When I walk straight from shower to take a dump

capt_slim · 2012-09-12T12:57:26-07:00

and then the seat gets all wet and you slide around

vonriel · 2012-09-12T13:44:52-07:00

Honestly, as someone who knows how to properly use items like toilet paper, it bothers me more when I take a dump before the shower. For some reason, the steam amplifies the smell, and leaves me with this fog of heinousness that makes me want to gag the whole time.

Disal015 · 2012-09-12T14:14:48-07:00

Whatever you do, don't poop in the shower. It seems like a good idea, until you poop. And then you realize its such a bad idea

pretty_pussy · 2012-09-12T21:36:06+00:00

It's like cleaning the kitchen before making dinner...

usedtowork · 2012-09-12T21:27:20+00:00

finally I get to break out this old chestnut

Whatdidyoueggspect · 2012-09-12T12:45:07-07:00

Just poop in the shower. If it doesn't fit down the drain just pretend it's play doh and push it through, making poopsketti.

But don't squish it through your fingers. Das nasty.

googlywoosh · 2012-09-12T18:46:51+00:00

http://i.qkme.me/36cxo9.jpg

nizon · 2012-09-12T21:04:41+00:00

I just jump back in the shower for an ass rinse.

HIFW_GIFs_React_ · 2012-09-12T19:42:48+00:00

/r/HIFW

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skytiger859 · 2012-09-12T20:34:57+00:00

I don't understand-- what's wrong with it?

red321red321 · 2012-09-12T18:46:13+00:00

MUDSLIDE!!!!

Rodan1 · 2012-09-12T21:31:57+00:00

I'm okay with taking a dump afterward. Everything is so steamy/relaxed, the poo just slides out with a very minimal cleanup.

resident_ginger · 2012-09-12T14:27:19-07:00

Walking around with a dirty asshole I'm like, "life's crap"

Ochovarium · 2012-09-12T22:10:11+00:00

"Ever take a post-shower shit? Ugh, might as well go back to bed and start your whole day over." ~Daniel Tosh

NutcaseLunaticManiac · 2012-09-13T01:32:43+00:00

I once pooped from way up a tree I climbed. It was the most hilarious, and rewarding dump of my career - a sublime joy.

sgthulka99 · 2012-09-12T12:43:39-07:00

I am laughing pretty hard at this.

2012-09-12T18:54:00+00:00

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SUperLong · 2012-09-12T14:36:32-07:00

i thought i was the only one that experienced this...

tierranieve · 2012-09-12T14:49:02-07:00

Learn the waffle stomp technique

BrodyApproves · 2012-09-12T22:04:29+00:00

When I walk straight from shower

wick220 · 2012-09-12T22:04:58+00:00

This is the only time you will take when you actually give...

?

Dr-illuminasty · 2012-09-12T15:07:13-07:00

You're Obviously Doing it Wrong

couferson · 2012-09-12T15:07:52-07:00

always poo before shower

I_Pee_Sitting_Up · 2012-09-12T22:12:50+00:00

After shower shits are the best, as they are lubricated and require little TP.

forever_alr0n · 2012-09-12T22:22:15+00:00

the key to a clean bunghole any time of the day is a costco sized packet of wet wipes right next to the shit operahouse. best $14 i've ever spent on my ass.

totesmcturner · 2012-09-12T15:26:36-07:00

No, no you fool! You do it the other way around!

RouseHouse1013 · 2012-09-12T22:29:25+00:00

Get a bidet, you plebeian.

shanelow · 2012-09-12T22:33:18+00:00

The hot water always brings on anal labour dude, it's like sex or a hot curry

captainofindustry · 2012-09-12T22:34:52+00:00

Get a bidet. It's like a mini-shower every time you lay a log.

DarkPhoenix714 · 2012-09-12T15:38:13-07:00

HEY! I MADE THIS MEME! Ah fuck it, have an upvote.

Gyang193 · 2012-09-12T22:42:44+00:00

...dump then shower so you can wash your anus.

