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[–]LXV 118 points119 points ago

I saw a car that looked just like this down the street from my friend's house. The guy did not look kindly on me taking pictures of his car.

Edit: here are the pictures I took.

[–]RebelTactics 61 points62 points ago

Well it's the same car. Reminds of of some fucked up carnival booth. I bet the driver's a carny.

[–]MrSurly 41 points42 points ago

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

[–]WarAndRuin 11 points12 points ago

As a person who has worked on a carnival...I...can confirm this..

[–]Nipe7 2 points3 points ago

As a person who smells like cabbage, I can also confirm this.

[–]MusicEntree 0 points1 point ago

How do carnys stay so skinny when they only have deep fried food around? Just wondering.

[–]henry82 32 points33 points ago

The guy did not look kindly on me taking pictures of his car.

scumbag driver, gets custom paint job, doesn't want people taking photos

[–]LXV 17 points18 points ago

He watched me and then screamed at me. I didn't care I wanted to post it on reddit but then forgot.

[–]iSamtastic[S] 18 points19 points ago

I think I'm just going to wait for him next time to see me take the picture, just to piss them off.

[–]LXV 5 points6 points ago

Do it. You should ask him where the idea came from.

[–]DrunkestHemingway 22 points23 points ago

This is in the Avalon Park area right? I took a picture of this car a few months ago next to me on Lake Underhill, there's also a pink Dodge Calibur with Avatar characters airbrushed all over.

[–]iSamtastic[S] 27 points28 points ago

Well, I took this a Valencia East. So yea, it's definitely the same car.

[–]ThePhylli 8 points9 points ago

I thought I recognized the parking lot! Now I need to find that car. >.>

[–]WarAndRuin 0 points1 point ago

For karma?

[–]PsiRedEye22 9 points10 points ago

Carma.

[–]WarAndRuin 3 points4 points ago

Yes..the best of the ma

[–]exilei 1 point2 points ago

I don't want to live on this side of town anymore...

[–]Annihilia 0 points1 point ago

Haah I went to VCC. I got my car stolen.

[–]Pete_and_Carl 4 points5 points ago

holy shit I thought this looked familiar. There are some very very "Customized" cars in this area.

[–]LXV 1 point2 points ago

Yup Avalon Park. I am no longer there though. I only go back to Orlando during the summers.

[–]itsbulitt 12 points13 points ago

Holy shit I've seen this car around Orlando too. Reddit is always watching!

[–]bear_trap_ouch 5 points6 points ago

shit i live in orlando, now i am going to hunt for this car!

[–]LXV 4 points5 points ago

Yup. I was there during the summer. The guy did not enjoy me taking pictures. I meant to put them up on reddit but just never did.

[–]false_panic 0 points1 point ago

Back when I was in orlando, I did too!

[–]dirice87 4 points5 points ago

I'm surprised they picked chukie as the leader

[–]admiral_giggles 9 points10 points ago

because chuckie is a stone cold pimp.

that's why.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 6 points7 points ago

Beforehand I've never wanted to fuck Angelica.

No actually I still dont. Damn blondes.

[–]NYPorkDept 3 points4 points ago

So what did this guy look like?

[–]MrSurly 4 points5 points ago

So ... an attention whore gets pissed when he gets attention?

[–]biurb 0 points1 point ago

it's all about the drama

[–]WILDCA 2 points3 points ago

The resemblance is uncanny!

[–]patefoisgras 1 point2 points ago

Well, understandably, you could have stolen all his sweet karma.

[–]Florida1995 1 point2 points ago

How do u not expect someone to take pictures of your car when it looks like that?

[–]FreeThinkerLee 1 point2 points ago

Dill and Kimmy ruined the car.

[–]Aaya 222 points223 points ago

Angelica is literally dressed like a baby prostitute.

[–]MJCPRODUCTIONZ 302 points303 points ago

That's Angelique now bitch.

