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[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 152 points153 points ago

That's, like, the opposite of Lil' Sebastian.

[–]ichangedmyname 136 points137 points ago

RIP Lil' Sebastian.

[–]OldJeb 71 points72 points ago

Half-mast is too high. Show some damn respect!

[–]thatoneguy889 29 points30 points ago

What's 10,000x better than a candle in the wind?

10,000 candles in the wind!

[–]Stumblin_McBumblin 24 points25 points ago

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.

[–]epic-clutch 18 points19 points ago

BYYYYEEEEEEEE-BYYYYEEEE Lil' Sebastiiiiaaaaaaaaan!

I miss yooooouuuu in the saaaadest fasshhiooooooon!

[–]dgd765 7 points8 points ago

You're a CHAMPIOOOOON... lil' Sebastian

[–]Vitalic123 242 points243 points ago

We gonna get a days worth of huge animals now?

[–]Cryptan 200 points201 points ago

Followed immediately by a bunch of smaller than normal animals with the title "I know how much you love big animals but take a look at this little guy!"

[–]olqqfu 30 points31 points ago

And some karma kramers telling us to move away from priority peter and onto large animals, with a side of berathians telling us to prepare, The large animal posts are coming. Then some late picards asking "Why the fuck are there pictures of large animals everywhere.

[–]MrChurchSir 15 points16 points ago

The Starks tell us that things are coming. The Baratheons are just furious.

I'll show myself out.

[–]stabsthedrama 6 points7 points ago

This comment encapsulates every single fucking reason I finally unsubscribed from adviceanimals a few days ago....

/r/shittyadviceanimals, on the other hand.... will always make me laugh.

[–]setrakakan 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget the constant bitching in the comments during all of this.

[–]shnuffy 105 points106 points ago

I'm rolling my eyes already. Reddit can be so lame.

[–]Hazy_V 25 points26 points ago

Can be?

[–]shnuffy 40 points41 points ago

Lame. Reddit is lame.

[–]Hazy_V 4 points5 points ago

Well maybe boredom is worse...

[–]WobbleWob 15 points16 points ago

Eeyup

[–]Dr_Dippy 10 points11 points ago

I assume he must have big in his name

[–]Spiceybrains 26 points27 points ago

After a day's worth of poop-filled condoms, necrotic ball-sack & dismembered torsos from r/wtf, I can deal with big animals. In fact, bring on as many as you can. I need something to ease my inner pain & retinal scarring.

[–]FastRedPonyCar 6 points7 points ago

what were you expecting to find in those other threads, just out of curiosity?

[–]Spiceybrains 5 points6 points ago

I'm a curious soul. Plus, wtf is never normally that wtfucky. I'll admit, for the poop one, I brought it on myself. Hover zoom is not always your friend.

[–]stabsthedrama 1 point2 points ago

You could just try....like....not looking at /r/WTF

[–]ljfaucher 3 points4 points ago

the perspective on this is skewed. the girl's a midget and the buildings are models.

[–]allthatsalsa 87 points88 points ago

Could be a tiny lady.

[–]bradthebard 16 points17 points ago

he's 7ft at the shoulder

[–]SickSalamander 70 points71 points ago

He is 7ft at the withers. The shoulders are below the withers. They are not the same thing. It is a portion of the spine above the shoulders.

[–]wild_gone_rogue 20 points21 points ago

Well withers me timbers! I wonder why it's called a stifle. Did the first person to start naming random parts of their horse stick somebodies head in there to shut them up? Was that somebody telling them that naming the shoulder a withers is stupid? With science, someday, perhaps we will know.

[–]Mule2go 2 points3 points ago

21 hands. That's 2 feet taller than an average horse.

[–]big_ol_boners 7 points8 points ago

She looks no taller than 5 ft...

[–]moparornocar 43 points44 points ago

Shaq finally has a horse suitable for his size.

[–]Aghan 43 points44 points ago

*Big Jake, the shortest giraffe in the world

[–]corso 19 points20 points ago

I assume that the horse Ser Gregor Clegane used in A Song of Ice and Fire would have looked something like this. At least size wise.

