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[–]PublicUrinator 737 points738 points ago

Jesus, at least tie up the ends.

[–]TimeTravelingCowboy 1210 points1211 points ago

as if there's etiquette for shitting in condoms.

[–]Gramma42ton 937 points938 points ago

Yes, there is a quasi etiquette for shitting in condoms.

You tie them up, put them in a freezer, then use the frozen poop condom as a dildo.

It's called the Alaskan Pipeline.

[–]spansky 361 points362 points ago

TIL

[–]sarcasticmrfox 195 points196 points ago

I hate to be that guy but it's icicling

[–]TheDirty1 264 points265 points ago

Alaskan Pipeline sounds better for some reason.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 70 points71 points ago

Whatever you're more comfortable with.

[–]cumfarts 290 points291 points ago

I'm more comfortable not shoving frozen turds up my ass

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 338 points339 points ago

Says, Cumfarts.

[–]DammitLeeroy 19 points20 points ago

So just the regular ones then?

[–]CrispyPudding 152 points153 points ago

you mean you are more cumfartable with not shoving frozen turds up your ass.

[–]seishi 32 points33 points ago

They're covered in latex. Stop being such a germ freak.

[–]LoganPhyve 6 points7 points ago

I know, right? It's not like it didn't come out of there to begin with.

[–]caveofnecrogond 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention, if you're patient enough to wait for them to melt, it would be totally worth it. Mmm gooey dildo goodness.

[–]Buckwhal 14 points15 points ago

...going up your ass.

[–]unknownsoldierx 18 points19 points ago

Because in either case, a rupture is disastrous.

[–]Anhedonique 47 points48 points ago

[–]LockMeIn 114 points115 points ago

When I woke up this morning, and wondered what delights the day had in store for me, did I think I'd be witnessing a discussion about the correct nomenclature of sex with frozen shit in condoms?

No, I did not.

[–]Linkoni 22 points23 points ago

"Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor."

Well, there's something I'm yet to see.

[–]GrandmaCereal 52 points53 points ago

poop back and forth...forever

))<>((

[–]killahcool 3 points4 points ago

I'm so glad you posted that. My SO has never seen M&Y&EWK so everytime I send him ))<>(( he just thinks I'm being cute.

[–]The_7th_Dwarf 60 points61 points ago

As a person who lives in Alaska and near the pipeline, I now feel dirty when I look out my window.

[–]Poopieheadsavant 66 points67 points ago

...put them in the freezer. Once frozen take them out and use the fine side of the cheese grater and grate a bit of that shit in your friend's dorm room carpets. Then watch as said friend tries frantically to discover where the smell is coming from and have fun. This has been a Reddit tip.

[–]OccamsAxe 11 points12 points ago

You are evil.

[–]DonkeyTrain 28 points29 points ago

Well there should be. Otherwise this is just weird.

[–]DaOskieWoskie 732 points733 points ago

That picture of Michael looking in the dead pigeon bag is exactly how i feel right now

[–]matt01ss 202 points203 points ago

[–]Litagano 76 points77 points ago

Whoa, a gif version.

[–]matt01ss 34 points35 points ago

Go forth my son, spread the gif goodness

[–]dtsupra30 68 points69 points ago

Exactly how I felt clicking that

[–]ClassyPotato 121 points122 points ago

I also like karma.

[–]Pestilent 42 points43 points ago

There ya go buddy.

[–]NickStrick 158 points159 points ago

What's up with the little rubix cube of shit on top?

[–]seamen_slurper 393 points394 points ago

Been trying to solve that one for the last hour

[–]Rotty2707 55 points56 points ago

BADUM TSS

[–]RICH_LITTLE 1072 points1073 points ago

That's a shit load of condoms.

[–]waffle_socks 273 points274 points ago

Wipe that smirk off your face, buddy.

[–]cyberfunk42 180 points181 points ago

Wipe that shit off your smirk, buddy.

[–]benama 65 points66 points ago

I AINT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

[–]Cracked_Lucidity 56 points57 points ago

I AINT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!

[–]benama 58 points59 points ago

I AINT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY!

[–]Neonysus 24 points25 points ago

It appears we have come full circle!

[–]SalQ 0 points1 point ago

I AINT YOUR BUDDY, PAL!

[–]sipping 141 points142 points ago

I AINT YOUR PAL, NTSC

[–]Commod0re 10 points11 points ago

Alright, I'll upvote you for that one

[–]bluesjammer -1 points0 points ago

gehehehe..

