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[–]shellechan 119 points120 points ago

Little do we all know the first part of the gif is reversed, and he actually killed the cat.

[–]Hush399 36 points37 points ago

[–]SunAndCigarrets 11 points12 points ago

Thank you, I was beginning to think I was going to have to go out and get one of the goddamn maids to do it

[–]ABentSp00n 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part of that video is the description. "Cat is ok. Not drugged. Sleepy." That sounds so shady.

[–]Doomshock 19 points20 points ago

like this?

Edit: It's not a .gif of someone killing a cat.

[–]VStheUNIVERSE 4 points5 points ago

I am laughing so had right now... it's like I'm watching Looney Toons...

[–]zutsori 1 point2 points ago

Why is it so funny?!

[–]erikcasey 6 points7 points ago

Well, that makes a lot of sense. And now feel awful that i laughed at it.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 1 point2 points ago

I will believe the cat is just a heavy sleeper, yea that's it he just sleeps a lot

[–]dafuq0_0 0 points1 point ago

black garfield much?

[–]MCpeepants06 0 points1 point ago

It's not even doom music

[–]Soshta 19 points20 points ago

[–]Careless_Con 5 points6 points ago

This thing makes me not regret going to bed late!

[–]Taxidermy_Freak 22 points23 points ago

i hate it when my cat plays dead... gives me a fucking heart attack every goddamn time T___T

[–]ScoobyM 7 points8 points ago

He's in a cat coma

[–]apextek 38 points39 points ago

he's catatonic

[–]aldude3 1 point2 points ago

KITTY KOMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]AngryPirate 0 points1 point ago

Suffers from sleep catnia

[–]baseballguy123 3 points4 points ago

How many times do I have to tell you, he's dead move on

[–]baronxs 31 points32 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Every morning when I have to wake up early 15coms 655pts 2mos reactiongifs
just play dead and he will go away 4coms 34pts 3mos funny
Waking up on Monday morning 1com 31pts 4mos gifs
Kitty..Kitty.....Wakeuuupp!...it's 11 am 3coms 17pts 4mos funny
Waking up for work hungover 43coms 1031pts 4mos funny
I imagine this is how I look when people try to wake me up. 26coms 911pts 4mos gifs
He's not dead, just derp 1com 13pts 8mos funny
How all of my mornings look like 101coms 728pts 8mos funny
out cold (xpost r/gifs) 2coms 17pts 8mos funny
Don't worry He's sleeping 81coms 972pts 8mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]antipode 20 points21 points ago

Man, this image is a karma goldmine. I'll have to save it and keep it on-hand for November!

[–]zutsori 2 points3 points ago

November? Cash that in by Friday.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus -1 points0 points ago

And get a post from baronxs.

[–]Yourdomdaddy 5 points6 points ago

Is there a rotating list of people who get to do this?

[–]bobthecookie 1 point2 points ago

Of assholes? Yes

[–]Kubaker1[S] 8 points9 points ago

[–]baronxs 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
NOPE! nope nope nope 5coms 8pts 1mo WTF
Hey y'all, does anyone know what the source is for this? Thanks in advance. 22coms 156pts 3mos gifs
Cat Dance's 0coms 3pts 2mos aww
When someone makes you dance at a party infront of other people 4coms 10pts 1mo pics
dance dance dance 6coms 18pts 14dys gifs
Whenever my friends keep asking me to dance 38coms 748pts 15dys reactiongifs
Blew my mind at a [6] 24coms 217pts 1mo trees
This is probably my favorite gif. 9coms 115pts 1mo gifs
Best Cat Gif Ever? 20coms 97pts 1mo WTF
What do you want from me reddit? 22coms 171pts 7mos funny
Kills me every time. 9coms 52pts 7mos gifs
Why won't my cat do this? 11coms 64pts 8mos funny
Come on kitty, do something for the camera! 3coms 19pts 1yr pics
Come on Kitty, do something for the camera! 114coms 244pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]justmakingmypoint 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info on what baronxs does in their free time...

[–]agnosticpope 4 points5 points ago

First time I saw it so I could give no shits about it being a repost.

Not to mention its the first fucking time I laughed HARD at some dumb cat anything. Fucking had me in tears.

[–]kekoax 2 points3 points ago

"This cat is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, He rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the couch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-CAT!!"

"Nononono, no, no! He's resting!"

"Ah so he is, carry on"

[–]justmakingmypoint 0 points1 point ago

great skit. MP!