[–]Soliduok 18 points19 points ago

Throw this guy on: http://i.imgur.com/A6Moi.jpg and I'll be on his team

[–]The-Vajazzler 21 points22 points ago

I hate to admit this, and I really should be using a throwaway... but... I loved Troy. sobs.....

[–]TylerTodd47 23 points24 points ago

I hate to admit this, and I really should be using a throwaway...

Wait, so The-Vajazzler is what you want to stick with?

[–]oricix 19 points20 points ago

why, Troy was a good ass movie

[–]9212 39 points40 points ago

Backdoor Firemen VI was a better ass movie.

[–]Ozymandias12 4 points5 points ago

Confession Bear it, put it on Advice Animals and bathe in the glorious karma

[–]Scratch203 63 points64 points ago

I'm so glad they called him 'Big' Jake, or I would have mistaken him for regular Jake...

[–]Zerble 18 points19 points ago

Not to mention, Kinda Large But Not Too Large Jake.

And Small Jake...

[–]Zechnophobe 10 points11 points ago

And of course moderately wee Jake.

[–]Zerble 7 points8 points ago

That's right - I forgot about wee Jake!

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[–]Vsx 3 points4 points ago

I'm just going to go ahead and not click that.

[–]UhOhPoopedIt 33 points34 points ago

20 Hands tall. Or 6'11" at the withers (top of his 'shoulders')

[–]Mordenstein 13 points14 points ago

Hah! My guess was going to be 20 hands.

Its unfortunate that they try to take tricky photos. Put an extremely petite girl next to the horse, and slightly downhill to exaggerate its size. I'd rather just see some yard sticks next to him or even another average sized horse.

[–]CowboySpencer 6 points7 points ago

I've seen this horse up close - it's intimidating.

[–]FaithyDoodles 3 points4 points ago

Here's a couple of pictures of him: http://www.missfidget.com/?p=4097

The article I linked to links to this video as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjGt2hnsod4

[–]rothweih 2 points3 points ago

That girl is not that short and the hill is very slight. She is average height probably. I am above average (5'9") and that beast would still tower over me just at the withers.

[–]Interminable_Turbine 136 points137 points ago

God damn. Horses are so fucking majestic. I just want to put a mother-fucking saddle on that shit and ride into a beautiful-ass sunset or some kind of shit.

[–]Dick_Serious 97 points98 points ago

Shit dude, that fuckin' horse is the shit. Look at that big ass motherfucker. I bet that fucker runs hard as shit, right? Fuck.

God damn.

Shit.

[–]epic-clutch 31 points32 points ago

That horse runs like it's mad at the ground.

[–]pencil364 4 points5 points ago

You take some fuck then some shit then some fuck then some shit, you got a fuck-shit stack, a fuck-shit stack

[–]svengalus 8 points9 points ago

Riding into the sunset is only something you can watch someone else do. A rider riding into the sunset just rides west a little while until they realize it is dark and they can't see where they are going.

[–]CheezHeadBarlow 17 points18 points ago

Fuck yeah you do

[–]om3n 2 points3 points ago

Okay Kenny.

[–]suddenly_ponies 4 points5 points ago

[–]J1P3A 290 points291 points ago

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 240 points241 points ago

LINK PLEASE

[–]FastRedPonyCar 51 points52 points ago

Today is your day to shine

[–]Dannybaker 14 points15 points ago

Glad you thought it would be nice to share your big karma moment with us

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 20 points21 points ago

I have it framed on the wall above my bed

[–]empw 10 points11 points ago

I feel like /u/RHINOCOCK_ENTHUSIAST could have had a better day today

[–]tragicallyohio 5 points6 points ago

You're so polite.

[–]zero000 6 points7 points ago

Relevant Rule 34: NSFW

Source: Berserk Vol 17

[–]AOIM_CubanJ 5 points6 points ago

WTF did i just read?!

[–]zero000 3 points4 points ago

A single page out of 1000's in one of the best comic series in the world. Holds back no punches in terms of characters, story, plot, and world.