[–]PaulPsychotic 45 points46 points ago

i died, that caught me off guard

[–]ArmyTurtles 35 points36 points ago

RIP PaulPsychotic

[–]Slow-Clapper 7 points8 points ago

Slow clap....

[–]cowpower 98 points99 points ago

I swear to god I smelled hat picture for a second

[–]what_am_i_looking_at 210 points211 points ago

[–]tclipse 11 points12 points ago

An asshat.

[–]xyz_zyx 254 points255 points ago

That's not all he does with it... WARNING: NSFW

FUUUCKK...

More, if you dare.

[–]formerlylurkinlurker 515 points516 points ago

Its funny how he's wearing a glove but has shit in his mouth.

[–]SeaweedWater 219 points220 points ago

You can't get it on your hand, man. That's gross.

[–]munge_me_not 17 points18 points ago

Poop on the hands is grody.

[–]cyber_andyy 116 points117 points ago

Thank god for your reply. I nearly clicked.

[–]bluesjammer 45 points46 points ago

I...clicked. Fuck.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 55 points56 points ago

He doesn't wanna touch the turd, but he's okay with scarfing it down like a god damn chocodile?!

[–]SquishMitt3n 13 points14 points ago

Oh my god Francine.

[–]whiskeyonsunday 18 points19 points ago

What if he got it on his hands and then rubbed his eye? That's how pinkeye happens, man. You don't mess with pinkeye.

[–]newvictim 84 points85 points ago

I have not gagged from the internet in a long time. Thanks.

[–]tryndasphere 84 points85 points ago

At least he's wearing gloves.

[–]invalidusermyass 36 points37 points ago

How hygienic of him

[–]trisurge 66 points67 points ago

Sweet fuck my eyes are bleeding

[–]captainryan 53 points54 points ago

Wasn't exactly what I was expecting him to do with it, yet this is somehow worse.

[–]Avista 37 points38 points ago

Somehow this is worse? What the hell could be worse than eating a tube of poo directly from a condom?

As long as he isn't murdering other people with his poo somehow, this is pretty much worse than anything he could be doing with his poo.

[–]Killer_Tomato 59 points60 points ago

putting it up some one else's butt who then repoops it into his mouth.

[–]SquishMitt3n 5 points6 points ago

God damn it Internet.

[–]rsn4ke 19 points20 points ago

Well, there's always this.

[–]N69sZelda 5 points6 points ago

yep yep. that would be worse

[–]smigenboger 37 points38 points ago

guyeatingshitoutofacondom.jpg

...I think I'll pass on that link

[–]hoopstick 34 points35 points ago

This dude is shoving shit-filled condoms into his mouth, and my first thought is how smooth and consistent his poop is. The internet has broken me.

[–]TheMartinConan[S] 30 points31 points ago

Yup. Saw this shit on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

[–]kdkorz10211 2 points3 points ago

Ah, so he wears (possibly fucks?) his shit condoms, too. Glorious.

[–]User100011 12 points13 points ago

It takes all sorts of people to fill this crazy world. Wow.

[–]JunkmanJim 1 point2 points ago

The streets are paved with gold for this gentleman, unfortunately for me, vaginas cannot stored and utilized so easily.

[–]ThisIsNotAMegaphone 291 points292 points ago

step aside cum box guy, we have a new winner.

[–]mrlanious 32 points33 points ago

Please don't provide a link to whatever it is you are referring to.

[–]warlord_jared 49 points50 points ago

Just picture lasagna. Dry, crusty lasagna. In a box.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 60 points61 points ago

The lasagna is now CUM! Anything can happen when you're on reddit.

[–]brutalbronco 7 points8 points ago

Poor Garfield.

[–]jimjamwood 2 points3 points ago

I actually get this since my SO and fellow redditor shared the story and link with me.

THIS, this is worse

[–]termsofenragement 34 points35 points ago

How does he get all that shit in there?

[–]Jacerator 21 points22 points ago

He Shits, freezes them, stuffs them into jimmy hats, and then stuffs the shit sausages back into his poop factory loading dock.

It handles inbound as well as outbound loads. Of shit.

[–]Clay_Statue 7 points8 points ago

That's what I wanted to know. I'm almost scared to find out.

