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[–]Sportsmims 51 points52 points ago

Anyone else find Spiderman Kirsten Dunst a million times more attractive than Spiderman 2 & 3 Kirsten Dunst?

[–]Phosepahtaerorus 62 points63 points ago

[–]corn_n_potatoes 9 points10 points ago

2 words. Nip....(wait for it)......ples.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Well you could see them in Spiderman 2 too when she's soaking at the end at Doc Ock's place.

Here's what I found

[–]corn_n_potatoes -1 points0 points ago

And this is how Spiderman keeps people coming back for more... Well, me at least.

[–]Neil_Armschlong 1 point2 points ago

When's the second word coming? I'm waiting.

[–]danoll -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, but I heard in the third that her pie was pretty good.

[–]jaffakiwi -1 points0 points ago

Now look at her

[–]Tallain 362 points363 points ago

[–]firereaction 53 points54 points ago

[–]Tallain 7 points8 points ago

Even better!

[–]CityWithoutMen 369 points370 points ago

[–]kerrigan2 205 points206 points ago

[–]it_takes_one 227 points228 points ago

[–]vivvav 160 points161 points ago

[–]Regiruler 160 points161 points ago

[–]Spazit 34 points35 points ago

[–]Ghede 1 point2 points ago

that creepy one in the dark with the smiling face made me pee a little.

[–]DSNari 0 points1 point ago

This is so creepy, but at the same time hilarious

[–]Awwhitney60 55 points56 points ago

Stop. I'm going to pee myself.

[–]packerbacker1221 180 points181 points ago

[–]no_no_NO_okay 10 points11 points ago

definitely my favorite so far

[–]vertigo1083 5 points6 points ago

It really is the best. And the first time I ever saw it, I had no clue it was coming. Made it 10x better.

[–]corn_n_potatoes 31 points32 points ago

[–]DecryptedGaming 17 points18 points ago

You FUCK!

[–]Epileptics 5 points6 points ago

This one made me cry with laughter.

[–]Xanzent 39 points40 points ago

[–]themadmachinist 3 points4 points ago

Brought me to tears :,D

[–]_Auto_ 0 points1 point ago

sweet jesus i have been waiting for this for far too long. 10/10 would bang

[–]Mutsu01 -1 points0 points ago

I am happy that this link is purple.

[–]KingLiberal 2 points3 points ago

I know Ariel is an animated cartoon, but any hotness level she had going for her is just ruined now.

[–]Tallain 21 points22 points ago

One of my favorites.

[–]BACONINGOFTEHNYANS 86 points87 points ago

[–]Professor_Prolapse 30 points31 points ago

I'm glad this exists.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 32 points33 points ago

Where people give upblarghs and downblarghs

[–]OBrien 1 point2 points ago

Downgongs would be funnier.

[–]smashedfinger 3 points4 points ago

thank you.

[–]zoobernarf 1 point2 points ago

subscribed

[–]flowbiscuit 1 point2 points ago

subscribing to this subreddit is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.

[–]iLLeT 0 points1 point ago

no cool. scary shit.

[–]Nigel_Thornberry_GIF 55 points56 points ago

[–]Brinner 3 points4 points ago

Welcome to the pros, kid

[–]vnkid 10 points11 points ago

Needs to stay batman til the lightning flashes.

[–]akbdayruiner 0 points1 point ago

Im berry man.

[–]kelseyxiv 2 points3 points ago

This is your time to shine

[–]kelseyxiv 2 points3 points ago

You'll sparkle

[–]shaunre 15 points16 points ago

and this one.

Which comes from the video version which is a bit better than the gif

[–]Tallain -1 points0 points ago

Awesome.

[–]iamleighanne 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god that's frightening!

[–]Nigel_Thornberry_GIF 5 points6 points ago

[–]TronCorleone 1 point2 points ago

Novelties these days...

[–]rdbd 0 points1 point ago

Can I show you my blargh?

[–]AndrewRK 8 points9 points ago

Vegeta! What's the scouter say about his power level?

...It's over nine THOU-BLAAAAAARGH!

[–]ronnicle 2 points3 points ago

Dammit now I'm thorny.

[–]rcg90 110 points111 points ago

I was expecting Nigel... Got sad when I thought there was no Nigel... Got happy when I saw nigel.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 31 points32 points ago

Because there was, in fact, Nigel

[–]InterstellarPancake 0 points1 point ago

I was really expecting it to be that patched up painting of Jesus.

[–]DoctorSteve 28 points29 points ago

I always thought she was stone cold gorgeous. Then Emma Stone came along and, well, it's hard to go back.

[–]SolidBlues 3 points4 points ago

When I first saw Spiderman I thought she was beautiful. Then I saw her in an interview with blonde hair and thought, "ehhh". Then Spiderman 2 came out and she was beautiful again. I must have a thing for red hair.

