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Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]NotaContrarian 19 points20 points ago

The Passion 2: Crucify This written by Mel Gibson

[–]agleis86 18 points19 points ago

Let he who is without sin ... KICK THE FIRST ASS!

[–]boxsteam 2 points3 points ago

you crazy jesus! YOU CRAZY!

[–]deegz10 4 points5 points ago

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE ONE OF THEEEESE?!?!?!?

[–]Falcon1101 3 points4 points ago

The messiah.... he's gone!

[–]Grahambert 2 points3 points ago

Here's the trailer

[–]God_theCreator 0 points1 point ago

what can i tell you? People have been talking a lot of shit about me, behind my back, including Christians, Atheists, and people from all sorts of religions and backgrounds. There has been a lot of propaganda about God, 'Jesus', that has been spread for nothing but ignorant, political, power, egoistic needs.

that's why, I, God the Creator, am back here. to fix this garbage, and i ain't going to be nice about it.

everyone that is afraid of death, or has been conforming to a money-driven evil society, is pretty much guaranteed hell.

there is no magic "save me, Jesus" card that gets you a free pass.

everyone is going to be held responsible for everything they have, or have not done.

this is the official Judgement day saying: 'i didnt die for your sins bitch, but you will die for your sins, and you will pay for them too; tenfold in hell.'

[–]LittleBigBrazil 1 point2 points ago

directed by Michael Bay

[–]NoSarcasmHere 1 point2 points ago

I might actually watch this movie.

[–]Diabolic67th 1 point2 points ago

There's no crossing him this time.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

You have to love how Seth MacFarlane lambasts christianity every chance he gets. This was by far one of the funniest Family Guy episodes...

Oh yes, and Mel Gibson is the biggest racist fuck ever. I won't even watch his movies on basic cable. Which is sad, because were it not for the fact he is a giant douchbag, he has made some good movies.

[–]reese_ridley 35 points36 points ago

related

[–]Fluffygsam 10 points11 points ago

I couldn't stop laughing, and I'm a practicing catholic.

[–]meleeman09 2 points3 points ago

Doubt it.

[–]Fluffygsam 3 points4 points ago

No i think you dont understand, the main article was kinda funny. But the link attached to the first comment was HILARIOUS. And if you're questioning my faith, you have every right to but i assure you, I am.

[–]addboy 1 point2 points ago

I think he maybe questioning your definition of practicing catholic, not your faith.

[–]Fluffygsam 1 point2 points ago

I'm not the best at analytical thinking. Thank you for a bit of clarity.

[–]fkinjesus 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he IS catholic then

[–]meleeman09 -3 points-2 points ago

Calm your tits

[–]dauntlessmath 0 points1 point ago

"As a practicing Catholic, the fact that I'm religious and still laugh at this comic validates its humor."

[–]addboy 2 points3 points ago

As a practicing Catholic, that fact that I have premarital sex were condoms and look at pornography, makes me not a practicing Catholic.

[–]reediculus1 0 points1 point ago

...it's like if God and Chuck Norris had a baby

[–]c_programmer 3 points4 points ago

A bigoted martial arts master who doesn't exist?

[–]ra4king 0 points1 point ago

:O :O :O :O

[–]granface 8 points9 points ago

Jesus Christ in the Name of the Gun Jesus goes back in time to fight nazis. You're welcome.

[–]stovor 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for this! So badass.

[–]Notsewk 3 points4 points ago

That pun gave me rabies... but nice drawing.

[–]MasTacosPorFavor 2 points3 points ago

Meh. Looks like a ripoff of Gandhi 2.

[–]fridgeridoo 2 points3 points ago

Brb convertin'

[–]Revolan 2 points3 points ago

At least nobody will ACTUALLY get shot because of this post...

[–]TheGesundheitTheroy 1 point2 points ago

Did he just shoot into the ground?

[–]leochen 10 points11 points ago

shooteth*

[–]drossglop 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was the new testament?

[–]gadielwiggy 0 points1 point ago

this, my good sir, would be awesome.

[–]XxcontaminatexX 0 points1 point ago

This could be a jesus get into.