[–]Catsfosho 74 points75 points ago

Would still bang

[–]usrnamesr2mainstream 160 points161 points ago

[–]learntofart 29 points30 points ago

Girls start growing big ol' titties at three now?

Whatever we're doing with evolution, maybe it's time to slow it down a tad...

[–]HittingSmoke 51 points52 points ago

Now... I have a transcript here... Did you say you would... "Stick your dill pickles in her Reptar cave"?

[–]Nipe7 5 points6 points ago

Oh my god... I almost died laughing.

[–]Possum_Pendulum 3 points4 points ago

ARE YOU OK?

[–]iSamtastic[S] 40 points41 points ago

I don't know why, but I busted out laughing at that picture.

[–]Kailoth 83 points84 points ago

Probably because it was funny.

[–]orzof 30 points31 points ago

It's a terrible condition OP has.

[–]Roxxer 4 points5 points ago

2/10 would not bang

They go straight downhill after 2 years old.

[–]skyman724 1 point2 points ago

You should tell that to the artist because she looks 16.

Also: too late, already fapped.

[–]firestorm117 2 points3 points ago

I don't think his opinion has changed

[–]omnomcookiez 0 points1 point ago

[–]Aaya 2 points3 points ago

Dayymn.

[–]Jwildkill 36 points37 points ago

Prosti-tot.

[–]paradoxipus 16 points17 points ago

Kinder-whore just doesn't have the same ring to it. Hrmm.

[–]ChubboSaurus 4 points5 points ago

Brothel-sprout does though.

[–]Tallain 19 points20 points ago

And Chuckie is her pimp.

[–]Aaya 10 points11 points ago

I always thought there was something fishy about that kid.

[–]FanofFans 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as "In Denial About Liking Big Black Dicks", but can't remember why...

[–]coreythebuckeye 6 points7 points ago

Is that a baby that is a prostitute, or a prostitute that caters exclusively to babies? MUST KNOW!

[–]Daeolt 11 points12 points ago

Prostitots.

[–]ctornync 1 point2 points ago

I'll take your word with it, I don't frequent those ಠ_ಠ

[–]Idiotank 23 points24 points ago

There is actually a show about them called Toddlers and Tiaras, which is as everyone knows the prequel to 16 and pregnant.

[–]Euphorium 2 points3 points ago

More like Intervention.

[–]Kongo204 -1 points0 points ago

Why not?

[–]Sykes96 2 points3 points ago

My childhood is now ruined.

[–]WorkingMouse -2 points-1 points ago

That was all it took? Either you've not been around the internet very long, or you have and the rest of your childhood has already been drawn and quartered.

[–]FiV55Sampler 0 points1 point ago

Toddlers and Tiaras?

[–]birkoph 4 points5 points ago

Honey Boo Boo?

[–]iSamtastic[S] 24 points25 points ago

I should have taken a picture of the other side. It had Tommy and the twins.

[–]EnriqueSalvador 38 points39 points ago

http://imgur.com/ajlgO

UCF Student here. I see this car everywhere.

[–]cagesandalarms257 8 points9 points ago

Looks like Tommy and Kimi are in the middle of the money shot.

[–]iSamtastic[S] 9 points10 points ago

Have you met the guy who owns this?

[–]EnriqueSalvador 0 points1 point ago

I have not but I suspect he is a drug dealer, because his license plate is "DEALR".

[–]Derpotron_9001 3 points4 points ago

I don't remember Tommy having those neck or arm problems in the show... Was he the Exorcist kid too? I forget.

[–]CoastieThaMostie 0 points1 point ago

Sadly, I knew this car was going to be from Florida...

[–]orzof 16 points17 points ago

Wait, I can already see the twins.

[–]CUNT_WRECKER 115 points116 points ago

[–]Tallain 16 points17 points ago

All I’m trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.

[–]ptgkbgte 21 points22 points ago

Newborns With Attitude.

[–]PedoJones 19 points20 points ago

Did somebody say newborns?