[–]DoctorSteve 3 points4 points ago

I'm with you on the hair thing. She's a red head. Emma Stone also was Blonde, and it doesn't work on her.

Same for Lindsay Lohan. The hot version.

[–]Biduleman 0 points1 point ago

Emma Stone is naturally blonde. Sadly...

[–]DoctorSteve 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't mean she should be. A girl I went to high school with dyed her red hair blonde for her college and current years.

It looks awful on her. It doesn't match her skin. The same goes for Emma Stone. They should both dye their hair red and come over.

[–]Biduleman 0 points1 point ago

That's why I wrote "sadly". If she were born a redhead, I don't think she would have dyed her hair blond.

[–]DoctorSteve 0 points1 point ago

Can you imagine dating an ugly blonde Emma Stone who then one day dyes her hair red?

[–]ThatIsMyHat 7 points8 points ago

They're both super hot. Especially with Nigel Thornberry's face.

[–]wheeldawg 1 point2 points ago

I never noticed I did this til you said that.

Still, tho... damn.

[–]frogger_is_dead 3 points4 points ago

I first fell for Kirsten in 'Bring It On.' Then I rented 'Get Over It' and laughed and fell more. Then I saw Crazy/Beautiful and cried love tears. No joke, for me Dunst's acting with a concurring firm grasp on teenage boner making ability and the nostalgia therein will always win out. Emmas hot but Dunst is just...the whole 9 yards.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 2 points3 points ago

My first time was she was in Interview with the Vampire.

[–]DoctorSteve 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying she's not hot. I'm just saying I didn't think she could be topped in Spiderman, but she was.

Also, can someone get me a date with Jennifer Lawrence? No joke, I'd be faithful and devoted and the perfect gentleman for her. What, you thought I'd say something perverted? No, I respect her acting choices and think she's very interesting and adorable.

[–]frogger_is_dead 0 points1 point ago

I RESPECT YOUR OPINION. Actresses(most), at least ones on the amateur and local stage, just have hot personalities. They have confidence...but not too much since they are constantly reminded one has to work at talent which gives them a humble quality. A single male would be wise to enlist in a drama class. DO IT FAGGOT!

[–]DoctorSteve -1 points0 points ago

All I can think with that last word is this:

http://faggotpsa.ytmnd.com/

Also, the Actresses without confidence are the ones to look out for. You can tell who they are in Hollywood because they self destruct.

It's also nice to see them on a talk show, like Letterman or Craig Ferguson (Yes, I only watch CBS). It's why I love Kristen Bell so much. She and Craig Ferguson had a week in Paris and oh my God is she perfect. It has nothing to do with appearance, and everything to do with how she carries herself.

You know what, you used all caps and reminded me of a YTMND.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVDrMN-Z46Q

Follow the Youtube links, you can watch it all if you want. That one is just the musical intro, you can see some of Kristen here, but she's in lot of the videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUpcyK8vxlM

I want to point out this snippet is really interesting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX4DcO_VMsk#t=4m00s

I like her thought process as an actress, even for what is just some little nonsense.

[–]frogger_is_dead 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I remember seeing her on Conan and she is adorbs. O god that last clip is priceless! awesome.

On the self confidence thing: I remember hearing that Megyn Fox had terrible self confidence. I know, right? She is off the hook. I guess I should say WAS off the hook. Starting to mutilate that model-perfect face with injections and shit. I guess your hypothesis is correct since it's going to not be long until people start giving her shit in the tabloids and we all know how those kind of actresses take mean tabloid pictures. It just seems they fuel their own destructive fire one way of another...But being that famous would probably be a mind fuck to be in a big way... so I guess: who's to say?

[–]Mx-yz-pt-lk 33 points34 points ago

I have the oddest hard on...

[–]CUNT_WRECKER 96 points97 points ago

[–]Mx-yz-pt-lk 36 points37 points ago

That's umm...that's quite a username you got there...

[–]CUNT_WRECKER 35 points36 points ago

;)

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 34 points35 points ago

I'm wide open.

[–]Kungfucheez 33 points34 points ago

Here, this should also help with that problem

[–]CaptainNoBoat 9 points10 points ago

Approximately five new redditors who became members because of the Obama AMA just ended their usage of this website.

I can only imagine how many we lost with r/wtf this week..

[–]zShwagg 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you sir. I thought that was finally out of my head but NOOO. Someone just had to remind me of the green balls!

Edit: Aha, you edited your comment my good man. I'm glad, seeing as green balls aren't my- or anyones- cup of tea.

[–]corn_n_potatoes 0 points1 point ago

How about the toes...? Anyone?

