points ago

Did someone say Jigsaw?

[–]backdora_da_explora 4 points5 points ago

Do you wanna play a game?

[–]ojsimpsonn 5 points6 points ago

this reminds me of some Primus video

[–]phat8me 4 points5 points ago

Bartender in Tommy The Cat?

[–]ThinkImJustHappy 2 points3 points ago

Was it hosted by Nigel Thornberry?

[–]KeithManiac 2 points3 points ago

I feel so old.

I can just about remember the show. Wasn't there a floating, talking jigsaw piece?

[–]CopperHarmonica 3 points4 points ago

Good old Noseybonk planting NoseGays.

Thank god I grew up in the 90's and not whatever god awful time this passed for kids TV.

[–]ittleoff 0 points1 point ago

I want to play a game.

[–]jeune_fille 0 points1 point ago

Wait...Jigsaw...that reminds me of something almost as horrible...

[–]Vranak 1 point2 points ago

England before the Cool Britannia shift in the late 20th century was a pretty weird and disconcerting place sometimes.

[–]Phyics_Son 1 point2 points ago

And I thought this was "Saw XVI: The dick in my pants"

[–]ilikeminuterice 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if I'm more frightened that it actually exists as a children's program character or that the show is called "Jigsaw"..... Do you want to play a game?

[–]derycklong 1 point2 points ago

I want to play a game

[–]Cheesius 1 point2 points ago

This seems to be the source of that video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w Not any better with the sound, really, if you ask me.

[–]dylyn 1 point2 points ago

[–]numbski 2 points3 points ago

So that makes Noseybonk....."The Jigsaw Killer"?

[–]RAW-BERRY 0 points1 point ago

So, Noseybonk inspired the Saw movies?

[–]XinonHyena 0 points1 point ago

Jigsaw

"Greetings and welcome... I want to play a game"

[–]brningpyre 0 points1 point ago

Damn. I thought it'd be Japanese for sure.

[–]CombustibleLemon72 0 points1 point ago

"Jigsaw"? Like from the saw movies? How comforting.

[–]whatwasitfor 34 points35 points ago

Didn't ashens from youtube play this guy?

[–]Wynterfinn 31 points32 points ago

i think Ashens just has his own Noseybonks outfit and made his own episodes. hence the whole devil worship thing.

[–]2xatotheron 13 points14 points ago

I think the character name is Noseybonk. Here is Dr. Ashens interpretation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyh4fQ9bEAw

[–]kellmer123 20 points21 points ago

somebody knows ashens!!

[–]glaedr 0 points1 point ago

He seems to be gaining popularity on Reddit lately.

[–]StabbyMcRunFast 0 points1 point ago

If you didn't know, he did an IamA a few months ago.

[–]Dared00 0 points1 point ago

[–]dauntlessmath 0 points1 point ago

'An Excellent Recognition'

[–]Net_Bastard 3 points4 points ago

Here's another one of his more recent interpretations of him. (Warning: extremely fucking creepy)

[–]Sir_Fancy_Pants 5 points6 points ago

he Dressed up as NoseyBonk for the Charlie Brooker segment, he wasn't the actual original NoseyBonk

[–]whatwasitfor 2 points3 points ago

I really like the idea Brooker and Ashens know eachother.

[–]DanezTHEManez 2 points3 points ago

Yeah!

Shameless plug: /r/ashens

[–]Soyner 17 points18 points ago

He's planting NOSEGAYS <--original vid

[–]drunk_otter 67 points68 points ago

this reminds me - I haven't been to /r/gonewild today

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 16 points17 points ago

fine you goddamn drunk otter, i'll fap; you win.

[–]backdora_da_explora 6 points7 points ago

How'd it go?

[–]MiiQ 16 points17 points ago

I can't help it but I in my eyes those nostrils look like eyes and the nose, well the nose is just a one huge dick on the forehead.

[–]backdora_da_explora 2 points3 points ago

And he's growing digletts.

[–]Gazmix 0 points1 point ago

This makes it so much more disturbing.

[–]FiftyCals 13 points14 points ago

Not sure I want to know what he watered them with.

[–]ASiteForChumps 42 points43 points ago

Children's souls.

[–]backdora_da_explora 8 points9 points ago

You did a really good job making that character look British.

[–]srd178 3 points4 points ago

He looks all "ELLO GUV'NAH" and such.

[–]FiftyKcal 2 points3 points ago

Never seen anyone with a name similar to mine until this day Oo.

[–]WizardlySquid 13 points14 points ago

[–]schaft0620 5 points6 points ago

and ya know, I am still confused as fuck.

[–]backdora_da_explora 2 points3 points ago

The masked man grows boners with prescription drugs. It's like a viagra commercial.

[–]earache_my_eye 14 points15 points ago

AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU,

[–]baconmeupscotty 5 points6 points ago

I think it's creepy that his nostrils/mouth alone look like a face.

[–]Furchuck 0 points1 point ago

This will never be unseen.

[–]droivod 5 points6 points ago

Creepy? It looks funny.