ChappyWagon · 2012-09-12T15:43:34-07:00

It's like on Seinfeld where George took a shower but it didn't take.

prokillz123 · 2012-09-12T15:46:47-07:00

RUnny Forrest Runny!!!

solario27 · 2012-09-12T22:47:03+00:00

Its like your washing your car- and it rains afterwards

bamballin · 2012-09-12T22:51:31+00:00

I still don't have an answer for that situation. 1. i could go before but there's something unsettling about washing my ass after knowing i'm touching a bit of poop. 2. After the shower i'm clean so if i go then, i'm undoing the process of cleaning my ass

tacotaster · 2012-09-12T22:55:23+00:00

More like this

http://mlkshk.com/r/FNFN

IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH · 2012-09-12T22:57:24+00:00

http://i.qkme.me/3qjv15.jpg

lemonyellowblack · 2012-09-12T22:59:15+00:00

Post-shower shits are the best shits.

Yostamaphone · 2012-09-12T22:59:38+00:00

personally, more of a fan of taking a shower straight from a dump

Dont_hate_pidgeon · 2012-09-12T23:00:21+00:00

Sometimes the warmth loosens you up, no need to feel bad about it.

fx101 · 2012-09-12T23:00:43+00:00

This is why you squat to take a post-shower/post-workout dump. Plus it works your hamstrings.

omgdinosaurs · 2012-09-12T16:04:39-07:00

If you shit before you shower, the steam will take care of the stench also.

oligobop · 2012-09-12T23:05:44+00:00

In this order:

Shit==> shower==> shave.

russman2500 · 2012-09-12T16:06:30-07:00

This is why I only use baby wipes. It's a cleaner and easier wipe for an after shower shit, or just a regular one.

stunami · 2012-09-12T23:08:47+00:00

first meme I've laughed at in months

Br1tt12 · 2012-09-12T16:13:20-07:00

Slippery

abasss · 2012-09-12T23:17:02+00:00

BIDET guys, you don't know what you're missing.

cream1n · 2012-09-12T23:17:45+00:00

i always end up having to go when im already in the shower. so i get out, use the toilet. then my hands are already all wet so using the toilet paper is a problem, and so is my whole body, so wiping is a pain in the....ass

STICK_OF_DOOM · 2012-09-12T23:23:11+00:00

But it just slides out.

iamnotatroll · 2012-09-12T23:36:56+00:00

It's better than waiting around to take a shit before taking a shower. I'm always late.

brianpepinski · 2012-09-12T23:39:13+00:00

I love this. But you have to dry your ass, and make sure you have the towel to dry off with while your shitting. Don't mistake it for a butt wipe or that towel is now garbage

Buckwheat15 · 2012-09-12T23:45:29+00:00

You can never drop the Cosby kids off at the pool with a wet rear end.

poopthemagicdragon · 2012-09-12T23:46:29+00:00

And the smell of shit sticks to you after you finish.

Crossfox17 · 2012-09-12T23:48:22+00:00

Just wipe. I don't understand the problem.

DulceDoble · 2012-09-12T23:48:52+00:00

I'm a girl. I don't understand this.

elementroejoy · 2012-09-12T17:01:39-07:00

I could have sworn I came up with this meme... now I know what it feels like ಠ_ಠ

luckycharms8282 · 2012-09-13T00:04:39+00:00

Can't tell if waffle stomping is a thing, or everyone is trying to trick me into trying it...

mydarkesthour24 · 2012-09-12T17:12:08-07:00

I laughed so hard so quickly...I farted...

yhelothere · 2012-09-13T00:16:03+00:00

Protip: Wash your ass after taking a dump.

MpegEVIL · 2012-09-13T00:28:51+00:00

Doesn't matter what the title is, this is a repost.

Garian1 · 2012-09-13T00:29:40+00:00

So. Much. Butt sweat...

metropolypse · 2012-09-13T00:31:15+00:00

I take some of my best poops post-shower. don't you worry none.

daveyandgoliath · 2012-09-13T00:32:08+00:00

I laughed because I'm on my iPad..... Pooping before a shower.