[–]CommentsAndShit 2 points3 points ago

The 12 toes? Nothing gross about that. Pretty cool, actually.

[–]corn_n_potatoes -1 points0 points ago

I don't like feet.

[–]MADAZRACER 0 points1 point ago

So instead you are the one to remind us about green balls. The images were nearly erased aswell. Thanks -_-.

[–]corn_n_potatoes 4 points5 points ago

Said the talking camel anus.

[–]Acid-Rain -1 points0 points ago

Said the corn_n_potatoes.

(We can all read usernames, just so you know.)

[–]ronnyman123 1 point2 points ago

Very relevant to the picture.

[–]monkey_cunt 3 points4 points ago

Smashing, I...

[–]BanUnderpants 0 points1 point ago

Smashing I. . .

[–]Spaghettihouse 0 points1 point ago

Smashing, I...

[–]Catsfosho 6 points7 points ago

Mary Jane is hotter than a wet drip of jelly on a thursday evening after the great Kentucky Rodeo!

[–]bttheolgee 28 points29 points ago

Just realized: He tells her it's impossible not to make her look bad.

[–]corn_n_potatoes 1 point2 points ago

Don't talk shit about Nigel.

[–]JRockPSU 1 point2 points ago

What a dick.

[–]Sinjako 0 points1 point ago

He is supposed to be an awkward teenager, of course he is going to fuck it up when talking to a hot girl.

[–]pepsi_next 40 points41 points ago

[–]metal_in_my_junk 33 points34 points ago

[–]WEIMDADDY 3 points4 points ago

Can some one make. Gif of the pageant girl with the Nigel face

[–]Kinomi 9 points10 points ago

A dolla makes me smashing honey boo boo!

[–]ultranoodles 0 points1 point ago

We now have a list of every video you like

[–]metal_in_my_junk 0 points1 point ago

Fixed. Thanks.

[–]Spiceybrains 4 points5 points ago

I always spend way too long watching this link every time it pops up. It tends to send me off into a fit of giggles.

[–]bloodybadger 11 points12 points ago

I believe this belongs here

[–]bpwwhirl 27 points28 points ago

MEMEBASE.COM GUYS. HEY GUYS. MEMEBASE.COM

[–]Schroedingers_gif 5 points6 points ago

It's slightly better than le 9gag.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 3 points4 points ago

That's not saying much.

[–]Krahn007 9 points10 points ago

Ruined the joke with your title.

[–]TheEntail 10 points11 points ago

[–]Ftlguy88 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say this......sigh.....

[–]AISim 3 points4 points ago

When I was a kid I had a Pikachu camera that put a little picture of Pikachu in the corner of anything I took. We need to make a camera that puts his face over anyone else's.

[–]WollfSK 3 points4 points ago

I would've laughed but the title gave it away and ruined the humor.

[–]jusksmit 2 points3 points ago

Same. If the title wouldn't have ruined this for me, I think I would have laughed for hours. :(

[–]WwReptaRwW 2 points3 points ago

OH NO.... IT'S BACK

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 2 points3 points ago

I have the most even hard on...

[–]animal422 6 points7 points ago

Mine is prime.

[–]Naughty_Poptart 2 points3 points ago

Mine is Optimus

[–]animal422 0 points1 point ago

Pop tarts can have erections?

[–]Naughty_Poptart 0 points1 point ago

You've never taken a bite that was just a little too filled with the delicious goop? That's a poptarts erection blowing it's load insid your mouth! TL;DR juicy poptarts = poptart cum

[–]smartguy21 2 points3 points ago

dont know how this made the front page with a big MEMEBASE.COM... smh.. redditors up voting reposts. you should pay more attention enxt time.

[–]CommentsAndShit 1 point2 points ago

smh

[–]Golden_Hydra 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I see Mary Jane, I'll always think of this...

[–]lifetrout 4 points5 points ago

I would still smash that, if you know what I mean...

[–]alphalaz 1 point2 points ago

I expected zoom to the tits and didn't get it. Left with a smile in my face anyway.

[–]SLINKDOWNTHEROAD 0 points1 point ago

PUNCHLINE IN THE FUCKING TITLE

[–]Frankstg 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for ruining it with the title.

[–]imu2 -1 points0 points ago

Quite smashing I must say, well done.

[–]d_spaceley1 -1 points0 points ago

I watched this 3 tumes and laughed each time

[–]Dollarama 0 points1 point ago

Although difficult, not impossible to masturbate to

[–]DeathJester25 0 points1 point ago

Mary Jane: How did I look poppet? Peter: Smashing!

[–]NeutralHatred 0 points1 point ago

It seems almost wrong to mess with Kirsten Dunst back when she was actually hot.

[–]talkingbook 0 points1 point ago

The Nose knows.

