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BLB tries to be more spontaneous (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by tbeckster

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[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 73 points74 points ago

His plans went up in smoke.

[–]Mike_Aurand 27 points28 points ago

Pardon me while I burst into flames.

[–]ShittyASCIITextArt 55 points56 points ago

   *      (          )                             (                   )   (      
 (  `     )\ )    ( /(             (               )\ )     (       ( /(   )\ )   
 )\))(   (()/(    )\())  (         )\         (   (()/(     )\      )\()) (()/(   
((_)()\   /(_)) |((_)\   )\     ((((_)(       )\   /(_)) ((((_)(   ((_)\   /(_))  
(_()((_) (_))   |_ ((_) ((_)     )\ _ )\   _ ((_) (_))    )\ _ )\   _((_) (_))_   
|  \/  | |_ _|  | |/ /  | __|    (_)_\(_) | | | | | _ \   (_)_\(_) | \| |  |   \  
| |\/| |  | |     ' <   | _|      / _ \   | |_| | |   /    / _ \   | .` |  | |) | 
|_|  |_| |___|   _|\_\  |___|    /_/ \_\   \___/  |_|_\   /_/ \_\  |_|\_|  |___/

[–]Mike_Aurand 15 points16 points ago

This is the greatest moment of my life.

it's all downhill from here

[–]okmkz 45 points46 points ago

Speaking as a mobile user, I hate this account.

[–]iamdanhi 35 points36 points ago

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 /\  _`\ /\  _`\ /\  _  \/\ \        /\ \  __/\ \/\__  _\/\__  _\/\ \/\ \    /\__  _\/\__  _\  
 \ \ \/\ \ \ \L\_\ \ \L\ \ \ \       \ \ \/\ \ \ \/_/\ \/\/_/\ \/\ \ \_\ \   \/_/\ \/\/_/\ \/  
  \ \ \ \ \ \  _\L\ \  __ \ \ \  __   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \  _  \     \ \ \   \ \ \  
   \ \ \_\ \ \ \L\ \ \ \/\ \ \ \L\ \   \ \ \_/ \_\ \ \_\ \__ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \     \_\ \__ \ \ \ 
    \ \____/\ \____/\ \_\ \_\ \____/    \ `\___x___/ /\_____\ \ \_\ \ \_\ \_\    /\_____\ \ \_\
     \/___/  \/___/  \/_/\/_/\/___/      '\/__//__/  \/_____/  \/_/  \/_/\/_/    \/_____/  \/_/

[–]goodolarchie 8 points9 points ago

ShittyASCIITextArt - now in 3D.

[–]Madrawn 3 points4 points ago

You screwed the 'E' up

[–]so_carelessly_here 6 points7 points ago

Aren't we bitter and envious.

[–]ShittyASCIITextArt 1 point2 points ago

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   _______________          |*\_/*|________
  |  ___________  |        ||_/-\_|______  |
  | |           | |        | |           | |
  | |   0   0   | |        | |   0   0   | |
  | |     -     | |        | |     -     | |
  | |   \___/   | |        | |   \___/   | |
  | |___     ___| |        | |___________| |
  |_____|\_/|_____|        |_______________|
    _|__|/ \|_|_.............._|________|_
   / ********** \            / ********** \
 /  ************  \        /  ************  \
--------------------      --------------------

[–]okmkz 1 point2 points ago

yeah, I get it.

[–]accdodson 0 points1 point ago

Can you make me covered in thorns?

[–]OwnedMyself 3 points4 points ago

 _      _,   _,   ,_    _,    ,_    _,   _,  ,  , 
'|\    /    /     | \, / \,   | \, (_,  / \, |\ | 
 |-\  '\_  '\_   _|_/ '\_/   _|_/   _) '\_/  |'\| 
 '  `    `    ` '      '    '      '    '    '  `

You too can mess around with the magic of Ascii art using this tool! The style thing I used was thorned so it's probably not exactly what you had in mind since all it's done is made it a bit... spiky I guess. There's a couple of Fire ones on there which look suspiciously like what /u/ShittyASCIITextArt posted.

[–]lunacraz 4 points5 points ago

i've had enough of this world and its people's mindless games

[–]PhiliPhan12 1 point2 points ago

So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame

[–]Loose_Lipped_Control 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, he's cooked.

[–]tbeckster[S] 12 points13 points ago

Ooooo, burrrrrn!

[–]BarryHatchet 1 point2 points ago

easy.. dont give him the third degree

[–]beach4k 1 point2 points ago

He was no match for physics.

[–]rallyhog555 -1 points0 points ago

Burn baby burn

[–]roflmeh 18 points19 points ago

Gold. GOLD JERRY, GOLD.

[–]sittty 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7OnW4XDck

[–]STUCK_RIGHT_UP_THERE -5 points-4 points ago

this

[–]Jkins20 6 points7 points ago

This is funnier than it should be.

[–]Phelot 0 points1 point ago

The longer you stare at his face the funnier it gets.

[–]SpaceBanaynay 4 points5 points ago

It's the simple ones that get me.

[–]Bbbbbbbbbbbbb420 3 points4 points ago

hahahaha this is amazing

[–]QuantumVibrations 23 points24 points ago

this is the first Bad Luck Brian that made me laugh out loud. So, lol!

[–]Phelot 1 point2 points ago

Your comment is so lol!

