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[–]thecodyk 40 points41 points ago

Backyard Sports, stereotyping at its finest

[–]bernaldiaz 14 points15 points ago

Actually, he spoke English. Was just a regular school kid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQUz1c4trBw Fast-foward to like 50 seconds. Your mind will be blown, and your childhood forever altered.

[–]cameronabab 0 points1 point ago

No no no no! Why'd you have to show me this?

[–]Lapid 1 point2 points ago

He told you NOT to tell the other kids! You had ONE JOB!

[–]EmilyLaRae 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for enlightening me about this!

[–]joebags15 1 point2 points ago

only when you could modify the body types of the kids

[–]tracerbullet__pi 0 points1 point ago

except for where he was good at hockey too.

[–]sambo22 27 points28 points ago

Pablo Sanchez is the greatest athlete alive... but everyone knows Pete Wheeler is Pablo's greatest competition

[–]lockwolf 9 points10 points ago

Imma score a touchdown

[–]Abyss_in_Motion 6 points7 points ago

If you're smart, Petey bats leadoff. Then you bring him in with hitters that crush the ball, like the aforementioned Pablo, Achmed Khan, Keisha Phillips, and Mikey Thomas. That's like Backyard Baseball strategy 101.

[–]cameronabab 0 points1 point ago

Have you been looking at my line-up?

[–]kaptinkracker 1 point2 points ago

Pete could run like the wind blows and that is no lie.

[–]Dac97 14 points15 points ago

OH MY GOD I MISS THESE GAMES!!!!!

[–]FireExtinguisher 3 points4 points ago

Me too...childhood memories flooded my brain.

[–]nicknar 14 points15 points ago

Oh god I just got falcon punched by nostalgia.

[–]purpletraitor69 13 points14 points ago

Pablo was so overpowered.

[–]OblivionGamer92 11 points12 points ago

Yeah cause he's really 23

[–]WhiteKnight325 14 points15 points ago

"Adios baseball' -Pablo Sanchez

[–]alphaorionis 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, the memories...

[–]emmr 0 points1 point ago

The year Backyard Football came out. Best Christmas ever.

[–]Batman820 12 points13 points ago

Omg I remember this, ha what about the wheel chair kid

[–]eclipse98 14 points15 points ago

Kenny kawaguchi

[–]lidster 2 points3 points ago

I always picked Kenny Kawaguchi to be my pitcher.

[–]emmr 1 point2 points ago

Kenny was my pitcher always.

[–]sawyer1929 12 points13 points ago

Petey wheeler all day. Pablo aint got shit on petey

[–]TreLeans[S,!] 16 points17 points ago

While I disagree with your opinion, I will defend to the death your right to have it.

[–]sawyer1929 4 points5 points ago

That's very proper of you.

[–]TechNickL 3 points4 points ago

Quoting Voltaire. Classy.

[–]lidster 1 point2 points ago

Technically, quoting Evelyn Beatrice Hall's biography of Voltaire.

[–]vinnytt 4 points5 points ago

Season stats:

HR: 1. Pablo Sanchez: 65 2. Generic kid name: 5

SB: 1.Pablo Sanchez: 78 2. Pete Wheeler: 56 3. Generic name: 9

[–]BurntTheToast 4 points5 points ago

Anyone remember the wheelchair guy who could dunk in basketball? If his legs worked he would use them to kick pablo's ass.

[–]tesnakeinurboot 1 point2 points ago

His name was Kenny Kawaguchi, and he was the second best pitcher in this game.

[–]musteatflesh 3 points4 points ago

I was such a badass at this game

[–]texascience 3 points4 points ago

Nobody could cover him in Backyard Football. Touchdown every time like Randy Moss in NFL2k on Dreamcast.

[–]apiratewithadd 1 point2 points ago

That game made me believe in next gen graphics for some reason. I want it again. Right now.

[–]supersadbro 3 points4 points ago

OMFG yesssssssss, Pablo was so broken in that game. He fucking killed at everything he was the fastest guy on the fiel and he was even a sick goalkeeper.

