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[–]KToff 78 points79 points ago

*feels

[–]RedTiger013 62 points63 points ago

And this is how I feel as an American downvoting an Australian

[–]Irishfanbuck 10 points11 points ago

Ahhhh... Because of the kangaroo..

[–]EnigmaticEntity 8 points9 points ago

As an Australian, I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[–]Zimyver 1 point2 points ago

That's got to be an Aussie being kicked into the dam.

[–]Numb3r_6 0 points1 point ago

*feel's, apparently.

[–]ndaly87 13 points14 points ago

is that an emu that walks by at the end? this is the most australian video i've ever seen

[–]meepstertron 4 points5 points ago

For that it's missing VB and a smoking grill.

[–]Epilepep 13 points14 points ago

Oh shit, here come's an 's!

[–]Drawtaru 6 points7 points ago

Shouldn't that be "Oh 'shit!, here come's an 's!"

[–]FletchLax13 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't that be, "Oh 'shit! Here comes an 's!"

[–]Drawtaru 1 point2 points ago

No, because there's an s in "comes."

[–]FletchLax13 2 points3 points ago

I have no idea what it is you're trying tell me right now.

[–]barrybulsara 2 points3 points ago

Whoo'sh.

[–]Drawtaru 2 points3 points ago

'seriou'sly.

[–]FletchLax13 0 points1 point ago

'sorry bro, that's my my bad. 'So how's it going?

[–]Epilepep 0 points1 point ago

Whoops, probably.

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

Don't you mean "Whoop's, probably"?

[–]Epilepep 0 points1 point ago

Aw 'shit!

Edit: I got it that time!

[–]beetnemesis 6 points7 points ago

Because Americans... stand by lakes? I don't think you thought this joke out very well.

[–]Wingmeister 8 points9 points ago

As an Australian I feel no remorse to down voting anyone. Take 2 teaspoons of cement and stir it into your coffee, and harden the fuck up

[–]9212 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, Stefan.

[–]Avannn 3 points4 points ago

Remmi gallard did the same lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpEu8

[–]Spinner_Bait 5 points6 points ago

Isn't an upside down downvote just an upvote? Aren't cucumbers better pickled?

[–]dejavont 5 points6 points ago

Don't be a dill.

[–]Ftumsh 5 points6 points ago

D'oh.

[–]ReadySetKill 2 points3 points ago

There are camels in Australia.

[–]Spacks88 0 points1 point ago

All of the camels :o

[–]6stringsickness 2 points3 points ago

AND THEN A MASSIVE CHICKEN.

[–]djbriandamage 4 points5 points ago

how a Canadian feels about superfluous apostrophes http://gifs.gifbin.com/042009/1241027332_kangaroo-kicks-kid-in-the-lake.gif

[–]JustWhy 5 points6 points ago

You mean all the downvotes are really upvotes!

[–]enterfunnynamehere 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I have this fantastic visual of an Australian throwing a downvote downwards. Angrily. Suddenly, you zoom out, you have a map of the world and the downvote is moving towards the northern hemisphere....upwards... Then you zoom in and a happy American reaches out to grab the upside down upvote! Someone make this, please. Also, I'm drunk.

[–]RelevantComments 1 point2 points ago

the reverse of this gif is mesmerizing

[–]macz5225 0 points1 point ago

It's the little kangaroo that jumps across the screen that gets me.

[–]njuty 0 points1 point ago

Trying to drown a threat is a normal part of kangaroo defensive behavior.

[–]anxietyvoyage 0 points1 point ago

When I lived in a more rural area the kangeroos used to eat my dog's food.

[–]meancommentredditor 0 points1 point ago

The roo is just trying to feed it friends.

[–]that_blind_panda 0 points1 point ago

At least it was a Kangaroo and not a drop bear. =x

[–]HouseOfHouse 0 points1 point ago

Try to recover phone or wait for vag pictures? A dilemma indeed.

[–]barrybulsara 1 point2 points ago

Cool image host, bro.

[–]MuRDoC84 1 point2 points ago

TIL kangaroo's are dicks.

[–]JrMaynard 0 points1 point ago

Vicious dicks who will gut and drown you without hesitation if you piss them off.

[–]taranaki 1 point2 points ago

I didnt watch your gif, but im going to just assume it says the word "inferior"

[–]Kellie_Lynn 0 points1 point ago

How an Australian feel is downvoting an American?

[–]joshthehappy 0 points1 point ago

because this hasn't been Reposters in a while.

