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[–]lethargicwalrus 19 points20 points ago

I really hope the day never comes when miniature ice cream trucks start raping people.

[–]Cemo9999 6 points7 points ago

Rule 34

[–]JakeCameraAction 2 points3 points ago

I don't like living in a world where this is a sentence.

[–]chucka82 17 points18 points ago

[–]immawsome -1 points0 points ago

[–]Nbrandwine 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love gangnam style.

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 3 points4 points ago

That is possibly the funniest face I've ever seen.

[–]Harkonen_inc 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, I had a shifty day today, but this... This! Only thing to get me to laugh, thank you.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 6 points7 points ago

The shop on the last panel is awesome.

[–]ramona-ramones 0 points1 point ago

What a dumb ass?!

[–]melon_soda 0 points1 point ago

I give this post... Seven outta seven asses.

[–]WildSeven2 1 point2 points ago

SEVEN ASSES. Grim Gramps.

[–]saadakhtar 0 points1 point ago

Aww yis!

[–]ryan324 0 points1 point ago

Ain't nuthin like dat ass.

[–]AncestralTuna -2 points-1 points ago

"Cartoon mouth" from CoD: Black Ops I believe is the mouth OP used on the car.

[–]DrArroganto 0 points1 point ago

What.? It's not from cod. The origin of it goes back to rich boy.

[–]AncestralTuna 0 points1 point ago

Alas, I am not aware of Rich Boy. My apologize.

[–]mr_pants13 0 points1 point ago

Lost my shit on the last panel.

[–]theinfamousbigd 0 points1 point ago

What ass?

[–]joeshrimp11 0 points1 point ago

We all scream for ice cream? Mother of god, it was a warning.

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

I lol'ed.

[–]methshin 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for the Gangnam style "dat ass" face

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

[–]DonkeyLipper 1 point2 points ago

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

[–]SmokeDiverFF 1 point2 points ago

Is this Cars 3?

[–]Crofty44 -1 points0 points ago

haaha brilliant!

[–]Lomono95 -2 points-1 points ago

What the repost.

[–]ratedhero -1 points0 points ago

I'm into this picture

[–]duey_rando -1 points0 points ago

I think he had a oil leak ;)

[–]nowitzki_dirk41 -1 points0 points ago

Dat ass is like a onion, it wants to make me cry

[–]mxmr47 -1 points0 points ago

Silly lady, there's nothing on the floor.