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–]Johnnybravo60025 3 points4 points ago

ʕಠᴥಠʔ

[–]thebeardsman 5 points6 points ago

Shut the fuck up donny.

[–]One_Man_Two_Shadows 0 points1 point ago

So witty....you are beautiful, my friend

[–]pepsi_next 14 points15 points ago

All I know is that that isn't milk in Dil's bottle.

edit: Dil, not Tommy

[–]Hellhunter120 10 points11 points ago

That's also not Tommy.

[–]pepsi_next 2 points3 points ago

You're right, thanks for pointing that out, I fixed it

[–]ace188 3 points4 points ago

It's coke.

[–]aHumanMale 12 points13 points ago

From under the mat. It's the RUUUUUG rats. It's the rug rat rap.

[–]s0apscum 27 points28 points ago

I stumbled across this nugget at the grocery store: http://i.imgur.com/UORI2.jpg

[–]LtVincentHanna 4 points5 points ago

And it's on a fucking Malibu. If I didn't know better, but I'd think it was satire.

[–]_tommy_pickles 11 points12 points ago

Needs more Tommy.

[–]Mad_Hatt3r 4 points5 points ago

Narcissistic personality disorder much?

[–]bootlegsoup 9 points10 points ago

Got my Rugrats in Paris and they going Gorillas.

[–]CityWithoutMen 30 points31 points ago

Speaking of Rugrats, did you know that Phil and Lil are not identical? Their ears are different. So even if they swapped getups that's how you could tell them apart.

[–]wrasslefrassle 64 points65 points ago

Opposite sex twins can never be identical.

[–]CityWithoutMen 17 points18 points ago

IRL, sure. But in this cartoon they are drawn near identically, and there's even a bit in one of the earlier episodes where Lil gives Phil her bow and then their mother can't tell them apart.

[–]MostCredibleDude 7 points8 points ago

If Rugrats has taught me anything, it's that all the adults are completely and utterly oblivious. Lil could have given Spike the bow and it would have worked.

[–]supergai 19 points20 points ago

also, one of them has a penis and the other doesn't.

[–]XavierMendel 10 points11 points ago

It's something animators do to keep track of character placement in between scenes, otherwise that episode lands on the "goofs/continuity" page of imdb's entry.

[–]Mechanikore 3 points4 points ago

See also: Every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle episode ever.

[–]CityWithoutMen 30 points31 points ago

[–]aldude3 2 points3 points ago

;_; The face of dreams being destroyed at an early age.

[–]nnnz 1 point2 points ago

god, i read that in lil's voice. why are these things still in my brain. why.

[–]DeceptiStang 5 points6 points ago

paint job cost as much as the car

[–]Sir_Squirl 9 points10 points ago

Angelica with tits? Google searched "Rugrats Rule #34", most regrettable fap of the day. (thank god for incognito mode)

[–]kahmikaiser 8 points9 points ago

I REGRET NOTHING.

[–]Pornman101 0 points1 point ago

"insert spider man masturbation meme"

[–]Knewtworiddet 5 points6 points ago

How does a toddler have boobs like that?

[–]Catalyst6 5 points6 points ago

Same way that anyone has boobs like that.

Implants.

[–]Knewtworiddet 0 points1 point ago

I never got implants...

[–]Catalyst6 2 points3 points ago

Not implying that large breasts are not natural or even rare, just that those are hooker boobs. They are in on the short list of substances hard enough to cut diamonds.

[–]Knewtworiddet 2 points3 points ago

Ahh, makes sense. My moobs are all-natural.

[–]tokerdytoke 4 points5 points ago

Aww yeaa! Mother fuckin' Chuckie finster

[–]Ski360spin 4 points5 points ago

Spike was always a G.

[–]TuffGenius 4 points5 points ago

First look: my dude tommy! Second look: thug rats!? What have you done

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[–]sbspexpert 6 points7 points ago

Haha pickle.. Angelica Pickles..