[–]SuperAarioWorld 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 0 points1 point ago

Yeah whos got the power now bitch!

[–]missprincessfairy 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahaha!!! You go Aussies!!!

[–]whobroughtmehere 0 points1 point ago

Remi Gaillard's costumes are getting better

[–]Bearosaurus_Rex 0 points1 point ago

I honestly thought that this was going to be a joke about downvotes just being "Australian upvotes".

[–]chrisc908 0 points1 point ago

Moral of the story is, kangaroos are jackasses.

[–]NgrySqrrl 1 point2 points ago

Quick! Someone flip this upside down and add [Fixed] at the end! Hahaha zing!

[–]wheresthepie 0 points1 point ago

Aussie! Aussie Aussie!

[–]Ryan131 0 points1 point ago

Oi! Oi! Oi!

[–]superatheist95 0 points1 point ago

Aussie!

[–]Ftumsh 2 points3 points ago

Apostrophe!

[–]HeronSun -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was gonna be an upvote...

[–]NOTbelligerENT -1 points0 points ago

Yeah... I mean, a guy from down under, down voting something doesn't really accomplish what he wanted in the first place. Stupid double negatives.

[–]they_see_me_nolen 1 point2 points ago

[–]Pretend_Im_American 2 points3 points ago

How can you be sure you're downvoting an American bro?

[–]WreckerCrew -1 points0 points ago

American

Here's a downvote in return.

[–]Nazorovac -3 points-2 points ago

Remi gaillard

[–]cdl1216 -4 points-3 points ago

It doesn't matter what Australian's think because we are better than you...

[–]sociallyawkwarddildo -3 points-2 points ago

Will someone flip this upside down?

[–]Atario 0 points1 point ago

How it what?

[–]Pack_of_derms 7 points8 points ago

s,ןǝǝɟ ʇı ʍoɥ

[–]BreadstickNinja 0 points1 point ago

sןǝǝɟ

[–]Pack_of_derms 1 point2 points ago

˙ɹǝpun uʍop suoıʇuǝʌuoɔ ǝɥdoɹʇsodɐ pɹıǝʍ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ pǝɹnbıɟ ı ʇnq 'ʍouʞ ı

[–]BreadstickNinja 1 point2 points ago

˙ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʎq 'ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ sǝʞɐʇ sıɥʇ ˙ʇsod ǝɥʇ uı ʇɔǝɹɹoɔuı sɐʍ ʇı 'ɥɐu

[–]Pack_of_derms -1 points0 points ago

˙ɥbnoɥʇ 'ǝbɐnbuɐן ǝʌıʇɐu ɹıǝɥʇ uı ǝʇɐɔıunɯɯoɔ oʇ ǝʇıןod s,ʇı

[–]Indexius -2 points-1 points ago

But they're upside down so it is really an upvote right?

[–]Morgoy -2 points-1 points ago

i thought you just click upvote

[–]NotAlwaysAppropriate -2 points-1 points ago

Shouldn't the kid have early onset diabetes if he's representing us?

[–]Coooturtle -2 points-1 points ago

If we down vote Australians, do they recover it as an upvote?

[–]aocarson -2 points-1 points ago

Don't upvotes in your hemisphere register as downvotes here? Maybe the Aussies are trying to help posts...

[–]Kibbles4Everyone -2 points-1 points ago

A downvote in Australia is actually an up vote in America

[–]scoyne15 -5 points-4 points ago

[–]TheMasterHand -3 points-2 points ago

Would a downvote given to an American from a person In Australia turn into an upvote?

[–]LoserProvocateur -1 points0 points ago

after seeing your country doesn't have any oil - I have reversed my previous impulse of taking great offense at your jest.

[–]CajunTurkey -3 points-2 points ago

If Americans keep getting downvotes, will America eventually be at the same level as Australia in the Southern Hemisphere?

[–]ocyries -3 points-2 points ago

By the time an Australians down vote gets here, wouldn't it be and up vote?

[–]Arwin915 -3 points-2 points ago

If a gif doesn't load in RES then I give the poster an Australian Upvote.

[–]vodenii -3 points-2 points ago

Jokes on you, Australian down votes count as up votes for anyone in the northern hemisphere.

[–]bundtkate -3 points-2 points ago

But isn't a downvote in Australia an upvote in the US?

[–]Autodidact2 -4 points-3 points ago

That is the best gif in the history of gifs.

[–]Ancel3 -4 points-3 points ago

Would an Australian downvote be an American upvote?