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[–]MissPeach12 71 points72 points ago

pretttty sure 45 pooped.

[–]BrosephStalin65 27 points28 points ago

[–]BrosephStalin65 -5 points-4 points ago

[–]mingling4502 18 points19 points ago

5th quarter all-star

[–]Philthespill 19 points20 points ago

The White Shadow.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 31 points32 points ago

He didn't have to. He was the one who made the reservations for team dinners.

[–]Harkonen_inc 5 points6 points ago

I assume everyone is talking about the very tall gentleman with the glasses on the very right, correct? I would imagine a Lot considering his height.

[–]uhhhhiforgot12 0 points1 point ago

He's the coach he can't play.

[–]YodaBrains187 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know KFC needs you to make a reservation...

[–]bcc79 8 points9 points ago

Yeah I'm not sure when he's going to play again but number 5's injury doesn't look too bad.

[–]MrInRageous 7 points8 points ago

At first I thought the point of this was that #4's testicle showing. But then I saw the white guy in the back row. Aaaand, apparently, the testicle is his arm. OK, I'm up to speed now.

[–]Advils_Devocate 1 point2 points ago

I had to go back to look for the testicle

[–]lordborghild 1 point2 points ago

He's 10 ಠ_ಠ

[–]benartmao 0 points1 point ago

perfect

[–]brychacho 3 points4 points ago

White-Mamba.

[–]matts98 1 point2 points ago

If he's on that team he must be an allstar

[–]Jerbones 2 points3 points ago

Token?

[–]binarypower 2 points3 points ago

What is that dangling under #4?? ಠ_ಠ

[–]bbrick33 3 points4 points ago

Wow the Knicks franchise has really picked up over the years.

[–]wtb2612 0 points1 point ago

Has it really though?

[–]DillionCM 1 point2 points ago

13 isn't THAT short... I'm sure he played just as much as everyone else. Even the whi...ohhhhh.

[–]deadskiesbro 3 points4 points ago

Oh #4? I think he was injured this year, so probably not that much.

[–]kalasea2001 1 point2 points ago

Who, the one on the left?

[–]Mudzy 2 points3 points ago

Which one?

[–]count1to10 1 point2 points ago

Junes Winnfield coaching? Wh-at?

[–]epgenius 0 points1 point ago

It's Coach Carter in real life...

[–]GeneralMalfeasance 0 points1 point ago

Thought he looked like Samuel L Jackson...

[–]hurderpderp 0 points1 point ago

Kept wondering if #16 was Michael Jordan or something...

[–]doofinator 0 points1 point ago

the first thing I noticed was the facial expression on the guy on the left. "HURRY THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GO SHIT"

[–]DoctorsAdvocate 0 points1 point ago

Damn knickas

[–]capncrunch94 0 points1 point ago

yeah #45 doesn't look too athletic, you're right OP.

[–]rgrBigSam 1 point2 points ago

Jokes on you, that's Detlef Schrempf!

[–]fireorgan 0 points1 point ago

bricks were shat

[–]KingGorilla 2 points3 points ago

45 is hilarious

[–]wiskinator 1 point2 points ago

The dude with the knee brace? Probably not much.

[–]that1guywithredhair 0 points1 point ago

Some one please photo shop 45's face on all of their faces. I will give you 1 upvote.

[–]vestigialusername 1 point2 points ago

Is that Denzel Washington in the center?

[–]zgaff1 0 points1 point ago

Hey, you don't know what that white boy's done to get their respect.

[–]jezzer_poo 0 points1 point ago

Is the coach will.i.am?

[–]darkside17 0 points1 point ago

He (the Caucasian) looks like Madison Bumgarner.

[–]Dalisca 0 points1 point ago

Short guy in the front?

[–]JFLEM13 0 points1 point ago

Somebody gonna have to talk to the police...

[–]unknownpassage 0 points1 point ago

I'm more curious about if the team ever won a match considering they seem to use the ball as a fotball

[–]don_jiang 0 points1 point ago

17. mully much?