[–]nmc9279 3 points4 points ago

Frightening

[–]h83r 1 point2 points ago

i actually dont really think it's creepy. It's just a long nosed character.

[–]kevlo 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of that 4Chan post of the guy growing dicks in his front yard.

[–]The_Director 6 points7 points ago

Finally, a WTF post that is not from the bored redditors at the E.R.

[–]backdora_da_explora 4 points5 points ago

You didn't like the green balls?

[–]Darkwingduckdodgers 6 points7 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
I dont know. What I just saw. 118coms 1205pts 2mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Instantwinner1 0 points1 point ago

DAE think that his face at the end looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend?

Or maybe it's just me...

[–]66dude 0 points1 point ago

Boners! Boners everywhere!

[–]HappyNoodleBoyw 1 point2 points ago

Trio trio trio!

[–]MisterTanuki 0 points1 point ago

Idk makes me feel special... Arousing all 6 of his dicks and all.

[–]unername8888 1 point2 points ago

He's like the botfly whisperer

[–]franzyfunny 0 points1 point ago

Creepy? Don't you mean 'erotic'?

[–]sonicomega 0 points1 point ago

Like main character from Altered Beast....penises! Rise from your grave!

[–]LouisianaHotSauce 1 point2 points ago

It looks like he's in Hey Arnold's apartment.

[–]dangerdj 0 points1 point ago

The inspiration for Prometheus.

[–]Veilofmomo 0 points1 point ago

It's a prequel to Prometheus!

[–]Vegas3t 0 points1 point ago

SUPER BONERS

[–]Fesquera 0 points1 point ago

I did not see that cummin

[–]Boots_And_Boys 1 point2 points ago

Oh Jesus, Noseybonk...

Here come the night terrors again.

[–]leo2308 1 point2 points ago

Why are kids shows so abstract and WTF?

[–]ManiacMuffin 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought the nostrils were the eyes... And that was some really messed up hat

[–]kehkot 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boners right now.

[–]blue_katana 1 point2 points ago

Noseybonk!

[–]chris34 -1 points0 points ago

Now I'm going to have nightmares thanks a lot

[–]snarkit2me -1 points0 points ago

This looks like it should be in r/popping.

[–]globetheater -1 points0 points ago

I didn't need that sleep anyway...

[–]squeeg1e 0 points1 point ago

Soon

[–]czechreck 0 points1 point ago

He's planting 'Nosegays' o_O

[–]Stringfellow_HaWk 0 points1 point ago

but is this WTF..

[–]tidux 0 points1 point ago

Sex ed classes on the kibbutz were strange.

[–]down_vote_magnet 0 points1 point ago

The eyes on top of his head are just decoys. His real eyes are what you think his nostrils are...

[–]ExtraHeresy 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a rejected power rangers enemy.

[–]apathyzeal 0 points1 point ago

Wild Digletts appeared!!

[–]nonameuser 0 points1 point ago

[–]famikon 0 points1 point ago

Not as creepy as Anklepants

[–]Manammal 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto

Any part of this can be playing and go perfectly with this gif. Any. Part.

[–]slenderwin 0 points1 point ago

TIL how to...grow...what the hell were those...

[–]Vranak 0 points1 point ago

This is why I don't watch many movies made before 1980. Dr. Strangelove, Network, Star Wars, Deliverance, Dog Day Afternoon... I think that about covers it.

They tend to be either boring or weird.

[–]SaulGoode9 -1 points0 points ago

What's creepy is the amount of times this has been reposted

[–]SergeantSausage 0 points1 point ago

Just poppin' 6 boners

[–]lunchbox5001 0 points1 point ago

Hey speaking of creepy childrens television, does anyone else remember Candle Cove?

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Good lord.

[–]cheesesavouries 0 points1 point ago

This really reminds me of the 4chan story in which the narrator grows his own dildo garden.

[–]YouShallNotPassDifEq 0 points1 point ago

Six! Six boners! AH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAA!!!!!

[–]Cerblu 0 points1 point ago

Creepier but probably not as annoying as Wizbit.

[–]randozed 1 point2 points ago

Thanks man, it's not like I needed sleep or anything.

[–]aquinastar 0 points1 point ago

From the people that brought you Tim Burton

[–]MmorpgESP 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]waits_of_tom 1 point2 points ago

this is literally what every nightmare I had as a child looked like.

what is it about freakishly long noses? my dad got us a bunch of masks once when we were kids, those elastic-banded bunny, dog and cat noses mostly, but one was a long Pinocchio nose. he used to get such a laugh from how much it scared the living shit out of my brother and I. he used to keep it up on a shelf and if we were acting up, he'd say, "do you want me to go get the Pinocchio nose?" I vividly remember staring up at that shelf like it held the embodiment of all darkness. my brother and I asked him about it a few years ago, it still made him laugh so hard he was nearly in tears.

I can't wait to have kids of my own.

[–]Jetstreamer 0 points1 point ago

The head twitch seals the deal.

[–]swordfishy 0 points1 point ago

I heard that dude's got like 6 god damn dicks.

[–]LyfFyre -1 points0 points ago

This is so not WTF material.

