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[–]SWIFEZUKI 1 point2 points ago

it works...still

[–]Chickenfoot117 0 points1 point ago

I would never punch my laptop.

[–]jrule23 -2 points-1 points ago

and i care why? http://fuuu.us/179.png

[–]xDrSchnugglesx -1 points0 points ago

Did you seriously just be a dick to the audience of your post? Fuck you bro. Get new friends who don't have anger issues.

[–]SWIFEZUKI 1 point2 points ago

waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cry like a used slut too. its ok

[–]xDrSchnugglesx -1 points0 points ago

What is wrong with Reddit these days...

[–]SWIFEZUKI 1 point2 points ago

people like you... tut tut

[–]SWIFEZUKI 1 point2 points ago

Are you mad potion drinker?

[–]xDrSchnugglesx -2 points-1 points ago

I see you are new here. PROTIP: Don't be a complete assholes.

[–]SWIFEZUKI 1 point2 points ago

PROTIP: Go back to 4chan

[–]xDrSchnugglesx -2 points-1 points ago

Lololol. How is that even insulting?

[–]SWIFEZUKI 1 point2 points ago

mmmm apparently i need a 4chan account to make that noticeable... well too bad

[–]SWIFEZUKI 1 point2 points ago

and what do you do for a living sweetpea?

[–]jrule23 1 point2 points ago

sorry your life is perfect where you don't have anger problems http://fuuu.us/46.png

[–]xDrSchnugglesx -2 points-1 points ago

That's true. I don't have anger problems. That's why they are called 'problems'. Because people shouldn't have them.

[–]jrule23 1 point2 points ago

Sorry you have the magical butthole that never leaks but everyone else in the world has problems

[–]xDrSchnugglesx -2 points-1 points ago

I can see you stopped trying. It's okay. maybe next time.

[–]askylitcity -1 points0 points ago

And we care about this thread... why?

[–]jrule23 0 points1 point ago

my drunkiness levels right now just make me want to say http://fuuu.us/61.png

[–]SWIFEZUKI 0 points1 point ago

you did respond, yes?

[–]askylitcity -2 points-1 points ago

As did he, to the parent comment.

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[–]SWIFEZUKI 0 points1 point ago

i hope you have "weird" kids

[–]askylitcity 1 point2 points ago

What are you talking about, guy?

[–]SWIFEZUKI 0 points1 point ago

lol who knows?

[–]xDrSchnugglesx 0 points1 point ago

He's an idiot. Read what he wrote in response to my comments in this thread.