[–]Joeblowme123 1 point2 points ago

Based upon this skit he might have played quite a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIRjB6CPxLE&feature=player_detailpage#t=87s

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

I know no. 13 got the unlucky number I doubt he got much game time

[–]gottathinkofaname 1 point2 points ago

Man, just look at all those knickers

[–]MiamiFootball 1 point2 points ago

RIP Drazen

[–]DrunkMc 1 point2 points ago

[–]SarcasticMC 0 points1 point ago

The coach? Probably none.

[–]baglee22 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit! Thats my buddy Cmurda from back in the day

[–]cheeese5 0 points1 point ago

"one of these things is not like the other..."

[–]hmrhmrhmr 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure they need a three point shooter, so all the time.

[–]glasscarter 0 points1 point ago

YES THATS ME. Who POSTED THIS OF ME?

[–]iMakeChickenNoises 0 points1 point ago

Foreshadowing when Dolan officially hires Isaiah Thomas

[–]OrionsRebirth 0 points1 point ago

The results of affirmative action: St Louis c. 2012

[–]No_Phun_Intended 0 points1 point ago

Affirmative action. WORKS BOTH WAYS BITCHES!!!

[–]VA_is4_MOFOs 0 points1 point ago

In basketball it's obligatory to have at least one token white guy on the team, typically from the midwest. Otherwise your team will be viewed as a bunch of racist.

[–]Cerblu 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, the token... uh, kid on the far right.

[–]LegoClaes 1 point2 points ago

My first thought when I saw this picture, was that #4 had his penis sticking out.

Then my train of thought went something like this:

  • Why did the poster call it "played"?
  • Does he mean he "played" girls with that tiny thing?
  • Why would the poster not label this NSFW? I know that some people would get angry about that.
  • Maybe it's not a penis after all
  • Maybe there's something else in the picture, when it's not NSFW?
  • Oh, there's a white guy.

[–]SoMuchTimeWasted 0 points1 point ago

Probably as much as Kevin Love did this summer. If that.

[–]jeweylewey 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a Dave Chappell skit.

To be a white guy on an all black team, he's the player you need to watch out for!

[–]AhmekRanger69 0 points1 point ago

White thunder!

[–]nottooshabbyatall 0 points1 point ago

Is the teacher Samuel L Jackson?

[–]Horny_Troll 0 points1 point ago

the token white guy

[–]KwordShmiff 1 point2 points ago

This was like the white version of "When you see it." He blended in with the uniforms...

[–]TH3ManChild 0 points1 point ago

Coach Samuel L Jackson?

[–]nooknstuff 0 points1 point ago

Which he are you referring to?

[–]carlobankston 0 points1 point ago

One of those kids is the headmaster's son...

[–]TONYT531 0 points1 point ago

Military IV's on the left.

[–]atotalstranger 0 points1 point ago

The token white guy is always good.

[–]white_negro 0 points1 point ago

momma clearly told coach to keep her son at his side at all times.

[–]smoothchaos 0 points1 point ago

If i ever post things like this i get thrashed by uptight redditors. up-vote

[–]shamefulctrlALTdel 0 points1 point ago

young chris mullin?

  • flat top? ... check
  • number 17? ... check
  • white? ... check

http://www.nba.com/history/legends/chris-mullin/index.html

[–]Richie_16 0 points1 point ago

If there's one white guy on team with all black guys, the white guy must be good

[–]karmacatsattack 0 points1 point ago

there are all types of tokens in the world

[–]misterbig97 0 points1 point ago

He was probably Jewish.

[–]evilcupcake9534 0 points1 point ago

Gotta have a towel boy

[–]4realthistime 0 points1 point ago

Affirmative action at work...

[–]thekintnerboy 0 points1 point ago

89 Comments and still no penis size joke. Quo vadis, reddit?

[–]tillthebill -1 points0 points ago

Ain't that the Niggar's boy?

[–]Manaconda 3 points4 points ago

Dave Chappelle for all the downvoters.

[–]tillthebill 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! At least one person who knows his Chapelle.

[–]skywalker777 0 points1 point ago

he probably kicked ass in order to be on that team in the first place.

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[–]toohardtoswallow 6 points7 points ago

No.