[–]preservepromiscuity 2 points3 points ago

Precisely what I came to comments to see. Well done.

[–]torontoitguy 0 points1 point ago

Reddit reads my mind!

[–]pikk 58 points59 points ago

how big is his cock?

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 74 points75 points ago

Let me investigate

[–]ijustneededaname 26 points27 points ago

You really love this thread don't you?

[–]arup02 19 points20 points ago

The real question here.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 5 points6 points ago

The real question is if his mom survived giving birth to him.

[–]noquedannombres 3 points4 points ago

I came here to read a comment about that horses cock. Was not disappointed.

[–]elime 21 points22 points ago

Needs a banana for scale

[–]95688it 15 points16 points ago

scale is neccessary, she could be 4'2"

[–]shiny_dunsparce 2 points3 points ago

Horse is 7 feet at withers.

[–]Misunderstud 7 points8 points ago

[–]FLU773RSHY 6 points7 points ago

Big Macintosh

[–]LtDarthWookie 4 points5 points ago

EEEEYUP.

[–]YawbThe2nd 11 points12 points ago

Would be so much better without the HDR.

[–]lazyplayboy 16 points17 points ago

Photo needs more HDR.

[–]sakattak 2 points3 points ago

[–]omarei 2 points3 points ago

[–]CaptainInternets 14 points15 points ago

I would ride that glorious creature into combat and lay waste to all who opposed me and my giant horse.

[–]caamando 4 points5 points ago

He's so big you could have a team of guys riding into combat on him. Just watch out for those pesky wood elves.

[–]Hootentoot 4 points5 points ago

...And the horse is pretty neat, too.

[–]thrush77 8 points9 points ago

That horse is standing still because he wants to stand still. I don't think the reins or the girl could hold him.

[–]malatemporacurrunt 16 points17 points ago

Technically that would be true of just about any horse.

[–]scamperly 9 points10 points ago

Owned by Ser Clegane

[–]PlasmaBurns 16 points17 points ago

Put armor on the horse. Get a strong, armored, well-trained soldier with a 12 foot lance on his shoulders. Get about 50 more of this set up and have them charge you at full speed with the intention to kill you. Then you will know what it was like to be a men-at-arms in medieval times. If I was in that situation, I would run my ruined pants back to my hovel.

[–]Sgt_Sarcastic 16 points17 points ago

Horses in medieval times were, in general, smaller than average horses today. Besides that, the biggest horses did not necessarily make the best war horses.

[–]PlasmaBurns 8 points9 points ago

It depends on what they wanted to do with the horse. Some horses needed to be fast or run a long time(rouncey). Others need to carry as much mass as they could across the field a few times to bash into the other guys(destrier).

[–]princesspootie 2 points3 points ago

Except that none of those horses were this tall. The battle horses you're thinking of were probably 15 hands high. This guy is 20 hands high.

[–]Irongate 3 points4 points ago

Moving in re-enactor circles I've always been told that horses of that period weren't actually all that tall though; that 14 or 15 hands was usual, and that differences were mostly in musculature.

[–]cocoria 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, the people they were charging at were shorter back then too!

[–]skibum607 10 points11 points ago

He is just short of 6 feet 11 inches. Video.

[–]kingclarkeson 3 points4 points ago

mr hands.... big jake..... shudder

[–]dtfan5191 3 points4 points ago

So...one Jake sized duck or 100 duck sized Jakes?

[–]adrielmichaud 1 point2 points ago

Overdone HDR

[–]lexsird 3 points4 points ago

Oh look, it's my ex wife's high horse.

[–]PepNYC 7 points8 points ago

That's a lot of glue right there.

[–]ZeroCool1 2 points3 points ago

Why did this image have to be in HDR?

[–]Blasterion 0 points1 point ago

Gotta be hard to mount him.

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 8 points9 points ago

Even harder to be mounted!

[–]Ferrocile 2 points3 points ago

That is a proper horse to bring to a dragon fight.

[–]theI0N 2 points3 points ago

Mr. Hands would have a field day with this one.