[–]GuardianReflex 42 points43 points ago

  1. Unroll condom
  2. hold edges of condom near anus
  3. poop into condom
  4. tie off condom
  5. place in cold temperature until solid
  6. ?????
  7. take pictures of shit filled condoms and post to internet.

[–]KarmicBurn 39 points40 points ago

So do we profit at step 8 or 9?

[–]EJ88 58 points59 points ago

There is no profit with this. Only loss, at the cost of the human race.

[–]teemarsh422 5 points6 points ago

You profit at steps 1-7...

[–]Clay_Statue 3 points4 points ago

Wow... That makes so much more sense now. I wonder why condoms aren't marketed for this? This thread demonstrates clearly how they can be used for much more practical things than safe sex.

[–]blackhawk465 2 points3 points ago

I think I might have heard they're great for keeping things in to be waterproof during any out door adventure or maybe something remotely close to that. But yea they are definitely multi-purpose.

[–]Stevoh 300 points301 points ago

SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THE HELL I CLICKED ON THIS

[–]TheFappingChampion 148 points149 points ago

Well how often do you get to see shit in condoms? Especially a collection

[–]cathyblues 76 points77 points ago

the collectors edition?

[–]necrons_ftw 42 points43 points ago

Directors cut.

[–]itwaslikethatiswear 114 points115 points ago

Directors Butt.

[–]techno-toast 129 points130 points ago

With a shitload of bonus feces

[–]orzof 19 points20 points ago

Because you know that people lie on the internet and the only time people are sincere is when it's something like this.

[–]H_Savage 18 points19 points ago

I know, right? What else was I possibly expecting given the title?

[–]Myuriko 97 points98 points ago

Fuck. I did it again! I need to stop clicking blue links AS I read them. "Guy who-" -click- "saves his poop in- GOD DAMMIT"

[–]prostaglandin 28 points29 points ago

The name is scatbear

[–]Pr3Zd0 25 points26 points ago

welp, that was one dark place of the internet I didn't see myself going...

[–]Platypuskeeper 39 points40 points ago

"Location: Germany"

It all makes sense now.

[–]PumpyChowdown 10 points11 points ago

What is it with Germans and shit?

[–]Wutzberger 3 points4 points ago

Can someone explain the germany <-> shit thing to me? I never got this.

[–]Platypuskeeper 7 points8 points ago

The authoritative works on it would probably be Life is Like a Chicken Coop Ladder: A Portrait of German Culture Through Folklore by professor Alan Dundes, and The Call of Human Nature: The Role of Scatology in Modern German Literature by Rollfinke.

This article talks a bit about both.

[–]Wutzberger 5 points6 points ago

I have never read an article that horrible and full of shit (no pun intended).

Did a little research on those books and I guess the writers have never talked to a german or been to germany.

But thanks for clearing up why the world thinks we like shit :D

[–]Platypuskeeper 3 points4 points ago

What about the wacky German poo-shelf toilets? :)

[–]findingorwell 12 points13 points ago

Scatbear's about me:

pervers scatpig, good-looking, 45 years, hairy, goatee. like mutual scatplaying. rimming dirty asses , piss drinker, piss in asshole, shitfistfuck, fucking into shitting asses. shit in each others mouth lick the turds together. chew the turds. eat shit.totally shitsmeraing. refilling assholes with safed shit. dildos in shitfilled asses love dirty asses, rimming wide open assholes, pushed out rosebutts love dirty cuddling and kissing playing in front of a camera also into fistfuck,assholepumping and cumplaying with cumfilled condoms like to make private movies

[–]jimitonic 9 points10 points ago

aaaaaaand /thread.

[–]holyfields-ear 3 points4 points ago

Back and forth forever.

[–]Ragnarok022 3 points4 points ago

After reading the "About Me" thing I was terrified. Then I read he lives in Germany...

Can someone explain to me how to get a university place in another country?

[–]jpp407 76 points77 points ago

Deaddove.jpg

[–]x0mbigrl 33 points34 points ago

Sausages.

[–]ExTex 30 points31 points ago

...or haggis. I would imagine it would taste the same...

Damn, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[–]ryangaston88 20 points21 points ago

Haggis is actually pretty damn tasty.

[–]NoLegsLunatic 23 points24 points ago

Well guess thats enough internet for one night

[–]plantsaretheorigin 50 points51 points ago

[–]necrons_ftw 30 points31 points ago

Knew it wasn't possible, but wanted to see it anyway.

