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[–]b3mus3d 93 points94 points ago

I remember when redditors ripped the shit out of people who don't like to read.

[–]Kar98_Byf42 37 points38 points ago

I still do. But if it's 20 minutes until five, and I just wanna look at stupid pictures, I wanna look at stupid pictures, not words, words, words.

[–]Samilton 2 points3 points ago

I love Bo Burnham so much.

[–]mattbluesman 0 points1 point ago

Or 40 minutes til five.

[–]Dignified 1 point2 points ago

Reddit in Pictures. Great app.

[–]TheLastBadger 24 points25 points ago

Also remember when the general conscious was "YouTube comments are terrible."? Then it turned into "YouTube comments aren't all bad." Now it's "YouTube does it again LOL" I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but reddit's quality has gone incredibly downhill.

[–]onwald_goodfreidt 11 points12 points ago

Or youtube comments have gotten more reddit-like as reddit slowly takes over the internet.

[–]loveslut 20 points21 points ago

A blending of Youtube getting smarter and Reddit getting dumber.

[–]dont_shit_urknickers 8 points9 points ago

Which is right along the lines of Reddit becoming more popular, aka dumber(the population that is).

[–]TheForceiswithus 2 points3 points ago

There is a place for you as well as others who don't like the current state of Reddit. Check out /r/TrueReddit.

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW 1 point2 points ago

So it does exist! I thought no one would have had this idea haha, but I'm on the internet.

[–]alphanovember 0 points1 point ago

I miss the old reddit community. I wonder what secret site everyone's gone to now that this one is overrun. Inb4 metafilter.

[–]EntingFantastic 1 point2 points ago

Metafilter is too neutral without the feature of expansion. The perfect website, but we all like the vulnerability and ease of Reddit and somewhere along the line people started being super meta about karma. I think Reddit would be better without karma, but stopping it now would be horrible both business-wise and the community wants it too much.

This will become an image board soon enough.

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

Do you remember when you had to walk to school uphill in the snow for five miles as well?

[–]timothy035 88 points89 points ago

Yeah those articles are brutal, I'm sticking to cats doing silly things! Lol!!!!!

[–]b3mus3d 38 points39 points ago

Upvotes in hope of parody.

[–]dont_shit_urknickers 5 points6 points ago

Seriously if Reddit was only cats and silly shit, I wouldn't come here anymore.

[–]GethPrime -2 points-1 points ago

This statement is false.

[–]TehFence 1 point2 points ago

I'm not so sure.. the little kids start to break through the 250 comments barrier sometimes.

[–]deja-vu-comment 32 points33 points ago

Happens to me all the time. Sometimes I walk out of my bedroom door and BAM, there's a speech going on. It's so embarrassing.

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[–]Temporarily__Alone 4 points5 points ago

This was a strange train of thought for me...

  1. Noticed gif was a repost (who cares: sweet title)

  2. Clicked to the comments, recognized top comment (I've been on here too long: cue self-loating)

  3. Then noticed username, chuckled.

  4. Before I could click for comment history, noticed a funny blue dot in the comment. Oh no, I thought, I should guess which post he's gonna like to.

  5. I was right...

  6. :(

[–]bryci 0 points1 point ago

hows that self-loating going

[–]kencole54321 -2 points-1 points ago

I like you. Somehow seems justified that if it is a repost, people enjoy the repost enough to bring it to the front page, and someone already won out the top comment last time it was posted, might as well post it again. Yet you subtly admit what you are doing, and subtly give credit to the original commenter, while subtly pointing out "repost" without annoying anyone.

[–]sensors 18 points19 points ago

When the title contains the word 'reaction' and the link is a gif, it should really be posted to /r/reactiongifs anyway.

[–]BombTheDodongos 15 points16 points ago

And you have summed up, in one post, everything that is wrong with Reddit.

[–]vautrin_ 39 points40 points ago

Congratulations. You are the cancer that's killing the Internet.

[–]sipofsoma 11 points12 points ago

I doubt he actually read that. Try this.

I would have actually labeled the picture to show him as the cancer cell in there killing the internets...but I didn't feel like reading the article attached to the picture to understand what's going on here. But there is cancer in there I believe.

[–]DNApolymerase 3 points4 points ago

It's a picture of an NK cell checking a neighboring cell for abnormalities that would warrant immediate destruction,.