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2 points3 points ago

Wouldn't we all

[–]garymrush 2 points3 points ago

Little Jane, the shortest cowgirl in the world.

[–]elwood78 3 points4 points ago

This would be a good horse for the Mountain that rides..

[–]YSCapital 2 points3 points ago

[–]Cofo 2 points3 points ago

Suddenly, "horse-sized duck" takes on a whole new meaning.

[–]BenBenRodr 2 points3 points ago

Perfect for ser Gregor, the Mountain That Rides.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

HUGE HORSE COCK HERRRRRRRPPPPPP

[–]elastic-craptastic 2 points3 points ago

Please tell me hey're breeding this guy with as many of the biggest female horses as they can. I want to see a race of super-horses before I die.

[–]Bodygasm 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how she can take it all?

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2 points3 points ago

proper training

[–]Sgt_Sarcastic 1 point2 points ago

Rule 34 please.

[–]hanzvondoom 2 points3 points ago

that thing belongs in skyrim

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 1 point2 points ago

Nice clarity filter. Beautiful horse.

[–]tinytoffy -1 points0 points ago

What's up with all these giant animals?

[–]rootuseralpha 0 points1 point ago

Why'd you steal Shaq's horse?

[–]phukunewb -1 points0 points ago

Whoa.. CORDS?!

[–]bloodflash 1 point2 points ago

Or: Little Sue, the smallest woman in the whole damn county ;)

[–]Coolguyzack 2 points3 points ago

huh. It's like the front of P.F. Chang's

[–]barium111 0 points1 point ago

Im sure that horse is big but I bet she is a really small person to make horse look bigger.

[–]Almalathi 1 point2 points ago

André the Giant horse?

[–]zeroGamer 1 point2 points ago

Big horse... itty bitty cowgirl.

[–]Itseffingcold 0 points1 point ago

Tallest horse in the world... or small girl?

[–]Mellissadank 1 point2 points ago

He's beautiful!

[–]ToiletRollTemple 1 point2 points ago

What is the building behind it? That arouses my interest more than the horse (no homo).

[–]MrBurd 2 points3 points ago

Picture seems to be taken in Poynette, WI at a farm called Smokey Hollow Farm.

I've looked around in the area but couldn't really find the building in the background. I will continue searching.

Edit: Seems to be here.

[–]magicbullets 0 points1 point ago

Horse 1, carrots 0.

[–]virtyy 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the size of his Jake.

[–]randumname 0 points1 point ago

Keeping with the equine theme, are we going to see a huge ass next?

[–]Damacles 0 points1 point ago

That is a large horse.

[–]its_j0hn 0 points1 point ago

or a very short woman...

[–]Jakeasaurus 0 points1 point ago

I've never met a Jake I didn't like.

[–]yesukai 0 points1 point ago

That woman gives us no context to how big the horse is. How tall is she? I know some pretty small women.

[–]Chadbrochill1993 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of glue.... I'll show myself out.

[–]50_shades_of_rape -1 points0 points ago

Soon...

[–]hasjthits 1 point2 points ago

The only horse that's big enough to bring a smile on Courtney Love's face.

[–]daole 1 point2 points ago

"You can call me Father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son-of-a-bitch, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I'll finish this fight." -The real Big Jake

[–]bharamaty 0 points1 point ago

dude had i had this horse back in the day, or better yet MOTHA FUCKING RIDERS OF ROHAN BABY

people would NOT fuck wif dat SHITTT

[–]GiggityGiggityGooOO 1 point2 points ago

No i rather NOT fight a duck THAT big.

[–]dwellercmd 1 point2 points ago

That "girl" is 20 feet tall.

[–]AaronInTheForest -1 points0 points ago

I'm scared of normal horses. Big Jake is terrifying. Thanks for the nightmares.

[–]scottystreet 2 points3 points ago

Lil' Anne, the smallest horse rider in the world!

[–]zach2093 1 point2 points ago

A horse for The Mountain Who Rides.

[–]manlord 1 point2 points ago

Look at his expression. He knows he's the shit.

[–]Guy-Manuel 0 points1 point ago

OR: a very small girl with a normal horse.