[–]VividRedemption 0 points1 point ago

Where'd you get that picture of emma stone??

[–]dtanist -1 points0 points ago

The camera nerd in me realizes that he's shooting with a Canon New F-1.

[–]ldfire11 -1 points0 points ago

Haha classic!

[–]confederacy 0 points1 point ago

How does this shit have so many upvotes? It's sad that you take such pleasure in making fun of someone.

[–]DanTheMan93 -1 points0 points ago

I literally just choked on my water

[–]Boobwatcher -1 points0 points ago

Nigel thornberry?

[–]clonetrooper250 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear god, my lungs hurt.

[–]Erthely 1 point2 points ago

[–]lskinner08 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was just going to be a current photo of her.

[–]Norma5tacy -1 points0 points ago

God. I knew exactly what I was expecting; yet, I laughed incredibly hard.

[–]HawkingEta -1 points0 points ago

Are the Nigel gifs back? Because I am totally okay with that.

[–]Panda_Bowl 0 points1 point ago

Downvote for memebase watermark.

[–]Notices_Old_Cameras -1 points0 points ago

I spy a Canon New F-1, I do.

[–]ProudAtheist2012 -1 points0 points ago

Mmmm smashing!

[–]Seebold951 -1 points0 points ago

Nigel gifs never fail!

[–]KingLiberal 0 points1 point ago

Consider me a slowpoke, but when the hell did this become a thing?

[–]Iza03 0 points1 point ago

Didn't even need the Nigel face to be ugly

[–]Caserole 0 points1 point ago

I'm having a really shitty night. Thank you for The smile.

[–]Kaunigmna -1 points0 points ago

[–]BonTonVon -1 points0 points ago

"Don't make me look ugly... make me look SMASHING!"

[–]notarapist72 -1 points0 points ago

Everyone's posting great comments and I'm just sitting here masturbating...

[–]Feenoh 0 points1 point ago

This movie is 10 years old now, time....where art thou going?

[–]FunnyFalcon 0 points1 point ago

For some reason....Nigel Thornberry always reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe...

[–]sesully 0 points1 point ago

i'm going to have nightmares about that face

[–]RagingHippo97 0 points1 point ago

What the fucking fuck

[–]chiefbryan -1 points0 points ago

I saw the word smashing and got really excited... really

[–]lebobathan 0 points1 point ago

My life would be complete if they remade every disney movie with every single character having a nigel thornberry face and voice

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why the person didn't make Peter turn into Maryann. It would have won my heart fully.

[–]ToothyBJ 0 points1 point ago

I never see it coming, gets me every time.

[–]hagafe 0 points1 point ago

I knew, I KNEW what this would be and I clicked it anyway shivers

[–]danaofdoom -1 points0 points ago

When I read the title I thought "Please involve Nigel Thornberry!" You did not disappoint!

[–]sonarx 0 points1 point ago

Sweet baby Jesus!

[–]robsisco91 -1 points0 points ago

Comment to save

[–]real_nice_guy -1 points0 points ago

are you implying that Thornberry is ugly?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE INSINUATING?

[–]full_of_stars 0 points1 point ago

Had a good idea it was coming, still LOL'ed heartily.

[–]learntofart 0 points1 point ago

He should've said "Smashing" instead of "Perfect"!!

OCD OCD OCD OCD

[–]MattFUU 0 points1 point ago

holy shit funniest shit ever!!!

[–]ConTejas 0 points1 point ago

Expected Nigel, didn't even look at the title. Just "Don't make me look ugly" gave it away.

[–]lolales 0 points1 point ago

Way funnier than it should have been...

[–]imjustdrunk 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one who doesnt find nigel funny?

[–]gummyvitamins 0 points1 point ago

ya gave it away...

[–]sushii14 0 points1 point ago

WILD THORNBERRYS!

[–]NotSureIfReddit 0 points1 point ago

"The amazing spiderman" Just didn't cut it compared to the first ones.

[–]bradgillap 0 points1 point ago

She' pretty fetch.

[–]purehatee 0 points1 point ago

This has way too few up votes!

[–]isaacnator 0 points1 point ago

[–]Paije 0 points1 point ago

Are we posting things from Memebase now? Is that what Reddit has come to?

[–]FreaXoMatic 0 points1 point ago

You destroyed the joke at the title...

[–]Elessar20 0 points1 point ago

First thread on /r/funny that made me really laugh today!

Thank you good sir!

[–]encaseme 0 points1 point ago

So what's the story with this moustache dude? I see him appear on reddit occasionally. I'm sure I could look it up but I am too lazy to type this sentence into google, which is several clicks away.

[–]sashimi_taco 0 points1 point ago

This is what happens in real life though.

[–]douglasmacarthur -1 points0 points ago

This meme is the worst thing on Earth.