[–]Ethosia 3 points4 points ago

I have a great site for you OP! It doesn't have any brainy articles only funny pictures! Here ya go, enjoy! www.9gag.com

[–]narwhalcares 7 points8 points ago

What a coincidence! That's my reaction when I see someone confuse reaction gifs for legitimate content.

[–]ThEgg 6 points7 points ago

"I came here to laugh, not to read."

[–]ilikeapples2 2 points3 points ago

Terrible use of this gif.

[–]homeless_man_jogging -3 points-2 points ago

I enjoyed it.

[–]mike808hawaii 0 points1 point ago

That's been this last few days in /r/WTF 's comeback.

[–]Gravesh 2 points3 points ago

[–]redditreddit1234 1 point2 points ago

best gif

[–]Jfolcik 0 points1 point ago

So long as a message is true and to the point, I don't care about length. But too many Redditors like hearing themselves talk, and to them I say: wrap it up!

[–]adriols 0 points1 point ago

whoever you are if the preident is giving a speech, you get the fuck out

[–]FountainsOfChez 0 points1 point ago

Why is he covered in bees?

[–]sideshowrob63 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure but I'm going to assume its similar to my reaction when I open a gif link with my phone and it takes forever to load.

[–]Geoffron -1 points0 points ago

The title makes me want to downvote, but the gif was amazing. Help?

[–]winniedemon 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I was expecting a wall of text instead of a picture/gif.

[–]Hack0201 0 points1 point ago

I miss Gibbs...

[–]atreydrew 0 points1 point ago

That's me when I walk into my parents room at night :/

[–]dustmundo 0 points1 point ago

Precisely my reaction when I go to comment on a post and realize it already has 800 comments.

[–]flyawaybullet 0 points1 point ago

Reaction when a gif takes to long to load on LTE

[–]shit-head -1 points0 points ago

As in every meme generator site on the internet. Is there a way to filter those bastards so they don't take up valuable page estate from imgur?

[–]voytek707 0 points1 point ago

I think the problem is that there is just so much garbage online now. Sites like this - where you can zoom in on one subject or look at mass group approved content - cut the potential to encounter it down but honestly, unless it comes highly recommended, I'm going to skip long posts. They add up after a while. I do see irony in that this, in itself, is arguably a lengthy post. So be it.

[–]lizteach 0 points1 point ago

TIL the name of the White House hall that presidents sometimes give speeches in front of:

Cross Hall

[–]NakedLadyCakes 0 points1 point ago

I think what fascinates me the most is that I am a 42 year old Navy retired mother and you are a19 year old (insert your profile) and we think exactly alike.

[–]beejesus 1 point2 points ago

I dunno about you, but I actually enjoy reading.

[–]ThePwnStick 1 point2 points ago

cancer

[–]too_toked 0 points1 point ago

I can only imagine the panic he felt when he realized what he just walked into

[–]stapviggo 0 points1 point ago

Why do you keep walking back in and out of the thread then?

[–]D1M1R 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Saul Goodman.

[–]poizan42 0 points1 point ago

You take a video clip, distort it from 4:3 to 16:9 and post it as a gif?

[–]Ethosia 1 point2 points ago

Reddit started out as a place to read and discuss articles. Now the front page is littered with forced memes and reposted LOL pictures.

[–]dksprocket 0 points1 point ago

[–]murderbum999 0 points1 point ago

[–]sbrelvi 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know who that guy was?

[–]friendlyhumanist 0 points1 point ago

So when you open a link with too much text, you suddenly find yourself interrupting something and embarrassing yourself, which causes you to want to leave immediately? No. You were looking for the Abe gif.

[–]Temporarily__Alone 9 points10 points ago

[–]sananthropis 1 point2 points ago

a freaking men... at the end of my work day, my brain just can't handle anything too complex like reading.

[–]ThisMaterialGoesIn 1 point2 points ago

[–]theworldisgrim 1 point2 points ago

Reading is a lost art.

[–]leetheproducer 0 points1 point ago

This is why Reddit sucks.

[–]darkcloud03 0 points1 point ago

RES. No need to open a link. You'll just know.

[–]Begerken -2 points-1 points ago

Weird... that's my reaction when I open a picture with too much text in it.

[–]enolan211 0 points1 point ago

My reaction

dance and everything

[–]harmala -2 points-1 points ago

Get off Reddit and get back to flipping my burger.

[–]givemeweedandmoney -3 points-2 points ago

LOL!!

[–]StoneDeaf -4 points-3 points ago