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[–]DaddyDanceParty 43 points44 points ago

I hate seeing this. Not because it's a repost, but because there should be another line to go with the song.

[–]jp_lolo[!] 1 point2 points ago

"every steak you claim"?.. oh wait, it's ever claim you stake. Never mind.

[–]cheebnrun 0 points1 point ago

agree

[–]thehonestyfish 0 points1 point ago

Every egg you break? Every milk you shake?

[–]musicman1188 14 points15 points ago

Comic Sans is like the Nickelback of fonts.

[–]Avien 2 points3 points ago

Respost and CS. I would have lost serious money if I bet on this failing.

[–]just_defy 0 points1 point ago

so brave

[–]YoureGoingFullRetard 13 points14 points ago

Caaaaan't you seeeeeeeeeeee

I deserve a treeeeeeeeat. . .

[–]TedFTW 4 points5 points ago

This seemed oddly familiar to me. Then I remembered. http://www.harrypotterfanzone.com/wp-content/2009/06/gof-us-jacket-art.jpg

[–]Baberooz 3 points4 points ago

DAMN YOU COMIC SANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[–]rosstronica 8 points9 points ago

re: re: re: fwd: fwd: fwd: OMG!!! SOOOoooo FUNNY!!! PLS FORWARD TO ALL UR FRIENDS!!!

[–]bartimeas 4 points5 points ago

How is this still getting upvotes? It seems that it gets reposted every 2 weeks.

[–]Mezziah187 17 points18 points ago

I'm a little confused as to how I missed it all this time...

[–]SmurfRockRune 5 points6 points ago

That's a bit of an exaggeration. I've never seen this before.

[–]Drutarg 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen this before and it made me laugh.

[–]entOG 2 points3 points ago

Did you guys have to sing this song to read this post?

[–]Narhen 2 points3 points ago

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

Judging by the fact that OP is a douche, I'm definitely thinking this is intentional.

title comnts points age /r/
Thought this was funny when I saw it. 0coms 13pts 27dys funny
Am I the only one with a do lg like this 2coms -1pt 4mos funny
Every dog in existence 0coms -1pt 4mos pics
Every dog, everywhere 2coms 75pts 1mo funny
N'awwww 0coms -2pts 1mo aww
Seriously the funniest thing I've seen all year 0coms -2pts 4mos aww
The honest to God truth... 2coms 21pts 4mos aww
Sting, this is dog 323coms 1547pts 4mos funny
Whenever my dog sees I have food... 18coms 116pts 4mos funny
I'll be watching you 44coms 1157pts 10hrs funny
Another Overly Attached Dog 0coms 0pts 2mos funny
I'll be watching you 1com 10pts 3mos pics
I'll be watching you... 35coms 972pts 2mos funny
Why it's hard for me to enjoy my food... 0coms 28pts 3mos funny
Every Bite You Take... 5coms 137pts 3mos funny
Every bite you take.... 2coms 6pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Random_G 0 points1 point ago

Re. Post.

[–]teleluke 1 point2 points ago

The original lyrics were about stalking a girl.

[–]missprincessfairy 1 point2 points ago

Hahahaha my dog does this too! Just on the side of the bed every night if me and my husband talk to loud. Such a creeper!!

[–]ThereReallyIsNoHope 1 point2 points ago

Fuck the naysayers and repost rebels. This was the first time I have seen this and I just seriously busted out laughing my ass off at work. So thank you, OP.

[–]Miiyao 0 points1 point ago

We've had this hanging up in our humane society office for at least 5 months now

[–]localwoodshedhorror -1 points0 points ago

Damn Fucking Repost!!!!!!

[–]ThereReallyIsNoHope 1 point2 points ago

By talking shit about reposts, folks, you are talking shit about Reddit itself.

In other words, I doubt the 1,000+ upvotes are from people who have seen this "a million times" right? So... the community is working and you should stop bitching.

[–]MisterDonkey -1 points0 points ago

Comic Sans. Bad dog.

[–]RoiMan -1 points0 points ago

Overly attracted dog

[–]pyroaries -2 points-1 points ago

True story.

[–]mitch506 0 points1 point ago

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S IN COMIC SANS SO FUNNY NOW RIGHT GUYS

[–]BrexBets89 1 point2 points ago

WHY COMIC SANS? WHHHYYYYYYYYYY?

[–]Nitwad 3 points4 points ago

[–]dick_rickles 0 points1 point ago

They're losing money on the Cum Sandwich due to the cost of the bread, but they're rewarding the fact someone would even eat that. Economics.

[–]PenisSizedNipples -1 points0 points ago

TIL dogs think in comic sans.

[–]Piratiko -1 points0 points ago

My aunt posted this on Facebook like 3 months ago.

Get it together, Reddit.