[–]Popzagon 2 points3 points ago

Sorry but that cat is dead

[–]Paginator 0 points1 point ago

Please for the love of god just be original if reposts keep happening reddit is gonna be like facebook.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

Hey, wanna be friends?

[–]AYWMS_NWiam 0 points1 point ago

*dislike

[–]sananthropis -1 points0 points ago

Holy Shit: ZOMBIE Kitty, and that douche just woke him up.

[–]NewClearWinter 1 point2 points ago

feeling like P-kitty?

[–]gla3dr 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting a picture of P Diddy.

[–]Pollydora 0 points1 point ago

When I first watched that video I was convinced they'd drugged that cat.

[–]jordyblan 1 point2 points ago

i wish waking up in the morning was that peaceful for me

[–]mlmcmahon 1 point2 points ago

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]Scarmanz 1 point2 points ago

You need to see a doctor if your like this every morning.

[–]JustZisGuy 0 points1 point ago

[–]EmbarrassingWetness 0 points1 point ago

That's what my cat does to me in the morning when he wants his morning bowl of dee-licious kat snax. It starts at about 0630 and doesn't end until I get up.

[–]georgeresch 0 points1 point ago

seizure cat. cool.

[–]ConfusedAlways 0 points1 point ago

Those teeth look mighty scary...

[–]Mowron 1 point2 points ago

Thats some pet cemetery shit right there

[–]_mrthomas_ 1 point2 points ago

How I feel waking up in the morning: Like P. Diddy

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

roofies

[–]370H-SSV-0773H 0 points1 point ago

He's dead Jim.

[–]iEatMaPoo 0 points1 point ago

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

Coma cat.

[–]josh2992 0 points1 point ago

I think the cat is dead...

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

When some does this to me I have no energy to react but in my head I'm saying "I, am going to kill you".

[–]ANiceChap 0 points1 point ago

What kind of cat is that?

[–]TheMadMule 0 points1 point ago

I couldnt laugh until it showed that the cat was actually alive.

[–]samspeir1 0 points1 point ago

So you always wake up OD'd on crack?

[–]herr0there 1 point2 points ago

That's not P. Diddy

[–]ErogenousJones 1 point2 points ago

That cat needs the Granny Weatherwax "I aten't dead" sign.

[–]theneedtobreed 0 points1 point ago

Catnip is a helluva drug.

[–]Gabe1282 0 points1 point ago

Oh Nigel Thornberry...

[–]dork_fish_ 1 point2 points ago

I literally laughed for about 5 minutes straight. Then I got out of bed, went and woke everyone in my house up and made them watch it until we were all laughing so jard we got abs.

[–]inajeep 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the time when I came home to find my cat dead but still slightly warm. Sad part was that it was the one cat we had that wasn't an asshole.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

Dude ... let sleeping cats lie.

[–]The__Erlking 0 points1 point ago

THIS...IS AN EX...KITTEH!!!

[–]deadendcruiser 0 points1 point ago

My cat is 15 and this gif terrifies me.

[–]FunnyFalcon 0 points1 point ago

This cat looks exactly like the cat I had to dissect in anatomy.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]There-Wolf 1 point2 points ago

It's called a dead sleep, and all animals can fall into a dead sleep. My chihuahua has done it a couple of times. It's not dangerous to the animal's health, but can be a bit scary if you don't know what's happening.

[–]akaJimothy 0 points1 point ago

More like what I do to drunk people at parties.

[–]superdarkness 0 points1 point ago

I was sure the cat was dead, and this gif was in really bad taste.

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

Oh, cats dead, better get the camera out.

[–]perfect_heat 0 points1 point ago

Yo that cat is dead

[–]SNOWLIZARD 0 points1 point ago

not a picture of p diddy. doing it wrong.

[–]Datripnipslip 0 points1 point ago

I was like " uhhhh.. That car is de- Nevermind!!"

[–]xXxBluESkiTtlExXx 0 points1 point ago

First I thought they were playing with a dead cat...

[–]LucSkywalker16 0 points1 point ago

i laughed so hard i cried and my stomach hurt

[–]phace_of_phear 0 points1 point ago

I told myself I was going to down-- upvote this if it had a cat. I love cats.

[–]Provenzer0 1 point2 points ago

Man, that cat is D.E.A.D. Dead.

[–]trolololsteve -3 points-2 points ago

That poor cat is dead

[–]charlatan74 -3 points-2 points ago

LOL! That is flippin hilarious.