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Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -or-Megasoreass Rex (i.imgur.com)

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[–]brownfuzz[S] 28 points29 points ago

'Cmon buddy just gimme a quick reacharound'

oh :-(

[–]Galerath 7 points8 points ago

Clearly he...

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Couldn't handle it.

[–]Barney_Frank 18 points19 points ago

Makes total sense. So we can now safely infer that the serial killer gene is located next to the interior decorating gene, right?

[–]brownfuzz[S] 16 points17 points ago

'Serial killer homosexuals' would be a great name for a Christian rock band

[–]Xander_7 9 points10 points ago

'Serial homosexual killers' would be a great name for a Christian rock band

Fixed this for you.

[–]Epithemus -2 points-1 points ago

Do Muslims have rock bands?

[–]MossOwl 1 point2 points ago

well they stone people to death with rocks? close enough?

[–]jeebuz7 5 points6 points ago

It's sad that I can no longer tell if something is satire or real.

[–]Hnun 0 points1 point ago

This is a known thing.

[–]jeebuz7 2 points3 points ago

True. I once posted this video to my fb page and a friend was horrified.

[–]egosumFidius 5 points6 points ago

Futurama already answered what killed the dinosaurs.

[–]jbh007 8 points9 points ago

No, THIS is how they died. Shpleesh, get your facts straight

[–]Gro-Tsen 1 point2 points ago

Connects beautifully

[–]jbh007 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit. It wasn't until it was half way through before I saw the Onion logo. I was getting all "Please be the Onion, please be the Onion."

I don't know why I would even think something like that was true though. Maybe because the Onion is so goddamn brilliant at it.

[–]Torgan 1 point2 points ago

Dinosaurs died to protect mammals from the Reapers.

[–]M1223b 8 points9 points ago

Also, may want to label it kinda nsfw. Nothing says "what the hell are you doing?" more than two Dinos going at it.

[–]CitizenCrack 0 points1 point ago

But only in a very intrigued sense.

[–]CaptTenacity 5 points6 points ago

Not sure if joking or...

[–]SpaceManAndy 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure what radical homosexuality is, but it sounds... well.. rad!

[–]elguercoterco 2 points3 points ago

I'm more of a moderate homosexual.

[–]SpaceManAndy 2 points3 points ago

Not totally, rad, but that's kinda neat.

[–]elguercoterco 1 point2 points ago

Ha...thanks. But seriously what the hell is "radical homosexuality?" Because if it involves fisting, I'm definitely not radical :)

[–]SpaceManAndy 3 points4 points ago

Oh god, me neither!

[–]QuestionSign 3 points4 points ago

In America we have museums where they say that humans actually rode dinosaurs, so given that, is this supposed to be funny funny haha satire?

[–]tjreess 1 point2 points ago

I would not be surprised if this came from that museum. Promotional material they give out to everyone as they enter.

[–]nsco 1 point2 points ago

Wait what there are museums that show humans riding dinosaurs, where the hell is that?

[–]QuestionSign 0 points1 point ago

Tennessee is one they are building another somewhere else

[–]nsco 1 point2 points ago

Wow

[–]M1223b 2 points3 points ago

Homosexuals didn't kill the dinosaurs. Only one did: me.

And with some St. Louis dry rub and low heat on a charcoal grill, I can tell you that they were delicious.

[–]grapthor 0 points1 point ago

You know how to get me all hot and bothered...

[–]Cody_Nova 2 points3 points ago

I've lost IQ points

[–]YourFairyGodmother 2 points3 points ago

It would be a great example of Poe's law except that the humping dinos give it away.

[–]mattlohkamp 0 points1 point ago

is such a thing even possible?

[–]atomicllamas 2 points3 points ago

Where is imadinosaurAMA when you need him?

[–]warhol451 2 points3 points ago

is anyone else oddly turned on by that picture?

[–]I_Nickd_it 2 points3 points ago

Face palmed so fucking hard.

I hope this is a joke but from what I see on r/atheism it's probably not...

[–]eleventeenthirty 1 point2 points ago

You shouldn't flaunt your facepalming abilities in front of T-rex's, it's just rude.

[–]I_Nickd_it 0 points1 point ago

T-Rex is having awesome buttsecks, I don't think he noticed...

[–]BeardsWideShut 2 points3 points ago

Lest we all forget everything Jurassic Park has taught us? Nature finds a way.

[–]slekce10 2 points3 points ago

The geobiologist in me shudders worst at the line where apparently dinosaurs are a single species...

[–]grapthor 1 point2 points ago

Not the fact that they were all inherently violent?

[–]slekce10 0 points1 point ago

I didn't like that, obviously. But bad science makes a tingle run up my spine.

[–]bernardery 3 points4 points ago

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/399/fry.PNG?1307468855

[–]litleozy 2 points3 points ago

Dicklodocus

Trannosaurus Rex

Megasoreass

Yeah, it checks out.

[–]Typhron 0 points1 point ago

Can live with this.

[–]woopdeedoodoo 1 point2 points ago

YES OF COURSE

[–]homohominilupusbromobrominilupus 0 points1 point ago

Haha this is brilliant

[–]Morg_n 0 points1 point ago

It would be a bit hard to do anal with a giant tail in the way. WOuld be like holding your leg up for 40 mins :P Funny as!

[–]grapthor 2 points3 points ago

Might be a bit hard to do anal when you have a cloaca.

[–]GaleDragon 0 points1 point ago

That is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Ever. I don't even care if this is satire.

[–]ryrynobutsrsly 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, I just HOPE I see someone post some stupid shit like that on my Facebook.

[–]Shogouki 0 points1 point ago

Actually there was a post on Reddit recently about a species of lizard that, in some respect, does reproduce between only females (As the ones who do not sexually stimulate each other do not lay eggs.).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail

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