OmegaXis8009 · 2012-09-13T00:37:31+00:00

I remember the time I pooped in the shower, it was covering the entire drain and the water wasn't draining, so I had to blast it with water until it was all forced down the drain.

Last time I poop in there

allyaneedisluv · 2012-09-13T00:38:45+00:00

....but I know what love is!

shadowray · 2012-09-13T00:39:06+00:00

Just take a dump in shower and push it down with your feet with some shampoo so it doesn't stick.

Works every time...

somerandomguy02 · 2012-09-13T00:41:52+00:00

I hate that feeling. I usually take a quick shower again after.

ficknerich · 2012-09-12T17:42:39-07:00

Why does this bother reddit? Does everyone shit all over themselves requiring them to bathe afterwards?

PinkEchoes02 · 2012-09-13T00:44:52+00:00

Wow, I do this EVERY DAY. It's like the hot water makes everything loosey goosey and I have the best poop ever.

fuckthemusics · 2012-09-12T17:45:22-07:00

There are things called "wet toilet papers"

Flippity_Floppity · 2012-09-13T00:47:08+00:00

I'm sitting on the toilet drinking a chocolate shake and taking a dump. Chocolate goes in, chocolate goes out. You can't explain that!

Slambino · 2012-09-13T00:50:37+00:00

Shit. Shower. Shave.

DoublespeakSC · 2012-09-13T00:51:02+00:00

This speaks to me.

aznkriss133 · 2012-09-12T17:58:54-07:00

Should have been the other way around.

Hobo-With-A-Shotgun · 2012-09-13T01:04:05+00:00

I honestly think none of you even use Bidets.

ohnowait · 2012-09-13T01:06:22+00:00

I'm not a smart man, but I know what shit is.

drewbowski22 · 2012-09-13T01:09:49+00:00

And then the wet butthole grabs the tP and rips off chunks.

Asu101 · 2012-09-13T01:22:35+00:00

Found this during an after shower duke.

Da1Spartan · 2012-09-13T01:23:55+00:00

I enjoy pooping after a shower. It comes out much more smoothly.

B1indPi1ot · 2012-09-13T01:58:29+00:00

As someone who goes backpacking a lot, I love taking a nice clean deuce out in the woods. Nice old forest dump

boy_racer · 2012-09-13T01:59:13+00:00

Might as well go back to sleep and start the day over after that

Thatonesillyfucker · 2012-09-13T02:06:58+00:00

I don't see what the problem is with this... nothing bad ever happens to me when I've done it. :P Sorry if that in anyway offended or upset anyone.

kajamakat · 2012-09-13T02:21:28+00:00

Most truthful post ever.

harrydog24 · 2012-09-13T02:50:21+00:00

I go back to bed when that happens and try get things right the next day.

ArizonaWoodrat · 2012-09-13T02:51:51+00:00

I disagree. 95% of the time I shit after showering 0 wiping is required. Smart Man.

ChristopherJDorsch · 2012-09-13T03:01:44+00:00

you just went full retard...

its_j0hn · 2012-09-13T04:45:11+00:00

Am I the only one who has this issue? Before showering I never have to take a dump, but about 5 minutes in I frantically need to take a shit. So I finish up to take the most uncomfortable dump ever. Ihatemylife =(

soupsoundsgood · 2012-09-13T04:51:04+00:00

I'm sorry, but are you getting poop on yourself?

Scherzkeks · 2012-09-13T05:58:20+00:00

EW! Would you rather waffle stomp it?

Either way it's a shitty situation. You either stink up the bathroom you'll be trapped in for the next 10-20 minutes or you nasty up your freshly cleaned booty.

RespectableFartPuffs · 2012-09-13T06:30:09+00:00

Am I the only one here who has wished for a way to take a shit AND shower at the same time? You know.. a toilet in the shower. Anyone? No? OK...just me then.

n_j · 2012-09-13T07:40:22+00:00

I just want to start my day over.

kingkottah · 2012-09-13T07:43:07+00:00

And you have a small dick.

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