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[–]bacon_cake 453 points454 points ago

It's lucky she can't feel the eyes of the internet on her.

[–]Lolz-Muffin[S] 282 points283 points ago

Somehow i don't think she'd be abe to sleep at night

[–]Fig1024 147 points148 points ago

some girls like the attention, just look at /gonewild

I got an idea: ask Emma Watson to do a /gonewild post!

[–]Center6701 430 points431 points ago

Reddit's servers would never survive.

[–]Digitalneo 265 points266 points ago

The day Reddit died.

[–]Wangan_ 87 points88 points ago

Obama?

[–]baik69 262 points263 points ago

Obama on /gonewild?

[–]NonEmbarassingName 328 points329 points ago

President of the United states of A[m]erica

Edit: Why does my highest upvoted comment have to be about the president posting in gonewild....

[–]IamAWaIrus 89 points90 points ago

With the [f]irst lady.

[–]MrLaughter 20 points21 points ago

Not bad

[–]Frankyminion 53 points54 points ago

Em[m]a's [F]un Day with the President

[–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 8 points9 points ago

Looks like we have a WINNER!!!

[–]mrdrsmashington123 6 points7 points ago

I would cry if that happened. I would use my tears as lube though.

[–]PotUStatoInMyAMAnus 22 points23 points ago

Sounds good to me.

[–]learntofart 9 points10 points ago

[m] in gonewild? Obligatory downvote to hell.

Ladyboners however...

[–]NonEmbarassingName 17 points18 points ago

Hmmm, perhaps you are forgetting the HIGHEST UPVOTED THREAD IN THAT SUBREDDIT???

http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/pwxf6/first_time_posting_here_pretty_nervous/

EDIT: forgot the NSFW, you have been warned

[–]VladimirIV 104 points105 points ago

Not bad.

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 61 points62 points ago

Can you imagine if a US President actually did a GW post? I'm not saying I'm into old black men but I think I'd have to check it out just because.

[–]RiPotato 50 points51 points ago

It might actually get more upvotes than the test post.

[–]Goremageddon 27 points28 points ago

Obama was the first president in the history of the USA to go in public in bare feet. No other president's toes were ever seen before. That being said... a GW post would cause a fault line beneath DC to open up and swallow up most of the city.

[–]MrJay235 27 points28 points ago

I'd love to see Fox News the next day. Or month.

[–]DiggletDig 20 points21 points ago

Do.. Do you think it would be considered unpatriotic to not fap to it? :/

[–]EmbarrassingWetness 18 points19 points ago

He is not old, and he has the body of an athlete. I'd love to see him nekkid.

[–]HerSoldier1023 11 points12 points ago

Relevant username

[–]themanofawesomeness 5 points6 points ago

NOPE.

[–]DaBomb1 31 points32 points ago

YEP.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 16 points17 points ago

If it's good enough for the first lady...

[–]octafed 27 points28 points ago

The difference is that the servers came back up after Obama. Watson would kill them dead! No respawns!

[–]nohearin 13 points14 points ago

Obama is more difficult to fap to.

[–]NinjaTroll471 33 points34 points ago

Slightly more.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 31 points32 points ago

There's a bit of a stimulus.

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 16 points17 points ago

OHHH BABY! STIMULATE MY PACKAGE, BABY!!!

[–]FatZombieMama 2 points3 points ago

PILF, for real.

[–]DrXenu 5 points6 points ago

I would have backup on my HDD before the servers crashed and uploaded it to every major site so others can enjoy the 1 naked body I have been waiting for so long to see.... Her and I are the same age so for the people who think I'm an old man or a child. mmmmmm

Proud facebook liker of the "Acio Emma Watsons virginity" page.

13 from house was a close second and was not disappointed when I found tits on google.

Emma Watson though.... I keep going back and searching and this is what I feel like

[–]AnViLLiaN- 2 points3 points ago

It would be like the second coming of the Obama AMA except for 48 hours.

[–]Catsfosho 5 points6 points ago

I honestly think Emma Watson in /gonewild would get more attention then Obama

[–]Livingfear 13 points14 points ago

Some harry potter extra did an ama and said that whenever Emma Watson was around that she didn't really like the attention.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

[–]10b-5 0 points1 point ago

Having met her at clubs several times, I question his opinion.

[–]runsoutofspace -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure there's a pic of a nip slip somewhere.

[–]Jventure 3 points4 points ago

I don't think I'd be abe to sleep.

[–]dudeitsabe 1 point2 points ago

I'm abe and sleep at night

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 15 points16 points ago

Don't hate the Potter, hate the game

[–]FoundPie 3 points4 points ago

Searching for her on Google apparently is infinitely more likely to land on a virus/trojan/spyware trap than any other celebrity.

