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[–]fixthecopier 70 points71 points ago

Guess there will be no Christmas, because everybody knows Santa only cums once a year.

[–]buckygrad 0 points1 point ago

A little early for Christmas posts, no?

[–]Farisr9k 13 points14 points ago

"Santa, am I naughty or nice?"

"Niiice.."

[–]callumgg 7 points8 points ago

Looks like the bear's been looking forward to that.

On a side note, is that Tescos? Can't believe they have the Christmas chocolates out already.

[–]Jemmargh 6 points7 points ago

This is, indeed, Tesco. The store I work at got the first batch of Christmas paraphernalia delivered in the middle of August; it was on the shelves last weekend. It gets earlier every year.

[–]moz_1983 4 points5 points ago

Only three and a half months until easter eggs are on sale!

[–]Jemmargh 0 points1 point ago

Yes, those are delivered on Boxing Day (I wish I was joking).

[–]lolwalrus 1 point2 points ago

Was just remarking that they were stocking Christmas chocolates in my local Tesco in August, as well as Christmas cards in my local card shop. Insane.

[–]Jemmargh -1 points0 points ago

It's marketing for the most part. The idea is that people will buy chocolates, alcohol, presents etc. to avoid the rush and eat/drink/use/lose them in the months before the day itself, so they have to buy more to replace them.

I, for one, couldn't resist a tin of Celebrations stowed away in the back of the cupboard on the pretense that "I'm saving for Auntie Gertrude's Christmas present", so it's a pretty clever ploy.

[–]webchimp32 2 points3 points ago

Like those mince pies with a best before date of mid november.

[–]lolwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Oh, fair enough. It is quite a clever ploy in that sense then, I must agree.

[–]samsaBEAR 1 point2 points ago

Nothing of the sort in the Canterbury Tescos, not even Halloween stuff yet.

[–]Jemmargh 1 point2 points ago

We don't have Halloween stuff out yet, but the Christmas stuff is well and truly out on proud display. It's mental.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 6 points7 points ago

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why ...

[–]nameless88 5 points6 points ago

Bite the pillow,
santa's going in dry.

[–]the_impossimpable 2 points3 points ago

Just a stunt to get off Santa's naughty list.

[–]AJam 2 points3 points ago

putting the 'pole' in polar bear

[–]syrah900 0 points1 point ago

Store clerk: "How about them bears?"

Henry: "Fuck the bears."

-Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer

[–]kba334 0 points1 point ago

Caught on CCTV, soon on a porn site of your choice under the tag...

[–]DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT 2 points3 points ago

Rule 34: Tesco's CCTV

[–]this_isnt_me 0 points1 point ago

Naughty Santa!

[–]pfrench 1 point2 points ago

I think Santa is going to be coming down the wrong chimney tonight.

[–]SBLC -1 points0 points ago

This made me look forward to Christmas. And i hate winter!

Good job, OP. Good job.

[–]thegoodendedhappily 1 point2 points ago

The facial expressions of both parties involved are priceless.

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

This porn brought to you by Coca-Cola.

[–]shif 0 points1 point ago

"Milky Bar"

[–]dgd765 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, what store is stocking christmas candy this early?

[–]xgloryfades 2 points3 points ago

Tesco (UK supermarket).

I've seen mince pies in ASDA too...

[–]StabbyMcRunFast 0 points1 point ago

I saw these in The Co-Op the other day, too. Thought about getting a Kinder one because that chocolate is awesome, but so is Lindt/Lindor... I left with nothing.

[–]squirrino 1 point2 points ago

Oh, Lindt Reindeer, how I love thee.

[–]lolwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Also Lindt Bunnies at Easter. I almost want to wear the ribbon and bell collars as a bracelet.

[–]squirrino 0 points1 point ago

I have done a few times. I managed about a week with one tied on my ankle, until the bell drove me to a state of rage! Volunteering as a dog walker suddenly loses a HUGE amount of appeal when your ankle constantly rings! :P

[–]lolwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Haha! I should imagine it would be annoying, the dogs probably got excited when they heard it ring too xDD

[–]vajav 0 points1 point ago

Shhhh....

[–]boweruk 0 points1 point ago

Christmas confectionary in Tesco? Where abouts do you live? My local branch has Celebrations and Quality Street but nothing this Christmas-y.

[–]squirrino 1 point2 points ago

It's everywhere. My local ASDA has the Christmas aisle up already. I give it a month until they start playing fucking Christmas songs.

[–]nigol67 0 points1 point ago

soooo disturbing

[–]OwnsAParrot 0 points1 point ago

Raping a bear should wake up every bears in a 40 yard radius. It makes sense, you are actually raping their best friend.

[–]Timmay3000 1 point2 points ago

Christmas candy THIS early!? I know what I'm handing out for Halloween...

[–]hatesinsomnia 0 points1 point ago

Tormund Giantsbane?

[–]CaptainBruce 0 points1 point ago

Shhh.... Father Christmas is coming!

[–]Gorrn 0 points1 point ago

Christmas shit in Tesco already?!

[–]dick_rickles 0 points1 point ago

Shh, no tears now...only dreams

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

They'll all want some of what Santa's giving.

[–]weezermc78 0 points1 point ago

Santa is enjoying this a little too much.

[–]SevenfoldAvenger 0 points1 point ago

Christmas in hollywood santa clause is i the hood lets meet under the mistletoe lets fu-u-uck

[–]yoimeponabeach 0 points1 point ago

there are three shelves there that must mean...HL3 CONFIRMED

[–]magicbullets -1 points0 points ago

That bear is such a ho ho ho.

[–]xORioN63 -1 points0 points ago

[–]B2D_B2D -4 points-3 points ago

What does Santa say, when he comes through the door with 3 chicks....hoe hoe hoe.