[–]ciano 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, but old BBC kid's shows are the absolute worst. Has anyone else ever seen Skittle Tales?

[–]bobhoffnee 0 points1 point ago

/CreepyGIFs

[–]phsyc0 0 points1 point ago

And that children, is where babies come from.

[–]Bert444 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was pretty cool

[–]Waka_Fockas_Lips 0 points1 point ago

He has the weirdest boner right now...

[–]TEABAGKING 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of "Meet the Feebles" by Peter Jackson.

[–]backoffbro 0 points1 point ago

More people need to know about /r/fifthworldpics

[–]marimint3 0 points1 point ago

this should be in /r/creepygifs

[–]Rahmulous 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure he was supposed to be robbing a bank with the Joker.

[–]teleporterdown 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a Primus music video.

[–]SeKomentaja 0 points1 point ago

Wtf?!

[–]Lemonadehorse 0 points1 point ago

Where can I buy this mask???

[–]Adamulos 0 points1 point ago

He put his mask on his forehead, showing his normal face with pitch black eyes and no nose, look closely, why does he look over the plants?

[–]Rx-Ende 0 points1 point ago

Penisnose and his magical dildo farm!

[–]imafcknninja 0 points1 point ago

I'm not Stu!

[–]captiva 0 points1 point ago

He's a character called 'Nosey Bonk' from a UK kids' TV show called Jigsaw.

It was presented by Janet Ellis, who is also the mother of the singer, Sophie Ellis Bextor.

It was pretty weird.

[–]IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 0 points1 point ago

So whose gonna make this into an up vote gif?

[–]Ficklefingers 0 points1 point ago

Is this a gif of six Digletts or two Dugtrios?

[–]martinpolak 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's reposted...

[–]Verbose_Slayer 0 points1 point ago

and this is why no one came to england in the 1980's and all went to japan, JOKES ON THEM NOW

[–]Sir_Cut 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to make this a /r/wtf Upvotes gif

[–]danielcochran 0 points1 point ago

I think I remember that guy from when I was a kid.

[–]KorpisthePorpoise 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]JayL6 0 points1 point ago

[–]Master_schlicker 0 points1 point ago

I always thought his nostrils were eyes. It's a lot scarier this way.

[–]ndhernandez 0 points1 point ago

I did indeed say wtf when I saw this

[–]nosarah 0 points1 point ago

does he breed weird penises?

[–]pibroch 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if this is how strippers feel...

[–]MixMasterMidget 0 points1 point ago

What in the hell? I need closure

[–]erosharcos 0 points1 point ago

This is the forth time I've seen this on the front page. Maybe I should get into the repost, karma-whore bandwagon.

[–]Jiggy11 0 points1 point ago

Creepy, or hilarious?

[–]wormfist 0 points1 point ago

His face looks like bleach's mask

[–]Poalsi 0 points1 point ago

Then go to /r/creepy

[–]Mr10001 0 points1 point ago

What's better than one boner...? Six boners.

[–]sarpedonx -1 points0 points ago

Oh how I love Youtube commenters

http://i.imgur.com/hfGV1.png

[–]ODuffer 0 points1 point ago

Don't mess with him, he'll fuck you up!

[–]SindySlaughter 0 points1 point ago

Am I weird for laughing at this?

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

It's even more creepy when you realize he's actually looking at you through the nose holes.

[–]skyspanner 0 points1 point ago

Always makes me think of Ashens

[–]tswaff92 0 points1 point ago

I imagine him sounding like Adam Sandler when he does his mumbling bit.

[–]pault55 0 points1 point ago

You may have been turned on, but you'll never be six boners turned on.

[–]jolt2496 0 points1 point ago

Wait, what?

[–]Apollan 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how to feel about this.

[–]Sekouu 0 points1 point ago

One of my mums best friends presented this program EDIT: Infact, he actually was noseybonk, what the hell haha

[–]Socks1400 0 points1 point ago

Well I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyway.

[–]nikigrass 1 point2 points ago

Professor Sprout?

[–]firefae_ignis 0 points1 point ago

The weirdest boner.

[–]pokeblack 0 points1 point ago

...Igor?!

[–]TheOfficialDobmox 0 points1 point ago

Now watch as I, Noseybonk, make six dicks rise from the ground!

[–]helleborus 0 points1 point ago

Is it? It just seems silly to me. I wonder what you would think of something that I consider creepy or actually wtf.

[–]lmaso99 0 points1 point ago

It's the top post here: http://www.reddit.com/r/creepy ...

[–]LaughingFlame 0 points1 point ago

It amazes me that this can make it to the top with such frequency.

[–]Skoolz 0 points1 point ago

Shorten the nose, and you have Nic Cage.

[–]moohopala 0 points1 point ago

when he pops up from behind the vegetables(?) Look at his nostrils as eyes and be even more creeped out.

[–]GlutenIsGreat 0 points1 point ago

Oh for fuck sake. Seeing that gave me a dread chill I've not felt in decades. shudder

[–]jewelz6969 0 points1 point ago

What the actual fuck? Haha he's dick obsessed