[–]Kodiak_Cartel 1 point2 points ago

In the eyes of a lurker,

The unsuspecting star,

Had better know the truth of hot from not,

'Cause the eyes of the Internet are upon you,

Anything hot you do, they're gonna see,

When you're in public, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the Internet's gonna be.

[–]Pianotico 72 points73 points ago

If I was constantly being photographed, I'd do my best to fight the urge to look.

[–]monkeedude1212 124 points125 points ago

He probably did his best to fight it too.

His best just wasn't good enough.

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 30 points31 points ago

I don't think anyone's would be.

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 1 point2 points ago

But what is he looking at? There's nothing there.

[–]Pianotico 6 points7 points ago

You're right. I'm just a mere mortal hanging out with other mortals. If I was constantly around women like her...

[–]1O1I0III01O10I1O01 5 points6 points ago

it was probably a .5 second glance

[–]tehnerdofnerds 4 points5 points ago

He did his breast.

[–]Vicious_Seraph 71 points72 points ago

He does lack a certain subtlety.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 72 points73 points ago

Shoulda used the damn invisibility cloak.

[–]Neebat 25 points26 points ago

He would have, but it was busy being the "invisibility tent"

[–]darksideofthe_moo 9 points10 points ago

well he's pretty short, his eyes kinda line up with her chest. I usually let my short guy friends get away with it, I feel bad for them because they are short.

[–]Sherrodactyl 4 points5 points ago

"Those below 5'8", go ahead and check out my rack. Taller? Fuck you."

[–]Mars_Ultor13 106 points107 points ago

To be honest though, can you blame him?

[–]brokendimension 54 points55 points ago

No.

[–]ElAyDubleZee 6 points7 points ago

TIL I'm a douche because I would do the same damn thing...

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 2 points3 points ago

Yes..? There's no cleavage.

[–]Ghosttwo 0 points1 point ago

I think I might have seen an interview once, where one of the HP actors said that they like to play jokes on the paparazzi, like sight gags or always mentioning certain phrases during interviews. This one probably went like "I know, everytime we see a cluster of cameras, I'll stare at your chest"

[–]fuller000 77 points78 points ago

DIRTY HARRY... >_<

[–]hussard_de_la_mort 9 points10 points ago

"Do you feel lucky, Malfoy? Do ya?"

[–]Sloppy310 75 points76 points ago

I'd also look if I was in his position. But truth be told, I look from this position also.

[–]DNAsly 26 points27 points ago

If I was in his position I'd keep dropping stuff and asking her to pick it up.

[–]Shamson 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, it's like a where's waldo puzzle staring at that chest. Good use of time!

[–]cbsauder 171 points172 points ago

[–]I_am_also_a_Walrus 88 points89 points ago

As a girl, dem shoes.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 239 points240 points ago

As a walrus, arawrrawwrr.

[–]MatesWithPenguins 52 points53 points ago

As a camel anus, oh god no one needs to picture that.

[–]missmichellini 55 points56 points ago

ppphhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 13 points14 points ago

This boner just got uncomfortable.

[–]Amarowar 12 points13 points ago

Speak for yourself

[–]New_World_Era 8 points9 points ago

I don't want to picture someone mating with penguins either

[–]MatesWithPenguins 5 points6 points ago

If only people could understand that in this new_world_era anything is possible!

[–]BurningKarma 3 points4 points ago

Read that as Albert Camus

[–]DrApostrophe 2 points3 points ago

You might have a serious case of dyslexia.

Differential diagnosis: sexlexia.

[–]cbsauder 3 points4 points ago

As a walrus, goo goo g'joob

[–]parker214 17 points18 points ago

As a bisexual woman, dem legs and dem shoes.

[–]Eat_Bacon_nomnomnom 16 points17 points ago

As a straight male, what shoes?

[–]supersecretalternate 3 points4 points ago

As a man with a fetish for this exact type of thing, dem shoes.

[–]jberth 5 points6 points ago

I didn't know walruses wore shoes

[–]fknrat 32 points33 points ago

she looks kinda perfect

[–]Vik1ng 34 points35 points ago

[–]Zaqxswcdevfr 3 points4 points ago

Nice work

[–]Magical_Mushrooms 2 points3 points ago

thank you so much

[–]smeenz 6 points7 points ago

[–]ent4hire 13 points14 points ago

Is that her stomach or her shirt?

[–]xshadowshooter 41 points42 points ago

Yes.