[–]dgd765 0 points1 point ago

I want to ride it into battle

[–]ricankng787 0 points1 point ago

He knows he's the shit.

[–]TronaldMcDonald 0 points1 point ago

get him an iphone 5

[–]Khue 1 point2 points ago

Man, he's as big as a horse.

[–]lkseley 0 points1 point ago

It's Big Jake. From State Farm.

[–]NathanExplosions 0 points1 point ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[–]Walkens_Cowbell 0 points1 point ago

This brings "hung like a horse" to a whole other level

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 1 point2 points ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]Reaper_fuzz 0 points1 point ago

Sex in the city 3?

[–]Darkmotive 0 points1 point ago

The mare is going to have a bad time.

[–]redgreenandblue 0 points1 point ago

that horse sure looks tall next to that small girl. ಠ_ಠ

[–]jba55 0 points1 point ago

Well, now I have to post the Mrs. Hands video. NSFW

[–]EmbarrassingMother 0 points1 point ago

He would feed a lot of dogs.

[–]GameDev11 1 point2 points ago

I got a Big Jake looking at that cowgirl.

[–]Hewgag 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to make a modern western movie about a fictional small-town lawman who is like 8' tall 3' wide and rides a fucking Clydesdale!

[–]ads91 0 points1 point ago

Or is she just a midget :/

[–]schuppaloop 0 points1 point ago

This is not a joke. For some reason, I read the title as "Big Gay Jake, the tallest horse in the world."

[–]wesleyt89 0 points1 point ago

How much does that guy weigh?

[–]Darktidemage -1 points0 points ago

Most epic thing ever would be if a protester rode this into a line of police on horseback.

[–]TimelessParadox 0 points1 point ago

I would like to ride that thing into a medieval battle. Quake before my mighty steed!

[–]nastynasti 1 point2 points ago

It's good to see that lady decided to get off her high horse

[–]tropicalallan 1 point2 points ago

Not as big as my erection for that jockey.

[–]caitlinnormal 0 points1 point ago

That is the horse I was meant to ride

[–]Skinny128 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see that dog catch a frisbee.

[–]uTorrent 1 point2 points ago

THE GREAT STALLION! SOMEONE ALERT THE KHALESEE!

[–]InTheHamIAm 0 points1 point ago

Big Jake is big.

[–]EasyCheezie 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the size condom it would take to store that shit.

[–]akersam 0 points1 point ago

That's not a horse, that's just a lame giraffe.

[–]Eshade 0 points1 point ago

should have named him Havoc

[–]LOLGTFO 0 points1 point ago

I wanna ride it sooooo bad, the horse is kinda cool too

[–]lukenney 0 points1 point ago

Dang Jake! You BIG!

[–]thundar00 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hamilton5M 1 point2 points ago

If I owned that horse I would have war armor made for it. It would be a wall of gleaming mail and plate.

I would then attack medieval times and make them my slaves and enjoy the lamentation of their women.

[–]TheGazzelle 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, he's bigger than that house.

[–]ofa776 1 point2 points ago

No one seems to notice his handler looks like Emma Watson? Is that just me?

[–]R0ck0_81 0 points1 point ago

whew His mom sure lucked out after naming him at birth - "Little Jake" would have been embarrassing

[–]roach48059 1 point2 points ago

Big Jake lives in my area. Here's a local article about his record attempt. http://poynettepressonline.com/Main.asp?SectionID=42&SubSectionID=151&ArticleID=3838

[–]JAEitler 0 points1 point ago

Little Sara, the below average height girl.

[–]thecarolinelinnae 0 points1 point ago

That's a big fuckin' horse.

[–]PublicStaticVoidMatt 0 points1 point ago

TWIST girl is 5' 2"

[–]constantlyconfused19 0 points1 point ago

Holy cow!

[–]physys 0 points1 point ago

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the world's tallest horse!

[–]RobertBlaze 0 points1 point ago

or...Little Jane, the shortest horse trainer in the world

[–]swiper33 1 point2 points ago

That is one of the Maeras, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.