[–]ketdizzle 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel... I lol-ed too after a long time

[–]NoOneShallThink 4 points5 points ago

This is gold.

[–]lncorrectGrammerNazi 2 points3 points ago

*This's gold.

[–]JesusDidTheBlueMeth 1 point2 points ago

Gold Jerry! Gold!

[–]enrique15 -2 points-1 points ago

LE GEM

[–]MyLifeinSong 2 points3 points ago

Another one bites the dust

[–]leer0yjenkins 2 points3 points ago

I've seen this one somewhere before.

[–]lesleythegreater 4 points5 points ago

This is the best BLB ever. Good job sir, upvotes.

[–]livefreeordont 0 points1 point ago

the little boy combusted because he had a new girlfriend. it wasnt the girl that caused him to combust, it was the fact that he did not want to pass gas in front of her

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151180/release-the-pressure#tab=related

[–]ChopToxicity -1 points0 points ago

Make love to me Brian, please!

[–]PinkEchoes02 1 point2 points ago

One of these days Brian's luck is going to change, one of these days.

[–]vijrox 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this

[–]Laahrik 0 points1 point ago

To the people who know such things, what is this kind of thing called? Is it just a play on words? I am curious in my moderately inebriated state.

[–]GamerKT 3 points4 points ago

Spontaneous combustion.

[–]Laahrik 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I know, I meant the way that is used. I'm pretty sure it is just a play on words anyways.

[–]That_was_not_funny 2 points3 points ago

a pun? Wait.. what are you asking?

[–]Laahrik 0 points1 point ago

I'm asking what the technical term is for splitting the actual words, spontaneous combustion, into two parts like that. Is it a pun? Is it a play on words? I know not, so thus, I inquire.

[–]lunacraz 0 points1 point ago

i'm not so sure it's a pun... usually a pun is usually a joke made by using similar sounding words

i guess you could call this a misdirection... it's still a play on words, but the funny part is that it's the way it's phrased, not using similar sounding words.

[–]DirtyTylerDurden -1 points0 points ago

Class

[–]tinolax27 -1 points0 points ago

i was gunna say i laughed entirely too hard at this but reading all the comments made me realize its just that damn funny

[–]staticzebra 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard I choked on my own spit. Been a long time a meme has actually made me laugh.

[–]ElCapitan09 0 points1 point ago

No joke my buddy watched a documentary on Nat Geo on spontaneous combustion and was scared shitless for 2 months.

[–]keepforward 0 points1 point ago

Guess you could say he was...

Scorching hot

[–]pengu00 0 points1 point ago

Awsome, just hilarious

[–]SpontaneousBoyBand 0 points1 point ago

Did someone say Spontaneous??

[–]LustInSpace 0 points1 point ago

My favorite one yet!

[–]Oh_stop_it_you 0 points1 point ago

This is absolutely terrible.

[–]pesmerk 0 points1 point ago

Probably my favorite version of this meme ever.

[–]WannabeBodyBuilder 0 points1 point ago

You stole this from a friend of mine unoriginal gypsy, http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/rw34b/bad_luck_brian/

[–]itamaram 1 point2 points ago

Well, if we're discussing "stealing" than I would claim mine would be a more direct "theft". But I would much rather the usage of the word "homage". http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/xriss/the_true_reason_im_a_sap/

Now I would claim to A, never have seen you friend's comic, and B, to be a lot funnier, as it is actually punny and clever.

[–]mtlh3d 1 point2 points ago

itamaram was better.

[–]itamaram 0 points1 point ago

<Fry> Can't tell if someone I know, Or random stranger supporting me. </Fry>

[–]TeethofBusey 0 points1 point ago

I remember when I was a kid, there were all sorts of unsolved mystery shows, and spontaneous human combustion was a pretty common topic. Now, maybe I don't watch the correct types of shows, but do people still think this is a thing or have we grown smarter as a people realizing such a thing isn't possible?

[–]mikehall 0 points1 point ago

I find this rather shallow and pedantic.

[–]jesussmoke 0 points1 point ago

Very clever

[–]Gareth00144 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]MisterPhD 1 point2 points ago

I don't know... I'd say he'd be pretty lucky, then. He'd be the first person to actually spontaneously combust.

[–]lilmissy91 -3 points-2 points ago

Are all the memes that Reddit makes made by 15 year olds?

[–]Phelot -1 points0 points ago

Would you be surprised?

[–]thebends888 -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe change his name to Bad Joke Brian?

[–]DragonBlood -3 points-2 points ago

tries to ..............................., farts.

[–]killamike_ -5 points-4 points ago

I just pooped thats so funny.

[–]gender_bot -4 points-3 points ago

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:
* 89% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
* Gender is male with 71% confidence
* Approximate Age is 40 with 95% confidence
* Persons mood is happy with 62% confidence
* Persons lips are parted with 98% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

[–]MiloMuggins 8 points9 points ago

BLB: Bot guesses his age is 40

Highschool yearbook photo

[–]SirNoName 0 points1 point ago

Bad luck brian

Only seems 71% male
Is 15 (fuck if I know), 95% sure he's 40

[–]sittty -5 points-4 points ago

fire at will!

http://i.imgur.com/zAM5E.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jrbes.gif

stop doing that. I love this pure piece of gold and I would like to convey my appreciation with upvote gifs...

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