[–]imkindofimpressed 25 points26 points ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]ItzInMyNature 28 points29 points ago

Boil*

[–]jimmysuarez 4 points5 points ago

What about the guy who cooked and ate his own testicles?

[–]chlharryhausen 49 points50 points ago

Oh my eyes!!! why??? WHY??? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???

No, seriously, why?

[–]TheMartinConan[S] 45 points46 points ago

There's more where that came from.

[–]BeARdBARIAN 30 points31 points ago

Links please.

[–]ThreeBigTacos 91 points92 points ago

Do you realize what you just asked for?

[–]BeARdBARIAN 33 points34 points ago

MUST SEE MORE POOP IN CONDOMS. THIS IS A SERIOUS FETISH! Not really, but I would love to read the reason behind it.

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 28 points29 points ago

It probably is actually a fetish.

[–]McJawsh 13 points14 points ago

Frozen poop dildos. They're huge in German adult shops.

[–]RitalIN-RitalOUT 32 points33 points ago

And the Japanese ones, not so big.

[–]thenumberZED 9 points10 points ago

I see what you did there...

[–]SomeonesMomster 17 points18 points ago

alaskan pipeline ....the world is a messed up pile of fetishes.

[–]MacGuyverism 8 points9 points ago

So he can get them back in and re-shit them, off course.

[–]rockpaperbanana 17 points18 points ago

Back and forth , forever

[–]sonarx 21 points22 points ago

Someone get this Guy on hoarders. Just when people thought the episodes couldn't get any worst.

[–]SeanDougherty86 7 points8 points ago

Does he at least have a reason?

..not looking for a good one

Edit: It's called an Alaskan Pipeline

[–]gupsy 12 points13 points ago

So I tend to just go down a page of Reddit and click all of the links with my middle mouse button so they open in background tabs. Usually I either forget what the context is by the time I see the linked item or I only vaguely read the link to begin with.

This was one of the latter times, my brain was processing "poop" and "condom" just a smidge too slow to stop me from seeing this picture. I really need to start paying attention to links.

[–]Intestinal_Columbine 6 points7 points ago

TIL some guys with barbwire tattoos actually ARE pretty hardcore.

[–]everythingisarepost 13 points14 points ago

Ugh seen it. Unfortunately. I don't know why. But fuck, I remember it.

[–]Nealster 4 points5 points ago

Is that the only pan of poop sausages?

[–]TheFigment 3 points4 points ago

Next up on Hoarders: Buried Alive...

[–]MasonFr429 6 points7 points ago

They're so... Sturdy and intact. Impressed. But still, what the fuck.

[–]Beelzeboz0 2 points3 points ago

I think that deserves a NSFL tag. I should really read titles before clicking links. Not that it would of stopped me but it's nice to be prepared.

[–]enimem 3 points4 points ago

I wonder how he is doing it.. do you think he shits directly into condoms ? Theses things are tight, it must be a messy job to do it with shit already on the floor or on something, unless he puts it in the freezer before installing those condoms.

[–]madtownb 4 points5 points ago

I laughed at the image name: condomsfilledwithshit.jpg . so... literal.

[–]hojosmojo69xs 3 points4 points ago

I wonder how many "Couric's" there is

[–]heckler_heckler 5 points6 points ago

Alaskan pipe line....not even...no, fuck that, no meme reference, find him and tell him he's full of shit, then tell him a joke and ask about his shit eating grin

[–]LeftoverBanana 6 points7 points ago

Let's just hope he doesn't freeze them

[–]Spacebotzero 6 points7 points ago

I stared at this longer than I should have. I was thinking....oh look...home made sausage. Or even some kind of blood sausage. Then red the title.

That's. Fucking. Gross.

[–]azzaleo 3 points4 points ago

The worst part of this picture? He appears to own an original Keith Haring artwork.

[–]gloomdoom 24 points25 points ago

Yes, because it's so easy to discern an original from a print or something cut out of a book when it's in the background of a photo of a guy holding a tray full of shit-filled condoms.

[–]Kinjou 4 points5 points ago

That's just wrong. What is he saving it for?! Future generations?!

[–]pop1156 34 points35 points ago

you'll deal with the same shit i did as a teenager

[–]Kupkin 5 points6 points ago

I read the title, and yet, still clicked the link.

[–]johzho123 3 points4 points ago

I think the real question is how he got them in the first place....

[–]andosaurus 0 points1 point ago

Why would this not be marked as NSFW?!