[–]skaboosh 2 points3 points ago

I didn't get that until you pointed it out, thank you.

[–]wawaboy2 8 points9 points ago

Thank you. Thank you from the very bottom of my heart for not putting this in WTF.

[–]Alienmonkey 3 points4 points ago

came here to say this. keep up the good work.

as you can see from this car, we're doing this for the kids.

[–]ContstantExcuses 3 points4 points ago

Must be florida.

[–]schugi 0 points1 point ago

I wish a whip of that magnitude was in my state.

[–]McFro 1 point2 points ago

The worst part is it's a Pontiac. : (

[–]ayraerae 6 points7 points ago

Seeing Angelica with boobs is unsettling.

[–]Alienmonkey 3 points4 points ago

... in the pants

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

russlin' up a tent

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 2 points3 points ago

Wow.

That's fuckin klassy.

[–]InnOfAsians 15 points16 points ago

That's fuckin Klasky

FTFY

[–]f-x-u-y 1 point2 points ago

Csupo wichu fixin peeps shiz?

[–]One_More_Comment 0 points1 point ago

That shit is phat as hell!

[–]obsaxman 2 points3 points ago

Great, now I have to go look at hentai.

[–]jgmcelwa -1 points0 points ago

What school in the ghetto is this?

[–]thedarkdragon89 2 points3 points ago

I need to go puke, as my childhood just took a shot in the nuts.

[–]Hamilton5M 2 points3 points ago

No. No. Noo. Nooooo. Hell no. Fuck no. Nooooooooooooooooooo

[–]Hempire 2 points3 points ago

something like that does not happen suddenly

[–]Toastbro 0 points1 point ago

Came here to see smashing comment was disappoint.

[–]5hade 5 points6 points ago

[–]CaliRedAndGold 4 points5 points ago

I got 50 bucks this car is owned by a black guy. Any takers?

[–]Alienmonkey 5 points6 points ago

no self respecting brotha would put that shit on their car.

of course self respect doesn't appear to be present at all in this case.

myth: plausible.

[–]MissTeaTea88 3 points4 points ago

Oh God, my childhood....

[–]One_More_Comment 3 points4 points ago

Reddit. Ruining childhoods since 2005.

[–]bitner91 3 points4 points ago

Sometimes I wonder what the thought process was leading up to things like this.

[–]core999 2 points3 points ago

This is probably in here somewhere but i don't really care. "Right in the childhood."

[–]Royalty_In_Exile 1 point2 points ago

...why?

[–]jeune_fille 1 point2 points ago

ummm where's tommy pickles?!

[–]HMisuto14 1 point2 points ago

After the rugrats theory I can't look at this the same

[–]FunnyFalcon 1 point2 points ago

Childhood ruined.

[–]Toymachinary 1 point2 points ago

Well Tommy certainly got the raw end of this paint job.

[–]aprilynn 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what was on the other side...

[–]treetop82 1 point2 points ago

Dog isn't a pitbull, this isn't accurate.

[–]onloanfromgod 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly? Did the car leap out from the bushes?

[–]iSamtastic[S] 0 points1 point ago

It was more of a graceful jump from a tree, actually. No, I was looking at my phone and when I looked up this thing was in front of me.

[–]verbl 1 point2 points ago

Hmmm.... I wonder if the people at the buy here pay here place they got that car from approve of this.

[–]Norma5tacy 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand why people do this. Especially when "gangsters" wear hood Mario and Looney Toons clothing. It's so cheesy and stupid looking.

[–]CS2012 1 point2 points ago

[–]Aceofclubs0001 1 point2 points ago

This car is parked in my neighborhood. Orlando FL right?

[–]Pornman101 0 points1 point ago

That what they say

[–]EnriqueSalvador 1 point2 points ago

Here is a picture of the other side.

http://imgur.com/ajlgO

[–]My_Boss_Is_A_Dick 1 point2 points ago

Wow, way trashy.