[–]Agent_B 4 points5 points ago

This guy and Pete Wheeler. Whenever I had them both on my team, I'd play Tag Team's "Whoomp" cassingle on a boombox my dad had near the computer every time they came up to bat, drowning out their original music. Because I'm a fucking boss.

[–]PoTe80 2 points3 points ago

He was my star quarterback...

[–]dmellang04 2 points3 points ago

if he was your favorite then why was he your number 2 pick

[–]bkinch15 2 points3 points ago

Pablo was amazing. Closely followed by Pete Wheeler of course

[–]funkybuttlovin24 2 points3 points ago

god damn i loved this game

[–]sharkins 2 points3 points ago

Where can I get a copy of this game?!?!?!

[–]BeyondCR 1 point2 points ago

obligatory sucre benchwarmers pic.

[–]jewbagel005 1 point2 points ago

Omg. Night has been made.

[–]yellOpa 0 points1 point ago

o yea

[–]CmonGuys 1 point2 points ago

"Pablo does not speak English it seems." I'm guessing he also climbed the fence, pushed his cart of ice cream, and then went to Home Depot.

[–]Charmeleon25 1 point2 points ago

My sister found our 2003 version in my grandma's basement, guess what we played this summer?

[–]hebrewharry 1 point2 points ago

PABLO SANCHEZ WAS A GOD!

[–]kitty666666 0 points1 point ago

My initial thought: YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]EdAndTheGang 1 point2 points ago

Not to be that guy, but MLB memes had this AGES ago... Again, I am not tying to be that guy.

[–]HeyItsOlivia -1 points0 points ago

So, you're KNOT "tying" to be that guy, huh?

I'll show myself out.

[–]clearly_CFM 0 points1 point ago

Plus, he has my IRL birthday

[–]AP1s2k 0 points1 point ago

funny because my sisters boxer/bulldog is named Pablo and she just got married last Friday to her now husband who i played baseball with from years 10-13 and his last name is Sanchez. WE HAVE A SUPERSTAR IN THE MAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Cjanz 1 point2 points ago

I definitely opened my mouth in surprise and clapped my hands to my face whilst saying "ohhhh mannn" to the memories this conjured.

[–]ussbaney 0 points1 point ago

Yeah.... Because he never lost!

[–]NeedsToShutUp 0 points1 point ago

[–]cameronabab 0 points1 point ago

Dude holy shit. Pablo was the most broken kid in that game. I fucking loved him

[–]iSeven 1 point2 points ago

Kenny Kawaguchi as pitcher, Pablo Sanchez as pretty much everything ever, the twins just because twins are cool.

[–]Youdonotsay 0 points1 point ago

In the soccer one. Ricky was always my favourite.

[–]retarpe 0 points1 point ago

Hey, sweet post guy.

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 0 points1 point ago

Little guy would look to the left and juke right, thus catapulting himself into a touchdown.

[–]Nickk_Jones 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YEAH. I loved this game and Pablo was the shit! Thank you OP, you made my night.

[–]gregorious13 0 points1 point ago

Soccer, baseball, football, hockey!? He's the vast at all of em.

[–]mega-shark 0 points1 point ago

"Yo soy el selección bueno!"

[–]confusedX 0 points1 point ago

YES! That dude was freaking insane.

[–]fekasaurus 0 points1 point ago

One word. Dominicans.

[–]Annairb 0 points1 point ago

I still play this with the kids I babysit.

[–]gythorg 0 points1 point ago

I...... I just realized how racist this was.

[–]ar3k5u 0 points1 point ago

oh god this with two house-linked pc's, one upstairs, one downstairs, ahhh memories.

[–]W360 0 points1 point ago

Petey Pablo.

[–]ExplainsYourJoke -4 points-3 points ago

What part of this is funny? Bear in mind that this is /r/funny

[–]johnyg -5 points-4 points ago

it's funny because of the stereotype...