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[–]RunningMoto 36 points37 points ago

So reposted

[–]DrScottyB 5 points6 points ago

Reposts? On Reddit? Nooooooo.....

[–]A_1337_Canadian 14 points15 points ago

Please explain this concept of a "repost". I've never heard of it before. Not.

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I found the real Spiderman on my FB wall. 0coms -5pts 1mo pics
I see your Batman mask and raise you a Spiderman 3coms -10pts 1mo pics
oh... hey there 1com 2pts 1mo WTF
Babysitting spiderman... no big deal 208coms 2006pts 1mo funny

[–]itsathrowawayanyway 1 point2 points ago

I love how /r/pics hates it, but /r/funny earned it over 2000 karma last time. Unsure why it was ever posted in /r/funny in the first place.

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[–]fack9gag 0 points1 point ago

Won't bring his karma down. We'd have to go to all of his submission pages and downvote.

[–]TaffyCrones 4 points5 points ago

The real Spider-kid died many years ago... and was Irish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1zsqaSDZFc

[–]Jarnes_Bond 0 points1 point ago

one of the few times I've actually laughed aloud

[–]itslocked 0 points1 point ago

makes me think of this

[–]aoeu00 -2 points-1 points ago

wow.. half the video is scrolling credits.. "let's put 10-15 carriage returns between each row!"

[–]Ainar-G 2 points3 points ago

I used to do that when I was a kid. But my parents told me to stop, and now I'm fat and lazy.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Time to seek retribution; take back what was once lost....

Climb you lazy fucker, climb!

[–]Ainar-G 2 points3 points ago

(One door frame later.) “Nah, fuck it. I'm gonna be a Hutt.”

[–]Killscreen3 3 points4 points ago

Spider kid, spider kid, does whatever a spider kid does.

[–]Clippy_For_Reddit 2 points3 points ago

[–]Coolkittiez 0 points1 point ago

His parents still aren't proud

[–]FluffyPuddles 0 points1 point ago

I want that kid. I would set up an entire little city for him.

[–]crowan2011 1 point2 points ago

Haha I used do this as a kid all the time, so much fun.

[–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

I feel better knowing that out there, somewhere, there is a hero watching over the hallway.

[–]AGuyNotPlaying 0 points1 point ago

[–]Aizmool 0 points1 point ago

He's asian for sure.

[–]lenny20 1 point2 points ago

Spiderkid's true identity is Dan Murphy

[–]Ruebinho 0 points1 point ago

Daddyyyy..... How long do I need to hold on to the door frame??

[–]notacounseloryet 0 points1 point ago

Definitely used to babysit a kid like that haha

[–]wickedg3 0 points1 point ago

i tried it once.. never mind the rest of the story

[–]NofxNinja 0 points1 point ago

Creepy... I know this kid, we have a friend in common.

[–]suspiciously_calm 0 points1 point ago

No, he can't. He's a kid.

[–]PenguinJuice69 -1 points0 points ago

So footooshooped

[–]ccasling 0 points1 point ago

I used to do things like that why didn't my parents get me a spiderman costume?

[–]thatporscheguy -1 points0 points ago

Honesty, a little creepy.

[–]throwahwhey 1 point2 points ago

Why is it that children can do this sort of thing so easily?

When I was younger I could climb ANYTHING, I mean anything.

Is there some kind of body mass to strength ratio???

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

You got fat.

[–]throwahwhey 1 point2 points ago

lol But I'm just as skinny as I was when I was younger and much stronger.

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

Well, not strong enough, obviously.

[–]throwahwhey 0 points1 point ago

lol I'm was an all american in the pole vault. I'd say you have to be pretty lean with good upper body strength for that sport and in my prime I was still NOWHERE near as capable as when I was 10. I don't think I'm unique in this, I've seen a bunch of videos of young children doing stuff like this kid.

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

I wonder, if parents stopped yelling at children for climbing stuff and encouraged them to do so, and if a dude never stopped, thus never reduced strength to weight radie, he must become as strong as a gorilla eventually. Sweet.

[–]inpu 0 points1 point ago

Really? I was pretty impressed by the picture - I could never climb well, not even as a child :(

[–]eDisharmony -1 points0 points ago

NOPE.

[–]queensofaking -1 points0 points ago

If you have to stage it, it's not funny...

[–]sircheddar 0 points1 point ago

Just a sticky midget.

[–]Dev1ousPengu1n 0 points1 point ago

It's spider "little-person"

[–]DoodleBob88 0 points1 point ago

That's a solid 5.10

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 0 points1 point ago

Came for spiderman thread; was disappointed.

[–]daskrout 0 points1 point ago

I see your spiderkid and raise you my spiderkid

http://i.imgur.com/0OdeQ.jpg

[–]SamanthaFishon 0 points1 point ago

Parenting: You're doing it right.

[–]ForeverAvailable 0 points1 point ago

"Dad, can I come down now? I'm slipping!" "Dammit, I said hold on to that doorframe while I get this picture. Daddy wants his internet friends to like him."

[–]daskrout 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly what I did.

[–]Joliet_Jake_Blues 0 points1 point ago

So the poster saves pictures of little kids for later?

Not surprising.

[–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

I used to do that as a kid, but with a Canadian flag as a cape. I was "Kid Canuck".

[–]crizzlywomper -3 points-2 points ago

To the top!!

[–]Albino_Black_Sheep -2 points-1 points ago

Has it been three months already? Oh how time flies.

[–]Madargende -3 points-2 points ago

I hope he falls down and breaks his collarbone.

[–]maemtz -2 points-1 points ago

Sooooo cute.