[–]musephotos 0 points1 point ago

wow cheeezzzzy

[–]bookemdanno 1 point2 points ago

The least he could have done was used the All Grown Up version. He's ruining the childhood for a lot of people when he drives.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

son, all growed up is some ol bullshit. even gangsters know this.

[–]mysterywest 0 points1 point ago

Dude!! I see this at school all the time!

[–]HouseOfKrazees 0 points1 point ago

People do that shit here in STL, MO. I saw a car painted like Trix with the rabbit and everything. Saw another in Golden Grahams...

[–]TokyoXtreme 1 point2 points ago

I'm all about Doug Life, myself.

[–]SenselessViolence 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is so sudden about a parked car?

[–]Nepenthenes 0 points1 point ago

Good god, that gave me cancer. I just felt it gather in my chest.

[–]CaptainReallySpecial 1 point2 points ago

Damn, right in the childhood...

[–]fogdelune 0 points1 point ago

I see that car in my work complex frequently.

[–]Trumaner64 0 points1 point ago

Tommy should be holding a Colt 45

[–]StarkRED 0 points1 point ago

I've seen green balls with elated sense fascination and interest without any bit of abhorrence, but this had my jaw agape in dumbfounding disgust with hint of horror.

[–]MackDeeZee 0 points1 point ago

I didn't choose the rug life. The rug life chose me.

[–]BLACKdrew 0 points1 point ago

alright guys that's it im going to bed. Thats enough for today.

[–]JAEitler 0 points1 point ago

There's a guy with a Thug Spiderman mobile that I saw around campus the other day, I'll make sure I snag a picture for you guys when I see it up close in.

[–]Gildedphoenix 0 points1 point ago

Ow, Right in the childhood.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

damn son, Angelica be ratchet

[–]Lolsillyatheist 0 points1 point ago

I would blow that car up.

[–]dotoranges 0 points1 point ago

this should be under WTF because thats what I did.

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point ago

And Childhood is up up and away! RIGHT OUT OF THE BALLPARK!

[–]cynicalstarr 1 point2 points ago

does that count as child pornography?

[–]frenchhornhero 0 points1 point ago

[–]kittenkaboodlee 0 points1 point ago

I hope that's not your car...

[–]an0n9 0 points1 point ago

fuckin legit. thug life!!

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

Stay classy san diego.

[–]Gabe_b 0 points1 point ago

That ain't ironic dude, I love Rugrats.

[–]jsw7 -1 points0 points ago

nm,

[–]Phlexonance 0 points1 point ago

you ain't even mad, right?

[–]Floze 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/xovcf/i_dont_remember_the_show_being_called_this/ I posted this a month ago >_> It looks like me,you and the top comment must live close...

[–]snowplowj 0 points1 point ago

This is why we can't have nice things

[–]Rasta_Man69 0 points1 point ago

As a human, this makes no sense to me.

[–]dirtynate66666666666 0 points1 point ago

Does that say "Thug Rats"? Key it.

[–]arosedec 0 points1 point ago

There's a guy who visits the people across the street from me who has a pimped out Blues Clues car.

[–]lustagar 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why anyone would actually get this imprinted on their car. just...why?

[–]rryyyaannn 0 points1 point ago

Everything else being bone stock is odd.

[–]gkiltz 0 points1 point ago

Road distraction

[–]youngli0n -1 points0 points ago

Thug Rats? a bit ironic..

[–]podowd 1 point2 points ago

That ain't ironic bitch I love rugrats

[–]Mecha_Cthulhu 1 point2 points ago

That's exactly what I thought when I saw it. Upvote for a Childish Gambino reference.

[–]Splashfisbro 1 point2 points ago

looks like Angelica's... All Grow'd Up

[–]nonfat 1 point2 points ago

You must be attending a quality community college.

[–]clonetrooper250 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the internet, where nothing is sacred.