[–]GDRolfe 2 points3 points ago

"Now we're just going to preheat the oven to 475o and pop these in there for 30 minutes."

[–]wothy 0 points1 point ago

Please put a NSFW tag on this. Personally I'd much rather have work catching me looking at a pair of tits than this kind of stuff.

[–]chelseab 2 points3 points ago

Just when I thought I had seen it all...

[–]podobuzz 4 points5 points ago

Along comes a Lambda, four foot tall...

[–]Sonowske 3 points4 points ago

He most definitely gives a shit.

[–]LudicrousGibs 3 points4 points ago

Could just be taters.

No, looks more like yams.

But I wanna believe.

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 3 points4 points ago

I've seen a lot of sick shit on the internet. Not even batted an eyelash. I've been mostly desensitized. If you asked me this morning if I could see any picture and hardly react to it, I would have said yes. I saw this picture, and I entered a new chapter in my life. I, for the first time, vomited at the sight of an image. I do not think I vomited out the red bull I just drank. No. What I vomited out was the last shred of my childhood. I have been jaded by this picture, and I feel as though I have entered a new chapter in my personality. I am numb and the screen between me and the internet is blurring. I am losing sight of real life. All because of this picture. This deserves the top spot in /r/wtf. It is the pinnacle. Only place we can go now is up, but up will never be the same. Never. When you see the bottom, you realize that it doesn't make a difference. You're changed, you can't change back.

[–]MalibuBabs 2 points3 points ago

I was eating chocolate cake when I opened this picture. I an not a smart lady.

[–]bubblescivic 1 point2 points ago

Never eating boudain again.

[–]superindian25 1 point2 points ago

How would he aim his shit into the condoms seems hard as hell.

[–]7FoldSamurai 1 point2 points ago

Sigh. Its so he can smuggle them out of the country

[–]ROBDMC 2 points3 points ago

Lovely, just lovely.

[–]C4BorN -1 points0 points ago

and THAT is how they make kielbasa

[–]66xsseldoG 2 points3 points ago

Nice.

[–]theamplifiedorganic -1 points0 points ago

I've heard of a shitty enema, but godDAMN...

[–]mrizzerdly -1 points0 points ago

why?

[–]Litter1989 1 point2 points ago

Because reasons....

[–]karmafoo87 2 points3 points ago

These are the biggest poops I ever seen !!!!

[–]surfrock66 1 point2 points ago

I just wanna see it happen once.

[–]pooterpon 1 point2 points ago

He eats them too, there's pictures of those somewhere.

[–]Tears_as_Lubricant 1 point2 points ago

I atleast tie them off!

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

There is more to this. I saw all of them before. He like froze them and used them as dildos.

[–]unassuming_aussie 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, I smelled it through the screen. Blech.

[–]salamihasfeelingstoo 1 point2 points ago

I instantly regretted clicking on this. I don't even know why I did...

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure there is a poop joke in here.

[–]FireExtinguisher 1 point2 points ago

Poop dicks.

[–]macutchi 1 point2 points ago

Look's like and probably taste's like haggis.

[–]D19051996 1 point2 points ago

Maybe thats his pickup line... wazzup darlin' heard you like famous people, well I'm the guy that shits in condoms! Wanna come back and see my collection (opens eyes really wide and raises eyebrows up and down again and again)

[–]Anosmiatic 1 point2 points ago

Well, I don't know what I expected.

[–]peanutbutterflavored 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked this.. Sigh.

[–]lhommealenvers 0 points1 point ago

Appetizer anyone ? The pizzas are not ready yet.

[–]seven2eight2 0 points1 point ago

Why?! Also, why am I wondering how he gets it into the condoms?

[–]Dutchhoth 0 points1 point ago

Well, I don't know what I expected...

[–]FISH_MASTER 1 point2 points ago

no more haggis for me

[–]ithrewthisthatway 0 points1 point ago

wtf wtf wtf why.

[–]dreadredheadzedsdead 0 points1 point ago

Military practice amirite? Can't recall why the fuck you would do it though.

[–]youjustmademyday 0 points1 point ago

That is fuckin sick

[–]atomatoisagoddamnveg 1 point2 points ago

The only reason I read the comments is to get context, but no, it's just a dude who shits in condoms.

[–]zp3wpd 0 points1 point ago

But...but--WHY?! I seriously have to stop clicking on these NSFW posts.

[–]Sullan08 0 points1 point ago

Everyone needs a hobby...