[–]ent4hire 7 points8 points ago

Whoa, TIL

[–]DreNoob 12 points13 points ago

Probably her stomach. And that's completely normal. If you crunch inwards like that and you don't have any rolls, you are quite unhealthy.

[–]pizzabash 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck

[–]Lurk4r 3 points4 points ago

Coffee looks like it's about to spill.

[–]deck65 1 point2 points ago

That is the hottest I have ever seen her

[–]notnerd_unemployed 33 points34 points ago

Is that your wand, or...?

[–]Chexonfire 28 points29 points ago

Is that a wand in your pocket

Or an erection in your pocket?

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 8 points9 points ago

Wingardium Leviosa

[–]faurette 24 points25 points ago

Wangardium Leviosa FTFY

[–]SoLunAether 17 points18 points ago

[–]MagmaGuy 5 points6 points ago

Oh god that was hilarious

[–]missmichellini 6 points7 points ago

Nono, dear. Engorgio.

[–]1O1I0III01O10I1O01 10 points11 points ago

took me a minute to register what was happening there

bravo

[–]Zenithik 3 points4 points ago

Why is the lower part of that image always MIA :(

[–]ninjaface 399 points400 points ago

I MADE THIS

And it didn't make the front page when I posted it. WTF....

Here is my original imgur link: http://i.imgur.com/noz8Z.jpg

Here is my original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ikwpt/mr_potter_annotated/

Hey OP - What's up???

[–]edub912 145 points146 points ago

Welcome to reddit.

[–]Lolologist 28 points29 points ago

Where the stories are made up and the points don't matter!

[–]Mofrosho 4 points5 points ago

unless the stories are not made up. Then the points matter

[–]Level_32_Mage 3 points4 points ago

I can think of a point that might matter for a certain Colby if his story isnt made up.

[–]Popzagon 27 points28 points ago

its all in the title

[–]obadetona 3 points4 points ago

Nope, the subreddit.

[–]KookyGuy 4 points5 points ago

It's a lot of factors. Reddit is unpredictable.

[–]DerFelix 15 points16 points ago

and you have to ask yourself, why did he make a low res version of that?

[–]JohnixHD 7 points8 points ago

"mr potter annotated" that's bland as fuck bro.

[–]jphw 7 points8 points ago

Its all about timing I think.

[–]TheSandyRavage 5 points6 points ago

SLAY OP!!! Slay him I SAY!!

[–]kstigs 4 points5 points ago

umad?

[–]stupendousdragon 2 points3 points ago

my greatest sympathy's my ninja friend. as i did find that post quite splendidly hilarious i would like say in words that you deserve every up vote that plagiaristic barmy tallywacker falsely achieved. good luck with further posts. i only hope that would day you may find happiness.

[–]hooplah 37 points38 points ago

Emma Watson had a semi-nip-slip yesterday, by the way.

[–]CallTur 53 points54 points ago

Doin' the Lord's work, son.

This is the picture in question.

[–]Mimble_Wimble 20 points21 points ago

Just looks like a flesh tone pasty...

[–]soapman5 14 points15 points ago

Damn pasties....

[–]wolfsweatshirt 5 points6 points ago

thats legit

[–]Greyfallow 6 points7 points ago

ENHANCE!

[–]erondites 2 points3 points ago

You are female. (That's not an editorial on your comment. I'm just excited because this is the first time RES has worked out for me like this.)

[–]eehreum 5 points6 points ago

a semi nip slip isn't enough to keep me from becoming semi erect.

[–]jerseytc 9 points10 points ago

10 points to Gryffindor!

[–]Dredallen 27 points28 points ago

Harry Peaker

[–]toastedipod 140 points141 points ago

YER A PERVERT HARRY

[–]gnome_champion 14 points15 points ago

*Peeker?

[–]JesusChrist5 4 points5 points ago

Thank you. You've saved a life, today.

[–]gnome_champion 2 points3 points ago

I'm a goddamn hero. J-Christ said so.

[–]MiaowaraShiro 38 points39 points ago

If you're going to insist on being Emma Watson, you're probably going to have to put up with that sort of thing.

[–]heyb3AR 17 points18 points ago

How would she insist on not being Emma Watson?

[–]T_Money 25 points26 points ago

By being someone other than Emma Watson, of course. Elementary, my dear...

[–]goblinpiledriver 12 points13 points ago

Granger

[–]timsstuff 2 points3 points ago

He's looking so long because he's trying to find her boobs. What is she, an A cup? WTF is he even looking at?

This is caught looking.

[–]morepugsplease 7 points8 points ago

That's how you get a virus.

[–]xjudgex 7 points8 points ago

I don't get it. What is there to look at down there.