[–]rhoxmaster316 0 points1 point ago

"This time....Christ WILL come again."

[–]meleeman09 0 points1 point ago

Jesus.Is.Pissed

[–]astroZEBUS 1 point2 points ago

Bible 2: Christ Harder

[–]nykzero 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this

[–]ssammons 0 points1 point ago

I was pretty sure this was the poster for Bible 1.....

[–]Pherball66 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap, that was AWESOME!

[–]EpicCupcakeTime 0 points1 point ago

I would go see it in theatres.

[–]shatonamime 0 points1 point ago

I read this in Don Lafontaine's voice

[–]shhyguuy 0 points1 point ago

Super Related

Jesus is back and now he's pissed.

[–]snutch2thenutch 1 point2 points ago

Isn't the second testament kind of a sequel already?

[–]heyimamaverick 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking today how an Apocalypse-style movie with the return of Jesus as an assualy weapon bearing Rambo-style character would be sweet and a sure sell. Call it 'Lone Jesus' and tie in a forbidden-love subplot.

[–]xiipaoc 0 points1 point ago

...you mean The Bible 3, right?

[–]Definition21 0 points1 point ago

This time it's personal.

[–]LookAtMeHector 0 points1 point ago

Tag line: His will be done.

[–]Diamond_Cut 0 points1 point ago

Now that is a god I can see myself fearing!

[–]jpaul3211 0 points1 point ago

And then we arrest Jesus for murder.

[–]Cortake 0 points1 point ago

I misread "Jesus is black" uh I guess that make sense too!

[–]akwirente 0 points1 point ago

Gandhi II is what popped into my head.

[–]Oconitnitsua 0 points1 point ago

Passion of the Christ 2: so much passion.

[–]commi_nazis 0 points1 point ago

i would pay all my money to see this

[–]daledout11 0 points1 point ago

Someone send this to Quentin Tarantion, stat

[–]colio303 0 points1 point ago

Saved!

[–]spacemule 0 points1 point ago

I personally find this funny, but, seriously, why do you hate Christians so much you have to mock their beliefs even when they don't harm you? They believe this Jesus guy was holy, ok, that's harmless. Why would you mock that? Mock their harmful beliefs, not their harmless. By the way, this is on a subreddit that the other day referred to the Dalai Lama as "his Holiness."

Bunch of fuckwits, all of you!

[–]8livesdown 0 points1 point ago

Feels like a rip-off of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gndlou37Qok Only not as funny.

[–]HerdOfSerfs 0 points1 point ago

If Jesus were here, he'd probably have an Uzi on him. Don't ya think?

[–]Teal_skies 0 points1 point ago

I can't even begin to mention how old this idea is... Just think Ghandi 2 from UHF...

[–]wiecek13 0 points1 point ago

Jesus and Chris Tucker teaming up i am soooooo gonna see that

[–]freezyjelly 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/tEwBe.jpg

[–]agunn 0 points1 point ago

As a shooter, my first thought was, "If I wasn't already an atheist, that firing stance would make me one." Truly terrible. Religion strikes again (although probably not with that firing stance).

[–]dirtynate66666666666 0 points1 point ago

Didn't Joseph Smith already write this book?

[–]imthegoddambatman 0 points1 point ago

I thought of Jason Todd when I saw this.

[–]justonecomment 0 points1 point ago

Bible 2? Wasn't that the Book of Mormon?

[–]anegado 0 points1 point ago

something like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnq7N6X4x84

[–]fkinjesus 0 points1 point ago

The Book of Mormon 2: The Empire Strikes Kolub

[–]joepo32 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome and I can't stop laughing. Should not of looked at this in public. Haha

[–]Octacon 0 points1 point ago

I would read that

[–]Salvationunending 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit...i've never felt terrible for laughing at something like this but holy fucking shit.

[–]exiledcoyote 2 points3 points ago

I would totally fund this kickstarter...

[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 0 points1 point ago

Isn't the NT the Bible 2?

[–]UncleFartKnuckles -2 points-1 points ago

This is dumb.

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