[–]Magnifiscent 4 points5 points ago

I would goof all over that girl.

[–]ChrisSato 6 points7 points ago

[–]imatotalscrub 9 points10 points ago

THAT DOESN'T EXIST!

[–]Gravyness 10 points11 points ago

My bad, I misspelled it, here's the real subreddit:

/r/CommentsAskingToPostOnAProperSubreddit

[–]doremimimimi 1 point2 points ago

I mean..nothing to really look at.

[–]dezweb 66 points67 points ago

But, err...she has no tits to look at?

[–]Robtom_5 209 points210 points ago

She is still phenomenally hot. Just because she doesn't have boobs the size of cantaloupes doesn't mean she doesn't have tits.

[–]ohsothisisreddit 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, dezweb didn't say "she's not hot, she has no tits", just "why is he staring at her breasts when they're not really even perceptible"*

*poor choice of words, I dun got any better tho

[–]Vik1ng 3 points4 points ago

doesn't mean she doesn't have tits.

prove NSFW

[–]xoizical 26 points27 points ago

There's at least a mouthful there.

[–]kabomlamma 23 points24 points ago

that's why he is looking, he is thinking "any day now they will grow" and then they didn't.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 39 points40 points ago

A watched pot never boils.

[–]aldude3 11 points12 points ago

That is where photoshop comes in.

[–]pooterpon 10 points11 points ago

Yes she does, you're just used to huge fake melons.

[–]dragonite_life 1 point2 points ago

Props for err

[–]tommdragon 0 points1 point ago

cant really blame the dude

[–]Nukesquad 1 point2 points ago

Honestly... I'd look too anyway despite the low cup size.

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

[–]runnerboy23 7 points8 points ago

I must say i dislike her haircut.

[–]markycapone 2 points3 points ago

I agree.

[–]Rosetti 2 points3 points ago

Looking at what...

[–]21nipples 2 points3 points ago

What is he looking at?

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 0 points1 point ago

I don't see any comments about reposts... Could it be so old that if you repost it, it would become new again? Screw it. Take my- nothing.

[–]playaplayadog 2 points3 points ago

What makes this funny is that there is nothing there...never was

[–]Removalsc 0 points1 point ago

DAMMIT CHLOE!

[–]_TheFifth_ 0 points1 point ago

Can't say I would do anything different in that situation.

[–]snapesnapeseverus 1 point2 points ago

But he's the CHOSEN ONE!

[–]PhillyT -1 points0 points ago

Moar Emma Watson pictures

[–]DUBLH 0 points1 point ago

Who can blame the guy?

[–]powerbrows 0 points1 point ago

Yer a gazer, Harry.

[–]warpedaeroplane -1 points0 points ago

i know gay people who think theyd marry emma watson

[–]jonswanson -2 points-1 points ago

Who the hell is Harry?

[–]Tonytarium -1 points0 points ago

Braver men than Daniel have tried... and failed.

[–]Tkpwns 0 points1 point ago

This is old as hell.

[–]Imjustheartless 1 point2 points ago

Accio Upvotes!

[–]harpoon_fatties -1 points0 points ago

ITT: jealous butt hurts

[–]qlwest19 0 points1 point ago

Guess Im going to be a douche until I die then.

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if they ever had sex during the casting of the Harry Potter series..

[–]Alex-Cross -1 points0 points ago

Downvoted for repost! :)

[–]Brockbfball1563 -1 points0 points ago

Can you blame him?

[–]asternemeraldink 0 points1 point ago

hey, he was drunk the entire time - let him go.

[–]jk147 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mal08001 -1 points0 points ago

DM;HS?

[–]mikethedork 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly why I'm not famous- cameras on you every time you check out your coworkers' sweet racks. I'm creepy for ME, dammit.

[–]Schrecken 0 points1 point ago

You have a boner harry.

[–]Mr_Squiddy 0 points1 point ago

[–]erratically_sporadic 0 points1 point ago

Horny Potter?

[–]batman0730 0 points1 point ago

The only thing I could think of was, she should keep the hair long...

[–]HerSoldier1023 0 points1 point ago

yes, 74D USAR

[–]TheSilentMan00 0 points1 point ago

Whoop. I can't read. Ignore me. I never commented.

[–]Mileskitsune 1 point2 points ago

isn't he gay tho?

[–]Zippyvinman -1 points0 points ago

Dat repost

[–]curlyqueue123 -1 points0 points ago

Funny thing is, she hasn't much to look at in the first place.

[–]distractthepaladin 0 points1 point ago

Is it just my perception or is Daniel Radcliffe really a pretty odd looking guy?

[–]SonofSin17 0 points1 point ago

I would too...